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by shank
5-28-06
i saw your nudes
THOSE ARE NOT MY NUDES
your face is like, right in them
THAT IS NOT ME!
is it illegal to talk about a bat's nudes in a church?

 

by shank
5-28-06
Hey mister, can i ride on your ball?
NO!
why not?
because the gravitational pull of the ball will suck you into oblivion
but...it's just a.....
NO!

 

by shank
6-16-06
so what happened here son
well i...
SHUT UP WHEN YOU ARE TALKING TO ME

 

this one time when i was digging through this guys ass, i pulled out a muffin.
it still had a candle in it, so i lit it up and started singing "Happy Birthday to youuuuuu"
by shank, 10-03-06

 

by shank
10-03-06
sooo i was going balls deep in a guys ass last night..........and he turns around and trys to kiss me!
WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT
I think you've told me this joke before.
...Joke?

 

by shank
10-03-06
You hooked up two p-traps and a wye with a clean-out onto that tub, what the hell is wrong with you?
i was trying to increase the capacity on the combobulater
...
to prevent a back-flow of stainless anker fluid.
....
I need to take a shit.

 

by shank
10-04-06
Haha, she says "I'll show you"
and then i said "show me what? HOW 2 FUCK U IN THE ASS?"
Bravo

 

by shank
10-04-06
Hello, i got some mail here...i was told to drop it off here for someone.
Hey, over here.
Oh...ok
well....Here's your heating bill.

 

by shank
10-04-06
one two
pick up poo
three four
your wife's a whore
five six
I've got her nude pics

 

by shank
10-04-06
My girlfriend did the stupidest thing last week.
What? She accepted your proposal?
you do know that your hand is a fish, right?
just wondering how that sort of thing works out. you know, with all the marriage stuff and all....and stuff.......................sup

 

by shank
10-04-06
Hey, eaglec6...What's the difference between you and the average pedophile?
I lure the children with diamonds and expensive meals?
No, The average pedophile keeps it on the down-low
get it?
teenagers make my cock harder than a solid, titanium rod

 

*ELECTRIC, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FRYING PAN!!!!!!!!!
by shank, 10-31-06

 

by shank
11-25-06
*ELECTRIC, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY COUCH!!!
Oh...wait

 

by shank
4-25-07
baby, it's our anniversary soon. Did you even remember?
Of course i did.
ok, when is it?!?
on the day of your birthday
when is your birthday again?

 

by shank
5-02-07
I am terribly upset.
What's the matter?
I'm just frustrated with men.
Still havent found that unlucky someone, eh?
baziiing

 

by shank
5-10-07
What do you want to do today?
your mom
Dont be a tight wad
your mom is a tight wad
cream banana pie
are we gonna do your mom or what?

 

by shank
5-10-07
Hey heyyyy not baaad
Thanks, i learned that in karate
zortec studies
ohweeee

 

by shank
5-20-07
I am $4000 richer, dude man. They gave me a $5000 limit on my visa, Thats a $4000 increase.
You are also now $5000 in debt, you know that right? Actually, did you tell your girlfriend about it?
Uhhhh yeah
Yeah, where are you guys going shopping?
The Brick, she wants a bed so we dont have to sleep on the floor anymore, and i want a 52" plasma
damn women always wasting money

 

by shank
6-13-07
Why, Hello there dolphin fucker!
Aha! I have found you at last.
what the fuck

 

by shank
8-27-07
IT'S THE BACK-TO-SCHOOL MATRESS SALE SALE SALE SALE SALE SALE SALE SALE
SALE SALE SALE SALE SALE SALE SALE SALE
Was that even fucking neccesary? Who even buy's a matress for back to school?

 

by shank
8-31-07
you assholes need to suck my cock!
whoa...whoa, only one asshole here my brother, and it doesnt suck, it slurps.
excuse me while i tie my shoelace

 

by shank
8-31-07
i fucked all those whores
no you didnt
i probably could
these girls are status seekers they go for the gold
the gold is in my pants
are you sure that's not coal?

