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by LuckyGuess
9-09-06
You've made 735 comics.
Really?
About 9 are worth reading. Give or take.
The background keeps changing.

 

by LuckyGuess
9-10-06
Clouds can show us the most subtle levels of thinking in humans.
You mean that if I think a cloud looks like a rabbit you can analyze my brain waves?
Of course. Let us say that you indeed think that the cloud is a rabbit. You obviously enjoy large orgies and having nasty doggy style sex with any woman you come across.
Maybe I just like rabbits.
Nonsense. Orgies it is.
I think your logic is flawed.

 

by LuckyGuess
9-12-06
The power of Christ compels you!
Fuck me, Merrin! Fuck me!
The power of Christ compels you!
I said fuck me, Godboy!
Shut up, stupid. I'm waiting for your parents to leave.
Good plan.

 

by LuckyGuess
9-12-06
Aren't you afraid of me?
Nah. When I was your age I worshipped a testicle.
Kept it in a box under my bed.
Still talks to me.

 

by LuckyGuess
9-12-06
I ran over a dog last night.
Did you find the owner?
You have to find the owner?
Yeah. It's a law.
I skinned it and covered the steering wheel with it's fur.
I hope you wore gloves.

 

by LuckyGuess
9-13-06
Have you been watching the news lately? That war in Lebanon is getting serious.
I wonder if this guy is going to stick his penis in my butt.
Excuse me?
Stick your penis in my butt.
If I wasn't gay last time you asked why would I be gay now?
You should have caught it by now. Your black immune system can't fight it off.

 

by LuckyGuess
9-13-06
I'm fighting their main force. Have Kreigor and Gimli out, can't hold them off. Send help quick. Trying to buy time with Boulder Rain.
I'm sending some uruks your way but can't spare a lot. Arknug fighting with Blue and needs the army. Where's Jeremy?
IDK, Didymus is just standing there in your base. Shit, Gimli dead. Troops closing in, no powers left, no heal.
Just hang in there while I kill this guy. Jeremy, get the fuck over there. What are you doing?
[fap fap fap]
Sorry was with my wooooomaaaaaan. Oh GOD everyone dead you guys shitty loooooooool.

 

by LuckyGuess
9-13-06
Nate, where'd your unit producers go?
Jeremy saved me with his wurm.
So where'd they go? Did the enemy kill them?
Jeremy saved me with his wurm.
Is there something I should know?
The wurm. the terrible, terrible wurm.

 

by LuckyGuess
9-13-06
15 MINUTES NO RUSH IVE GOT THE CLOCK!
looooooool okay 15 min no rush.
NO! He's an archer builder. I'm rushing.
looooooooool awesome rush kill.
HEY GREEN YOU FUCKING DICK WHAT THE FUCK I SAID NO RUSH
lewl yeah you did.

 

by LuckyGuess
9-13-06
lol They'll be pissed if they find out we know eachother.
looooooool yes okay talk in the message box.
BubbleMatrix has joined. Weathertops has joined. CalvinKleinsAzhole has joined.
HEY JEREMY REMEMBER HOW NOBODY LIKES BRANDON
Shut up stupid talk in here.
Users have left the game.
MAN I'D REALLY LIKE TO OWN BRANDON RIGHT NOW
noooooo

 

by LuckyGuess
9-13-06
This guy is insane! HOLY HELL HE'S TOO POWERFUL!
How is he killing everything noooooooooo!
He just used heal three times in a row... wait, that can't be right...
He kills all the heroes in one hit nooooooooo.
No, it can't be! It's a hacker! Sauron the Hacker! Beat him! beat him quick!
Yeah that's right you fuckin bitches run away. Hold on a sec, mom, I need to beat these guys. I KNOW THE MAC AND CHEESE IS READY BUT HOLD ON A SEC I NEED TO BEAT THESE GUYS!

 

by LuckyGuess
9-13-06
We did it. We beat Sauron the hacker.
How did normal archers use wizard blast? A wizard blast that killed all my men?
looooooool we won we won I'm awesome woo woo.
I won. You almost died.
Didn't I die?
Woo awesome wooooooooo I'm so gooooood

 

by LuckyGuess
9-14-06
lol gg everyone
We didn't even finish yet.
lol gg everyone
What's he talking about? We're all still alive.
And what's with the lol?
Horsemen! Horsemen everywhere! AAAAAAGH!

 

by LuckyGuess
9-14-06
Miguel, this is crazy! What am I supposed to do now?
The way I figure it, there's only two options...
You put your titties in my hands or I put my hands on your titties.
How will that help me?
I've been told I have magic fingers.

 

by LuckyGuess
9-14-06
God damn rangers. Can't we kill these things any faster?
My uruks can kill them. What the fuck half my army is dead from lame archers.
Don't worry my uruks can kill them they're fully upgraded.
What the fuck they killed all my uruks with the archers.
Maybe you should try crossbowmen.
NO MY STRATEGY IS SUPREME!

