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by Gryffalio
7-27-08
FUCK SAKE!
A DESERT ROAD?!
BASTARD!

 

by Gryffalio
7-27-08
SATAN YOU DICKFACE!
I'm here on behalf of Satan, he says 'shutup or Gary will anally rape you with his new spikey anal probe.' So what's it to be?
*grumble*
Fine. I didn't want any fun anyway!

 

by Gryffalio
9-21-11
Quite Some Time Later...
Look this is taking forever. Surely you can do SOMETHING to get us to the moonmen quicker?
Well, sure. I'll fly up to the spaceship.
WTF?! We've been trecking in seering heat for days! WHY didn't you do that earlier?
You never asked!
FFS.

 

by Gryffalio
9-22-11
Right so I'm supposed to just waltz into their base and walk off with their powercore? How big is it, anyway?
We don't know. But you've fooled a sheep into thinking you're one before. AND you pursuaded your friend that you were a vampire. I'm sure you'll devise a way.
Hello, Gryff.
WOAH, STAY BACK!

 

by Gryffalio
9-22-11
Calm down. When you defeated me I died - even robotic history teachers die. Now I'm a denizen. And it's my job to aid your efforts to recover the powercore. I can't harm you.
Oh, OK then... Um... Any chance of a sandwich?
Don't push it.

 

by Gryffalio
9-22-11
In the imaginatively named "Moon-base"
Very well. We must inform the Great One.
Our attempt at a pact with the Earth-bound devil has failed. If we are to invade we must do so alone.
Hmm. I'm gonna need to see who this "Great One" is... How lucky that there's a vent! :-)
Penguins... I knew they were dubious critters!
Oh Great One! We have bad news to report...

 

by Gryffalio
9-22-11
blahblablah
Very well.
Yes Sir!
Bring the Magician, and the Powercore.

 

by Gryffalio
9-22-11
Oh Great One!
The Magician is coming with his Powercore, the Holy Plonja. Go secure the area.
Holy Plonja? If it's a relic maybe I can fit it in my bag...
Great One.
Wizard.

 

by Gryffalio
9-22-11
The Plunger, as you requested Oh Great One.
Excellent. When will it's power be unleashed?
************INTRUDER ALERT*************
W-
Freeze, Nudey McHornypants.
Nudey McHornypants? What are you - 10?

 

by Gryffalio
9-22-11
Hey you're that retard who thought a Plunger would fix Chan's flooded house!
FLASHBACK
I have a magical plunger with which to solve your flooding problems... and rescue Tibbles the Sheep!
.... You're fired.

 

by Gryffalio
9-22-11
I am a WIZARD, sir, not a retard-
Fine, a retarded wizard.
And yes, it is I. My life's work: this wonderful magic plunger. Yet nobody appreciated my gift, so vulgar did it seem externally.
Oh dear. I feel flashbacks'a'comin
*Wizard: Gondor rejected it at their time of need *Gryff: Gondor's not real!
... You're fired.

 

by Gryffalio
9-22-11
The Holy Roman Emperor could not be persuaded...
Du bist gefeuert!
Henry VIII, that fat fatuous git, could not see it's potential!
Off with his head!
Mad King George's Insanity clouded his judgement
I say old boy, get out - you're fired.

 

by Gryffalio
9-22-11
Marquis de Launay was obviously a lunatic!
Vous idiot diable! vous avez tire!
von Gagern, gaga!
Scheise! Das ist ein erschreckende Vorstellung. Ich wusste, ich solle haben sich die Steimernes Haus
Bismarck, too blinkered...
... You are fired. That is the most stupid idea I have ever heard!

 

by Gryffalio
9-22-11
von Staufenberg didn't follow my instructions correctly
I shall put it in my briefcase, and leave it under the table!
Gordon Brown refused to pay for it unless it was deemed to waste enough money!
It's just not pointless enough...
Mackerel!
But finally I have found someone who matches my vision- The Penguins!

 

by Gryffalio
9-22-11
Damnit! You bored me to sleep and now he's getting away!
eep! 0.0
Hello!

 

by Gryffalio
9-22-11
My names Eric. What's yours?
umm.. Gryff...
Cool. Wassup Gryff?
... Well i'm being chased about this base by some green men and a moron with a plunger...
It's all go, eh?
So, if you're a friendly ghost... I think I have a rather cunning plan!

 

by Gryffalio
9-22-11
Eep
My word!
Quickly, flee!

 

by Gryffalio
9-22-11
Quickly, this way!

 

by Gryffalio
9-22-11
They reach the entrance to Gryff's retro ship
In here, before he sees!
Hurry, Great One!
OOOH I'M'A GETCHA AND THEN I'M'A DO SCARY THINGS!!!!

 

by Gryffalio
9-22-11
I'm going to hit you hard!
Oh please, no!
sardines!
Get'em Robot!

 

by Gryffalio
9-22-11
A plunger?!
Well, I suppose we had a deal. Out of my sight!
With pleasure!
And The Wizard Was Finally Killed Off
Your plunger is useless to me. But perhaps you'd better stay a while? There's a good lad.

 

by Gryffalio
9-22-11
Slightly Delusional Dave used to be a banker. He's one of three who lost their jobs in the banking crisis!
I don't know about this, Dave...
A GLOBAL economic crisis!!!!111
Look, I'm just helping the economy. We're averting a global economic crisis.
I thought we wuz killin' people?
Oh those bankers. They're so clever!
And how can dead people make debt? Answer: they can't! SEE? I'M A GENIUS!!!
Oh, okay. That makes sense I suppose...

 

by Gryffalio
9-22-11
Ah, university. After a couple of years I can't remember why I didn't enjoy it much...
Of course it might've been something to do with the locals...
Or the students...

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