All comics by bencomic

 

by bencomic
1-08-08
it's better to be hyper and fairly happy than to feel unloved and fairly crappy
unless you're a masochist
and I think I am, a bit
I don't like physical pain, but I like having a reason to be sad

 

by bencomic
1-09-08
oh yeah, and hi #pooproad>:(
how ya doin'?
hope you're still churning out the somewhat less than flattering cameo games
although it might be a bit hard to find new material now
since, well, instead of an entire community to share stories of "oh, nima did this" and "lol nima did that", as well as an entire forum just waiting for me to post stupid stuff on
you're now reduced to spying on a network I helped found. (And, if it was my network alone, I'd have glined you before you could say "oops". But it's not my decision)

 

by bencomic
1-09-08
jeez, can't you, you know, find something better to do with your spare time?
I'm sure bashing me must be wearing a little thin now
especially because you've got what you wanted, I've left DMZX and Espernet
anyway
having said my piece, I'm gonna bore you now by NOT talking about FF8. Or the MZX community

 

by bencomic
1-10-08
I think it's quite obvious why I prefer #dunno to here, judging by the sort of chat going on here right now, or lack thereof
matt well
i'd rather talk about, whatever the hell this is
than give INTERNET HUGS every few seconds
Well, that's your personal preference
i thought it was mr_alert's personal preference

 

by bencomic
1-10-08
I would have thought bashing me would be getting a little old now, seeing that I'VE LEFT GODDAMNIT, THE ONLY TRACES OF ME THAT REMAIN ARE MY PRESENCE IN KOMMENT GAMES AND MY ENTERING THE DAY OF ZEUX
can't you
you know
leave me alone?
but we don't want to
i'm sorry, but we can't do that

 

by bencomic
1-10-08
Zamros was spying on me.
Zamros is the Representative of Poop Road
nima, we've invested a great deal of money in this project and we can't allow it to fail.
NIHILISTMATT
THE MAN
THE LEGEND

 

by bencomic
1-10-08
nima just up and left the community
how are we going to contact nima
We Can't. the only feasible way is a spy
yes. we must contact nihilistmatt, by spying on him, with undercover agent zamros. we will pay him most handsomely.
GO, ZAMROS

 

by bencomic
1-10-08
you've never really declared a clause of seperation from us
I separate from you then.
Even if that means never DoZing ever again.
now get the fuck out of my LIFE
* NiMa has left #pooproad>:( (Leaving)
"leave me to wallow in my retarded internet circle-jerk with cool dudes like johnk and insidious"

 

by bencomic
1-10-08
* Old-Sckool has joined #mzx
oh yea! skippin school
dismissal is in, like, a half hour for most schools.
did you skip last period
or did you just wake up
it's like in 40 mins for my schol, plus a 40 bus ride home
ANSWER ME MOTHERFUCKER

 

by bencomic
1-10-08
dentist appointment
You didn't answer me. i want answers
he Can't wait to crack skulls
I skipped half the day
half the day, eh? mzxgiant, what do YOU think about skipping half the day
he's blueballin' me here chief

 

by bencomic
1-10-08
i donno, i don't think i buy his shit is all
it's like i put my ass on the line every goddamn day, you motherfucker
you're lying to me and you know it, that's what gets to me. what do you know! i make and break shit every day.
and... that's all i have to say... about that.
how was your dentist appointment

 

by bencomic
1-10-08
First one
it was your first dentist appointment ever?
yea
awesome
they liked my teeth

 

by bencomic
1-13-08
man, my balls hurt
the.. balls of my feet.. my .. foot balls..
jeez.
jeez, guyh.

 

by bencomic
1-13-08
the snupin channel thinks i'm from australia for.. some reason...
oh god, quick, somebody name some slash pairings
Spock/Kirk
god damn you
Buster/Plucky... Chris Redfield/Leon Kennedy
Hanson/Hanson/Hanson/Hansen

 

by bencomic
1-14-08
Victor_Antonio has joined
Some people say I got a problem with faggots.
Victor, my best friend
World Peace Through Killing Fags www.havethisbook.com very interesting FREE non-fiction, enjoy, ad-free, fag-free, non-profit, not religious, newly updated!
good, not religious
thats what i've always wanted! thanks, marijuana
homosexuality is an abomination before man, not God

 

by bencomic
1-14-08
there's only one straightness, embrace it, fags need to die for world peace
http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/images/wb1-thumb.jpg is this you
one love
one voice
one heart
yours truly :]

 

by bencomic
1-14-08
i posit that there are two loves: platonic, and non-platonic. Discuss.
ive been to the west coast and back to san antonio on fagbashing trips about two or three times since 2002
i just recently got back frmo a central states anti-gay trip
crank, what of Fraternal love
pff
tx, ok, kn, io, mn, ws, ill, mo, took over six hundred pics of me beatin on fags :]

