All comics by boinky33

 

by boinky33
1-11-03
I'm not gay or nothin', bro. But I would fuck another dude if I had the chance.
Dude, that's not cool.

 

by boinky33
1-11-03
All I want is a small asian child to call my own.
Dude, that's not cool.

 

by boinky33
1-11-03
I dunno. I can really see myself having sex with a horse.
Dude, that's not cool.

 

by boinky33
1-11-03
I wonder what my own sperm tastes like.
Dude, that's not cool.

 

by boinky33
1-11-03
I have wet dreams about my mom.
That's it, dude. I'm calling the cops.
I'm going to bed.

 

by boinky33
1-11-03
You fat Jew!
You shouldn't let him talk to you like that.
But I am fat.

 

by boinky33
1-11-03
Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the sweet center of a Tootsie Pop?
357,098,547
Okay, thanks.
Don't mention it.

 

by boinky33
1-11-03
Hey, I'm glad you made it. I need a friend right now.
OH MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED?
I broke my leg. See?
OH MY GOD! WE NEED TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL!
I am in a hospital.

 

by boinky33
1-11-03
OH MY GOD! HOW DID YOU BREAK YOUR LEG?
Well, I was cleaning the gutters and I fell off. My wife used to do the yard work, but she did leave me, of course.
OH MY GOD! YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU? WHEN?
Seven years ago.

 

by boinky33
1-11-03
OH MY GOD! DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW?
She died 12 years before I even met you.
OH MY GOD! I HOPE SHE RECOVERS!

 

by boinky33
1-12-03
Look, man. I think that you are over worried.
About what, bro?
About me breaking my leg.
OH MY GOD! YOU BROKE YOUR LEG?

 

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by boinky33
1-12-03
Mu ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
*cough*

 

by boinky33
1-13-03
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
I don't hate you because you're beautiful. I hate you because you murdered my dog and raped him in the eye sockets with a strap-on.
Good times.

 

by boinky33
1-14-03
3 hours later
FOR THE LAST TIME! I was cleaning the gutters and I fell off the roof!
Geez, man. Hope ya didn't break anything.

 

by boinky33
1-14-03
*sigh*....I-broke-my-leg!
OH MY-
DON'T ... say Oh my god!
HOLY MOLY!

 

by boinky33
1-14-03
Look .... why don't we watch some tv?
OH MY GOD!
What now?
THERE'S A TV?

 

by boinky33
1-14-03
"Hey Lucy, I'm home!"
OH MY GOD!
HE'S HOME?

 

by boinky33
1-14-03
Well, I better take a nap.
OH MY GOD! A NAP? A NAP YOU SAY?
Uh .... yeah.
AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Um .... nurse?
AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
1-14-03
Come on. Take it easy.
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Is there any way I can help calm you down?
AAAAHHHHHHHhhhh......
Got any morphine?

 

by boinky33
1-15-03
fuck.

 

by boinky33
1-15-03
I'm standing.
Hi, Ben. I'm glad you could come. It's been a long time.
If I did not come it would be a crime.

 

by boinky33
1-15-03
Uh, okay. Anyway, I'm glad you make it.
I brought tuna salad. Here, take it.
Thanks, I love this stuff.
Your welcome, that better not be a bluff.
What?
Putt?

 

by boinky33
1-16-03
Mmmm, porno.

 

by boinky33
1-20-03
First rule of the Fight Club: You don't talk about the Fight Club.
Really? Not even to you-
No!
What if I was talking to my grandma and the topic came up-
NO I SAY!
Shit, I'm going back to Boy Scouts.

 

by boinky33
1-20-03
First rule of the Fight Club: You don't talk about the fight club.
The second rule of the Fight Club: You have to bring either cheese puffs or pretzels every Thursday.
Then Canada bombed Greenland.
Oh no!

 

by boinky33
1-21-03
I don't suck.
I have strong beliefs that you are not telling the truth.

 

by boinky33
1-21-03
This comic does not suck ass.
I'm on to you!

 

by boinky33
1-21-03
I can never tell a lie.
Uh .... right.

 

by boinky33
1-21-03
Welcome back to the Maury show
I tellin' you: I ain't the baby's daddy!
That's a lie!

 

by boinky33
1-21-03
I am boinky33 and I am a virgin and nobody can prove otherwise.
Is that so?
Shit.

 

by boinky33
1-21-03
I found out your lie! You couldn't keep it hidden forever.
Okay! I admit it! I snatch babies from the park and then I eat them! There! Are you happy now?!?
Actually, I found out that you weren't a natural blonde.

 

by boinky33
1-24-03
Ass. Shit. Cunt.
Tee-hee.
YOU ARE BANISHED FROM STRIPCREATOR!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
1-24-03
As the two giant pencils plummet downwards....

 

by boinky33
1-24-03
Next on: spanish action
Okay, it's set. Let's go!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!
Hey, wait up!
IY! IY! IY!
What will happen? Check out next week.
AHHHH!!!!
AHHHH!!!!

 

by boinky33
1-24-03
Help! I've been shot!
Hey, are you playing Metroid Prime?
No, it's Animal Crossing!
Help! I've been shot!

 

by boinky33
1-24-03
Are those the super secret files?
Yes.
Good.
Now let's get drunk and watch some porn.

 

by boinky33
1-28-03
BLAA! I'M NOT_SCYESS!
If you're not Scyess, then who are you?
Well ... I ... you see ... um .... uh?
HISSSS!!!!!!
Oh my.

 

by boinky33
1-28-03
Hey, I discovered the wheel.
No you didn't! I discovered the wheel!
Who do you think you are?
The guy who discovered the wheel.

 

by boinky33
1-28-03
I really don't like Kajun.
HEY!
Oh! Kajun! How long have you been standing there?
Three days.
Uh.

 

by boinky33
1-28-03
Near.
Far!
Near.
Far!
Near.
Far!

 

by boinky33
1-30-03
I performed a bris today.
How much did you get paid?
Two times what I usually get.
Wow.
And I got to keep the tip.

 

by boinky33
1-31-03
Hello, I'm Dr. Boinky.
Let me in your ass.

 

by boinky33
1-31-03
There's
a
tennis racket
in
my
ass

 

by boinky33
2-01-03
Take this!
And this!
And some of this!
Also this!
And a little more of this!
Now, I think you learned you lesson not to touch my remote, grandpa.

 

by boinky33
2-02-03
Spankling?

 

by boinky33
2-02-03
TOBOR GAVE UP CORNHOLING! HOW ABOUT YOU?
.......
I'm a recovering alcoholic.

 

by boinky33
2-02-03
Skeleton section
Bovine section
The sucking section
Am I in the right room?

 

by boinky33
2-02-03
Woo!!!! Excuse me.

 

by boinky33
2-02-03
Vote Kajun for king of whatever country he's from. He's very strong about our children's future and is detirmined to decriminalize sodomy.

 

by boinky33
2-02-03
So, has boinky made a funny comic yet?
Nope, not yet.
Wanna go shag?
I suppose.

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