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by DragonXero
10-16-02
That was a jolly good bust.
Yeah, nabbed them dirtbags good.
I do think this exchange program is rather good, don't you?
Works for me.
So, shall we go get tea and crumpets?
Donuts and coffee, and you're on.

 

by DragonXero
10-27-02
Quit crowdin' in on my territory, bitch.

 

by DragonXero
10-27-02
Man, Tobor, I don't know anyone here.
TOBOR "KNOWS" THEM ALL!

 

by DragonXero
10-28-02
STOP MAKING ME LOOK WHITE!

 

by DragonXero
10-28-02
WELCOME.TO.THE RESISTANCE.NEWBIE
What is wrong with your voice modulation circuit?
I.AM.THE.X13 MODEL.MY.VOICE.CHIP WORKS.FINE
I know what model you are, but.. explain the lisp....
OH.THAT I.AM.A.GAYBOT
I am SO glad I do not have an anus.

 

by DragonXero
10-28-02
How about that gaybot at the door?
He tried to coerce me into having sex.
Just be glad Tobor isn't here. He wouldn't give you a choice.
Haven't you heard? Tobor has been reprogrammed.
He's a kinder and gentler robot now.
TOBOR WILL GET YOU DRUNK AND HAVE SEX WITH YOU IN THE BACK OF A 4-DOOR SEDAN!

 

by DragonXero
10-31-02
RARRRRR!!!!
Man, that costume is shitty, Joe.
BRAINS!!!
Oh knock it off. Hey, how did you get it to look like you have no arm??
Dun dun DUNNNN!!!
RRRRAAAAARRRR!!!
That's... not... a costume... is it?

 

by DragonXero
10-31-02
BRAINS!
Hmm?
BRAAAAAINS!!!
Oh, hello, may I interest you in my lord and savior Jesus Christ?
...... BRAAAAINS!!
Aw bugger.

 

by DragonXero
10-31-02
So, what happens when you donate?
Oh, we just turn you into a zombie.
Rrrrrrr...
Oh, yeah, you get to choose your sig in the forums and delete comics. Like this one.

 

by DragonXero
10-31-02
You know, the main problem with having a registered account is that your comics are shown first to everyone in the world. Even the shitty ones. It will be humiliating and evil, in fact...
...I can feel their beady little eyes watching me already.
That's a mouthful. Of cum.

 

by DragonXero
11-03-02
Hey, let's throw pennies at that hooker!
What hooker??
That one.
I could never be so cruel to currency. I think that's a Federal offense.

 

by DragonXero
11-03-02
So, you gonna try out for the basketball team?
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Um, noth-
Just because I'm BLACK I am supposed to join the basketball team? I bet you hate blacks. You fucking racist!
Dude, settle your ass down.
Sorry, I get a little pissy around honky-ass crackers.

 

by DragonXero
11-04-02
Well.. here we are in Denny's...
At 2:15 in the morning.
And it's packed.
What other choice do we have though?
711?
Need I bring up the Nacho incident last week?

 

by DragonXero
11-04-02
Well, this is Jack's. It used to be a Denny's.
It looks like a Denny's. Only, lower class.
Ouch.
Why is it empty? No staff, no lights...
Oh, here's a sign... It says "Closed On the Authority of the Health Inspector."
I TOLD you so.

 

by DragonXero
11-04-02
Well, it's still early enough for Taco Bell.
You're kidding, right?
What's wrong with Taco Bell?
You mean aside from explosive diarrhea, vomiting, and possibly HERPES?
...Well, yeah.
It tastes like shit, too.

 

by DragonXero
11-04-02
Well, at this time in the morning, there's not many places open. How about donuts?
I have a baggie of weed, a 15" long knife, and a severed finger on me.
Oh, yes. That would be like walking into a police station. There's this little mexican food place down about six blocks. Tacos De.
Tacos De what?
Tacos De nothing. It used to be Tacos De Alcupulco. I dunno why they changed it.
My guess would be "Fooling the Health Inspector".

 

by DragonXero
11-04-02
Well, I'm pretty much out of ideas.
Yeah. Why does every halfway decent place to eat close at Midnight?
I don't think I want to know the answer to that. I've eaten at Denny's too many times. Hey, Jack in the Box is somewhat decent, and their drive-through is still open.
That would work. I have no objections there.
To be Continued
Er, wait, never mind.
What?

 

by DragonXero
11-04-02
We can't go to the drive-through at Jack in the Box.
Why the hell not?!
Er... The food is horrible at night?
Bullshit.
OKAY, fine. We have no "Car interior" background. Happy??
No. I'm starving.

 

by DragonXero
11-04-02
True(ish) story...
I can't believe those guys. They are annoying everyone.
They make ALL Christians look bad.
-hic- TO THE ATM GIRLS! *ass pinch*
WHOA. Hello!
Uh, Pardon me, but I think I'm going to go commit a sin or two.
Have fun!

