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by Beeko180
10-14-08
Rise My Evil minions! Rise! We shall kill the motherload!
Did he just say our mum is coming?!

 

by Beeko180
10-15-08
We have conquered the baby's Nursery!

 

by Beeko180
10-15-08
I can see the light!
What happened to the love? Hug? Kiss?
We have conquered our parents house!

 

by Beeko180
10-15-08
Blue.
Yes your honor.
I here by sentence you to life in kindergarten
That was a joke, right?
No.

 

by Beeko180
10-15-08
Don't worry. I'm your lawyer, and I will swear through my past bloody and gory rampages that I Mr. Carnivore will defend you no matter what it takes. Even if It takes murder. I swear on my dead vict-
Ok. Can we just skip this and go to the trial already.
Now. Who framed roger rabbit?
That guy! He's the one! It was him!

 

by Beeko180
10-15-08
Don't worry, I am your lawyer. My name is Mr. Carnivore and I am here to tell the judge that I will make sure you don't go to jail. I swear on my past bloody and gory rampages that I, Mr. Carnivore...
At the trial
Now, who is responsable.
It was him! He's the culprate! Arrest him! He did it! Not me! Him! That guy!
Lousy laws. Aren't they supposed to protect us?
I hereby sentence you to life without parol for buying an apple at the supermarket.

 

by Beeko180
10-16-08
G'day folks! Tonight we are going to introduce a classical character from a couple of many series made by our comic maker, Beeko180. Ladies and gentleman....... Clappy!!!!
Yeah yeah.
Now clappy. How do you manage to float in mid-air?
Well it's quite simple. If you've noticed my eyes, they have real large pupils. I float because I take too much drugs which in turn gives me big pupils and the ability to float in mid-air.
And what comic series do you star in?
I star in the hit series "how you can shake those jelly flabs til you just can't no more!", Nah jokes. I star in Under the Sea. And that's basically it.

 

by Beeko180
10-16-08
Welcome back to Meeting with the characters! This episode we introduce the lovely Dr. Bob.
Hi folks.
Now, we all know that you star in most Doctor related episodes of comic series as well as starring in doctor related comic strips. so I thought we could jazz up this episode with a fancy procedure?
That's simply fantastic. i'll just go get ready.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*trembles*
Come over here you wuss! It won't hurt a bit! Just a little snip from the saw and we're done!

 

by Beeko180
10-16-08
Good evening ladies and gents! Tonight we have a special guest from The OCOC.......... give a round of applause to Chen!
Actually it's Chen Winago...........
Whatever Rat-face.
so what do you star in other than the OCOC Mr. Winago?
I star in a few comics. The other series I star in are The office and Your Mama Jokes. Some comic strips I starred in were "Plotting a plot" and "Dining in a storage closet. But I have been in more...

 

by Beeko180
10-16-08
Hey lads n Lassys out there! In this strip we shall introduce the classic resemblence of a wimpy, whiney and very characteristic person. Say a big hello to Chuck from The OCOC!
Hi. I'm not whimpy.
Same thing you said about the dead huntsman spider in the bath tub.
I'll get him later in the car park.........
Now what do you star in Whimpy Chuck?
I star in The OCOC, The office and some new comics I may be featured in in the future. And I'm NOT WHIMPY!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-16-08
Tonight we have A Crazy old Man as our guest! Now, What shows do you star in?
In my day we didn't have to answer that question. We had to spank our youngs buttocks until they were as red and sore as beetroots.
I don't care about that sir. I asked you a question.
Do you have to answer the question where people want to know why you're not bald like me?
Just answer the god damn question!
Crazy Old Man Talk... I also star as the imitator of John McCain.

 

by Beeko180
10-16-08
You know we've had a lot of great times. Fetch puppy.
arf arf arf
And I just can't help thinking.
Happy 7th Season Everybody!
When will this stupid mutt ever get a damn dentist appointment!

 

by Beeko180
10-16-08
Something a little bit different
Who the hell are you?!
Riggo!!!!! Diggo!!!!! chiggo!!!!! Siggo!!!!! Miggo!!!!!!!
???
Miggo!!!!!!
Wha???
No I'm serious Me go!

 

by Beeko180
10-16-08
So what do you think of this?
Eh
This?
Try something a little different.
See, What Red doesn't know is that God's trying to humiliate Red in front of Red's girlfriend. heh heh heh... It's all falling into place........
What about this?
Yeah I think that'll do it for sure..........

