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by Beeko180
10-25-08
First the script is written. The punchline is either the script itself or in the script along with other lines.
Next, the name of the comic or series is chosen and then the characters line up for auditions.
Once that is done the background or backgrounds are drawn up.

 

by Beeko180
10-25-08
Then we begin filming the scenes. First using the screens ( blue, green etc.) to film impossible things. We begin with the blue screen to make incredible backgrounds come to life.
I'M FLYING!!!!!!!!!
Then we use the green screen to make certain things appear or disappear.
More coffee please?
Woosh
And so far you probably get the point.
I'M FLYING!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-25-08
After the backgrounds are done it's on to rehearsals. Blue is on the left. Blonde is on the right.
Hey swate thang wanna go grab a barga from hungry jacks?
Keep dreaming chowderhead!
Then the last few rehearsals are, instead of puppets, acting.
Hey swate thang wanna go grab a barga from hungry jacks?
Keep dreaming chowderhead!

 

by Beeko180
10-25-08
Finally after all those rehearsals it's time to direct the comic.
Take 31, Action!!!
Hey swate thang wanna go grab a barga from hungry jacks?
Keep dreaming chowderhead!
A few minutes later...........
I'M FLYING!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-25-08
Can you file all these post its?
Either this or your fired.

 

by Beeko180
10-25-08
Come on Fire fire!
AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was easy.
Wooooo!!!!!! that was one hell of a fight. That just adds to the fact that we got the best seats in the stadium!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-25-08
Let's play bowling!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Are you sure this sin't gonna hurt?

 

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Let's bowl over that old man and beat up the geeky coconut in the tree nexxt door.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by Beeko180, 10-25-08

 

by Beeko180
10-26-08
I hate being a rock.
The End By James.

 

by Beeko180
10-26-08
So the other day I was laying an egg right. Nothing bad. The usual.
Anyway, The egg finally popped out and I got up. But then a man climbs up the tree.
He gets out a spachelor grabs the egg and before you know it my baby's dead.

 

by Beeko180
10-26-08
And after years of studying and taking courses at uni Willy (snicker) finally gets to apply for a job as a Minister in the house of Representatives.
Sorry you're not dumb enough.

 

by Beeko180
10-26-08
Don't forget to colour in the "O" on my chest!
Why black! Why are you colouring me in nothing but black god damn it why! My shirt is RED!!! RED I SAY, RED!!!!
One step closer and I'll snap the led in your pencil!

 

by Beeko180
10-26-08
Look at the top left corner of this panel.
uh huh.
Now, at a distance, look just above the watercooler.
YOU IDIOT I LIKED IT HOW IT WAS!!!!!!
Excellent........

 

by Beeko180
10-26-08
Look at my eyes.
Aren't they beautiful?
What the hell?!
HONK HONK! OUT OF THE WAY!

 

by Beeko180
10-26-08
Imagine sitting down in a candle lit room where the only light is from a small, dull window set on the very top of the wall.
You sit there writing notes and a man comes in picks you by the tuft of your hair and drags you, by your head, as you scream in utter misery.
A gut-wrenching feeling comes acroos your heart wiping away anything that makes you humane. Your stomach sinks into a pit.
You scream in agony as more men come and spread you're arms onto a cross. You scream in even more agony uttering the pain that echoes through the land as they nail you're whole body to a cross.
I still don't understand what this has to do with Jerry Springer.

 

by Beeko180
10-26-08
Yeah so then I walked up to my mother and told her I ate her pie the other night.
Anything else?
My Father died.
Let's go shopping!

 

by Beeko180
10-26-08
And then I was like: Pow Pow Pa-pa-Pow "Take that Red Goobersmit" Paka-paka-Pow bam bam.
Uh huh.
And that's how I got shot.

 

by Beeko180
10-26-08
This is the script! What a lousy script!
Just read the damn lines ok. ACTION!!!
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Hi. My name is Kenneth.
pip pip
LOCUSTS!!!!!!!!!
Bam! And the dirt is gone!

 

by Beeko180
10-26-08
Have you ever found yourself fussing over stains?
If you have then try Bam's newest formula. It's The best cleaning solution to terminate those dirty marks on YOUR Sink!
NEW "Bam! Sink Detergent"
It just takes-
Bam! And the dirt is gone!