 

by DragonXero
11-06-02
#stripcreator
Speak to me, or I will sic the rabid squirrels on your ass.
Hi there.
Aw fuck all. Why do you always have to run my fun? I never get to sic my maneating mammals on anyone.
*shrugs*

 

by DragonXero
11-06-02
I'm disappointed in you fucktwinks. I go away for five minutes and you're going at it like rabbits.
Sorry boss.
Won't happen again.
Damn well better not. Next time the hose will be fed by a tanker full of acid. The burny kind.

 

by DragonXero
11-07-02
*squeak*
*squeak!*
*SQUEAK!*
SQUEAK, I SAY, SQUEAK!
You know, "squeak" is a weird word.
On the downside, all this rampant mating is causing a lack of productivity in their maneating. On the upside, I don't have to pay for the fuckers anymore.

 

by DragonXero
11-07-02
So you're going to charge me an extra $100 a month to live here?
Damn skippy. I think I'll also make you take it up the ass.
Good squirrel! Now wipe the blood off your fangs. It's unsightly.
*squeak?*

 

by DragonXero
11-07-02
Well, hello there.
Ermh, hi. I don't usually talk to losers, you kn- oh my god, is that an army of huge, maneating squirrels following you around??
Why, yes. It is.
You're not going to use them to force me to have sex with you, are you?
No! I'd never do... Why, yes. Yes I am.
Shit. Not again.

 

by DragonXero
11-07-02
Thanks for the help with my love life guys. Did you have to watch though?
Hey, you know us, we're horndogs.
Yeah, I can tell. Do you guys even check to see if the "partner" you're mounting is male or female?
...
There's a difference?

 

by DragonXero
11-07-02
So, you guys really don't know how to tell what gender you are?!
Nope, never gave it a second thought.
Could you check and tell me which I am?
Oh HELL no. I am NOT looking down there.
Spoilsport.

 

by DragonXero
11-07-02
Okay, I think we can do this without me having to check if you have nuts or not.
I have lots of nuts in my tree...
When you mate, are you usually on the top,or the bottom?
Huh? I'm usually in the middle.
... You know, you guys really are fucking sick.
Hey, I'm not the one trying to figure out your gender.

 

by DragonXero
11-07-02
Okay, let's go about this in a different way. Are you more turned on by Brad Pitt, or Liz Hurley?
Well?
Could you repeat the question?
*sigh* This is hopeless.
Am I being graded on this?

 

by DragonXero
11-07-02
Okay, one last test. Over there is a female squirrel. Go do whatever comes naturally.
Gotcha.
Uh, I may not know much, but I do know that is NOT natural.

 

by DragonXero
11-08-02
Please brad, let me back onto stripcreator?!
NO.
Pleeeease? I need my fix man, I'll do anything, you can have my kid!
Let me think about it. NO.
I'll do anything if you just let me back onto stripcreator!
Anything? *ziiipp*

 

by DragonXero
11-08-02
Hi.
GAH!

 

by DragonXero
11-08-02
RARRR!
GAH!
RARRR!
GAAH!

 

by DragonXero
11-08-02
GAH!

 

by DragonXero
11-08-02
Hi.
GAH! *mace*
GAAAAAAHHH!!!!! MY EYES!!!

 

by DragonXero
11-08-02
RARR!

 

by DragonXero
11-08-02
RARRR!!!
RARRRR!!

 

by DragonXero
11-08-02
$ = Sex
*nod*
*ziiiip*
GAH!

 

by DragonXero
11-08-02
GAH!

 

by DragonXero
11-08-02
GAH! Quit that!

 

by DragonXero
11-08-02
GAH!!
GAH!!

 

by DragonXero
11-08-02
RARR! SERIES OVER!

 

by DragonXero
11-08-02
*blah blah blah blah* So then I chopped off his dick and fed it to my rottweiler.
Way to go, sister!
The nerve of that guy, he actually asked my NAME. So I kneed him in the balls and left him bleeding from the mouth.
He deserved it. Misogynist.
Whoa, I have a feeling we're in the wrong bar, man.
Shhh, they'll never know. They'll think we're one of them. Just keep your pants on. We don't want a repeat of last weekend.

 

by DragonXero
11-08-02
So I whipped him!
You sure you're not Rob Halford?
Shall I read some of my dark poetry?
Shall I rip your intestines out?
Wrong bar again?
Sadly, no.

 

by DragonXero
11-10-02
Oh HELL no!

 

by DragonXero
11-10-02
GAH!

 

by DragonXero
11-10-02
WE'RE ON STRIKE AGAIN!
MORE MONEY, LESS WHORING!
Of course, I could always give YOU money!

 

by DragonXero
11-10-02
Hi there.
GAH!
*schlorp*
GAAAAAHHH!!!!

 

by DragonXero
11-10-02
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What the fuck are they doing?
They're either fighting or fucking. I am not sure I want to know which.

 

by DragonXero
11-11-02
Excuse me, miss?
Who're you calling miss?
I've been battered!
Oh, domestic violence?
No, culinary abuse.

 

by DragonXero
11-11-02
So, anyway, there was this one time...
Well?
What??

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