All comics by edoggydog

 

by edoggydog
7-26-05
* Groovy!
Groovy!
Quack!*
* GROOVY!
GROOVY!
QUACK!*
* What the @%#$ do you think I've been saying, dickweed!
Dude... I want you to say "groovy"!
Quack!*

 

by edoggydog
7-26-05
...gagoon, tookie dada veep quiggle. Bleeb bop google goo goo snortle ploop!
Groovy!
Creegle dorf croon "groovy" bleeg nark foos jar jar binks?
Well... "Groovy" is the word I use when I think something is cool...
Fleek bok nana googly goo "dork"! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You're still going to take me for a ride in your UFO, right? Maybe, probe me, yes? Hello?

 

by edoggydog
7-26-05
...and, that's when I told Finkelman to go fuck himself!
Groovy!
So, I'm looking for a new partner for my strip... You interested?
Nah. I work alone...
Then, YOU can go fuck yourself, too!
Sure! Like I said, I work alone...

 

by edoggydog
7-26-05
...and, that's when I decided to stop worrying about my weight, and just enjoy life!
Groovy!
I mean, who am I trying to fool? I'm never going to achieve the "waif" look anyway...
True...
Besides... My doctor says that I have the "fat genes", and there's nothing I can do about it...
"Fat genes"? Looks like he's got the whole "fat ensemble"!

 

by edoggydog
7-27-05
Groovy!
It's fun to go to the...
...Y...
...M...
...C...
...A!

 

by edoggydog
7-27-05
Groovy!
Thanks! It took me a year-and-a-half to build...
Is it to code?
Down to the smallest detail!
And, you DID remember to get all of your permits before building? I mean, I'd hate for the county to have you tear it all down and start again from scratch...
Shit!

 

by edoggydog
7-27-05
Dude... This is going to be a great concert! I hope he sings "Mandy" and "Copa Cabana"...
Groovy!
Um... Let's shake a leg in there! I don't want to miss the opening act!
Okay! Okay! I'm almost ready...
I'LL HUFF! AND, I'LL PUFF! AND, I'LL BLOW YOUR HOUSE-
GIVE ME A MINUTE, GODDAMNIT!!

 

by edoggydog
7-27-05
Hmmm... This is a letter from Brad at Stripcreator.com...
Groovy!
Uh... Not "groovy"! He writes that your last several comics have pretty much blown, and you'd better be funny again soon, or...or...
Or, what?
It doesn't say... But, he drew a picture of you bent over a bar stool, being drilled in the ass by Timmy the Pervert!
Sexy!

 

by edoggydog
7-27-05
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me love you long time!
Groovy!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me sucky-sucky hard!
No, seriously... I like my new, voice-activated Asian blow up doll. It's what I asked for...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You pay up now, Yank! Or, my brodda come chop off nuts!
It's just that I wish you had me unwrap it in private, and not in front of the whole family, mom!

 

by edoggydog
7-28-05
...then, after breaking me down on a molecular level, I'm sent around the world, through the air, and reassembled by this same transporter when I return. Stand back as I demonstrate...
Uh... There's still a few bugs to work out...
?

 

by edoggydog
7-28-05
Okay! I've worked out all the "bugs" in the transporter, and it's ready for another test run... Stand back...
Groovy!
Well... I guess there was atleast one bug still in the machine. Shit.
Superfly?

 

by edoggydog
7-28-05
Groovy!
[scribble]
Do dee doo dee dum...
[scribble, scribble]
Dude... What's taking so long? I'd like to get started with today's strip!
I'm drawing as fast as I can, dickwad!

 

by edoggydog
7-28-05
...and, then we ended up in the backseat of his SUV! I was literally "trapped" in his Escape...
Groovy!
Uh... Hello? I just told a joke, and you didn't laugh... What's up with you this morning?
Well... It is really hard being around you!
That was a pretty mean thing to say to me, bastard!
No, no, no... You misunderstood me! I meant, IT is really HARD being around you!

 

by edoggydog
7-28-05
Groovy!
Groovy!

 

by edoggydog
7-28-05
Whoopsie!
Groovy!
Groovy!
Groovy!
Groovy!
Groovy!

 

by edoggydog
7-29-05
Groovy!
Groovy!
Groovy!
Groovy!
Groovy!
GAH!

 

by edoggydog
7-29-05
Groovy!
Groovy!
Groovy!
Groovy!
Groovy!
STAND BACK, OR I'LL START BWASTING!!

 

by edoggydog
7-29-05
Guess what? I just won the lottery!
Groovy!
I'll be home soon, so start packing...
Where we going..?
"We" ain't going anywhere! I want you out by the time I get there!
MOM!

 

by edoggydog
7-29-05
Okay... I've worked out all the bugs, and have done a battery of tests. So, I'm confident that I won't have any other mishaps with the transporter! Stand back and I'll demonstrate...
Groovy!
What?
!

