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by Beeko180
10-18-08
Hi
I HATE YOU TOO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
We gather here today to say goodbye to our beloved dead chinese kid.
I'M NOT DEAD!!!!!!!!!!
And our beloved frosty the iceman and Kenny the Snowman.
As long as we've got 1 more panel left I can just tell you that this was all a joke from the beginning.

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
I dare you to give that pig over there a kiss the size of a semi-traler truck.
Your on!
*MWA*
You do know I was just playing around when I said that do you?
Oh......... ok.

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
Jesus?
[moans] What?!
Why were you nailed to a cross.
Z z z z z z
Jesus?
Huh wha- oh. Well You see, they nailed me to a cross because I stole my moms Visa.

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
As I was walking to work the other day I realised something.
That something was.......
I spy with my little eye something beginning with F

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
Hey Dad, Can I have an X-Box?
No.
Bobby storms up to his room...........
Now Dad will have to give me an X-Box!!!!!!
THUD CRASH KABANG CRACKLE
He'll be alright. He's just going through his period.
That's what you said when he torched the flag.

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
Ok, all you gotta do is follow the four simple steps: stab, steal, drag and burn. Now, go ahead and stab her. Wait, I thought you were going to stab her! But I thought you were!
Why won't you do it if you're so smart!!!
What are you saying young man?
Uhhh...... A slice of ham?

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
Oh No! Mothers coming! I can see her parking the car from this here window.
Quick! Mothers coming up the stairs! Hide the sword before she finds out!
What you hidin be ind yo back lil bubba?!
Nothing Mother.

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
HELP!!!!!!
Don't worry! Captain-
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! OH GOD IT'S BURNING!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
Excuse me sweety I need to go to the restroom. Be back in a tik ok.
ok honey.
aaaaaaaaa that really hit the spo- WHAT THE HELL!!!!
Come on! Light! Light! Light god damn it! Light!

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
I heard on the radio like 2 days ago that the "staying alive" Song has a certain rythem to it that when it's sung it becomes the perfect breathing pattern to bring people back to life. True story!
Doctor! He's not breathing!
Perform the miracle surgeory!
♫ Uh uh uh uh Stayin' alive Stayin' alive! ♫
♫ yeah uh uh uh uh Stayin' alive uh uh uh uh stayin ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! ♫
Doctor he's breathing again! It's a miracle!
Good. I'm off to lunch.

 

by Beeko180
10-18-08
Fraky Thang!
Wanna come to da hizzle and we can fachizzel my nizzle all nigh' long and hear the bees wizzle.
Peace out fa-cheezeo!

 

by Beeko180
10-19-08
The Great Fire of Springfield
You're gonna have to read like three episodes to see the punchline.

 

by Beeko180
10-19-08
More of the Great Fire of Springfield
You're gonna have to read the next one to see the punchline

 

by Beeko180
10-19-08
Uh. pete, spraying canola oil, noss and petrol just makes it a whole lot worse.

 

by Beeko180
10-19-08
SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This just in! Massive fire in springfield wipes out nearly 3,000 homes.

 

by Beeko180
10-19-08
SAVE ME!!!!!!!!
I'm going in!
YAY!!!!!!!!!! MY HERO IS A LOSER WHO LOOKS LIKE HE'S JUST GOT DRESSED FOR A STAR TREK SCENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-19-08
During the 5:30 News report..........
This just in! Massive fire in Springfield wipes out 3, 000 homes.
Look! It wasn't my fault the fire got bigger!
Ok, so I sprayed the fire with canola oil, noss and petrol. Big deal! I'm sure anybody else with a hose would do the same thing.
That seems reasonable.
I'm glad you see my point Tom

 

by Beeko180
10-19-08
Well I think it's ok bu-
What are you doing?
Studying your underwear. There might be some very important clues on them.

 

by Beeko180
10-19-08
Wait a minute. I think I'm forgetting someone. OH MY HOLY UDDER!!!!! MY BABY'S STILL IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll go save it!!!!!
FANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-19-08
I'm sorry. He didn't make it.
!
Goop
Nah. I'm just joshin' wit ya. He's right behind me.
Oh! Thank the lord!

 

by Beeko180
10-19-08
Wait! Where's fluffy!
Here's your cat maam.
I-I-I It's dead.
That's cos I shot it when it bit me.

 

by Beeko180
10-19-08
After the Great fire of Springfield
ARRRRG!!!!!!!!!!!
RA RA!!!!!!!
The cause?
I told you we shouldn't have ordered a crane to deliver the ice-cream!

 

by Beeko180
10-19-08
In Bonni's Bedroom.........
Sally is having hallucinations........
Hey hey hey! I'm Mr. Weed The pimped out roll of pot!
Weed. [drools]

 

by Beeko180
10-19-08
Yeah, I'll take the one on the left seeming it's the only one that hasn't been used by teenagers for joy rides. I'll also take the one on the right.
But that one's a chicks- Ohhhh I get it. For you wife?
Actually it's so I can pummel people who annoy me to death.
Oh no. It's all happening again. First it's pummeling then it's shooting. Remember what master futsoo taught you in class, "I got nothing". Ohhh that dosn't help at all!