 

by Beeko180
10-16-08
Stuff you!
Up yours!
Bite me!
Don't mind if I do!
*squeel* *squeel* *squeel* *squeel* *squeel* *squeel* *squeel* *squeel* *squeel* *squeel* *squeel* *squeel* *squeel* *squeel* *squeel* *squeel* *squeel* *squeel* *squeel* *squeel*
It seems that dinner has all folded on the customer! I'll go get the butcher knife!

 

by Beeko180
10-16-08
My life will go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on....
on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on..
Until I get a frozen coke.
Yeah I know, the line is taking forever!

 

by Beeko180
10-16-08
Don't worry! I shall save you! The poor baby I shall save!
Waaaaaa!!!
Munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch *barp*
What?! I thought he was a corn dog!

 

by Beeko180
10-16-08
Wow, this is weird man!
boooooo!!!! Fear the grapes of wrath on DVD!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-16-08
So how ya doing?
In art?
Yeah, in art.
I learnt something really awsome.
And what would that be my young chum?
I am the spitting image of Dom Delouise

 

by Beeko180
10-17-08
Here are the papers. Now, can I be a soldier?
These all seem to be in order. You start on monday.
What's my pay?
Nothing.
You've got a deal!
Turn up at the campaign tent for your uniform, gear and required treatment as well as your first assignment.

 

by Beeko180
10-17-08
Greetings. I am your boss. You must be the new recruit who has signed up. Follow that truck and you'll get to the campaign tent.
Here are your clothes and now I'll just give you your trim.
NAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't believe I have to be portrayed as a weird green guy and not the traditional blue guy!
That's life for ya. Here is your gun and your first assignment is to help fight in the war against terror.

 

by Beeko180
10-17-08
Come on Blue! Get out there and show em' who's boss!
[whines] But I don't wanna!
Now listen here! Who's gonna fight America's battles for us?!
I want my mummy!
Here's a teddy bear. Now get out there and show em' who's boss!
[moans] ok.

 

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG POOFTA BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG POOFTA BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG POOFTA BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG POOF
YEOW!!!!!!! FUDUCK DIDIDLY FUDUCK!!!!! COOKLE WUCKLE NOOKSTOOK! MY WALKIE TALKIE JUST SNAPPED!!!!!!!!!
by Beeko180, 10-17-08

 

by Beeko180
10-17-08
I can't believe I agreed to this!!!!!!
bang
I can.

 

by Beeko180
10-17-08
Quick Quick Quick Quick Quick Quick
Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab
I am not legally gay!

 

by Beeko180
10-17-08
Are you done in there?!!!
I'm sorry.
For what?!
This may take about 3 hours.
Doctor! There is a pile of wounded soldiers out there waiting to be stitched back into priceless cotton barbie dolls! Get out there and do your job!
I'm sorry but I really need to go to the toilet. And Frank's gonna be on that toilet for 3 hours at the max.

 

by Beeko180
10-17-08
Ok. Let's see what we have here.
Don't do that.
oop! It appears this guy has larengitis with a bit of a twist!
He's also pregnant.
Stop playing around and get to work doctor!

 

by Beeko180
10-17-08
Blue arrives home but Runs away from his two friends..........
Wait up Blue!
I'm in here.
In this episode blue is portrayed as the DragonXero character seeming he was the only cool looking bald character in the character selection boxes.
Blue! What happened?!
Don't ask.

 

by Beeko180
10-17-08
You know, being in the army is pretty hard. You have to get your head shaved, fight in wars without an option and even use guns to blow off the heads of terrorists.
But all in all.
It's good once you get to eat a mars bar again.

 

by Beeko180
10-17-08
I taught my dog a neat trick the other day.
uuurgh!!!!
*fart*
Neat huh. I give him beans and rub petrol on his tail and BOOM! A flaming fart.

 

by Beeko180
10-17-08
We all know that This series is never gonna end.
And that nobody gives a hoot if it does. so I just got one thing to say.
Who keeps on dumping my toothbrush in the toilet!