 

by LuckyGuess
9-14-06
I will never under any circumstances rush.
looooooool okay.
Jared will rush. I will build an army.
I like rushing. What's Jeremy gonna do?
Nothing, probably.
OMG Didymus died again nooooooo.

 

by LuckyGuess
9-15-06
Dear God we're winning every round.
These people all play hero wars games. They can't win in normal matches.
OMG this guys level 7 OMG we're screwed we're screwed.
These people all play hero wars games. They can't win in normal matches.
Why is it so easy to win? No challenge at all. I want an explanation.

 

by LuckyGuess
9-15-06
hey are we rushing or not rushing this game?
Whatever floats your braft.
OOOOOOOOOOMG he said braft
Was that a typo? I bet that was a typo.
hey stop rushing you fucking noob
Sorry, this braft has sailed.

 

by LuckyGuess
9-15-06
Okay, let's hope people who are GOOD show up this time.
Yeah, these players are really bad.
WIZZKITTY986259 has joined.
Hi I'm from New York. I'm Japanese. I can speak Japanese.
Ching chong bing bong.
I want to play one of those guys who kicked our asses again.
Seriously.

 

by LuckyGuess
9-15-06
Jared rush with Kreigor.
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nice glitched hero green
Glitched? Kreigor isn't glitched.
oh yea well then howd I just kill him?
oh

 

by LuckyGuess
9-15-06
These guys are noobs lets pwn their asses.
They called me lord dial up because I lagged out last game. Nobody calls me lord dial up!
Guys, there's one dwarf here and he's about to kill my fortress.
OMG okay I'm coming... shit there are uruks all over my base! Shit they're killing everything! Shit! Shit!
WTF? WTF? OMFG the dwarf just killed all my orcs on one shot.
loooooooool I'm so useless.

 

by LuckyGuess
9-15-06
I killed the fortress, but I need something to stall this hero while Kreigor heals.
Jeremy send me some fucking spiders Kreigors in trouble.
OOOOOOOMG they're stuck on the walls.
It looks like they're dancing.
Great. Kreigor's being chased down by pink's swordsman while Jeremy's spiders are doing the macarena.
One maca two maca three macaspiders.

 

by LuckyGuess
9-15-06
Hey, remember that guy your ex left you for?
I hope this has a point.
He dumped her. Said being in a relationship for the personality isn't all it's cracked up to be.
This is the same guy who had sex with her in an open second story window?
Yeah, I was laughing pretty hard after that. What he said, you know, not the... not the sill thing. Cuz I know that bothers you. You know. With the sex.

 

by LuckyGuess
9-15-06
Brilliant! I'll give you ten thousand in cash.

 

by LuckyGuess
9-17-06
I saw this video last night where a guy got a bull's horn up the ass.
I wonder if he liked it?
His asshole was all torn and bloody.
So? The black cocks I used to take in colle
What? I thought you'd been.

 

by LuckyGuess
9-18-06
So I went to go see biped's sets on wittycomics. The ads under the first comic were as follows:
Women Kicked In Groin
Wow! Steve must be a great guy to take on dates! What about the next one?
Self Defense Woman Groin
Geez, this is awful. At least he isn't a racist.
AirGorilla Travel

 

by LuckyGuess
9-18-06
Hey! I'm in heaven!
Sorry to burst your bubble, but...
I thought Hell was all red and fiery and stuff?
Well it WAS.
Tell me more about these "mini apple pie buddies."
It's a good thing.

 

by LuckyGuess
9-19-06
Stripcreator is offline.
Great. I have an hour or two to kill before that big boardwalk party. What the hell am I gonna do?
How about some games?
I can never play games during a work week without feeling like I should be doing something more important.
How about masturbating into a sock?
I like the way you think.

 

by LuckyGuess
9-20-06
I'm an advertising consultant. I help negotiate what will be in an advertisement and haggle prices with studios.
Why are you pointing at your penis?
When we negotiate I usually represent large clientele that the television studios can't actually negotiate with. So I'll drop the price for certain favors.
This is how I usually walk into a room.

 

by LuckyGuess
9-20-06
Christ, you look dead.
I'm so tired. Yesterday I woke up extremely early so that I could find my classes, go to all the department orientations, and get my ID card.
The orientations taught me nothing, my ID wasn't ready yet, and I got lost in the mountain lion infested woods looking for my classes.
Mountain lions?
Feminist studies majors.

 

by LuckyGuess
9-20-06
Hi, Danny! Are we going to sing a song today?
Not today, Mr. Pumpkin! But I'm still going to give you a big cuddly fun hug! Yay!
Mr. Birdy, let's show the kids how you feed baby birds! I'm going to eat of out your mouth like a chick now!
Okay, Danny! Wow, this'll be a great learning experience AND it'll be fun!
So I have this guy in ward 3 that molds his feces into shapes and puts on kids shows.
Nice. You should see the lady that fires stillborns into the walls.

