All comics by xxxenon

 

by xxxenon
5-22-06
The Hill outside of Jerusalam where Jesus was said to be Crucified is alive with the sound Of Trumpets.
As we stand at the crossroads and look we ask for the Ancient Paths.
Place Of The Skull
Holy Mustard Seeds !
I'm Back !

 

by xxxenon
6-06-06
River
The Curse has been lifted and the healing of the Nations has begun.
Hey Lady ! Do you have a Light ?
Pheonix
Who in the Lamb Of God are you ?
I should be asking you that very same question.Why are you practicing Magic Arts ?
Sun
I am casting a Love Spell on the most powerful day. 6-6-2006.
I got kicked off Sidewalk 666 for loitering and as a Omen would have it was escorted here just in time to hear the Words Of The Prophecy.

 

by xxxenon
6-09-06
Can you believe out of all the colors to choose from we got stuck wearing bright yellow Posing Trunks?
I am not a cryptographer but,I think we are being used for a Government Project.
This was suppose to be a Christian Expidition to the Holy Land.
Ya ! instead we look like 2 alien fags in search of The Holy Grail.
The last thing I remember before we went to bed was drinking a Fruity Flavored Dessert.
How do you like the Grapes ?

 

by xxxenon
6-14-07
Sister Ann ! It was brought to my attention that there has been a internet crime complaint filed against you.In regard to your conduct at the Parents and Childrens Convention.
I thought the organic nature of the documentary was a success.
If you think sparking up a doobie before your acceptance speech was a natural act of goodwill then you are sadly mistaken.
Abe ! For your information it was not a doobie it was a blunt.America needs a wake up call.Internet dating sites are sexually explicit and should be a parents main concern.
What was Pimp Daddy Rap Gang doing in the mix?
I chose my online supplier.You know the one who ratted out his affiliates for a recording contract.

 

by xxxenon
6-14-07
James Ford Seale and Charles Marcus Edwards
Hey why dont you say we go kill us a couple of teenage black hitchhikers and throw them in the river.
The Civil Rights movement will take at least another 43 years for justice to be served.
Immunity
Ya,while the Presidency is Pussy Footing around we can get away with murder.
Do you promise not to make a ''Deal With The Devil''?
The Forgotten Files FBI
Do I look like a River Rat?
Yes! Forget about it.

 

by xxxenon
6-14-07
Sister Ann! I joined a Book Club.
Thats Great ! 28.
The Presidential Betrayal of the Civil Rights Act 1964 is a Victory in 2007.
There is a famous quote I read today by Earl Ofari Hutchinson''An important lesson is that crimes of the past should not and must not be forgotten,and that justice can be attained...
...If enough people are willing to work and fight for it.''
Let's Thank the President !

 

by xxxenon
6-15-07
Thank you Mr. President for granting my immunity.
Dont thank me thank the Lord.
How does a ''Admitted Liar'' hang in the court of law?
Well by the looks of it we are still standing.
As for the hanging of Christ the Klansman had nothing to do with that.

 

by xxxenon
6-15-07
It's a Good thing this grave site falls under the Federal Bureau of Investigations Jurisdiction.
The only way to get some security around here is to blow the whistle on yourself.A Imposter is out there lurking in the shadows and IS CLIMBING UP THE RANKS .99.5%%
Maybe I will die for my Country !

 

by xxxenon
6-15-07
Tooms ! This is a high profile case are you sure your ready to handle it ?
Give me a cold case file and I will give you a conviction.Look at me do these not look like the eyes of a worthy opponent.
You have not practiced law since the time you were disbarred from the School falculty for advocating porn to your Students.
That is a misrepresentation of the Truth.I was just setting the stage for ''Sunset Tan'' to premiere and for the ''Simple Life'' to pageant a elaborate spectacle of Child Exploitation.
Disappearance Act 1
Where were you on the night of ... ?
Well I will tell you this I was not having dinner in a Hotel restaurant while my children were left a alone ! You want some of This!!!

 

by xxxenon
6-16-07
What do you think this is Vaudeville Theatre?
Precisely !
Magnetic Rock
The Lodestone is conjuring up the spirits of my fellow classmates.The Allumni wants my biographical Information for a up to date directory.
What a Farce !
My logistics has nothing to do with my ability.
Entertain this thought for a moment.Picture your self as a decoy someone who distracts the audience from a bad act.What do you see?