 

by bencomic
1-14-08
i walk until somebody straight picks me up. i dont stick my thumb out, i can count on it
is this guy a bot
is this guy like, "GET YOUR FRIENDS! THIS IRC BOT LOGS YOUR IDIOT FRIENDS AND SEES HOW THEY ACT"
robots dont walk
more like a self-programmed homo-hating machine
agree

 

by bencomic
1-14-08
fags are disgusting
it's pretty funny that i'm here smoking pole and mr. anti-gay is just here talking to me
my mission is to kill all gays
i mean, i'd think of someone like you as more apathetic re: straight v. gay, much like myself.....
anti-gay violence only leads to more anti-gay violence, which is my goal
if there were no gays we wouldn't have great movies like the birdcage

 

by bencomic
1-14-08
straightness is divine
well peace always leads to more peace
if there were no gays... there would be no The Importance of Being Earnest
or Three's Company
do you want the future Oscar Wilde to be out of business just because you want to see fewer homosexuals around you?
i think we could all do without oscar wilde

 

by bencomic
1-14-08
i want to put everyone out of business. start the gift-economy. systematically execute all homosexuals
oh lord he's a communist
so what, everyone just sits around all the time
all i have to call it is freedom. never been tried before
it's been tried before. Fourier Phalanxes, Hippie Communes, fucking... Thoreau got sick of it after a year and a half
there's no government like no government! we can govern ourselves

 

by bencomic
1-14-08
yeah okay let's all give people a thing
don't mind crank, he's a libertarian
im not a hippie. hippies are lazy. im a long distance walker, damnit
i'm not calling YOU a hippy
i am
i knew someone was

 

by bencomic
1-14-08
i'm just saying that hippies tried it, as well as several intellectuals during the 18th and 19th centuries. it's not a new or fresh idea
the hippies didnt have the internet. its not that my ideas are new, just my delivery method
oh, no, nothing can happen without the internet! there was no mass media at ALL before 1995
with todays technology just sit back and watch one person make a global difference. all gays will be slaughtered by 2032 as part of my Final Solution
who? has one person ever made a significant global change through JUST the internet?
yes. petitiononline.com

 

by bencomic
1-14-08
anythins possible and you have to start somewhere. my anti-queer journey started six years ago.
marijuana sure has made a difference in my life
and i have had much success. just read my guestbook if you doubt my reaction. :]
oh, your guestbook, great, where is it
http://users3.smartgb.com/g/g.php?a=s&i=g31-04692-b8
Email: juggalo4life118@yahoo.com. I met you outside the Exon on Bandera and Bruan. Your story is an amazing one that I will be sure to follow for as long as i can. Good luck

 

by bencomic
1-14-08
juggalos are nothing but trouble
so wait, you're saying that you're one person making change in the world using the intrenet, and you cite this by showing me a guestbook full of posts from 14 year olds you met at the Exxon
that is change
umm, there's like over 150 entries, you pick out one. every little bit helps, i guess
as long as you just dont do nothing for the war on homos
i make money... if that counts

 

by bencomic
1-14-08
http://www.havethisbook.com/notefromthehomos.htm
Note From The Homos, Everyone's Workin' Against You
he's got a point.. gay people ARE my slaves..
wouldn't you rather be straight than gay?
you can't be both
i'm straight BECAUSE i am gay

 

by bencomic
1-14-08
being pure is one step closer to being straight. the less fag you have the less you have to worry about. there's something wrong with so-called homosexual "love."
except for what you say in this letter, that straight people are subservient to others
that's not freedom..
why do we want to be attracted to members of the same gender?
are you a slave to the fag illusion?

 

by bencomic
1-14-08
you don't need the computer you're on right now, why are you even on IRC
i would rather be free of needing my next fix of a faggot dick
"Straightness is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done."
-juggaloluvr420@yahoo.com
zamros, let's spit on straight people
ok

 

by bencomic
1-14-08
well, thanks for talking to me and not kicking me, i'm just going down the list, getting banned from all the servers so i wont be distracted by IRC and ill go out and walk and tell people my story
w..what
gotta world to save from faggots, peace to you all. oh yeah, i'm collecting opinions, so be sure and express yours on my guestbook, for or against
that would be a distraction
i haven't posted on a guestbook since like 1997

 

by bencomic
1-14-08
you've convinced me to throw my computer out, because i dont need it
its for a good cause
what cause
if your cause is "be a socialist" then i disagree
systematic execution of all fags and semi-fags
that's a really, really abstract concept, do you realize that

 

by bencomic
1-14-08
or, you could just ignore my stuff and prove me right
i win either way, and filthy queers lose
my name aint victor for nothing. :P. peace
* Victor_Antonio has left #idiots-club

 

by bencomic
1-14-08
okay, you know what you have to do
make bencomics....
bencomic
i know......

