All comics by boinky33

 

by boinky33
5-15-03

 

by boinky33
5-15-03

 

by boinky33
5-17-03
MOM! Do you mind? I'm trying to take a dump here! Jeez, some people are so-
boinky, get out of the kitchen. I have to do the dishes.
Wait! ...... I have a dangler!

 

by boinky33
5-18-03
They say that if you have an infinite number of monkeys typing at an infinite number of keyboards for an infinite period of time, you will get the collected works of Shakespeare.
If they reach the collected works of kon, you better get your ass alot more monkeys!
LOL :)!!!!!!!!11

 

by boinky33
5-18-03
[knkx] [boinky33]
i thought Bargaintuan was a bot
Ha/ he's not a bot/ or is he?
[Bargaintuan] [boinky33]
Keppo is a bot.
I KNEW IT!
[Bargaintuan] [boinky33]
I should of known when he kept saying: "boinky, I am a bot."

 

by boinky33
5-18-03
[Bargaintuan] [boinky33]
I made a picture/ You can't see it.
Why? Is it erotic?
[Bargaintuan] [boinky33]
No.
Violent?
[Bargaintuan] [boinky33]
No.
Violently erotic?

 

by boinky33
5-18-03
[Bargaintuan] [boinky33]
i need to decide on food.
bananas
[Bargaintuan] [boinky33]
No. I hate bananas.
cucumbers
[jes_l] [boinky33]
PS: asparagus
canadian smoked sausage?

 

by boinky33
5-18-03
I can't lift this!

 

by boinky33
5-18-03
[Jes_L] [boinky33]
why am I a fucking elf in your irc strip?
I was going to make you the snowman/ then I didn't.
[Jes_L] [boinky33]
i'd be flattered if my mouth wasn't on fire now
herpes?
***Jes_L changed his nick to jes_eating_vurry
AAAAAGH!
(He meant to spell curry)

 

by boinky33
5-20-03
Who used all my vaseline?
And who took my gerbil?
..................
Me no no!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Heh, that's our boinky!
*blush*

 

by boinky33
5-21-03
Honey, I have something to tell you.
What is it?
I'm pregnant!
Gasp! You're a woman?
Mmmm!

 

by boinky33
5-21-03
Do you love me?
Of course not.
Aw, why not?
You just killed my grandmother.
It was self-defense!

 

by boinky33
5-23-03
[A_Chicka] [BigEvilDan]
I'm very hungry/ And there is nothing to eat/ Therefore, I will do the dishes now
I think boinky33 would be quite delicious.
[boinky33]
I'm great with catsup.
[EmilyW] [boinky33]
that's ketchup
what's ketchup?

 

by boinky33
5-29-03
Daughter, how was your day at school?
I feel really stupid doing this...
Hey! Do you want the 100 bucks or not?
*sigh*....Fine!
Now, how about rubbing marmalade on daddy's ass hole?
Uh....Sure thing, pop!

 

by boinky33
5-29-03
Later....
Oh man, that was awesome!
I feel dirty. Where's my 100 hundred bucks?
On the dresser. Hey, can I get half off for cumming too early?
No!

 

by boinky33
5-29-03
What a glorious day! I got a smile on my face, a kick in my step, and a shampoo bottle up my ass! Absolutely nothing could ruin such a great day like this!
(nothing)
I think I'll get something to eat....

 

by boinky33
5-29-03
la la la!
Excuse me, sonny, could you tell me how to get to the catheter bag store?
Sure thing, ma'am. All you have to do is take a left at Wallnut St. and then cram a sausage up your stanky cunt!
Oh my!
la la la!

 

by boinky33
5-29-03
Later....
Welcome to The Motherfuckin' Deli. How may I take your order?
I'll have a block of cheese, Sam.
Here you are...
Thanks! .... *CHOMP*
That will be $9.75....
You dirty pig!

 

by boinky33
5-29-03
Sorry, Otis, but business has been low ever since Big Joe's Juicy Walrus Burgers opened. I got 48 kids to feed, ya know!
Darn big business. Always steppin' on the little guy.
Yeah....
......
Well, I'm going home to eat a jar of relish.

 

by boinky33
5-29-03
That Walrus Burger seems pretty good. But I don't wanna hurt Sam's feelings.
......................
Fuck feelings!

 

by boinky33
5-29-03
Hello, welcome to Big Joe's Juicy Wal-
ONE WALRUS BURGER, PLEASE!
In a moment, sir. Fell free to snoop around while you wait.
Okay.

