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by Drexle
2-07-04
Pull!
Keep pulling!
Now swallow!

 

by Drexle
3-15-04
Yo! Check me out, man! I have got feet for ears!
That's very impressive there, my good man. I bet you pick up all the chicks with those.
You know it, homeslice. Check me out dawg! Yeeeuh!
Verily, ye are the pimpin'est pimp-daddy what ever pimped a... um... hmmm...
A what?
I dunno, I'm awfully drunk right now.

 

by Drexle
3-15-04
Hey, what's goin' on guys?
Phiiiiiil!
Phiiiiiil!

 

by Drexle
3-15-04
Hey guys? How's the willy 'yo?
Man, check me out! I have got feet for ears!
You just can't touch that, I'm afraid. I mean, I've got a skirt for pants, and I'm not even close to the pimp this man is.
Feet for ears? That's just weak, dawg. You cain't pick up nuthin like that.
I can pick up anyone I want. Mess not with tha powar.
Aye! He's got tha powar!

 

by Drexle
3-15-04
Later that day...
Dude, dawg, bro, man, I gots ta tell ya somethin'.
Tell me somethin' homey.
Dawg, you are fifty times the mack that feet for ears fucker is.
What are ya talkin' about? He's got feet for ears!
But you and me, we gots two beers! Together, you and me can have all the bitches and hos in this town!
Awwwww yeeuh! Get me somea them fly honeys! Gimme somea them extra-fly honeys!

 

by Drexle
3-15-04
Aww yeah baby! Check me out, shawty! Man, you know you wants somea dis! I gots da beer right here!
Kajun...
What'cho cuttin' in on my game for, punk? You wanna get jacked up here in this haous?!
Dawg, look! Them ain't no fly honeys...
I know you didn't just call me ugly, chump!
Yeah, you tell'em girlfriend! Who told that scrub that mullets was hot? Foo'.

 

by Drexle
3-15-04
Man, this is harsh! Da lay-dees have been cold all night! I thought it was a sure thing tonight... I mean, two beers!
Two beers in a bucket ain't gonna truck it, G.
Ha ha!
'The fuck you talkin' 'bout, beotch?
What I'm always talkin' 'bout. PUSSAY!

 

by Drexle
3-15-04
The next day...
Yo!
Dawg!
What up, my peeps?
Aw, bro... the honeys was harsh last night.
I tell you what, it's the truth dawg.
I hear that, beotch. I didn't even get a nibble on the ol' fish hook, yo.

 

by Drexle
3-15-04
Woahwoahwoah, hold up! HOLD da PHONE!
You didn't get no honeys? You mean you ain't no pimper than us dawgs?
Now I didn't say dat. I am more pimp than you will ever hope to be.
Oh yeah? Bring, it chump!
What'cho got that's so pimp, dawg?
You seem to be forgetting that I have feet for ears!

 

by Drexle
3-15-04
That ain't nothin, homes.
Yeah, I mean we gots beers! You gots anything to beat da beers?
I not only have feet for ears, I also have hands for feet.
Woah...
Hands for feet? Hands for fuckin' feet? Oh shit, dawg! We ain't got no hands for feet! Fuck dat shit, man! He beat us again!
Don't be steppin' to me, foo! I bust a crap in yo' mouth an' a cap in yo ass. Don't make me rip da mad raps on you suckas.

 

by Drexle
3-16-04
Oh... it's you.
Weeeeeelll lookie here. We got a cunty little bint here tonight.
Oh, don't you even start with me!
And how's Brrrruuuuuuno doing these days, huh?
Him? Oh... I dumped him.
You dumped him? Awwww!!!! Did the widdle woman finally find out about the other fifty widdle women he has all over town?

 

by Drexle
3-16-04
Shut up! It... it's not like that at all!
So it wasn't on account of the other fifty women, then? Is that what you're saying?
Well no... I mean, it's not like I didn't know about them. We were all in the same bed at least once a week.

 

by Drexle
3-16-04
Hah! I finally got you to shut up! Do I win yet?
Bollocks. You don't win shit. Why did you dump him, then?

 

by Drexle
3-16-04
Well... he was really sweet. Too sweet. I mean, he was too perfect. There's no way I could live up to that.
Too sweet? Too nice? The fucker is a slimeball! What the bloody cunt are you on about?
You just don't understand.
Damn right. You dump every man who treats you halfway decent and run off to the first arsewipe what says "UGH! ME WANT FUCK!" Phhth! Women...
...
Then, when slimeball starts showing a hint of humanity, a trait that I'm not convinced he posesses, you dump him too! What the fuck is wrong with you women?

