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by xxausrottenxx
11-16-07
That's what she said!

 

by xxausrottenxx
11-16-07
You know, looking back on life, if I could do it all over again, I wouldn't change a thing..
Children growing up on the stories and morals of my many comic book characters...
..and afterwards letting me rape them in the butt

 

The rule's two days, right?
by xxausrottenxx, 11-19-07

 

by xxausrottenxx
11-20-07
Hey man, what are you doin in my house?
Okay listen and listen good, theres a killer among us, we need some sort of weapon to defend ourselves
what?
..My god, my family, my dog, my grandparents! oh the tenacity of it all!... What am I gonna d...
Come on bra, I'm trying to enjoy my fish.

 

by xxausrottenxx
11-25-07
Hey man, I know shit's been crazy for both of us, and I just wanna apologize for being a dick.
Aw Jim, that means alot to me, thank you.
Gimme a hug, you son of a bitch!

 

by xxausrottenxx
11-25-07
Here we are hun, the grand canyon
Have you ever seen something this big and wide open?
Not since the pregnancy, dear...
I, uh..
Hiyoooo!

 

by xxausrottenxx
11-27-07
Can you explain what happened here, sir?
..
I'm terrible at goodbyes

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-09-07
welcome to the halloween party, what are you supposed to be?
A robot.
Awesome, I'm a TV set.
Dressing up is great

 

by xxausrottenxx
12-22-07
And Tiny Tim said, "God bless us every one!"
And then what happened?
I don't actually know...
..I normally turn the movie off after I come.

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-13-08
Another year gone by, Clappy my friend, another year with nothing to show for myself.
Ah, come on Gerry! It's not all bad
Just think about the gooder times!
Shut the fuck up, Clappy

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-21-08
Sir, I represent the FBI, please explain what you saw in the sky that night.

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-28-08
I've always wanted to be a furrie, I just never had the courage to ask my girlfriend!
Yeah I know what you m...
Girlfriend?
oh crap

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-07-08
I need to start thinking before I say things...

 

They're not going to hurt me, are they?
ahhh, you'll be fine
by xxausrottenxx, 6-26-08

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-24-08
hello i am from the future
i searched a database of popular keywords, underage and nonconsensual were among most popular
that's hot i guess

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-24-08
whats wrong with your face?
what the hell's wrong with your DICK
I'm the shit is whats wrong with my dick

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-24-08
oj simpson!
what?
my database shows you as one of the most popular figures among men 21-50
oj simpson is black

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-24-08
i kill chickens for mr sanders
he gets off on the suit

 
by xxausrottenxx, 11-19-08

 

by xxausrottenxx
11-19-08
For Greenland, this isn't very green
Things would be different if Chris Hansen was here

 

So your vagina is slanted too? because I have some "size issues" when it comes to entering from the side...
by xxausrottenxx, 11-24-08

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-12-09
computer! what is this mess?
I believe it's called "the Matrix"
Keanu Reeves, eh?
Whoosh!

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-12-09
Hey half elephant
sup, J
Is it silly to be wearing this space suit?
Some kind of drug reference

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-12-09
Dear John, We regret to inform you that we accidentally killed your wife and children.
Oh my god...
Put your dick in his mouth!

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-03-09
So an escaped convict and a jack-o-lantern are in a bar...
...
And zero jokes emerged
Nice to have a cold beer after a hard days work
Alcohol is great

 

by xxausrottenxx
10-24-10
hey, did you know that the white house rose garden was made because of the first lady's fear of ghosts?
can we make this a pregnant pause? I only need like thirty seconds

 

by xxausrottenxx
10-24-10
ok, i guess they forgot about the american miners stuck
did you know that the original star treck only lasted one or two seasons?
was chris pine in it?

 

by xxausrottenxx
10-24-10
i chewed off a guys arm to save his life
I'm not going to show you my penis

 

by xxausrottenxx
11-23-10
Hi. I'd like to register hammerhead sharks as an official dinosaur
I would have come earlier but I was busy being able to touch my penis
And that's why sharks don't have arms or legs

 

by xxausrottenxx
11-27-10
yeah bitch, robots!
son of a..

 

Ah crap.
by xxausrottenxx, 1-19-15

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-19-15
I used to be good at this, you know.
I still got it, though. Watch me as I employ the fine art of the 'pregnant pause'.
...whoops

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-19-15
Out of the way, Death. I got places to be.
You do realize your situation, right?
Yeah, but after converting to Islam, my priorities have changed.
You're plummeting to your Me from a 100 story building, what does Islam have anything to do with that?
Just trying to make the early bird Virgin special.

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-20-15
Hey man, tell me some shit about Ayn Rand. I need it to make a comic.
Oh cool, I didn't know you were an artist.
Oh no, it's a comic making website. You can pick deferent characters and y...
Oh bitstrips! My girlfriend loves those!
You know what, forget it.

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-21-15
Yo Wiki Brown, what is a sub penis?
A subpoena?
Uh, yeah. Look that shit up.
Well basically it means you've been summoned to appear in court, also known as being served.
Ok now look up age of consent. And dancing, I guess.

 

by xxausrottenxx
1-21-15
What the hell, where's Wikipedia Brown?
Uh, remember dude, I AM Wikipedia Brown. You made a comic about me in 2006.
I guess you're right . Well its ok son, I'll always love you and resp....
Yeah, fuck that.

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-02-15
Greetings time traveler, welcome to the age of the dinosaurs!
Oh shit, hey...Didn't expect you to be able to talk.
Oh yes, we are far more intelligent than most people believe.
Oh. So you know about the astero....
Dude, come on. Spoilers.

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-02-15
Hey man, look up ebony history month.
Well it's an annual observance recognized in the US, Canada, and Great Br...
No, no. Ebony. Like that 'slow jam by candlelight' stuff that usually leads to anal.
You really should be more compassionate. Black history month is a very serious time of year.
Nah, Tori Black had her month last June. Now give me some of that sweet dark chocolate!
You're a sad man.

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