All comics by boinky33

 

by boinky33
2-02-03
Welcome back to Full House
Want to take a bath, honey?
Now way, Jose.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!
This show was on for how many years?
Let's go to the dentist.
I - don't - think - so.

 

by boinky33
2-02-03
Meet Mr. Bad Insult. He makes fun of people on simple observations.
Hey, Mr. white shirt!
But he goes overboard sometimes.
Hey there, dead mother.
Let's grab a torch and burn him at the steak.
How are ya, brain cancer? Ha! Ha!

 

by boinky33
2-03-03
I have a dream.
A dream where...
...YOU DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY SHED!

 

by boinky33
2-07-03
Do you yahoo?
I don't think that's any of your buisness!

 

by boinky33
2-07-03

 

by boinky33
2-08-03
Want some cake?
err....

 

by boinky33
2-08-03
What would you call the Jetsons if they were black?
Nothing. There wont be black people in the future.

 

by boinky33
2-08-03
I'm drunk.

 

by boinky33
2-08-03
Let it out, man.
Ohhh.
TOBOR RUINED THE WHOLE PARTY!
Don't wrry, bro.
I got to piss, dude.

 

by boinky33
2-08-03
How are you enjoying the party, man?
THE CHEESE PUFFS ARE MADE OF PEOPLE! PEOPLE!!!!
Okay, get out. You've been warned.
Awww, that was only strike two.

 

by boinky33
2-08-03
Dude, I think you had enough to drink.
I'll tell you when I had enough!
............
GAH!
Okay, I had enough.

 

by boinky33
2-08-03
A fly flew in your beer.
He did, did he?
Spit it out, you bastard!

 

by boinky33
2-09-03
I will suck your blood!
Did I get it right yet?
Not yet.

 

by boinky33
2-09-03
Help! I've just been raped!
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

 

by boinky33
2-09-03
I'm sick.
Oh, do you have the flu?
No, I fuck my sister.

 

by boinky33
2-11-03
Ohhh, I'm so wasted.
Hey, Dave.
What?
I'm so wasted

 

by boinky33
2-11-03
Are you drunk?
I don't know. I think I'm just tired because I've spent all night drinking.

 

by boinky33
2-11-03
I think I'm going to be sick.
*GULP*
Nevermind.

 

by boinky33
2-11-03
After a couple of minutes...
Are you saying I'm gay?
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
Well, yes.

 

by boinky33
2-11-03
I'm not gay.
I'm not really saying that you're GAY! I'm just saying that you enjoy having sex with men.
.......So, can I have your girlfriend then?

 

by boinky33
2-11-03
Grrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry, man. It's the beer talking.
Man, that stuff must be strong then. What brand is it?
"Non-Alcohalic Beer." Hmmm, what an odd brand-name.
Idiot.

 

by boinky33
2-14-03
UH!
(PLOP)
HI-YA!

 

by boinky33
2-14-03
Fools.
FOOLS!
I'm so lonely.

 

by boinky33
2-15-03
Feeeed me....
....................
No, asshole!
OMFG!

 

by boinky33
2-15-03

 

by boinky33
2-15-03
Mu ha ha ha ha! I'm giving you a choice. Death or you watch the DVD of Pluto Nash, including the special features.

 

by boinky33
2-15-03
I love you, Martha.
And I love you, Charlie.
We shall be together always.
Yes, we shall.
Squish!
NOOOO!!!!!!
Yeah, that's the stuff!

 

by boinky33
2-15-03
Checkmate.
You son of a bitch.

 

by boinky33
2-16-03
???
???
!!!!
!!!!
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! A GHOST!!!!!!
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! A ZOMBIE!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
2-16-03
Hey man, do you like fruit cake?
WHAT? ARE YOU INSANE? I FUCKING LOVE FRUIT CAKE! I'D KILL MY OWN MOTHER FOR A WONDERFUL, MAGICAL, DELICIOUS PIECE OF FRUIT CAKE!
A simple yes would of done it.
I'm a detailed man

 

by boinky33
2-16-03
User #12674
I guess you could say that I'm an adventurous guy. You know, I like sky diving and all that stuff. I'm also quite the romantic. Walks on the beach, writing poems. I think I'm a pretty average guy.
But I do enjoy the occasional ear fuck.

 

by boinky33
2-16-03
............
I'm pretty fucking sexy.

 

by boinky33
2-17-03
Say something.
boooooooooooooooooooner!

 

by boinky33
2-20-03
What's in your wallet?

 

by boinky33
2-20-03
Dude, you're getting a Dell.

 

by boinky33
2-20-03
Bet ya can't eat just one.

 

by boinky33
2-20-03
PULL!
WEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
BANG!

 

by boinky33
2-21-03
I often masturbate to pictures of you.

 

by boinky33
2-28-03
This is Jimmy
He is an idiot
The End

 

by boinky33
3-01-03
Goodbye, Mr. Rogers.
We'll miss you.
Oh ya. We had to cut off the show's budget so we can't afford to clothe King Friday.
So cold.

 

by boinky33
3-01-03
What do you want?
Nothing really.

 

by boinky33
3-01-03
Give me props.
Okay.
Yo, that's not what I meant, dawg.
What? You rather I turn into the rocket?

 

by boinky33
3-11-03
If you do drugs, a big gorilla will beat up your grandma
Harmless?

 

by boinky33
3-11-03
What a beautiful day outside. I think I'll stay in and surf the web.
Hey, look. 700 comics. I must be so popular on SC.
Private Message: We all hate you.
It's at times like this where death would come as a friend to me.

 

by boinky33
3-14-03
I went to lunch for a burger and some freedom fries.
When I went home, I was still hungry, so I maked some freedom toast.
My wife then dressed up in that freedom maid's outfit I like.
We must of freedom kissed for 6 hours.
But the best part was with the freedom tickler.
......What the fuck's wrong with this country?

 

by boinky33
3-15-03
????

 

by boinky33
3-15-03
One day, absolutely nothing happened to somebody.
*cough*

 

by boinky33
3-15-03
Then he swallowed it right in front of us.
EW! THAT'S TOTALLY SICK!
Pass the shit, dear.

 

by boinky33
3-15-03

 

by boinky33
3-15-03
I wonder what this black outline feels like.
...............
Oooh, so smooth.

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