 

by xxxenon
6-16-07
Holy Yo-Yo ! I asked for the tempests to cause rain and snow but,this is the biggest Hail Stone I have ever seen.
Heliopolis!
I thought you might need a magnetic compass for Navigation.
I love my Job !

 

by xxxenon
6-17-07
So this is the tomb where Jesus is said to be buried.I wonder if I can camp out here for the night ?
As Far as I'm concerned this is public property.
Jesus! What about the no trespassing sign ?
Where is it written in stone that these walls should be sealed ?
Open Sesami ! Where is that little Troll ?
Give me a shot of Vermouth and I'll spill the blood !

 

by xxxenon
6-17-07
Meanwhile...back at the cave
So this is the cave where the thieves hid their treasure.
It looks like someone already looted the place.
Baba is a Persian word meaning ''Dad''
They said I would find you here.

 

by xxxenon
6-17-07
This must be the place ! I was told a Oil Merchant would be here to greet me.
That would be me !
I may be a old timer but, your a Gnome your no Oil Merchant.
Baba Black Sheep have you any wool ? Yes Sir ! Yes Sir ! three bags full.
Ya Yo ! I'm the House Keeper whats in the bag ?
A appreciation for the finer things in Life !

 

by xxxenon
6-17-07
I stumbled over a rock and saw Big Frank !
Ya ! I switched the vermouth with a shot of espresso and he came clean.
A Enema Cleanse Holy Shit !!!
Ya ! sometimes you just gotta crack that whip.
Did he cry !
He Cried No Food For Africa Butt We Got Coffee Beans For Starbucks !

 

by xxxenon
6-17-07
Blogging Stocks for the International Market is a Blood Sport 1.
What I would do for some home made Baked Beans.
Open Barley !

 

by xxxenon
6-17-07
Meanwhile...back at the graveyard
Woops ! I think I gave Tooms too much of that Green Barley Potion.
He hasn't been this lucid since the time he took Hallucinogenic Mushrooms.
What did you say was in this Kykeon Drink ?
Barley,Water and Pennyroyal.
Yep ! I can definately taste the mint extract.

 

by xxxenon
6-17-07
Tooms ! Promise me you wont try to make this cocktail at home too much of this mixture can be toxic.
I Promise !
I want you to gargle with it,but dont swallow it.
Mouthwash !
This stuff will kill you !
Thanks for the Warning !

 

by xxxenon
6-17-07
Are you having a visionary expierence ?
I feel like I just got hit over the head with a Pomogranite.
I take it you read the ancient myth ''The Homeric Hymn To Demeter.''
Yes ! Demeter was griefstricken by the abduction of her daughter Persephone by Hades God Of The Underworld.
So what do you think of this psychedelic brew ?
Let's take a Shamanic Journey into the Underworld.

 

by xxxenon
6-17-07
I'm Here for the annual celebration of the Fertility Cult.
I must of missed the festivities.
Sharkman ! Dust these glasses for fingerprints.
Yes Sir !

 

by xxxenon
6-20-07
Beam Out ! How do you spell Imposter ?
The last time I checked this electronic gadget it was I-M-P-OS-T-E-R
Someone stole my identity and is wreaking havoc on a dating website.
What a condescending act of terrorism.
Yes ! Shall I call internal affairs ?
File a internet crime report and if that doesn't work I suggest get a Gun

 

by xxxenon
6-20-07
Gun !
G-U-N
I already know how to spell it !
You spelt Homeric wrong.
Travesty Head Stone
Well I guess I will never be a ordained Priestess !
Remember A Rough Draft Is Never Written In Stone.

 

by xxxenon
6-21-07
I do believe in the Devine Right Of Kings.
One of the most famous rough drafts was the Declaration Of Independence written by Thomas Jefferson as presented to Benjamin Franklin.
Holy Bible ! I especially like the King James Version.

 

by xxxenon
6-22-07
There is a foul odor in this room.Is that odor coming from your feet ?
Officer ! My feet are clean.
Why does it smell like a sweaty gym locker room in here ?
I scrub my feet after every dance with anti-bacterial cleanser.I wash my tap shoes every night with Bleach.I also use foot Deodorant.
Who filed this phony report ?
Why dont you ask the stiff.He might give you a whiff.

