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by Beeko180
10-30-08
Wow that was a weird dream. Where am I?
Your in heaven. We had to remove your liver because you smoked too much. The donor was a potato.
I still don't understand! Why'd they have to cremate me?!
30 minutes earlier in the hospital
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
What?

 

by Beeko180
10-30-08
Last night I updated a list I'm doing on Excel.
It contains a wishlist of what people want a drawing of. I do the drawing and scan it. Then I tick it off on my list. Once I do all of the list I can then give them to my friends as christmas cards.
I like drawing so I added this in for my enjoyment.
Right now I'm drawing a pony.

 

by Beeko180
10-30-08
Don't touch it. It's evil.
It's a bug.
Not just a bug!
It's a bug.

 

by Beeko180
10-30-08
Ok gentlemen I've brought you here to discuss urgent news.
What is it?
Did the towel break off. It did didn't it. Oh I should never have attatched it to that cat. Story of my life.
No. I bring you here to discuss something very bad.
What is it?
You broke a nail? I did a few weeks ago. Story of my life.

 

by Beeko180
10-30-08
It is none of those problems. But the problem is-
*crude immitation* Story of my life
Shut up Frank!
This problem is so bad you would gasp at the thought.
Hurray it up would ya I'm getting tired!
Being awake at midnight. Story of my life.

 

by Beeko180
10-30-08
Ok. As I was Saying. This problem is very bad.
The problem is the worst thing that could ever happen to you in your entire life.
So bad that you would gasp at the thought.
So bad that you could bite your own tongue on purpose.
Here it is.
I forgot the lyrics to baa baa black sheep.

 

by Beeko180
10-30-08
I forgot the lyrics to baa baa black sheep
Oh my dear lord!
I think I'm gonna faint!
That's why you must help me make up the lyrics to restore my humane logic.
Baa baa black sheep had a favorite wool. Yes sir yes sir two sacks full.
My friend forgot the lyrics to Baa baa black sheep. Story of my life.

 

by Beeko180
10-30-08
The other day I used a treadmill.
I wanted to get fitter so I pressed the "I'm a fat wannabe" button.
That's why I'm missing an arm and half my legs.

 

by Beeko180
10-30-08
Seanator once said he liked this one and therefore has been nominated by Beeko180 for the Top 10 moments in the A.R.B Collection's 1st Volume.
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVIL DUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*quack*
*fluff*
This comic was rewritten to be used in The A.R.B 200 Special Set.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE FARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*quack?*

 

by Beeko180
10-30-08
This comic is the only top rated episode and therefore has been nominated by Beeko180 for the Top 10 moments in the A.R.B Collection's 1st Volume.
Anything else doctor?
Yes, You need to get a drip.
This comic was rewritten to be used in The A.R.B 200 Special Set.
What's the occasion?
There IS no occasion I just want to see you scream in utter pain.

 

by Beeko180
10-30-08
SAVE ME!!!!!!!
I can't. My hand is still raw. Therefore I can not Get it wet.
What does that have to do with SAVING ME?!!!!!
I said I'm lazy you moron!

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
The other day I said a bed is the safest place to land.
If you want to crack your head open.
HI EGGMAKER 3000!
Look just because I told you the facts doesn't mean you had to test them!
GOODBYE EGGMAKER 3000!

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
The other day I thought about something.
This is how it went.........
We're making more Evil-TOBOR's as we speak sir. Soon the whole world will be crushed and their oil will be used to make a population of a thousand scary creatures.
MINE'S TOBOR-IFIC!!!!!
Kind of odd don't you think?

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
The other day I realised something.
We're out of space.

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
Say this to a rival as a comeback and he's sure to come up with nothing!
GOD!!!!
The next day............
You need a can of deoderent because your farts stink!
ho ho ho?

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
I never thought I'd become obsessed with this comic-making gig.
That's why you all know!

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
Do you know why I pulled you over?
Because my liver is a potato?
No. Me and my buddy want to take a photo of us with you because we're your biggest FANS!
Really?!
Get in the car you ciggarette smoking alcaholic bum!

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
http://www.subwayeatfresh.com/
My life is brilliant. Of that I'm sure!
I bought a SUBWAY!
And it was FUNKY FRESH!!!!
Order a subway meal from the other side of the globe.
WARNING: Delivery may not be fresh due to terrorists.
But it's still fresh!

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
Childhood.
Mama Mia! I can't stop shaking!
Still childhood.
MY MA!
Adulthood.
Look you're just on FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
Hi I'm the hammer-in-the-head guy.
Due to being famous. I have one thing to say!
I'm a Talentless Tack!