 

by bencomic
1-14-08
my niece took a shit in her diaper and then took the shit and spread it all over the doors
why the fuck would she do that
she's an idiot? how old is she
12
12 years old
i don't know, like 2 or 3

 

by bencomic
1-14-08
sounds like she's an idiot, yeah. you may want to have her put down
my god, jesus
just rub her nose in it
the worst is she spread it all over this door that's like.. i don't know, it's like blinds i guess? it's wooden and there's a bunch of slits in it. that's going to be impossible to clean
she just misinterpreted the passover myth, that's all
she was trying to protect your firstborn

 

by bencomic
1-15-08
jesus fuck, why can't we just have a MZX channel about MZX
without any of these goddamn ZZTers
right now, the only actual MZX discussion channel I know has 1 user in it, and that's me.

 

by bencomic
1-15-08
i heard "tingle's rosy rupeeland" isn't being released in america, because tingle, gay, we hate tingle here in america, ain't no gays in the south. is this true...
i dunno, i'm not from AMERICA.
"A" stands for Atrocities comitted against man
"M" stands for Massacres comitted against man. "E" stands for Ewww! America is terrible
"R" stands for Ruthlessness comitted against man. "I" stands for I Hate America
"C" stands for Committed is spelled like this. "A" stands for America, worst country

 

by bencomic
1-15-08
Note: I dont know what spears' character is and Belsambar is down, so that's spears_dracona, ok? Ok.
SPEARSY!!! *Matt[G] hug
MATT!!! *Spears_Dracona hugs
spearsy!!! *Insidious hugs
Insidious!!! *Spears_Dracona hugs
guitar zero

 

by bencomic
1-16-08
i wonder what would happen if i put one of these super strong magnets under my balls and the other one on top of them
Lets find out
well, that hurts a lot less than i thought it was gonna
i could keep these here all day
actually ow

 

by bencomic
1-16-08
#mzx is very dead I need some action here
we need to get this kid laid
and I didn't mean /sexual/ action
I'm a christian therefore I have to wait until I'm married
and no argument
booorrrinnggg

 

by bencomic
1-16-08
can I have op stats? I won't abuse them i promise
we don't allow christians to have ops in here
arg. I think I heard that one before
you can have ops if you swear loyalty to satan before us and god
yeah
whatever

 

by bencomic
1-16-08
you have to say "daddy, satan, DADDY, SATAN!"
daddy, satan, DADDY, SATAN!
now pledge your alliegance to the lord satan and renounce god in all of his forms
i pledge alliegance to the lord satan, i renounce god in all of his forms. NOW GIVE ME OPS
oh man, now you're going to go to hell

 

by bencomic
1-16-08
why would we give ops to someone who gives up their faith so easily? we're all actually christians here
this was a test
i like how you won't fuck a girl before you marry her, but will renounce god and worship satan
I didn't really do that, and notice how I didn't capatalize God. therefore I could have been talking about any god
god knows that people have trouble talking on the internet, he knows what you meant
you didn't capitalize 'therefore' in that sentence, but it was still a sentence

 

by bencomic
1-16-08
Actually I only typed them I didn't actually mean them. and I asked God for forgiveness therefore i am right with God again
* jkpj13 is right with God
well
we don't allow christians to be ops

 

by bencomic
1-16-08
we're part of the Christian Brigade
can I join? ooh!
no! your faith is weak
are any of you gay/bi
i am. i am bi female
Can I pretty pretty please have ops with cherries oh top?

 

by bencomic
1-16-08
jkpj are you gay or bi
no I'm straight
have you ever had a homosexual experience
no
would you, if it was a really hot guy
probably not unless by force

 

by bencomic
1-16-08
what if a guy started giving you a blowjob and you liked it
no but I would have sex outside of marrage I guess if it was with the girl I was going to marry
what if she breaks up with you the next week? then god will hate you
ugh
you people are trivial
god will be like OMG

 

by bencomic
1-16-08
would you have sex with me
well what do you look like?
i linked a picture in here!
I'll look at the picture and tell you
thank you for first looking at the picture and then telling me
well yeah definantly, you're hot

 

by bencomic
1-16-08
i am not married to you! now you will burn
cut it out, stop making fun of me. I don't like it. how old are you?
i am 17, and very asian
you pretty
I KNOW THAT
your welcome

 

by bencomic
1-16-08
hey skullie remember when we had sex
zamros no!
you had sex with skullie? do you know eachother in person?
yeah we go way back
zamros is that the time i woke up in the bathtub with a huge slash across my stomach
we're like best friends

 

by bencomic
1-16-08
skullie: here's me jkpj13.box43.net/me.jpg it's an awful picture though
i can't look at pictures of boys my parents are here
hahahahahaha look at you
would you ahve sex with /me/? I'm 14
it's okay, i have a tiny asian vagina. i'm sure i can accomodate your tiny 14 year old cock
ok. 4", lol.

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