 

by Drexle
3-16-04
You're still so bitter about our breakup. Don't you see how big a misogynist you are? You don't think that might have something to do with it?
Oh I don't know... I guess the answer to that would be the same as the answer to "Do you realize what a stupid cunt you are?"
Pig!
Whore!
Wait, I just realized something.... You're pretty slimy yourself. I guess that means you ARE my type after all! Come with me back to my place?
Scroe!

 

by Drexle
3-16-04
Mmmm! I'd almost forgotten how good you were! Kaaaaaaaaajun! Ooooooh...
Damn right! But you see, now that we've had our fun, it's time for me to dissapear forever and never return your calls!
But why?!
Because you're a stupid cunt. SCR0E!
BRUUUNOOOOO!!!
Buh?

 

by Drexle
3-16-04
Who's this punk all up in my bitch's shit, yo?!
Bruno?! What are you doing here?!
Don't you be steppin', chump! I'll have your ass for earmuffs if you don't get outta my crib, yo!
I thought she dumped you! Bah! No matter, I'll have your arse! You'll not screw another chick in this town while I'm around!
Okay.

 

by Drexle
3-16-04
Oh Bruno...
What that chump talkin' 'bout, beotch? What's this dumpin' shit?
Oh, well... uh... I guess I just hadn't gotten around to telling you yet.
Tellin' me what, beotch?!
I'm leaving you, Bruno.
Bitch! I have got feet for ears! You cain't dump me!

 

by Drexle
3-16-04
You do have feet for ears, yes. And that is very impressive.
And you've got hands for feet, which is yet again more than most other men.
But what have you got for a penis?
You hurt me, bitch. You really cold, you know dat?

 

by Drexle
3-16-04
Okay girls, I got rid of Bruno! We can all have lesbian sex now!
You are a genius! That plan was perfect!
Yeah, you even got rid of that annoying guy in the skirt!
Lemme show you my high kick sometime, girl!
Sigh... Why am I always cast as a lesbian?

 

by Drexle
3-29-04
Yo yo yo, check me out bro! I gots feet for ears!
Wow! That's amazing! But you know what?
What's dat, dawg?
I have multiple poses.
I... I...
Yes!!! Take that, feet for ears!

 

by Drexle
3-29-04
Sigh... it appears that you have bested me in this contest of coolness.
Really? Wait, what happened to your bad ghetto dialect?
Oh... well you see, I've just been trying on new gimmics lately. Trying to break out of my usual typecast.
I can appreciate that.
No... no, I'm afraid you can't, Mr. "I have lots and lots of poses, so I don't have to rely on one-off gags for humor."
Dude, chiil. It's not so bad. I mean, I'd love to have the kind of fame you've had in your tenure here.

 

by Drexle
3-29-04
Well Little Boy Blue, as it just so happens, I could make you famous if you'd like.
Really? How? I mean, I'm already one of the most famous and beloved characters in my own right. I've been used like nobody's business ever since I arrived.
Wait... I don't think I like the look in your eyes.
BE SHURE TO SHEW TH RAPPORTERS YOURE BLKAC EYS A ND BLODDY ANIS!
HEEEEPL POLEECE! ITS RAPPE!

 

by Drexle
3-29-04
Ah! That was fun! I think I'll watch a little post-coital television.
This just in, beloved character "blue" was brutally sexually assaulted earlier today.
That's right, John. His doctors say that he is expected to make a full physical recovery, but is being sent for psychiatric evaluation.
Scr0e!
Coming up next, our shocking exposee on gravitons and the rotor turbines that generate them.

 

by Drexle
3-29-04
Why look at that! It's a couple of my admirers! I think I'll go over and give them a surprise!
So, did you hear about the blue kid?
Yeah... poor guy...

 

by Drexle
3-29-04
Wha??? Poor kid?
Yeah... what's wrong with that feet for ears freak? Does he really think he's funny?
Seriously! I mean, it's not like he's done a single funny thing in this whole series!

 

by Drexle
3-29-04
But I... But I AM funny!
When will he ever learn that humor comes from within? And not from some silly gimmick?
Indeed!

 

by Drexle
3-29-04
ILL SHAW EWE WAHT ELSE CUMS FORM THE INS SIDE!
Well, speak of the Devil.
Oh... it's you.

 

by Drexle
3-29-04
Aren't you guys going to play along?
Look... you desperately need some new ideas.
Yeah, you're going to have to strive for something totally new and unheard of.
Hmm... new and unheard of? I know! IL L RAPPE TOO BIRDS WHITH ONE BONEE!!!