 

by LuckyGuess
9-21-06
Hey, what were those three points for the demothingy?
Fuck it. Wanna nail some bitches after class?
Excuse me?
You know, nailin' bitches. Or are you one of the queer eye for the dick in the ass guys?

 

by LuckyGuess
9-21-06
You can get your ID at the housing office.
This flyer says they moved them from the housing office to the Activities Center.
I accidentally dropped all the IDs into an unusually large pile of deer poo. They went to the medical office to be decontaminated.
The medical office is closed for now because the entire south wing was dropped in an unusually large pile of deer poo. The IDs are at the main office.
Hey there! I found your ID three seconds after you left and neglected to alert you because my burrito would have gotten half a degree cooler while I was gone.
Joy.

 

by LuckyGuess
9-21-06
Alpha Gamma Delta is having a huge kegger on Saturday. You should be there, crazy long hair guy.
You've already sold me.
Great! Here's a flyer!
That was sarcasm.
Nobody fools Generic Drunk Frat Guy without me making an ass of myself!
Try not to scuff my shoes when you fall down.

 

by LuckyGuess
9-22-06
Mr. Cheney, I have a letter from some little Iraqi girl talking about how her whole family was massacred.
Did you know I have a foot long penis? Did you? I'm so damn proud of my foot long twelve inch penis.
She has a chunk of shrapnel in her head that can't be removed or she'll die.
It's four inches thick, too. FOUR FUCKING INCHES. How thick is your penis? Not four inches, I'll bet.
She's six.
Six? Ship her to Guantanamo. I'll show her some torture. VEINY DICK TORTURE.

 

by LuckyGuess
9-22-06
So, you have the money?
Yes... but...
Are we having reservations? Might I need to slip some of those photos of us from that lodge in Aspen to Jerry?
NO! I have your dirty money! Leave him alone!
Tom, is there something you want to tell me? It's my parents, isn't it? Why won't you look at me?

 

You can't keep me in here without any evidence!
Hey elfcock, how about not making me beat the shit out you?
by LuckyGuess, 9-23-06

 

by LuckyGuess
9-26-06
I don't use gel because it constricts my artistic vision.
Want some pot?

 

by LuckyGuess
9-26-06
Tell me about yourself.
I'm a politics major.
Why?
I like politics.
Politics are stupid. You're stupid for liking politics. Are you single?

 

by LuckyGuess
9-26-06
WhY aRe YoU wAiTiNg HeRe?
My friend said I could type my essay on her computer. I'm waiting for her here.
yOu CaN wAiT iN mY rOoM.
Thanks, but I'll pass.
ArE yOu SuRe? We CaN hAvE sOmE sEx.

 

I wish we had more female employees.
by LuckyGuess, 9-27-06

 

by LuckyGuess
9-28-06
Yeterday I pulled my clock off the wall and found a colony of gnomes living inside.
Clock gnomes?
Clock gnomes.
They fit in my ass pretty well, too.
Any extras?

 

by LuckyGuess
9-30-06
Clippy, why do you incessantly interrupt my typing when I have to write an important paper?
The Mac operating system was built so that every time I give a piece of advice, I have the equivalent of a human orgasm.
You overuse descriptive adjectives. Try focusing on more simple sentences.
...Oh yeah.

 

by LuckyGuess
10-03-06
I want you to draw me with this necklace on.
Just this necklace on.
No pants?
Excuse me?
Those pants are great. Where'd you get those? Were they on sale?

 

by LuckyGuess
10-05-06
Hold on a sec, Hailey's getting on.
OOOOOOMG your GIIIIIRLFRIEND.
Jeremy is a punkass.
looooooool stfu bitch
Hailey, can you handle the Reflex?
oooooomg no she's a dirty whore. A WHORE.

 

by LuckyGuess
10-05-06
Hailey, you need to build more Mallorn trees.
Where do I build them?
Build them anywhere you get 70-100%
How many?
As many as you can.
My trolls will rape you looooooooooooooool

 

by LuckyGuess
10-05-06
The brutals are all attacking me. Can I get any help here? I can't fend off all four of them.
I killed one, now working on the second.
Who's helping me? Who's heroes are these?
Mine.
OMG NO I'M SENDING TROLLS NOW
Nobody's gonna Yoko THE REFLEX except ME.

 

by LuckyGuess
10-05-06
That was fun, but i gotta get off. Piano quiz tommorow.
Okay, get some sleep.
Bye.
Night.
Status: Cheeesecake offline.
OOOOOMG loooooooooooool
Damn, you already finish each other's dinner.

 

by LuckyGuess
10-05-06
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I think they're catching on.
Little bitches need to clean out their pussies.

 

by LuckyGuess
10-10-06
Hee, hee--with my new time machine, I'll be able to go back and fuck...I mean MEET various historical figures! Oh boy, oh boy, oh---
What happens if I pull THIS switch, Daddy?
For that switch you apply lotion and move your hand up and down the shaft.
Weekends with you are so much fun.

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