 

by Beeko180
10-20-08
Let's play dares! I dare you to not feel pain whenever I hit you. Ok. I'm going to hit your hand with this here hammer and you've got to not scream in pain.
Ok.
Here we go!
*wheezes*

 

by Beeko180
10-20-08
Let's tell ghost stories!
Ok.
1 hour later.
And that's how KFC got it's name.
Ha ha
What the hell are you talking about?!

 

by Beeko180
10-20-08
Look I really don't have time for this and all. I've got to get to work. You've kept me back here asking me if I like the food. I say yes but you insist on me judging your scons.
Goodbye.
********click******** I wouldn't do that if I were you!
*ulp*
Now sit down and start eating your scons. This is my teaparty and you're not leaving until I say so.

 

by Beeko180
10-22-08
Your nice. Let me buy you a beer.
Ok.
Drink up!
Step one is complete! Now don't go too fast like all the last ones.
Wanna play monopoly?

 

by Beeko180
10-22-08
Look at you you hansome little devil!
Ooooo. That feels goood
!
Oh.
Yeah. You are one hansome hunk!

 

by Beeko180
10-22-08
Greetings to our weekly Meeting. To start off the meeting I will tell you some good news. Frank got shot. The bad news is that we need a replacement. Anyone?
I'm gonna get a raise! I'm gonna get a raise! Yay for me!
I'm gonna get a raise! I'm gonna get a raise! I'm gonna get a raise! Hip hip hip hip hip hip hip hip HOORAY!!!!!!!!
Done?
I quit.

 

by Beeko180
10-22-08
It's 66.
I didn't ask you did I?!!!
What was the answer?

 

by Beeko180
10-22-08
Now class. This man is a very intelligent human being.
I like peanuts.
He's gotten on a world-wide test-
An F
Wait, What?

 

by Beeko180
10-22-08
Who are you?!
I am Zelda.
I come from a place where no man has ever been.
I lurk in the darkness protecting the world from evil mushrooms and many other hideous beasts. I-

 

by Beeko180
10-22-08
Does your name happen to be frank?
Why yes. I think we met in high school I punched you in the- OWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
What?
I hit I hung
Hung who?
It wasn't a joke. I said I bit my tounge.

 

by Beeko180
10-22-08
James Bond is on a daring mission.
What the hell?
The aim of this mission-
Is to buy a new set of sneakers.

 

by Beeko180
10-22-08
You know, it's my birthday today.
And?
Your fired.

 

by Beeko180
10-22-08
Tooms is the one on the left.
Are you sure we can make it?!
Yes We can!
Tooms and Fill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Fill was stabbed and shot 6 times over.
And that's how I spend my weekends.

 

by Beeko180
10-22-08
The guy on the right is dumber than a stegosaurus
Good boy. Here's a treat.
oh boy oh boy oh boy!
Go long!
*glunk*
mmmmmm best before 1st of january 1301

 

by Beeko180
10-22-08
This room is always known for certain things. But I'm going to introduce the window to SC. Here is a close up of the window -->
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I found Wally!

 

by Beeko180
10-22-08
Hrmmmmmm
*Rustle*
*gasps* Who's there?!
pip pip!
Oh! It's just you. You should really stop wearing those red contact lenses. I know a great place to get contact lenses. Albert street down the road there's a little corner shop.

 

by Beeko180
10-22-08
You stink.
>:-(
What chen would have done.
Ow.
That should do it.
What blue would have done if chen got angry.
Peek-a-boo! I see you! Can you see me?
Bashing this low life would be a total waste of time.

 

by Beeko180
10-24-08
So what exactly are we-
Shhhhhhhhh The beast approaches.

 

by Beeko180
10-24-08
Can I have your arm?
*gawks*
What you're not using it!

 

by Beeko180
10-24-08
I doubt anyone here has even seen the movie but.... yeah here it is.
Here's your pie sir.
Yay!
mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm
I'm thinking of a new pie. It's dog doo doo wrapped in pastry.

 

by Beeko180
10-25-08
Blue was out on the street checking out the ladies.
Hey pretty lady. Fancy a date?
As if!
Hey Sweet thang, wanna head down the road and have a few drinks at the bar?
P-lease! I'd rather date a lama then go out with you!
Blue was having trouble getting a date so he had to resort to scary measures.
You go out much?

 

by Beeko180
10-25-08
I find it hard to believe that a giant bacon strip exists.
Most people say that. It hurts chucks feelings.
*sob*
o........k cya!
If you're looking for a quick exit it's behind me

 

by Beeko180
10-25-08
The other day I met a reindeer.
It had a giant red nose.
So I unplugged the cord.

 

by Beeko180
10-25-08
You know ther's more to life than meets the eye.
And what's more to life than meets the eye?
Tooms?!
Coffee on special for a dollar.

 

by Beeko180
10-25-08
Hi.
This series will tell you a completely made up story of how beeko180 makes his comics.
It will show you a completely fake behind the scenes experience. Hope you enjoy it even though it may not be funny at all.

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