All comics by xxausrottenxx

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by xxausrottenxx
6-22-04
feminist eh? so that means you have sex with other women

 

by xxausrottenxx
6-22-04
i know somehow im getting blamed for this

 

by xxausrottenxx
6-22-04
Santa! Something has gone horribly wrong
What is it?
It's too horrible to explain, but there is jizz everywhere
Well i sure do hope Tobor makes it here on time, we've got an appointment
HELLO...? MONSIGNOR...?

 

by xxausrottenxx
6-25-04
what in the sam hill are you doing?
im fixing your fence
i dont have a fence!
fence, car, same thing

 

by xxausrottenxx
6-25-04
if you've never been nailed before, you're a pretty big fag if you ask me
hhm
later
well, i dont wanna be a fag

 

by xxausrottenxx
6-29-04
yoshi? i didnt know you drank coffee
eh, it grows on you
plus, all those goombas gave me gas
yoshi, those werent goombas, those were my children
well no wonder, you know italian food doesn't agree with me

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-02-04
Is this a great game or what?
Yeah, too bad I gotta leave soon.
You can't leave, we've almost finished it! Where do you gotta go?
I've got some important business to take care of...
gotta take a shit?
something like that

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-02-04
hey boss, is it true that you're gonna sell all of us to fast food?
well...that is what a farmer does
why dont you send the cows, or the sheep
theres plenty of beef, and the sheep wont sell
whys that
they won't buy em used

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-02-04
mario, you're gonna have to come with me down to the station
on what charges
we've been told you've been peddling mushrooms for years
but they had little faces and popped out of magical boxes
yes, i already know the effects

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-02-04
mario, i need you to find my daughter
shes been missing so many times, who else could have kidnapped her
alright, ill be straight, ill give you a p-wing
make it two stars and a p wing
deal

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-02-04
wow, the mushroom kingdom sure has changed since the last time i've been here
it sure has, we're alot more peaceful nation now
wheres Toad at?
i dont know, but hey, i just found the most insane shroom ever, it gets you so fucked u....
uh oh

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-02-04
hey yoshi, we're going on another adventure
oh gosh, i really don't do the danger thing anymore, plus my egg laying isn't as neat as it used to be
why's that?
oh, no reason
meanwhile
yoshi? come back to bed sweetheart

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-02-04
well this is where luigi lives now, but i really dont know
some time before
luigi?
oh hey, sorry im incognito right now, im trying to lure ghosts in here then suck them up in my little vacuum cleaner
agh, nevermind

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-03-04
king, all of my companions are busy, how am i supposed to bring the princess back by myself
it doesn't seem that hard, all you do is jump on people and they die
still a companion would be easier
well id join with you but ive been having cramps lately
and if that doesn't work, i dont want to go with you

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-03-04
little human, why must you bring yourself pain
its a really complicated matter that robots could not understand
does it involve the core basic mathematical unit squared times the amount of matter due to perspiration of the seventh standard equation
...
...yeah its something like that

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-04-04
have you ever got a feeling that you're living in the past
past? what do you mean, we have 500 channels!
i just think i need to get a hold of my future
whatever
later
hey there
i never thought id see the day when my friend becomes a transvestimegabite

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-04-04

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-09-04
And the ump says he's safe!

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-09-04
have you seen the ass on the boss' daughter
yes, she gets her good looks from my side of the family
what's that mean
i AM the boss
no no, not your ass, your daughter's

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-18-04
somewhere in california
i wonder if fire is a cleansing tool
Note to self: fire is not a cleaning tool.

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-18-04
i think goosebumps was scary.

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-20-04
have you ever been drinkin whiskey on a cool night on the porch and your woman comes out nagging?
and then you beat her
anyway, this next song is about how much i love america

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-20-04
i cant help but smilin when i see them ol stars and stripes
only in america could a farm boy grow up to be a famous singer
and sue poor farm boys for downloading my music

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-22-04
your nut's hangin out.

