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by shank
10-20-05
What in the hell is wrong with you?
what do you mean?
This better not be another ear joke.
It doesnt even have to be.

 

by shank
10-20-05
Where are we going?
To the air show.
But air is invisible.

 

by shank
10-20-05
Who wants to sit on santa's lap?
ur not santa U FGT!!!!!!!!!!1W!@
is that a hidden camera?
oh sheeeeeeeet
santa doesnt have glasses and a boner
OMG UR SO EMO....p.s. pick me pick me

 

by shank
10-20-05
earth to jupiter, earth to jupiter
respond
my name's not jupiter
oh yeah....sorry carl
it's aight

 

by shank
10-20-05
PEE FIGHT LOL!!!
HEEHEEEEEE
What in the hell is wrong with you?
it burns when i pee

 

by shank
10-20-05
I was just out with my friends, we watched a movie.
Did you suck their cocks?
Girls have cocks now?
...
The one's i have been with do.

 

by shank
10-20-05
Fag
I'm not a fag.
Homo
K That works.
Damn rights, Fag

 

by shank
10-20-05
I got you a good present for christmas honey
Oh really? Oh my god, what is it!?!?
Money
What
Yeah, here you go, buy yourself a present for me.

 

by shank
10-20-05
Hey honey, i washed the dishes today while you were at work working really hard.
Aww thanks sweety
Actually, it ended up being that i didnt know where anything went so i put them back in the sink and pee'd all over them so you wouldnt be bored when you got home.

 

by shank
10-21-05
Yo... Never was a thug, just infatuated with guns, Never was a gangsta, till I graduated to one/And got the rep of a villain, for weapon concealin'. Took the image of a thug
kept shit appealin'/willin' to stick out my neck, for respect if it meant life or death, never live to regret what I said/when you're me, people just want to see, if its true, if its you, what you say
This is because i'm black, isn't it.
in your rap's, what you do/ so they feel, as part of your obligation to fulfill, when they see you on the streets, face to face, are you for real/in confrontation ain't no conversation

 

by shank
10-21-05
This is because i'm black, isn't it.
*chuckle*

 

by shank
10-21-05
This is because i'm black, isn't it.

 

by shank
10-21-05
hey mister, why are you in school?
Why not?
I've just never seen your kind around here.
This is because i'm black, isn't it?
Well....

 

by shank
10-22-05
and then i went for a walk.
haha that was just like this one time, where i was all walking on the moon and shit and then i ran into big rock wich sent me off into space where i flew off and landed on an asteroid and then...
...i got all worried cause i thought i was going to burn to death and die!
and then BAM i was like OMFG IM GONNA DIE! and that's when i woke up in my bed with my hand up my asshole.

 

by shank
10-22-05
BLEH, I WILL SUCH YOUR BLOOD
WHAT
SUCK*
OMG U R SO STUPID!

 

by shank
10-22-05
Are you gonna eat that?
eat what?
THAT
EAT WHAT!?!?
you
TAXI!

 

by shank
10-22-05
I told you no one keeps gold in their belly in leprechaun land, you fool!
Well god damn
Why are they so fat? I swear to god, i seen them pooping gold coins.
that's just feces
well i'll be damned

 

by shank
10-22-05
so you need help getting down from there?
If you wouldnt mind, yes i would, actually.
heh heh heh heh
HEH HEH HEH HEH
What the fuck are you panting like that for!?!?!?

 

by shank
10-22-05
What's your name son?
you kn...
SHUT UP NIGGER AND STOP RESISTING ARREST.

 

by shank
10-22-05
so tell me about your day.
Well, i wen--
OMG WUT STFU!
what?
I couldnt believe what an exciting day you had. Outrageous!
but , but i---

 

In this panel, i am lying about something.
Of course you are, you are a filthy nigger.
by shank, 10-22-05

 

by shank
10-22-05
oh my god guy, what is wrong with you?!?!?
i just killed an evil penguin, it was trying to cast evil upon me!
That was my coffee pot, asshole.
Oh yeah? Explain where the blood came from then.
The hooker you killed earli---
EXACTLY! THE PENGUIN

 

by shank
10-22-05
i was about to jerk off but i couldnt get onto your profile because you only allow logged in users to view it.
Log in then.
i would, but im banned!
Create a new account.
.....IP Banned
oh noez

 

by shank
11-22-05
can i wash your balls?
oh fuck no
turbo charged

 

by shank
11-23-05
im cumming on your face
i lick it off
i accidently empty a clip into you with a semi-automatic uzi

 

by shank
3-25-06
Quick, think of a scenerio!
....a gay guy walks into a pole....

