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by kane2742
5-02-08
A lotta folks are hasslin' me about waterboardin'.
They got it all wrong. Y'see, I wouldn't call it "torture."
I prefer to think of it as Extreme Baptism.

 

by kane2742
5-02-08
How goes your reading of the major holy books?
Pretty good. I've read the Bible and Qu'ran cover to cover, and I have a Book of Mormon.
I thought I'd left it at home over Spring Break, but it turns out it was in my dorm all along.
Where was it?
Buried under my porn.

 

by kane2742
5-06-08
Do you know that guy? The one with the hook?
Yeah, kinda.
What happened to his hand?
He was born that way.
He was born with a hook?

 

by kane2742
5-07-08
Have you ever played Guitar Hero with a part of your body other than your hands?
No! That's messed up.
Oh. My sister does sometimes.
Wait. "Sister"? What does she use, her feet?
Her tongue.
Oh. So, uh... Can I meet your sister?

 

by kane2742
5-14-08
I just read that each space shuttle mission costs about $450,000.
That's pretty expensive.
Well, you know what they say...
There's no such thing as a free launch.

 

by kane2742
5-15-08
You're fat, Daddy.
That's not nice.
You should eat better. Donk! Should've had a V8.
Yeah, a "V" plus 8 other letters.
Which letters?
A-S-E-C-T-O-M-Y.

 

by kane2742
5-27-08
Hey, babe.
Hey, sweetie.
Listen-- *ckkk*--e nee--*ckkk*--alk.
I can't hear you. I think the signal's breaking up.
No, I'm just messing with you. The signal's not breaking up; we are. *click*

 

by kane2742
6-04-08
Do anything fun recently?
I went to a club this weekend. Lots of blacklights and loud music.
And there was this girl grinding against me. It's been a while since I've been that close to a woman.
Anyway, you know how on CSI, they use blacklights to look for blood and... uh... other stuff?
Yeah...?
My pants looked like a glow-in-the dark Rorschach inkblot.

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