 

by Beeko180
10-26-08
After using bombs My hands get greasy. That's why I use "Bam! Hand Soap".
Bam! And the dirt is gone!
Literally.

 

by Beeko180
10-26-08
At McDonalds we use the finest cleaning gear we can get. That's why We use "Bam! Megashine"
Bam! And-
I'm pretty sure that wasn't part of the driving test larry.
I'm gone.
I'm here to collect youre arm sir.

 

by Beeko180
10-27-08
Yeah, apparently we've been getting complaints about the Bam! Megashine formula. Seem's it doesn't work at ALL.
Oh. ok.
But we've come up with a new one! It's called "The NEW and IMPROVED Megashine formula". It's a good use of hair conditioner and I get all the profit!
But didn't we discuss-
Flamethrower style!

 

by Beeko180
10-27-08
Ah what a day what a day. But after the day it's great to lie down with you honey.
Honey?
I just got out of the shower. Oh by the way I washed you're Bam! Detergent bottle today. You know the one you hug in you're sleep.

 

by Beeko180
10-27-08
Let's see my lottery ticket..............
!
Bam and the dirt is gone!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-27-08
Do you ever need to clean up the drunk people who pass out in YOUR bar?
If you do then you should try Bam's newest cleaning gadget. It's called the "Bam! People disposer". All you do is hold the container above the person and-
Bam! And the dirt is gone!

 

by Beeko180
10-27-08
At Bam! Industries we design many useful cleaning gadgets. Seeming the toilet is a cleaning gadget Bam! Industries have decided to make one too!
The toilet 3000
*FLUSH*
Bam! And the dirt is gone!
I can see a crocodile.

 

by Beeko180
10-27-08
For the last episode of this seasn Bam! Industries have decided we make a traditional add.
You people are despicable I tell ye what! How dar yeoo evin tink 'bout comin' in heare! It ma potty toime and you ain't gonna-
THUNK
But screw them anyway.
Bam! And the dirt is gone!

 

by Beeko180
10-27-08
Red Goobersmit is an evil elf who's plans to take over the world are always foiled by three Super Amigos Captain pain, Shadowman and the hero featured in this episode: America-Man
Stop right there Red Goobersmit!
You'll have to find the real me!
You'll have to find the real me!
You'll have to find the real me!
Would the real Red Goobersmit put their hand up! put their hand up! put their hand up!

 

by Beeko180
10-27-08
It's christmas and Red Goobersmit has yet another diabolical plan to rule the world. But One of the Super Amigos shall stop him.
I'm going to give this hypnotizing shampoo to the president....... It's the perfect plan..... heh heh heeeeh
Stop right there You nasty little elf you!
Take this Captain Pain!
That's right! And I'm here to-
Now who's the smart one. Now I'm off to deliver this box to the president!

 

by Beeko180
10-27-08
With Captain Pain out of the way Red Goobersmit can continue spinning the thread for his diabolical plan to take over the world.
Mr. President. I got you a gift.
Why thank you very much scary elf thing. Just go sit in the waiting room.
Outside.........
It's all falling into place............
Stop right there!!!!!
I wish I was tall like the other two.....

 

by Beeko180
10-27-08
You won't get me today you three! EAT FIRE!!!!!
OH NO! America-Man has dodged my attack!
That's right! Now it's time for a little thing I like to call "Potato bake".

 

by Beeko180
10-27-08
BOOM BAM BAM PIKAKA PAKA PAKA POW POW THWAKITTY THWAK THWAK TWICKY TICKY TWAK BAM BAM Take that! And that! That that and that!!!!!!
BOOM BAM BAM PIKAKA PAKA PAKA POW POW THWAKITTY THWAK THWAK TWICKY TICKY TWAK BAM BAM Take that! And that! That that and that!!!!!! Thaty that that that!!!!
KAPOW KAZAK ZAP ZAP BAM BAM BOOM CHUK A CHICK A CHING!
KAZAK SPLAT BOOM BAM WHACK SPLAT ZAP ZAP BANG
Flick!
Pow Pow Pa-pa-Pow "Take that Red Goobersmit" Paka-paka-Pow bam bam.
How do ya like me now!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-27-08
But how ever did you do it?
7 weeks later..............
And then I was like: Pow Pow Pa-pa-Pow "Take that Red Goobersmit" Paka-paka-Pow bam bam.
Uh huh

 

by Beeko180
10-27-08
Welcome back to "Meeting with the Characters" where we introduce a very lively character! His name is Detective Jones. His nickname is Agent 007 and here he is!!!!
Evening.
Now, What do you star in?
I star inmany comics. I've even starred in "It's a popular commercial gimic!" with you. And in that episode I shot you with a flamethrower. By Shoot I mean like this.