 

by xxxenon
6-22-07
Another Jane Doe ! The morgue full of unclaimed bodies.
They say fame is when everybody knows your name.
Ya ! Poor Jane...she was just trying to return a lost credit card to the Sheriffs Department and she got gunned down in the process.
Was it a drive by shooting ?
Ya it was a case of mistaken Identity. Say where did you lose your respect ?
Face down on the pavement near Pump 19

 

by xxxenon
6-22-07
Thanks for the Helping Hand !
Gossip
What is upstairs ?
The Vip lounge and the girls locker room.
What goes on in there ?
You know the famous nursery ryme.Smell my feet ! Smell my feet ! Give you something good to Eat !

 

by xxxenon
6-22-07
How Do You Feel ?
Alot better now that those nasty ass couches have been replaced.
Scenery
Ya ! We changed the color sceme and added a few plants to liven up the place.
A Subliminal Message
We are looking out for you around here.
The Sweet Smell Of Success !

 

by xxxenon
6-22-07
Is there a favorite House Girl in this Club ?
What is a House Girl ?
A house girl is someone management directs the customer towards to help her make money.
Honestly ! Captain I dont know her name.
The Price Of Fame
But..I guarantee she knows yours !
Captain ! Are those Red Sox your wearing?

 

by xxxenon
6-22-07
Mr. President ! I opened up these windows to air the Dirty Laundry !
Abe ! Is that a Rap Concert I hear in the Background ?
No ! Thats just in your head.You always hear things when you forget your Gun.
That Just triggered a Idea !
Who do you want to produce it ?
I wonder What DJ Jazzy Jeff is doing these days ?

 

by xxxenon
6-22-07
Meanwhile...back at the castle.
King James Of Scotland and England loved Literature.Macbeth was written especially for his Highness !
I Love The Authorised Version.
Pretext ! Beware of your neighbor.

 

by xxxenon
6-22-07
King James Charles Stuart was the founding Monarch of the United States.
Virginia,Massachusettes,Nova Scotia Latin For ''New Scotland.''
I take a bow to the Colonies.
In Fact ! I will take my hat off for that !

 

by xxxenon
6-28-07
Do you want to go shoot some bows and arrows ?
I would rather challenge you to a Sword Fight !
Do not mistake my kindness for weakness.
Since when is sticking a Black Knight in the back with his own arrow a act of kindness ?
I was just trying to make a Peace Treaty.
Ya ! at my own Expense.

 

by xxxenon
6-28-07
The Luminary has just arrived.Do you Have the Booster Shot ready ?
Ready to be aimed and fired.
The Lovelorn World will now be set Free.
What the Hell is in this syringe ?
Dont ask !
Ya ! They'll never know whats in it.We will just call it Unmerited Devine Assistance.

 

by xxxenon
6-29-07
Jesus !
God !
I may have given you a potent lethal injection meant for the commoners.
OH ! Your going to hang for this.Whats For Supper ?
Why are you asking me your the Plenipotentiary around here !
In that case a Porterhouse and a glass of the Vaticans finest vintage wine.Say God I could trim those eyebrows for you they are looking a little Bushy.

 

by xxxenon
7-01-07
Jesus ! Where are you going ?
I am going on a Extravehicular Mission to Planet Earth.
What about the Handmaidens I personally selected for our Enjoyment ?
They'll still be here when I get back.There is a Beautiful Harlet waiting to pick me up at the Airport.
Was She handpicked by the Court Of Magistrate ?
Is there any other way ?

 

by xxxenon
7-01-07
I think I will go watch the Royals Rock-It at Wembley Stadium.
The Unathorized Version is Entertaining !
God ! He is not influenced by Political Party Bias.

 

by xxxenon
7-01-07
Latest Breaking News
A Exceptional Menorah has been seen floating above the Whitehouse !
We are waiting patiently for the Messiah to give a Oration !
Other Top Stories : Heidi Fleiss Hollywood's Ex Madam is opening Laundromat and Legal Brothel !

 

by xxxenon
7-01-07
Meanwhile back at the farm.
Rosh Hashanah !
I wonder how King Richard The Lion Heart would feel if he was alive Today !
He always did love A Stud Farm !