 

by Beeko180
10-17-08
And it's round 1 of the worlds most popular sport. Word to word fights. Here is match 7180!
In round 7180 we show you a fight at a local pub downtown...........
Did I ever tell you that you look like a fat jack rabbit?
Why you little! Karate` Super kick!
Ow?
Did I ever tell YOU that YOU look like 6 fat dutchman going on diets compiled of no food, no water, no sleep and only the confined space ofa toilet seat.

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
We have past the plank in round 1 and now we're sailing off to round 2 of match 7180!
In round 2 the battle continues to brawl just after they are told to take it outside by the bartender!
SHRIIK
It appears body parts are being ripped of of chen as the little high school girl called holly bashes away in a wild attempt to gain a lead over our poor chinese business man.
VLOONK

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
We're back with round 3 of Match 7180! We shall declare the winner in panel 3!
The battle is raging on as we can see now they have battled across several areas of town. Right now they appear to be fighting in a back alley......
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
Hoi Ya! Ya! Ya! YYYYAAAA!!!!!!!
And the winner is holly!!!!!
YEAH!!!!! WOOO!!!!! HOOT HOOT HOOT!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
Being under water for a while I've learnt one thing.
Oooo. Twinkies!
That thing is actually two things.
gobble gobble gobble..............
1) Never show a demon where your fridge is and 2) never buy him a CD player.
♫ Lollypop lollypop ooo lolly lollypop lollypop ♫

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
♫ Sunday Sunday I will die on sunday! Sunday Sunday that will be the day babe! ♫
JAINY!!!!!!!!
GUN!!!!!!!!
♫ Jainy's got a gun! Jainy's got a gun! Jainy's got a gun! Jainy's got a gun! Jainy's got a gun! Jainy's got a gun! ♫

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
You know captain wonderwomen, I've done a lot of stupid things in the past. But Today I've done something that just so happens to top them all.
And what would that be my fine, feminine, fish friend?!
I spent a fortune on 2 dollar sandles.
Really? By fortune, how much do you mean?
1, 000, 000, 000 dollars.
That still doesn't top the time I got drunk and danced for gay people in a bar.

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
2013, World War XII
We still don't have enough ammo!!!
What?!!!
I said we still don't have enough ammo!!!
That still won't effect the enemy in the other ship?!
The other ship...........
Hello? Yeah I'm looking for a Mr. I.P Freely.
Look capatin! If you're gonna steal biped's ideas don't use jokes that are so old they've been bashed to death by sit-com punchlines.

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
I hate school......
......... Now I'm going to teach you how to say the word "he has a parasite in his brain causing him to have dumbfounded seizures and dramatic epilepsy".
Wow. Something fun for a change.
The first letter is "he". The second is "has". The third is "a". The fourth is "parasite"........... ................................
ha! Never saw this coming!
.................................. .................................. .................................... ..................................... ...................................

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you were a pencil? I have. And it might go something like this...........
What a boring day............
I haven't got anger problems It's just that, when I don't want to get angry I punch people. When I don't want to cry I make other people cry. And when I don't want to kill I frame it on other people
Yeah......... uhhh.... That wasn't supposed to happen. I wanted something like the beaver thing that the simpsons did in some weird 20 years thing........

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
AO!!!!!!!!
???
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
That explains........ Everything
Is that a bullet lodged halfway up your nose?
YAYA!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
Look, I believe we got off on the wrong foot. So, let's put our differences aside and make up.
Are telling me that I'm different from you?
Yes. Of course you are. In fact you're so different that anyone who trys to go near you shatters from your ugline- I mean, Diffrence.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet
♫ I'm all alone! With nothing to annoy me! I'm all alone! With noone who would kill me! ♫
THUNK

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
hey look it's a cloth.
Where'd it go?!

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
Hi donnie.
Hi Bill
Where'd you're other half go?!
I let the shark wash it.
mmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmm mmmmm.....................

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
WORK!!!!!!! WORK YOU STINKING COMPUTER!!!!!!! WORK!!!!!!!!
THUNK
I broke your new pc.

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
What have you been doing lately?
That depends.
Depends on what?
On how long I can stop clinging to cars.

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
What the hell?!
I come with urgent news from the future. The news is that you will clean your teeth with a toothbrush tomorrow night
To be Continued.................. By James.
Anything else?
You will also wet the bed next weekend.

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
And?
You'll die in a plane crash..........
land on the edge of a cliff..............
slowly die before landing in the pointy bits of massive seaside rocks...........

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
I'd sell my soul to see you dead.
Figure of speech.

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