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-22-04
you know what, im sick of you hanging around with that other girl so much
thats my sister
and i know it's because you drink too much
what does that have to do with my sister?
all im asking is for you to spend more time with me
alright let me just shove her back in my mothers hymen..

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-22-04
Fuckin fuck!
Oh fuck!
Shit bitch cock.
queef mung tits?
wangs
dongs

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-24-04
Well, what's the matter Tob?
TOBOR LOST EDGE
How so?
TOBOR READ BOBBIT STORY
That was only a puny flesh penis, you'll be fine
UM....TOBOR WAS VERY DRUNK LAST NIGHT

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-24-04
PUNY HUMAN! PREPARE FOR CORNHOLING
corn, in the middle of april, ill believe it when i see it
YES I....WHAT?
oh wait, its july, go on
TOBOR HAS HANKERING FOR BUTTER AND SALT NOW

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-24-04
You know fellas, sometimes you just gotta lie to your woman
but you know, its hard
to explain how you got AIDS

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-26-04
im tired of always being compared to being female, i mean humans eat my breasts, when im young im a chick
not to mention they display us in these cages like a couple of whores
we're men!
damn straight!
...so we're still going to Cher tonight...right?

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-27-04
So, hows the rock band coming?
Well its alright, but, you know, we are teenagers and we're all experiencing the ups and downs for the first time
oh yeah, i know how it is
yeah, did you know john got pussy for the first time last night?
aw fuck

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-29-04
who are you?
im your ex's new boyfriend
So, you gonna start shit or what?
no, actually
damn, well im out five bucks

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-29-04
I wish you all the best of luck, i suppose
Aren't you gonna say anything like "if you touch her you're dead"
well i guess if you stab her, or rape her
so im okay as long as it's not at the same time?

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-29-04
That new boyfriend of yours is sort of weird
I knew you were jealous!
No...no im not, im just creeped out
Seriously, I thought we were adults here, you're acting like a child
Are you even listening to what I have to say?
of course i'm not, we're adults

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-29-04
so ya got one a thems mobile homes, eh?
thats no mobile trailor, thats my girlfriend
....
har im shittin ya, its my mobile trailor
if it int' yer girlfriend, somebodys cookin a hellova catfish

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-02-04
wait, wait, is this before i know she has a penis, or after

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-03-04

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-03-04
why are you still standing here
come on pussy, get tough
why?
so i can kick your ass in the name of love
love..heh, thats classic

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-03-04
Why dont you just leave me alone?
ha, and leave my ego unsatisfied
it takes a big man to bring someone like me down
inside his head
ha yeah! that'll get him, now tell him the part about your pee pee! hehe yeah and make sure you get me cookies this time

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-04-04
ive watched TV, and I've been told to shake it like a poloroid picture
but now im a serial rapist, so i dont think im going to watch TV anymore

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-04-04
holy hell, im on mars
yes Mr. Bush, your people have finally landed on our surface
ha ha!
and me standing there thinking i'm having another crack flashback

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-06-04
I'm so glad you were able to find a babysitter at the last minute, darling.
Yes, we're really lucky that Stupid Joe was available.
STUPID JOE? Oh no! You left the baby with Stupid Joe?
Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong?
Stupid Joe is a convicted serial rapist
And you're a tax accountant, and you don't see me complaining

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-07-04
Damn, this game sucks, I cant get past the first level!
What's this game called?
You're the biggest loser ever.

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-10-04

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-10-04
hey cowboy, why did the blonde college girl fuck the mexican?
because her professer told her she needed to do an essay
well...was it an essay about mexicans?

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-10-04
remember that one time when you hammered a nail in your head?
five minutes earlier
ow! fuck! fuck!
no

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-17-04
so i just decided to up and leave, fuck the farm, i can do better things in life
but you have a wife and kids here
eh...used to have kids
well not since we egged the johansen's house across the road last night

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-17-04
...for the last time you are NOT pregnant, you're fat

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-17-04
so it looks like we really ARE the last two people on earth
well i guess if it's for repopulation
so, is anal out of the question?

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-17-04
has anyone ever used this guy in a comic?
*sigh*

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