 

by xxxenon
7-01-07
What do you do after work?Do you want to go to Breakfast ?
Thanks for the tempting offer but, thou shall not leave the bar with a grubby scoundral like yourself.
Can you imagine while I am scrubbing bubbles and washing dirty laundry in the sink some fool thinks I'm going to have sex with him.
What is your Favorite Bible Passage ?
''Better a poor man whose walk is blameless than a fool whose lips are perverse.''

 

by xxxenon
7-02-07
A Proverb is eloquently spoken.
What is your favorite Bible Passage ?
''He who loves pleasure will be poor:He who loves wine and oil will never be rich.''
But that is what makes our Nation Economically Sound !
I'm just Quoting what I read in the Bible !
Why are you wearing rubber gloves and a chicken chastity belt ?

 

by xxxenon
7-02-07
The Messiah has decended upon the Whitehouse.
Word is in that the Sovereign Lord is sitting on the Throne taking a Royal Shit !
Jesus ! What is Royal Law according to Scriptures ?
Greetings ! Isaiah ''The Fall Of Babylon'' 47 and a whole bag of Figs will give you the Orgasm Your Looking For !

 

by xxxenon
7-16-07
Jesus! What are your thoughts on sharing a cloak with a begger ?
Is this question off the record ?
Yes ! it is between you and the Roman Catholic Church.
In that case let me call my Lawyer to add another 6 million to the 660 million dollar payout to the victoms of the Nations most publisized Sex Scandel.
Jesus ! I detect a bit of anger in your voice.
Saint Martin is buried in the cemetery of the poor.He is the Patron Saint Of Soldiers.If the State Capital does not have metal detectors how can we Trust ?

 

by xxxenon
7-16-07
Yes! You must be talking about the unidentified man yielding a gun at the State Capital declaring ''I am the Emperor and I'm here to take over State Government.''
The Ceremonial Unit I serve is one of Protection and Honor.
Jesus ! I might not have official recognition but, that should not prevent me from becoming a Full Fledged Saint.
You are Venerated !
What do you think that man was doing at the State Capital ?
He was proving a point.There are no metal detectors and he got past security.He did not fire his gun yet 4 shots were heard.His Life was a Threat !

 

by xxxenon
7-16-07
In the name of the most powerful God Saint Martin I bring to you Burnt Offerings.
Grain Offerings.
Drink Offerings.

 

by xxxenon
7-17-07
Saint Martin Of Tours was born to Pagan Parents.
They were ''Country Dwellers.''
Who said Pagans are Heathens ? Oh Ya ! it was the Roman Catholic Church.
If they told you that I carry a Pitchfork would you believe them ?

 

by xxxenon
7-18-07
Miss Page ! What is your cell phone #@
Captain ! You know I cannot divulge such information.
The City wants it for our records !
Like a tracking device so you can keep tabs on what is going on in the city.That means you will have all my call logs and I will have no privacy.
Exactly ! You will be Precinct Protected !
OK ! You Got My Number.

 

by xxxenon
7-18-07
So she got a personalized license plate for protection.It sure does stand out and the color is like Lifeblood.
It seems to me she has nothing to hide.She is basically saying her life is a open Book !
Miss Page ! Where Did you get your Street Smarts ?
Gee ! Thanks Captain I feel safe when I see your Patrol Car outside my apartment.

 

by xxxenon
7-18-07
We already did a Probation Search and know where she keeps everything.
She Lives on Public Property !
We got the Keys !

 

by xxxenon
7-18-07
Mother ! The Law Offices have been exposed due to a slip of the tongue.
Exposed ! Are you talking about the N-Word ?
The N-Word is plastered over every Rap channel bombarding our ear wave !
We are all suffering from Oppression ! We dont have time for this Treatise !
Ma ! Your so Old School.
That sure was a generous donation of 7 million to Roger William University to expand the Liberal Arts college for all Races !

 

by xxxenon
7-18-07
MoMA
Yes ! Not to mention the R-Word who donated 100 million to New York's Museum Of Modern Art.
Chairman Emeritus Board Of Trustees Endowment was a pledge towards our Intellectual Future !
The Trials and Tribulations of Washington sure make Good Headlines.
Art is a science !
Ma ! Where are you going ?
Rockefeller Center !

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