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GO TO HELL!
maaaaaaan
by xxausrottenxx, 3-05-06

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-27-06
out of the way chicken, i got a war to win.
is that supposed to be a jew joke?

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-27-06
dad, this holy ghost character is really cramping my style!
style?
you're as stiff as a board!
haha!

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-27-06
everything the light touches, that is your kingdom
wow, really?
yeah, just reach out and see for yourself
say "cuz you're already one step ahead" and ill kill you

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-27-06
now listen, me and uncle bernie are going fishing this weekend
And you're staying with Satan, so dont mess anything up

 

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave
by xxausrottenxx, 6-16-06

 

i need to think of the most original name for a website wherein you can create comic strips.
by xxausrottenxx, 6-16-06

 

by xxausrottenxx
6-20-06

 

by xxausrottenxx
6-23-06
Hey, your mom is at the door
Oh shit, dont answer the door
why not?
It's just been really awkward since i tapped her ass.

 

by xxausrottenxx
6-23-06
secret door?
yes, it's all in this letter
where did you learn how to read?
eh, some time after i was done tapping my mom's ass.

 

by xxausrottenxx
6-26-06
So I says, that's no horse, that's my wife!
..and if you'll believe it he KEPT ON fucking her

 

Victor, new to cradle robbing, ran out of space in his garage to store the babies.
by xxausrottenxx, 6-28-06

 

by xxausrottenxx
6-29-06
Where's the horse you rode in on?
fuck him
bitch owes me 20 bucks.

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-17-06
I really wonder
why do you harm yourself?
whats on
the discovery channel right now
because i fucking HATE steve corwin

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-17-06
thursday nights are great
it's garbage day
and real sex is on HBO
eh, i figure kill two birds with one stone?
i like it!

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-17-06
on saturday we all enjoy a manwich or two
this loose meat sandwich is fantastic!
with a side of egg salad
and on sunday we all enjoy a toilet seat or two
man my ass feels fantastic!

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-07-06
well, I work in a chinese restaurant..
NEXT!!!!

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-25-06
hey, you're the president. that bush guy
why yes brother I am
why did you give so little support to the Katrina effort?
you know what's funny
if you look at louisiana at the right angle, it looks like a little boot. it's fantastic!

 

by xxausrottenxx
11-22-06
I just came back from the doctors and they said I have AIDS
lucky!

 

supercalifragilisticexplialidocious
by xxausrottenxx, 11-27-06

 

Hey there donkey! Donkeys, sometimes known as 'asses' heh heh, are domesticated animals of the horse family. Click here to learn more!
ah jesus
by xxausrottenxx, 11-29-06

 

The jig was up
Jesus? But you were supposed to be dead?!
by xxausrottenxx, 12-24-06

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-24-06
I got a joke for you
I have a retarded son that's entering the fourth grade, which is proof!
What was that?
Proof natural selection hasn't been doing its job.

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-03-07
This new years I'm going to get off of this stool
*12:00*

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-03-07
okay honey, open your eyes
Surprise!
sigh

 

The jokes gonna be on them when they find out my mom ISNT so fat
by xxausrottenxx, 1-06-07

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-09-07
touch me.
eh..

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-09-07
There is nothing more unfunny than writing a paper
stay tuned for more Mad TV
I stand corrected

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-09-07
writing a paper huh?
yes sir.
Yeah, well I dont have any sideburns.
huh?
yeah...
well, good luck with that..

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-09-07
there's nothing more relaxing than writing on the beach
It's so rejuvenating writing in the middle of the forest
And there's nothing more satisfying than whackin it to lesbian porn in the company basement.

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-15-07
TO ARMS!!
AGH!

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-15-07
Step into my office
We're IN your office
Well, squeeze yourself into one of those boxes
I can't, sir
If you were a hamster, you would
very good, sir.

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-15-07
Welcome to Hell.
I didn't think animals participated in the afterlife, I didn't think I had a soul.
Well you were wrong, bucko
ah crap
Well fuck it then, which way to the nearest KFC, I'm starving!

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-06-07
hey computer, what the hell's a cylon
uh, what am I, a nerd?

 

TOBOR HATE LEFTOVERS!
by xxausrottenxx, 4-08-07

 
by xxausrottenxx, 4-30-07

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-30-07
you're under arrest!
for what?
oh shit sorry, freudian slip
are you hitting on me?

 

Since MAD magazine was sold to a company in Japan, things have never really been the same.
sigh..
by xxausrottenxx, 5-01-07

 

Nice try Gary but there's a strict no mustache rule in the office
damn
by xxausrottenxx, 5-09-07

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-09-07
Yum-yum! Boy, that sure was good Kool-Aid I got from those kids with the sidewalk Kool-Aid stand, and---URRKKK!!! BRAINS!!! BRAAAAIIINNSSS!!!
OH MY GOD!!! THE KOOL-AID THOSE CHILDREN ARE SELLING IS TURNING EVERYONE WHO DRANK IT INTO FLESH-EATING ZOMBIES!!!
I see something ID like to eat
the jokes on her, that was a sexual reference

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-20-07

 

by xxausrottenxx
6-15-07
Theres a new Fantastic Four movie coming out.
I just took a poop and didn't flush.

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-08-07
Hi, I'm a Mac
and I'm a PC!
did you just fart?

 

So, do you have a boyfriend?
by xxausrottenxx, 7-08-07

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-10-07
Doctors say participating in a stripcreator comic competition can do horrible things to your body and mind.
We now go to local correspondant Miranda Vera Cruz de la Hoya Cardinal who has all the details. Miranda?
Alright.. and now sports!

 

by xxausrottenxx
7-22-07
Hello Gary, do you remember me?
NEXT!
its my hair, isn't it?

 

our government is self-sufficient!
yeehaw!
by xxausrottenxx, 7-24-07

 

by xxausrottenxx
11-04-07
Last night I met a girl with "cold feet"
I ended up having to rape her.
Her feet were fine though, she was wearing socks the whole time.

 

by xxausrottenxx
11-13-07
This is an FTC, where you supply the first panel. There is another contest called the BTC where the winner provides the last panel.
Messing that up is like taking a fresh crap all over your owners new Persian rug.
and people think I'm the dog...

 

And the award for the accomplishment least likely to increase sex with woman goes to xxausrottenxx for making 700 comics!
by xxausrottenxx, 11-15-07

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