 

by shank
8-31-07
i just totally bear maced this ninja
he was all coming at me, trying to sell me coupons and shit. like who the hell buys a coupon for a food stamp
your momma buys a coupon for when i suck her dick
you dont have to get it

 

by shank
8-31-07
ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!?!??!?
I SAID, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!?!??!?
A BUTTERFLY OCCUPIES MY MOUTH

 

by shank
8-31-07
dead shark tail on the road over here

 

by shank
8-31-07
boy, that was fun
it would have been much better if you would have put this fuckin' saddle on

 

by shank
8-31-07
Hey bill, wait up
this letter says you are fired
what?
oh yeah, and you are dumped
my mom is going to kill me when she finds out that my ex-girlfriend fired me

 

by shank
8-31-07
Hey howos uyor facde
Oh, not bad, How's yours?
Itfs fuckins gharbage
my ankle is fine, by the way.

 

by shank
8-31-07
hehehehehhehe, that tickles
:)
oh no baby, i fell off the bed and farted
Hahahaha
you fuckin' rank bitch

 

by shank
8-31-07
And in today's weather report
SHUT THE FUCK UP, I AM THE WEATHERMAN
Now, anyways, in today's booze....
Good night, folks

 

by shank
8-31-07
Holy shit dog on cock roosters balls
my granny nanny fucked a potato goose
and dogs swim on balls of my ass

 

by shank
8-31-07
sorrow
painful suicide
sadness
idiocy
calvin klein
calvin klein

 

by shank
8-31-07
OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT!
AHHHHHH
EWWW IT'S A DEAD BODY, IN A MORGUE!
EWWWW GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by shank
8-31-07
HEY
thats better

 

by shank
9-01-07
Hop in
Ok!
K lets go!
i am ready
wow, this car is super fast

 

by shank
9-01-07
Hey, the plane is over there!
I can hear it over here!
But it's over here!
I follow the sound that i hear!
BUT IT'S RIGHT HERE, I CAN SEE IT
just cause you can see thing's, it doesnt make you any better than I

 

by shank
9-01-07
So i was all like "Those fuckin' pigs cant see me if i cant see them"
Oh yeah?
Yeah
What are you, an ostrich?
Well i'll be damned

 

by shank
9-04-07
I am erasing water! Ha Ha Ha!

 

by shank
9-04-07
i got the money, you got the shit?
oh i got the shit
ok give me the shit cause i want the shit
i NEED the shit, here is your money for the shit

 

by shank
9-04-07
I've finally quit drinking for good!
Im bored.
You wanna smoke some craaack?
Yeah, sure why not. Anything to pass the time.

 

by shank
9-05-07
Here, i have invented....A DOG ON A BALL!
arf
this will revolutionalize the world forever
180 degree turn
sometimes he falls!
Not today my friend

 

by shank
9-05-07
boy she's cute
oh definitely, i couldnt agree more
you know what else is cute?
???
your tight little gorgeous asshole, oh man
!!!

 

by shank
9-05-07
Excuse me sir, is your name mc.chicken?
Sir, i asked you a question!
I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS NON SENSE
A DOOR KNOB OCCUPIES MY MOUTH

 

by shank
9-05-07
you got some thousand islands dressing i can dip that in?

 

by shank
9-05-07
wutup vanilla ice
nothin much just trying to learn how to rain dance. was hoping you could throw me some pointers there chief.
Faggot

 

by shank
9-05-07
Hey is this glass ahlf fukl or hakfl emptry
Who gives a fuck man, just drink the piss...uhh
i mean, it's half empty
drink it fast before it evaporates

 

by shank
9-06-07
do not try this comic at home!
I am a trained professional
i do crap like this all the time.
This comic was rated "G" for "Gay"

 

by shank
9-06-07
There's a sale in My Pants and you are invited!
That's the name of the store, i am clearly not wearing any pants.
the chicken is on sale by the way
oh

 

by shank
9-06-07
I am getting sick and tired of life.
i just took a whole bottle of gingko vitamins and downed it with 13 glasses of green tea.
Watch out einstein.
who me?

 

by shank
9-06-07
You need to smoke some weed and relax, my friend
Yeah well, when you've got an alcoholic room mate with a bi-polar disorder you tend to rethink smoking marijuana. He's such a freak.
He's right behind me, isnt he?

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