All comics by boinky33

 

by boinky33
3-16-03
LOOK AT ME!! I"M A NEWBIE!!!

 

by boinky33
3-16-03
Oh, the pain! The pain of it all!
UGH!
......
Nevermind.

 

by boinky33
3-16-03
Tuesday is coming.
I'm feeling fat and sassy.
HEAT VISION!
I AM THE QUEEN OF FRANCE!

 

by boinky33
3-25-03
boinky33, you win the award for being the laziest comic creator.
Oh, joy.

 

by boinky33
3-25-03
boinky33, you win the award for doing the same joke over and over again.
Oh, joy.

 

by boinky33
3-25-03
boinky33, you win a blow job.
Oh, joy.

 

by boinky33
3-26-03
How was you blind date, boinky?
Well, she is the most annoying person I ever met. She has a laugh that makes you want to kill her, she made fun of my clothes, and she likes the movie Glitter!
So, you gonna fuck her?
Yeah, probably.

 

by boinky33
3-27-03
That's it! I had enough of this! I'm tired of making such lowbrow comics! From this point forward, I will be making clean, decent comics!
But I'm still not taking the shampoo bottle out of my ass.

 

by boinky33
3-31-03
I am better than you.

 

by boinky33
4-01-03
APRIL FOOLS!

 

by boinky33
4-06-03
HEY, YOU CHINK!
HEY! HOW DARE YOU! DON'T CALL ME A CHINK!
'Cause I'm a gook.

 

by boinky33
4-13-03
[boinky33] [Artemis]
Kiss me!
* Artemis runs away
[boinky33] [BigEvilDan]
Don't resist moi!
* BigEvilDan gives boinky a kiss...
[boinky33] [BigEvilDan]
Thanks, but you have herpes.
Herpes of death!

 

by boinky33
4-13-03
[boinky33] [Artemis]
hey, artemis
yes?
[boinky33] [Artemis]
want to fuck?
ask boortie/ if he doesn't reply/ it means yes
[boinky33] [jools]
shut up. you're so immature.
* jools turns on "DEE COCK" mode on boinky.

 

by boinky33
4-13-03
[Artemis] [boinky33]
i thinks theres a new cliche just started up on the forums/ that laughing hick with the beer
he's sexy.
[boinky33]
I wanna sex him up.
ALL NIGHT LONG!
[Artemis] [jools]
yay, my minimized window flashes too
yay!

 

by boinky33
4-13-03
[Bargaintuan] [boinky33]
I have a screensaver....I have one that draws spheres, and one that fortells future
I have one of Louie Anderson screwing a gorilla
[boinky33]
There's sound effects, too:
"eek! eek!"/ "SERVAY SAYS!"
[Artemis] [boinky33]
Servay?
Fuck..............you

 

by boinky33
4-13-03
You have a very short attention span!
Hey, my attention span is-

 

by boinky33
4-13-03
[boinky33] [Artemis]
I have not seen you around lately!
Trillian is sort of ginchy
[boinky33]
hahahahah/ just kidding!/ Yes I have!
Last night while you were sleeping!/ I came in and combed your hair!/ you looked so peaceful!
[boinky33] [Artemis]
QUACK!

 

by boinky33
4-16-03
Why did the chicken cross the road?
You dumbass!
Thanks for the idea, not_Scyess!

 

by boinky33
4-16-03
You picked a newbie card: Proceed to type in all caps and make unfunny comics.
OMFG! LOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!111
You rolled a three: Go back 3 spaces and get man raped by Tobor.
You won: Receive sucky sucky.

 

by boinky33
4-16-03
not_Scyess, tell me what I need to make comics like you!
VIRGIN SACRIFICES!
....................
....................
And a little TLC...

 

by boinky33
4-16-03
You have a healthy baby boy: Collect 10 points.
He becomes to be a cute, polite, smart boy: Collect 20 points.
He grows up to be BeNN_MaKK: loose 60,000 points.
CHOP DEE COCK OFF!!

 

by boinky33
4-18-03
[Artemis] [boinky33]
what now, lil buddy?
lil buddy? You better not hit me with your hat.
[Artemis] [boinky33]
no/ I wouldnt dare
[Artemis] [boinky33]
*Artemis slaps boinky with his dildo
thanks, pal

 

by boinky33
4-23-03
Did I ever tell you about the time I stole the idea from dcomposed for whenever new characters were added?
Cold enough for ya?
Yeah, I think so.

 

by boinky33
4-23-03
Oh dear. My heater is broken.
Oh well. I'll be fine.
many minutes later......
F-f-f-f-fuck....

 

by boinky33
4-23-03
When are you going for brain surgery?
Later today.
I hope you will be all right.
I'll be fine. They have big machines that do it now.
Later......