 

by edoggydog
7-29-05
Y'know... The latest trend in video games is explicit sex scenes acted out by the characters...
Groovy!
I thought so, too, until I played the latest version of "Ms. Pac-Man"...
What happened..?
Well... Right in the middle of Act III, Donkey Kong broke into the maze and started cornholing Blinky!
Really? Wow! The kids today have it so great!

 

by edoggydog
7-29-05
Groovy!
Groovy!
Groovy!
Groovy!
Groovy!
We attack at dawn!

 

by edoggydog
7-29-05
Groovy!
Groovy!
Groovy!
Groovy!
RUN!!

 

by edoggydog
7-29-05
Groovy!
So, they say you can tell a Frenchman, but you can't tell him much! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA [snort]
Gee.. This is going better than I had imagined!

 

by edoggydog
8-01-05
Groovy!
Groovy!
Groovy!
Groovy!
I'd like to exchange these. They seem to be defective...
Do you have your receipt?

 

by edoggydog
8-01-05
* Osama! The police in London are rounding up all of our sleeper agents!
Osama! Karrem gosh kushin gollum London swine harem ackbar allah!*
* Don't sweat it! I'm going to the U.S. next week to recruit an unsuspecting, naive American to carry out my evil doings!
Axel folee! Kuss kuss ackbar gollum Land of Satan skellum goolash kareem Yankee abdul jamaal!*
...and the best part is we pay for your flight. You'll have a "blast"! Trust me...
Groovy!

 

by edoggydog
8-02-05
Now, before I send you abroad, I'm going to have you meet with a friend of mine to "re-educate" you on the culture and customs of London, England...
Groovy!
Okay... I want you to step inside this room here, put on the headphones, and "relax"...
Gotcha!
Two hours later...
How's it going in there?
Fine, I guess... But, do you have any other music besides "Frankie Goes to Hollywood"? Those guys are fags!

 

by edoggydog
8-02-05
2:02am L.A. time...
Alrighty then... Now that you've learned to "relax", I want you to take Flight 123 out of LAX, non-stop to London, England. It leaves at 5:41am...
Groovy!
6:37pm, London time...
'Ello, 'ello, 'ello! Welcome to 'Eathrow... Do you have anything you want to declare?
YES! I DECLARE A JIHAD ON THE GREAT SATANS OF THE WORLD, A.KA. THE UNITED STATES, AND, IT'S CO-CONSPIRATOR IN MURDER, ENGLAND!!
No... I mean do you have any fruits or vegetables in your luggage?
Uh... (heh, heh) No.

 

by edoggydog
8-02-05
...and, then the alien walked in on his/her wife/husband, because these aliens are hermaphrodites, and caught him/her in bed with the family space-monkey...
Well, the wife/husband in bed was about ready to blow spooge when the sun from a distant galaxy turned in a black hole, which sucked all the light out of time, space, and dimension...
Speaking of black holes... My ex came by the other day to remind me that I was late on the child support yet again, and if it happens once more, she's going to dispatch TOBOR to cornhole...
...all my relatives, living and dead. To wit, I told her to go sit on her thumb, and lean back on her wrist. Which she did, and later thanked me, but still made me sign over my paycheck to her...
And, that's why I have an aversion to Gatorade...
Groovy!

 

by edoggydog
8-02-05
...and, for the French-looking, fag-boy living in West L.A., let's grant him his Christmas wish of ten new berets, and a pair of electronic bongos. He's been a good boy all year...
Groovy!
Who said that?
!
Anyhoo... On to the next item on the agenda: Rudolph has been officially banned from this year's Reindeer Games due to steroids found in his stool sample, and...
Whew! That was a close one!

 

by edoggydog
8-03-05
Here's one for you...
Groovy!
If, I am a snowman, who's made out of snow, and snow is cold...
Yes..?
Why the @%#$ am I wearing this hat and wool scarf?
For the same reason I wear a beret and shades: to be cool, baby!

 

by edoggydog
8-03-05
I need your help in cracking this case...
Groovy!
I'm looking for a suspect with one eye called "Chuckaduck"...
Okay! But, what does he call his other eye?
What are you...stupid?
Stupid is as stupid... As stupid... Damn! How does that saying go?

 

by edoggydog
8-03-05
"Oh, shit! He's onto me!"
Groovy!
Later...
So... Any luck using the internet to track down our suspect called "Chuckaduck"?
None... But, I did read a hilarious comic about a duck named "Chuck", written by some guy called "Chuckaduck"...
*sigh*
What?

 

by edoggydog
8-03-05
I'm here to pay tribute to a fellow comic here at Stripcreator.com who goes my the nom de plum, "Chuckaduck"...
Groovy!
Ever since he abandoned his much aligned "Inner Struggle" format, his comics have been much funnier...
Word!
Some might say they're even funnier than our comics, and... Where you going?
To upload a virus and crash his computer so I can put an end to this shit RIGHT NOW!