 

i go to country bars to get my ho down......then the bitch just gets right back up
by shank, 3-25-06

 

by shank
3-26-06
Those mountains are beautiful.
You know, i used to ride those mountains on a daily basis.
People called me Mr. Crazy Head
I ALWAYS CALLED YOU KITTEN PUFF MONKEY LOVER

 

by shank
3-26-06
Looks like we are on the road again!
We've got a long journey ahead of us.
I havent eatin for days!
IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE?

 

by shank
5-27-06
hey! where did you come from?
i come from hell
why
because that's where i was fucking born, jesus fucking christ.

 

by shank
5-27-06
I AM BEHIND A FENCE
get out from behind the fence
I WILL NOT
YES YOU WILL
NO I WILL NOT
WHY THE FUCK NOT

 

by shank
5-27-06
I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
NO IM GOING TO KILL YOU
NO DONT...I DONT WANT TO DIE UNLESS I KILL MYSELF
LET ME KILL YOU
I NEED TO DO IT MYSELF
I AM UNSATISIFIED WITH YOUR DECISION

 

by shank
5-27-06
say no 2 wut
JUST SAY IT, BITCH
Negative
NO, SAY NO
i will not
want to have sex with me?

 

by shank
5-27-06
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
TIME TO TELL *ELECTRICS TITTIES TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FRYING PAN

 

by shank
5-27-06
I AM A MEMBER OF THE EVIL SOCIETY!
UNITE WITH US!
Why are you ignoring me?

 

by shank
5-27-06
why cant i remember anything?
here...i will draw you an image.
of what?
i dont know? a picture of me not giving a fuck...?
what does that look like?

 

by shank
5-28-06
Why did you flush your cat down the toilet?
I did no such thing!
Yes you did!
you even had it strapped down with underwear with your name on it.

 

by shank
5-28-06
I picked up some condoms, hunny
Why is it wrapped in wrapping paper?
....
opening my mouth defeats the purpous of it being a present....GOD

 

I've lost the touch i once used to have.
i think omgsoemo stole it
by shank, 5-28-06

 

by shank
5-28-06
HEY MR.MOOO
hi
wut r u doin
sittin
yer standin
but im feelin like im sittin

 

by shank
5-28-06
I JUST SNORTED 6 LINES OF COCAINE, THE DRUG
IT'S A DRUG CALLED COCAINE, IT'S A DRUG....CALLED CAINE
DID I JUST SAY CAINE? WHY ARE WE ON A SPACESHIP? HEY IS THAT EARTH? WUTS GOIN ON IN DIS THRED?

 

by shank
5-28-06
WE ARE DYING BEFORE WE ARE ABOUT TO DIE
WHY ARE OUR BODIES HALF BODIES
IM A HALF BODY, YOU ARE A 3 QAUTER BODY
WHERE IS MY OTHER HALF?
YOU DONT HAVE ANOTHER HALF BECAUSE YOU ARE ALREADY 3 QAUTERS ALL THERE
MY HALF AN ARM AND MY 100% ARM IS STUCK TO MY TWO EYEBALLS

 

by shank
5-28-06
what happened, here, sir?
lewks like a blood bath to me, elf
should we call the ninja police?
the ninja police cannot solve this crime
what if we give them evidence?
then we'd get arrested, elf

 

by shank
5-28-06
*KIKCK*C
*ROX*
IM KICKIN
IM ROXIN
THE PLANE IS GOING DOWN...GRAB YOUR PARACHUTE
I LEFT IT IN MY CD CASE...FUCK

 

by shank
5-28-06
kitty, is this your home?
whoa..i just teleported my coive
son of a bitch

 

by shank
5-28-06
hey, mom wants you to come back to hell
tell mom to eat a fuck
we had that for supper last night
i dont know how to respond to that
what the fuck is wrong with your face and arms
it's the glue, i really got to stop playing with glue.

 

by shank
5-28-06
since when do robots drink blood?
since forever!@
robots have been non existant until not too long ago.
that is forever for a robot
that is not forever
IT IS FOREVER FOR ME...I DO NOT HAVE A THROAT...POUR THE BLOOD INTO MY EYEBALL

 

by shank
5-28-06
9 more comics to go
9 MORE COMICS TO GO
WHY R U NIN JAIL, ERASER?
I ERASED THE FUTURE
BAD ERASER, BAD....BAD, BAD ERASER

 

by shank
5-28-06
Like, let's be realistic here
realistically realistic
so you want to be realistic about being realistically realistic?
realistically, yes i do
that is a realistic problem

 

by shank
5-28-06
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
no, wut time is it.
TIME TO BLOW SHIT UP
FIN

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