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by shank
9-06-07
Daddy, i'm tired
Oh okay, i'll get you some coke!
Oh wonderful, i am thirsty aswell!
Oh you are thirsty aswell? I'll get you some water too, you'll need it after you take a rail of this shit
*ehem* excuse me for a few minutes

 

by shank
9-06-07
...and then we can cuddle afterwards
Ok, this conversation is getting a little too gay for me
but i just want to love you
love me with anal, not this bullshit romantic conversation crap
yeuh

 

by shank
9-07-07
Your boyfriend wont have sex with you?
well my boyfriend told me we cant have sex because its snubbing God.
What the hell? Is he a virgin or a faggot?
He's a christian
ahh, so he's a virgin faggot

 

by shank
9-07-07
is the reason for you taking me off your facebook some crazy pms thing or are you mad?
Bad vibes, One's that i do not need
sounds good to me...you were getting kind of creepy anywho
You let a guy dressed up in a rabbit suit fuck you in the ass
i am a female, i can do what i want and if i dont get my way then i can always accuse you of raping me
i've got vidoe of you sucking a horses cock

 

by shank
9-07-07
what?
She's a fucking slut!

 

by shank
9-07-07
i also took a shot of vodka 5 min ago and accidentally chased it with a glass filled with pure vodka
you r smart
i thought it was my fucking water but apparentally my water is on the ground by my feet
you tell good stories
dont fuckin get my nerves on a sinking boat u fukin horror
im in a fucking horrible mood so SHUT UP OKAY

 

by shank
9-08-07
MSN
Hwy tytler
Hey scott
Hey bigfrank105 you cunt, stop ignoring me

 

by shank
9-09-07
lots of niggers there or what?
don't say that word, it's rude! and im on my boss's computer at work, so...
is he a nigger?
read what i JUST said
tell that filthy nigger to suck my cock
User is now offline

 

by shank
9-09-07
Hey there cowboy, have you seen that punken.pie bitches display picture on nexopia?
holy fuck! i bet you've never seen a red lizard stroke his lizard ham so hard before
that's what you think

 

by shank
9-09-07
Hey what time can you come over?
Sometime tomorrow night
What?
You heard me
I dont have time to wait until tomorrow! i want cock NOW!
aww princess

 

by shank
9-09-07
boy that's some tasty pizza!
*licks fingers*
aww fuck, those are the fingers that i just picked my ass with, FUCK!

 

by shank
9-11-07
Thats why i love you man
mostly because you carry around a large package of intelligence
and dont even TRY turning that into something about your cock
damn

 

by shank
9-11-07
Does your sister have a tight pussy?
she's had 2 kids what do you think
i heard you get tighter afterwards
I dont know, why are you asking me
go check for me and get back to me asap

 

by shank
9-12-07
y'know what it is jim
summers over, girls are going into hibernation
they're lookin for whatever dick they can scramble up
Let's jump in there before they hibernate!

 

by shank
9-29-07
bitches love it and bitches hate it, fuck the bitches that hate it and love the bitches that love it. The ratio is even, but i've got the attitude to control both ends.
Chicks have vagina's!
What? They do.
Big ones.

 

by shank
9-29-07
HI LOVE U GOING, TO A CHARGER!
Basics | Details | Interests | Forums

 

by shank
9-29-07
YOU GAVE ME ATROJAN!
NO, YOU GAVE ME A TROJAN!
TOBOR WITH CORNHOLE BOTH OF YOUR BACK ORIFICES

 

by shank
9-29-07
1
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by shank
10-14-07
If you are happy and you know it, suck my cock!
If you are happy and you know it suck my cock!
if you are happy and you know it and you really wanna blow it, if you are happy and you know it suck my cock!
I am happy and you know it!

 

by shank
3-06-08
will you ever shut up? All those papers are actual transcripts of your fat mouth from this past week.
*NAG NAG NAG*
wow, i really wish you were in a coma.
I could still cuddle you but then i wouldnt have to listen to your bullshit. also, you'd still be alive, cause cuddling with a dead person is just weird!

 

by shank
7-09-09
So i caught my husband in our bedroom feeling up my best friend.
Oh My God! What did you do?
The dishes.
......

 

by shank
7-23-09
Don't worry dude, You look Fantastic.
You'll have 14 year girls all over you tonight.
Oh Boy!

 

by shank
12-09-11
It's been like, a long time since i have been on this site and made a comic.
Well, you've been doing nothing but getting drunk and screwing skanks.....
Dude, you are on fire today.
Really? Thanks! I ate my cheerios this morning.
No dude, You've COMBUSTED!!!!
HOLY SHIT, I'M ON FIRE!!!

 

by shank
4-21-12
What the fuck are you looking at?
I'm a chair, I can't even see you!

 

by shank
4-21-12
I just fucked a bat in the ass!
Ohhhh ho ho ho ho!
Dude, a scientist just fucked me in the ass!
Maybe it was an experiment.....

 

by shank
4-21-12
Fuck, my mom almost caught me jerking off.
I had to pull my pants up really fast and cross my legs when she came into the room.
I thought I had it under control, so I stood up and little did I realize, my pecker was flopped out over my pants. Then she had the nerve to kick me out of her room. How awkward.

 

by shank
4-21-12
Fuck, my mom almost caught me jerking off.
I had to pull my pants up really fast and cross my legs when she came into the room.
I thought I had it under control, so I stood up and little did I realize, my pecker was flopped out over my pants. Then she had the nerve to kick me out of her room. How awkward.

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