All comics by boinky33

 

by boinky33
12-21-02
Oh, yeah!
Oh, that's good!
I'm just getting started!
Come on! FASTER!
Check mate!
(Disco sucks!)

 

by boinky33
12-21-02
I'M GOING TO GUT YOU LIKE A FUCKING FISH!!!!!!!
OH, GOD! NOOOOO!!!!!!
ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY BEFORE I KILL YOU?
Yes, I'm you're father.

 

by boinky33
12-21-02
I discovered the cure for cancer!
Really?
No.

 

by boinky33
12-21-02
What ya lookin' at, little one?
WEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
12-21-02
*cough*

 

by boinky33
12-22-02
Hi, I'm Kramer vs Kramer....

 

by boinky33
12-23-02
My shit is stinky! Stinky stinky shit! Boy, my shit is stinky! Sooo stinky! Stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky stinky!
What the hell?

 

by boinky33
12-23-02
What did you do this weekend?
I shoved 15 sharpened led pencils into my twat, and then got gang banged by a bunch of bikers!
I bought a DVD player.
Cool, can I come over and use it sometime?

 

by boinky33
12-28-02
Doesn't matter bout the crabs I got! I'm still, I'm still boinky on the block!
*cough*

 

by boinky33
12-28-02
I love to dance.
So do I.
Okay, I lied. I hate to dance.

 

by boinky33
12-28-02
I feel like a pretzel.

 

by boinky33
12-28-02
Oh no! It's my worst foe: Bris-Bot!
That is correct, Captain Bursts Into Flames! Prepare to get your foreskin removed!
I don't think so, you perverted cyborg!
HA!
You're hurt either way.

 

by boinky33
12-29-02
Is masturbation a sin?
Yes.
Oh....
How about killing a prostitute then dumping her body in the harbor?

 

by boinky33
12-29-02
It was me.

 

by boinky33
12-30-02
Just beat it!
Okay.
Fap! Fap! Fap!
Thank you.
Don't mention it.

 

by boinky33
12-30-02
A COCKROACH!!!!
RETREAT!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
1-04-03
People say: "If you love something, set it free."
Ok.
(FART!)
You love farts?
I love TO fart.

 

by boinky33
1-04-03
Cut footloose!
Cut your foot loose from what?
And then she says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves."
Ha, Ha!

 

by boinky33
1-04-03
I can't feel my legs! What should I do?
Touch your legs?
They then died later that night.

 

by boinky33
1-04-03
Here are some characters that are hardly used by regs.

 

by boinky33
1-05-03
BACK IN MY DAY....
....I got alot more pussy....

 

by boinky33
1-07-03
Computer, fetch me a danish!
Take your time.

 

by boinky33
1-09-03
What do you call a one legged, 400 pound asian prostitute with a penis and no teeth?
My kind of woman.

 

by boinky33
1-09-03
I'm taking a course on: How to talk like fuck.
Oh reely? Ive ben taking that corse for 4 yers now. the techer says im fuking lika pro.
What?

 

by boinky33
1-09-03
This week on Care Bears
What's wrong, Lil' Lara?
*Sniff* .... My parents are getting divorced.
Oh, that really sucks ass, but just remember one thing.
What?
It's all your fault and your dad is an alcoholic.
WAAAA!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
1-09-03
Welcome to your first class about health.
Now my partner Greg will demonstrate how to cure constipation in one easy step. Go on, Greg....

 

by boinky33
1-09-03
Welcome to: How to make a funny SC strip. Step one: Be original.
Step two: Always end with a punchline.
Step three: Don't be UnknownEric.

 

by boinky33
1-09-03
You're bald.
I just thought you could use a reminder.

 

by boinky33
1-09-03
It sure is dark in here. What are you doing?
I'm trying to rape a small goat. Do you mind?
Oh, sorry, man. See ya later.

 

by boinky33
1-10-03
You're under arrest for doing nothing!
Under arrest? But I didn't do anything!
I believe that is just what I said.

 

by boinky33
1-10-03
Well, that's alarming.

 

by boinky33
1-10-03
Ewwww! Some gross pig asked me if I was into bondage!
Yeah, it was me.
Well? Are you?

 

by boinky33
1-10-03
Freddy is struggling with his act
What's up with waffles? They were square, then they were round. Now they're square again!!!!!!
*Fart*
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Thank you, goodnight!

 

by boinky33
1-10-03
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from you, ya freak!

 

by boinky33
1-10-03
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't think that is any of your business.

 

by boinky33
1-10-03
(says stuff)
(says some stuff, too)
(says some more stuff)
(stuff)
(says a little more stuff)

 

by boinky33
1-10-03
When a newbie first makes an account on SC
This is so great! I'm going to make the best comics there are. I'm going to become poular on stripcreator and everyone will love my work!
But then gives up and stoops to newbie level
Huh! Huh! I made Jesus say: Ass.

 

by boinky33
1-10-03
Oh god! Oh god! OH GOD!!!!
What?
Moh?

 

by boinky33
1-10-03
You suck.
No, you suck.
GASP! Did you just say that I suck?
Hmph.
Hmph.

 

by boinky33
1-11-03
Finally, it's time! Time to take over the world!
Right after Fear Factor.

 

by boinky33
1-11-03
Tonight on SNL .... AVRIL LAVINGE!
*CLICK!*
Welcome to: MAD TV!

 

by boinky33
1-11-03
Hey, doc. It hurts when I do this....
That's queer.

 

by boinky33
1-11-03
Hey, Jim. What do you call a person who saves their comic too early?
I dunno, Frank. What?

 

by boinky33
1-11-03
This is my 600th comic!
I hope when I get up to 700, somebody will find one of them funny.

 

by boinky33
1-11-03
Everyone is beautiful.
Even me?
No.

 

by boinky33
1-11-03
I'm here to confess!
I did it!
I LET THE DOGS OUT!
Gasp!

 

by boinky33
1-11-03
Since it's my last day at this strip club, I'm giving every guy a free lap dance!
Except you.

 

by boinky33
1-11-03
I love lilacs.
Stop being such a gaylord.

 

by boinky33
1-11-03
OMFG! U no Avril?!?? :)
*ignore user*

 

by boinky33
1-11-03
I like my women how I like my coffee: Asian!
Dude, that's not cool.

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