 

by boinky33
4-24-03
Sept. 10
Sept. 11
Sept. 12

 

by boinky33
4-24-03
Thanks for visiting.
I can't believe you're in jail.
Yeah, well, those old ladies asked for it.
So, you anyone's bitch yet?
RAAAR!!!!
Would you believe me if I said no?

 

by boinky33
4-30-03
WORST THING TO HEAR FROM A DOCTOR
We don't need a blood test. We got some of yours when you took your urine test.
THINGS NOT TO SAY TO AN ASSASSIN
Can I call you Ass for short?
MOVIES YOU HOPE THEY'LL MAKE
RING RING!
LOL!

 

by boinky33
4-30-03
UNPOPULAR HOBBIES
HOBBIES FOR THE INVULNERABLE
MOVIES YOU HOPE THEY'LL MAKE

 

by boinky33
4-30-03
THINGS NOT TO SAY TO AN ASSASSIN
Kill me.
HOBBIES FOR THE INVULNERABLE
LET'S GO BOBBING FOR BEE HIVES!
LITTLE-KNOWN SECRETS ABOUT THE SC REGULARS
I'm really Colin Mochrie.

 

by boinky33
4-30-03
WORST THING TO HEAR FROM A DOCTOR
What the fuck is that?
MOVIES YOU HOPE THEY'LL MAKE
Kangaroo Jack .... IN SPACE!
THINGS NOT TO SAY TO AN ASSASSIN
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

by boinky33
5-02-03
Hey, I just saw X-men 2.
Oh?
..........
..........
JEAN GREY DIES!
AHH! YOU FUCKIN' SPOILER!

 

by boinky33
5-02-03
WORST THING TO HEAR FROM A DOCTOR
You got cancer.
MOVIES YOU HOPE THEY'LL MAKE
The Lizzie Maquire Movie!
REJECTED COMIC CONTEST IDEAS
Do something about Dadaism.

 

by boinky33
5-11-03
Hey, gang! Punkrockskayboy is planning to sodomize all of the country's goats. We must stop him!
Spankling: with the power of growing an erection of any length at will.
Kaufman: has the power of winning any Ron Jeremy look-a-like contest in the universe.
boorite: has the power of turning into a giant pencil.
boinky33: with the power of invisibility.
And........Wirthling......

 

by boinky33
5-11-03
I am the great punkrockskaboy. Bend over.
BAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
OH!!!! UG!!!! DAMN, YOU'RE TIGHT!
BAAA?
HALT!
Huh?

 

by boinky33
5-11-03
Oh no! SC-Men! Oh no!
Yes, we are here to stop you with our powers!
W-what is YOUR power?
Well....I'm a floating head.
Y-yeah, I know that, but what else can you do?
*weep*

 

by boinky33
5-11-03
Hey, nobody makes Wirthling weep! ERECTION POWER!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ow. My back.

 

by boinky33
5-11-03
Stop! For I am boinky33!
Ah! Who the fuck said that?
Me.
Me who?
boinky33.
Oh, good for you.

 

by boinky33
5-11-03
I'll destract him!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Ron Jeremy, I'm a big fan! I'm not a porn freak or anything, but-
GET HIM, BOORITE!
Juh?
AHHHH!!!!
HI-YA!

 

by boinky33
5-11-03
I'll use my freezing power!
Uh oh!
oops.
Ha! Don't worry, I'll help you get warmer!
AHHH!!!!
MU HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
5-11-03
That bastard! I must kill him!
Quick! Grab on to my erection!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!
WEEEE!!!!
WEEEE!!!!!!
Uh! Oooh, that's right! Smack me around, baby!

 

by boinky33
5-11-03
Hold still! I'll get him!
UGHG! YOU GOT ME!
Oh no! I'm so sorry, boinky! How does the cut look?
HOW SHOULD I KNOW!
Here, let me try to erase your wound.
No. It's too late for me....avenge my death....*dies*

 

by boinky33
5-11-03
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU BASTARD!
You rang?
TAKE THIS!
AHHH!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
5-11-03
BOORITE, NOOO! THIS IS ONLY A PG-13 RATING!
*stab!* *stab!* *stab!*
Okay, I'm pretty sure he's dead now!
*stab!* *stab!* *stab!*
Fine, I'll be in the car!
*stab!* *stab!* *stab!*

 

by boinky33
5-11-03
There, he is destroyed. Now we can go home and watch porno.
HORRAY!
Not so fast!
Oh no! It's punkrockskaboy's husband, Kajun Firefly. His power is to turn people into stone by flashing what is under his kilt.
We better leave.
I agree.

 

by boinky33
5-11-03
It's all over. I'm glad we got everything cleared up under 13 comics.
We have not cleared up one thing?
What's that, old chum?
Who's Ron Jeremy anyway?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!
That's our Kaufman!
THE END!

 

by boinky33
5-13-03
NOOOO!!!! DON'T EAT ME!
Okay.

 

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5-15-03

 

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5-15-03

 

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5-15-03

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