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
I enjoy crushing the lives out of people. You could say I'm their "Grim Reaper". Or you could talk about me by name. "God" is the name. Don't wear it out. And also don't shout like me. I hate that.
Yup. Crushing people is my lot in life!
What?! Still not funny? I'm a giant. That's what I do!

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
You see. People are like ants.
You crush them and they crack into a larva.......... of blood!

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
I did this at night so I made the colour black to add a little halloween festivity. Sorry for the Dark Matter.
I will now say a something about halloween.
Sorry it's a halloween matter.
Frakenstein won't speak for himself.

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
This is a true fact turned into a joke.
The biro.
Invented by a guy called:
Mr. Biro

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
What'cha doin'?
Editing comics.
The page.
Take that mistakes!

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
Hey! Can you turn that down?!
NO!!!!!!!
Why not?!
Because it's disturbed!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
Hey mum can we have ice-cream after dinner?
No. Ice cream isn't good for you Ronald.
But-
No buts. I should know.
Because I'm the REAL Dairy Queen!

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
So watcha doin' tonight frank?
What the hell is that?
Oh it's my childhood toy. Go on?
Well I thought I would go down to the park have a few beers, get drunk, collapse on a ditch, sway to and fro while vomitting and shoot a duck would do but I was thinking about do-
Puppet says: shut the hell up Frank.
*sigh*

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
I'm a house.
I'm tough as bricks.
Even the big bad wolf can't blow me down.

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
Blue what happeneed?!
I'm going to see legally blonde.
Too soon?

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
I see a lizard with the head of a snake.
The next day...........
AHHHHH!!!!!!!! THE SUN IS EMBEDDED IN MY VISION!!!!!!!!!!!
funny. most people are scared of me......
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
I'm a house.
♫ I will stand my ground ♫
♫ And I won't backdown ♫

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
I'm Unit 1
I'm unit 2.
And I'm a cloud.

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
I'd never ever had to listen to blue talk so much in that story gig.
That was just incredibly scary.
So I wish I was dead.
Your wish is granted.

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
Have you ever wondered why this background was created.
It was to celebrate the death of bombs all over the world
Either that or terrorists are trying to invade stripcreator.

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
oag ga gee ga googy ga ga
Booger-face has brown undies!!!!!!
Are you gonna let me out any time soon? No....... thought so...........

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
Yesterday I bought a farm.
A bin farm.

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
There's one thing you should know about me before Volume 1 ends.
My name is Tooms
I'll send you to the grave.

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
If you enjoyed Volume 1 you'll like the next one.
I hope you all liked volume 1 of The A.R.B Collection. We're still going to exist.
*eh hem*
Keep your ears and eyes out for Volume 2 of the A.R.B Collection.
aaaaw...................... And I'm going to try my best not to shoot Red in the next Volume.

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
For a supporter that has stuck reading my comics from the moment I joined this comic-making community.
This is great I'm stuck on a desert and I've got nothing but- Wait.
The compass says I'm at Woolworths. But my vision says I'm in the Sahara desert.
I'm insane!

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
One fine camping trip............
We all know HC right? Who am I kidding we do.
Anyway. I have made a tribute to him in the form of a laugh. Dr. Bob?
I'm sorry mother duck. The potato in your son had to be removed. The CIA suspect you to be a cannibal obsessed with potato bake.

 

Who are you?!
I'm uhhh uhhh uhhh um um John Howard uhh uuhhh Ex prime-minister of uhhhhh.............
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by Beeko180
10-31-08
Where's jesus?
In between heaven and hell.
Show time.

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
For a guy who calls me a god........
Shengwang once called me a god.
But I'm God! What about me?! I created you!
Uh I'm from the IRS we're here to repossess your house.
In the inpatients ward........
NO JESUS!!!!!!!!! I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!!!
NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
I shall perform a tribute for hatrix. Here is a compliment in the form of a laugh my funny comic maker.
Well it appears all your organs are in check. What meal would you like to feature in?
bruck bark?
Two means no one means yes right?
nuk nuk

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
Some people say I'm different.
Some people say I suck.
But the thing we all know is my name.

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
Adrenaline freaks like testing their abilities to the limit.
I mean sure it's not good to do it very often.
But the hospital has free food. You have to admit it's a good reason.

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
Yesterday I did a couple humans because lately I've been working on drawing humans to get better at them, mind you I'm the best drawer in the family.
Let me just say that the human is one of the most hardest things to draw.
For the last time I said I was sorry!

 

by Beeko180
10-31-08
Hippies are known for a lot of things.
The joke is that I don't know anything else to say.

 

by Beeko180
11-01-08
Those A.R.B Collection guys think they're so great. Sitting around in their cozy little comics with jokes galore.
Well have I got a show for you!
Actually I've got nothing.

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