 

by Drexle
3-29-04
Meanwhile...
I'm here today with Blue from Kaddar. How is your recovery coming along?
Well, all things considered, it's going well. I just wish the nightmares would stop...
I see. And what do you think of your attacker now?
I don't know... I used to be a big fan of his work. I think he could be really funny if he just stood on his own two ears and gave up the gimmicks.
What would you do if he came after you again? Are you ever afriad?
Well you see, if that were to happen, I have this rap-proof suit. I'm not really worried.

 

by Drexle
3-30-04
...I've got this rap-proof suit, so I'm not really worried.
That son of a bitch!
A rap-proof suit? That's amazing!
I can't believe this!
It sure is! The wonders of science will never cease... OH GOD! I'M HAVING FLASHBACKS! HEEEPLE!!!
He even gets wardrobe changes!!!

 

by Drexle
3-31-04
Huh. Pandora's Lox
What kind of a fool did that fish take me for?
Excuse me, sir. My name is Pandora. Have you seen my pet fish around here?

 

by Drexle
4-01-04
This is awful...
I'm totally outclassed.
What in the world am I going to do?
Hey man, do you know where the Finntroll gig is? I hear the Smoking Manholes are opening for them.

 

by Drexle
4-01-04
Woah, the Smoking Manholes are back together?
Yeah. I heard that they're playing the Honeypot, but I can't find it on this street.
Oh, that place. Yeah, I know where you're talking about. When does the show start?
It should be starting any minute now
Hey man, where are you going? Wait up!!!

 

by Drexle
4-01-04
Damn! The place is packed!!!
Wow... look at all the people spilling out of the door... Hey wait, how is that blonde kid in the blue shirt getting in?
WHAT?! Where? Where is he?
He just flashed something at the bouncer, and walked straight in the door. Jeez, I wish I had an in with the bands like that.
Are you okay? I think I see a blood vessel about to burst in your forehead.

 

by Drexle
4-08-04
Hmmm? What is this?
I can't believe this! We haven't even lifted a finger in this whole series and already the loser is losing!
Yeah, 'cause he's a loserly loser!
I don't understand why I was the one who had let it have sex with me, though... I mean, look at him! He's not even wearing clothes!
Hey, just because I'm secure in my bodily image does not mean that I'll fuck anything that comes along!

 

by Drexle
4-08-04
Is that even within the rules?
So you guys know the plan right... The Smoking Manholes are his favorite band. If one of you sees him, give the signal so that we can jump him.
But but but but... what if he rapps me again?!
You should have worn your Anti-Rapping suit. It's guaranteed effective against both sexual assault, and urban ghetto music.
Hey guys! Look! There he is!

 

by Drexle
4-08-04
Damn, that guy's fast for a man who has hands for feet!
But he can't outrun us for ever! Let's get him!
Come back here, I'll show you what a true rapping is!
EEEEEP! NO RAPP! NO RAPP!

 

by Drexle
4-08-04
What are those sextuplets chasing the little blue guy around for?
That is so not a fair fight.
They don't stand a chance against him.

 

by Drexle
4-08-04
AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
He went around that corner! Get him!
Hmmm...

 

by Drexle
4-19-04
Hey guys! So, what are we having for dinner?

 

by Drexle
4-19-04
Okay class, it's the last day of school. Time for everyone to take their oral exam.
Sir, why are you unbuckling your pants?

 

by Drexle
4-23-04
This way, guys! I saw him go this way!
CLOTHESLINE!!!
OOOOOF!!!!
Which way? Where is he?!
Hmm...
Ow...

 

by Drexle
4-23-04
Where is he?
I don't know, I can hardly see for the glare on this helmet!
Wait, something's not right.
Hey what happened to number 4? Why is he laying in a bloody heap over there?
Him? It's a little something I like to call...

 

by Drexle
4-23-04
CLOTHESLINE!!!
Gah!
My helmet!
My hair!
My spleen!

 

by Drexle
4-23-04
Hmmph.
Excuse me sir, have you seen a guy with feet for ears, and five other guys who look like me? I'm afraid I...
Why yes, I think I have seen your friends. They're right here.
Eep!
Awww! Come back! I'm not done yet!

 

by Drexle
4-23-04
*pant! pant! Wheeze!*
I... I can't run any farther...
I'm doomed...

 

by Drexle
4-23-04
This... this is the end...
Goodbye, cruel world...
I have rapped many a bich, and seksed many a hoar... it was a good life....

 

by Drexle
4-23-04
I'm ready for my fate...
Yep. Any time now.

 

by Drexle
4-23-04
Where the fuck did they go?

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