 

by edoggydog
8-04-05
Okay... I checked out "Chuckaduck" on-line, and although he's obviously in need of a psychiatric intervention, he's not our man. But, I do have a new lead for you to follow...
Groovy!
We're now looking for a suspect with a hearing aid...
Wouldn't a pair of glasses be more useful..?
Hmmm... When was the last time YOU had a psychiatric intervention?
Whaaaaaaaaat?

 

by edoggydog
8-04-05
...then, the woman asked me to put on a pair of pants, and I said, "What? Is this one of them fancy-ass diners?"
Groovy!
I said no, and she called over the bouncer. The bouncer asked me to put my pants on, and I said no. He called the cops, and Officer McCracken beat me with his club, and I still said no. Then...
Gotcha! Understood! I'm clear! SAY NO MORE!! OUT!!!
Don't you want to hear the part about the crack-whore and three mongolian midgets..?

 

by edoggydog
8-04-05
...but, if that doesn't work, I then slam the car door on my nuts, and, (voila!), I come up with a new idea for a comic...
Groovy!
Any other questions?
Yeah... Why the name "Chuckaduck"?
Because "Suckmydickasshole" was already taken!
HA! Not true! I looked it up, and it's still available, and- WAIT A MINUTE!!

 

by edoggydog
8-04-05
You must get waaay better stuff than I do!
Groovy!
What the @%#$ kind of response is "groovy"?
Hello?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...

 

by edoggydog
8-04-05
Groovy!
The duck fell for my fake snoring noise! I'd thought he'd never leave!
I'll just pay this bill, and be on my- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? WHO ORDERED FIVE BOTTLES OF PINOT NOIR AT $75.00 A POP?! DAMN YOU, CHUCKADUCK! DAMN YOU!!

 

by edoggydog
8-04-05
Dude... I just got a great deal on five bottles of Pinot Noir! You interested..?
Groovy!
I'll sell them to you for only, say, $125 a bottle!
Hmmm... Sounds like a great deal! I'll go grab my checkbook. It's at the crib. Be right back...
Winter 2007
H-h-he ain't c-c-coming b-b-back, is h-h-he?
W-w-waffles!

 

by edoggydog
8-04-05
Oooooh! How you like it there, Mr. Chuckaduck? Feels good, doesn't it! Oh ya! Slap dat ass! Do it to me, baby! DO IT!!
Oh, yeah! QUACK! Take it all in, bee-YA-YA-YA-YOTCH! You like it like that, don't you, whore! QUACK! QUACK! Oh, I'm about to "upload"! QUACK! QUACK! QUACKITY-QUAAAAAAAAACKK!!
Three days later...
OH GOD! IT BURNS!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Mission accomplished!
Groovy!

 

by edoggydog
8-04-05
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Me love you long time!
GROOVY!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
What taking so long, Charlie? We late for show!
HOLD ON! I'M ALMOST DONE DRYING MY HAIR!!

 

by edoggydog
8-04-05
Sure... I'd be interested in becoming more than "just friends" with you...
Groovy!
But, before we do this, I need you to dress a little, you know, less dweeby! Go home, change your clothes, and shave off your goattee. And, FOR GOD'S SAKE, lose the shades and that stoopid beret!
Okay... But, you're not going to like it!
One hour later...
GAH!
I told you!

 

by edoggydog
8-04-05
Well, we two are the only survivors of the plane crash. We're alone on this deserted island, but I'm confident we'll pull through just as long as you put your trust in me...
Groovy!
Why are you looking at me that way?

 

by edoggydog
8-04-05
Groovy!
Groovy!
Groovy!
Groovy!
Groovy!
Hey! Wait up, guys!

 

by edoggydog
8-04-05
Groovy!
Groovy!
Groovy!
Groovy!
Groovy!
OUCH! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, ASSHOLE!!

 

by edoggydog
8-04-05
Dude... This is Chuckaduck. The mail-order prostitute you sent me came by my house the other day. And, I think she gave me a virus...
Groovy!
Not "groovy", you bonehead! My dick burns when I pee, and my vision is blurry. But atleast my computer still works, so I can keep making my comics. She was a good boink, so it's a trade off. Late.
Oh, FUDGE! (But, I didn't say "fudge")
I told you to give his COMPUTER the virus, dumb ass! Now, go back there and finish the job!
I'm on it!

 

by edoggydog
8-04-05
Oh, yeah baby! You like it like that, don't you, you two-bit, street-whore! Work it, baby! WORK IT!!
Oooh! You big stud!Jam your big cable in me, and interface the @%#$ out of me! Yes! YES!! YESSSSSSSSS!!!
Three days later...
OH, GOD! IT BURNS!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Mission re-accomplished!
Groovy!

 

by edoggydog
8-05-05
I think, therefore I am!
Groovy!
I think...
Whaaaaaaaaat?

 

by edoggydog
8-05-05
Groovy!
Groovy!
Groovy!
Groovy!
Groovy!
Hmmm... This may require a second cup of coffee!

 

by edoggydog
8-05-05
Ready when you are, boss!
Groovy!
Um... What's up with those?
Didn't you say we were going to "nail" the killer today?
!

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