All comics by Lord_Vodek

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by Lord_Vodek
8-17-16
This should be an easy job come on it's this way
What exactly are we doin here anyways boss man?
Well I have it on good authority that these people have a fortune in bit coins, we're here to steal them

 

by Lord_Vodek
8-17-16
Jim should know better than to get in front of the cement pour after I kick him in the nuts
Aw shit I am going to get blamed for this

 

by Lord_Vodek
12-22-16
Isn't this great?
This has to be the worst thing you've ever shown me
What's wrong with it?
We're inside the anus of a sperm whale
Right, but what's your objection?

 

by Lord_Vodek
12-22-16
Wow, I can't believe I work with Jesus Christ.
I gotta say it's a real honor to meet you, I figured I'd have to die before I did.
Is the new guy still talking to that cardboard cut out?
Yeah we were thinking about telling him some time next week

 

by Lord_Vodek
12-22-16
How would you rate productivity?
Low
How would you rate job safety?
Extremely low
And how would you rate your overall job satisfaction?
This mother fucker

 

by Lord_Vodek
12-22-16
I'm proud to announce my Secretary of Super Heroes
And he's a great secretary by the way no one takes calls better than he does
Captain Greek!
I was told there would be pine cones

 

by Lord_Vodek
12-23-16
I cannot believe she wore those pants with those shoes
And that ponytail with that vest jacket?
That sister is a walking train wreck
Is she going to a Han Solo look a like contest after the party?
Think I could get a blowjob from her?
Those leggings do make her ass look pretty amazing

 

by Lord_Vodek
12-24-16
Masterful strokes
Such precision
You just don't see this kind of work in modern day artists
Truly a classical expert
Very tasteful
Ted Cruz really has outdone himself

 

by Lord_Vodek
12-25-16
December 23rd 2016
Merry Christmas Satan
Yeah, yeah whatever. You know I always deliver the letters to you tomorrow
Yeah I think this ones for you though
"Dear Santa, this year I lined my tree with the entrails of my parents. Please bring me a puppy signed Timmy" He's getting a Cerberus
And a lump of coal ho ho ho
Ha ha ha

 

by Lord_Vodek
12-25-16
Pay attention we're going to hit that shitty planet
Oh sweet Glarbthor for the love of Barbarella TURN! We're going to die
Oh SHIT! I must have been asleep at the helm. I was having the nicest dream about a talking horse

 

by Lord_Vodek
12-25-16
And how does that make you feel?
Well it makes me feel unappreciated
And how does that make you feel?
Why do you keep repeating yourself
I'm just pulling my dialogue from the previous panel. And how does that make you feel?
I knew repetition therapy was a bad idea

 

by Lord_Vodek
1-16-17
Jan 20th 2017
Thank you America for this great honor, and let me say as my future ex wife the honor is all yours
Before I begin my presidency I just have one thing to say
Oh my gosh it's Ashton Kutcher!
America, you just got Punk'd!

 

by Lord_Vodek
1-17-17
Things sure have been weird around here the last few years. Aliens walking the streets...
...robots having citizen's rights...
...Actually competent super heroes killing dangerous villains. Yep things sure have been strange since Obama's 3rd term started

 

by Lord_Vodek
1-17-17
What have we got here sergeant?
Well based on the blast marks on the wall and the fatal injuries to the victim we think a laser was used.
And so begins another exciting game of guess if it was an alien or a super villain. Any of the locals talking?
This is a robot neighborhood you know they don't talk to cops after the disaster at the 1 million bot march
A real tragedy untold lines of codes wiped out in a single burst of EMP. I was there I saw them all standing there lifeless, like mannequins
Right...Anyways our John Doe had a rolex and a copy of the wall street journal, so we should actually care about this murder

 

by Lord_Vodek
1-22-17
For $150 bucks you get the whole experience
I don't know, aren't you a little young to be a hooker?
You don't want her she doesn't have the experience I do
Silly rabbit tricks are for kids

 

by Lord_Vodek
4-02-17
My quantum experiment failed
That's a shame what happened?
There was McDonald's in my Taco Bell bag when I got home
That sounds like it worked then
No I put the McDonald's in the Taco Bell bag hoping the McDonald's would turn into Taco Bell

 

by Lord_Vodek
4-02-17
I told you you can't keep seeing that red haired bitch!
It was nothing, honest I swear I haven't seen here
When we got married you said you would dedicate yourself to the same lifestyle as me. NO MORE WENDY'S!
I swear nothing happened!
I want to believe you. Oh and tell that whore hiding in our closet she sounds like a rooster when she moans

 

by Lord_Vodek
4-02-17
So, uh yeah sorry about that
Your wife knows about me?
Yeah we're in an open marriage so we can still fuck
Ew, no we can't
Why not?
Wendy's is disgusting I'd never sleep with someone who eats there

 

by Lord_Vodek
5-19-20
In ancient times hidden in the East
The masters from my clan are unmatched in Crane Style
there were three great clans
You best respect the Slap of Doom, lest you become a victim of it you hear?
with distinctive combat styles
The IBS clan is unmatched in improvised tactics. CROUCHING TOILET EXPLODING ASSHOLE

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