 

by Beeko180
10-27-08
Evening lady's and gents. Tonight we have a special guest who has starred in many comics and tends to bring out a busy feel to his character.
Good evening.
What do you star in?
Let's discuss business matter's first ok.
That's not a series.
Oh. I star in many comics as you said my fine friend. I belive I may have starred in It's a popular commercial gimic as well. I also star in Mr. Carnivore the lawyer.

 

by Beeko180
10-27-08
Evening peoples and Mr. Twitchys in the back row. Tonight we introduce a very funny man. His name is Blue. What do you star in blue?
The A.R.B Collection.
Really? Are you the dumb one?
I'm the dumb one.
Wait, I'm the dumb one?

 

by Beeko180
10-27-08
Hello my fine audience. Tonight on Meeting with the characters we are going to introduce a very well known character. Give it up for RED!!!!!!!
Hi.
What do you star in my fine friend?
If you're gay just say it. You don't have to hide behind the fact that you are.
I'M NOT!!!!!!
So you are?

 

by Beeko180
10-27-08
Turn the lights out ladies and gentlemen because tonight we introduce our scariest star for 2008's Halloween Special Give it up for The Grim Reaper!
When you're at home you like to hug you're teddy bear and cry while you watch Home and away, Hello Kitty, TellyTubbies or you'e most favorite, Nursery Rhymes for Babies.
You also like to huddle up next to your husband who's gay like you and cry on his shoulder while sucking your thumb and hugging the same teddy bear you use when you watch baby shows.
There's also a sock puppet behind you!
Hi everybody!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-27-08
They say that on the night of halloween 1983 a man killed his cat. Then in an astonishing twist. The cat came back to haunt us as FELIX THE CAT
Duh duh duuuuuh!
THE WONDERFUL WONDERFUL CAT!
Duh duh duuuuuh!
Stop with the melodrama already ok! Your scaring me enough as it is!

 

by Beeko180
10-27-08
Meet joe the pickle, he has the power to turn into anything he wants. But he still can't talk like everyone else.
For easter
Too much wine. Way too much.

 

by Beeko180
10-27-08
Joe is on the left
Stop teasing me.

 

by Beeko180
10-27-08
Shake shake shake shake a shake it!
Shake shake shake shake a shake it!
Stop shakin' it.

 

by Beeko180
10-27-08
Just the right height.
It got higher?

 

by Beeko180
10-27-08
I used to watch this show called Captain Planet It may seem a bit weird but it wasn't when I was only like 5 and I rarely slept in (I will not say why seeming I've let 1 slip) It was like this:
Earth!
Wind!
Fire!
Heart!
Water!
By your powers combined I am captain planet!

 

by Beeko180
10-27-08
Why did we have to get cheap marshmallows mummy?
*crackle*
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*crackle*
POP
Hey mummy this marshmallow looks like it's screaming!

 

by Beeko180
10-28-08
The 1st generation.........
Jesus why did they nail you to a cross?
What do you think?!
The 2nd generation........
Science guy why did they tie you up, cement you into the form of a stick and dump you in the ocean?
What do you think?!
The weird generation???
Al Gore Why did they torment you, bash your skull in, throw irons at you're face, burn you and use you're ashes to mutate you into an alienated freak?
I stole my mum's Visa! What do you think?!

 

by Beeko180
10-28-08
Did you know that there is a substance in chicken that makes you sleepy?
Oh yeah! Well did you know that carrots make your eye sight better?
Wanna play it that way huh? Well did you know that spinich makes you strong?
*Flick*
Did you know that turkey produces body heat?
That's nothing but a wives tale!

 

Fists
Sucky Sucky
by Beeko180, 10-28-08

 

by Beeko180
10-28-08
The Entrence
The Exits
It's my turn!
I got it this time!
FIRE!
*fart*

 

by Beeko180
10-28-08
Feet in the wrong place!
Hands in the wrong place! in the wrong place!
Freaky hair!
Scary resemblence to Al Gore!
By your powers combined I am Captain Ugly!

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