 

by boinky33
5-29-03
Otis snoops and snoops until he sees this through a key hole that is attched to a door.
I am the owner of this establishment. My name: Mr. Owner!
Yeah, I know. We known eachother for 11 years.
Yes, well, are the plans to make all of America fat so they become food for me on my home planet of Kranuk ready yet?
Uh....no, not yet. I know we can hide the fact that we are ALIENS, but how can we get all of America fat in only a few short weeks?
Don't worry. We have been planning this for years. McDonalds, Burger King, and KFC are all in cahoots with me, THE KING OF ALIENS!
..........Right...........

 

by boinky33
5-29-03
Wow, that is alot of information to recieve in only 3 panels. I must stop these aliens from eating us ...... Right after I take back those video rentals.
Here's your Walrus Burger, sir!
Wrap it up to go! I've got to save America from total devistation!
Yeah right! And I'm a tucan with a heart disfuntion!
I'm not even going to respond to that!

 

by boinky33
5-30-03
I must go see my friend Martin. He'll know what to do.
...............
I just hope he finally got over me having sex with his girlfriend 12 years ago.

 

by boinky33
5-30-03
Knock! Knock!
Hello?
MARTIN!!!
SLAM!

 

by boinky33
5-30-03
That jerk! I'll just wait behind his house until he comes out!
hours later....
more hours later....
My feet hurt.

 

by boinky33
5-30-03
What the? Otis? It's 6 am! Were you out here since 3 pm yesterday?
Maybe...
Listen, whatever you need, I'm not helping you out again!
Well, I guess you don't want your morning paper then.
You play a hard bargain, you bastard!
Make me some waffles.

 

by boinky33
5-30-03
Later-ish...............
...So aliens are running all fast food chains to get America fat so they can eat us?
Precisely!
I KNEW IT!

 

by boinky33
5-30-03
woof woof
What's that, boy? Timmy fell down the well?
woof woof woof
Okay, I'll go get some rope and call Officer Parker!
woof woof woof
Yeah, I saw that movie....No, I didn't think she looked fat....

 

by boinky33
5-30-03
Why are there so many songs about rainbows and what's on the other side?
Rainbows are visions, but only illusions, and rainbows have nothing to hide. So we've been told and some chose to believe it. I know they're wrong wait and see.
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection. The lovers, the dreamers and me-
SHUT THE FUCK UP!

 

by boinky33
5-30-03
I'm giving up making this series.
People hate it.
Sorry for wasting your time.

 

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by boinky33
5-30-03
Hey, you black person! Bling bling!
Hey! That's racist! You are racist! Why are you so racist! Stop being so racist!
Bling bling!

 

by boinky33
5-30-03
Racism is racist! Doesn't yo mama teach you not be racist? Huh? Well, are you just going to be a big racist then rot in hell when you die?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bling bling!

 

by boinky33
5-30-03
Why must you offend me like this? Don't you have anything better to do? Like: eat a swiss cake roll or .... do you taxes?
Look over there!
????
I see nothing....
Bling bling!

 

by boinky33
5-30-03
That's not funny. I never or will ever have bling bling. You watch too many Mtv movies. You should play stick ball or something. You know what I'm sayin'?
What do you get when I say bling twice?
I don't know. What?
Bling bling!

 

by boinky33
5-30-03
STEREOTYPE!
INTERMISSION
Bling bling!

 

by boinky33
5-30-03
I'm sure glad that rude man left. He was very rude.
bling bling!
Huh?

 

by boinky33
5-30-03
I must scurry home poste haste!
Bling bling!
I didn't understand that one....

 

by boinky33
5-30-03
I am glad I am home!
*Knock! Knock!*
Hello?
Telegram:
Bling bling!

 

by boinky33
5-30-03
Homestar Runner, you're the shit!
Instant Message from: Not_That_Guy_You_Just_Met_In_The_Park47
Oh boy! Oh boy!
*click*
Bling bling!

 

by boinky33
5-30-03
There, I nailed my door shut and unplugged my computer! No mo craker!
Ring ring!
Hello?
Will you accept long distant charges from: Bling bling!
Sure.
Hey man....Bling bling!

 

by boinky33
5-30-03
Hey! Bling bl-
Don't say it. Say it and I cut you.
Bling bling! Bling bling! Bling bling! Bling bling! Bling bling! Bling bling! Bling bling! Bling bling! Bling bling! Bling bling! Bling bling! Bling bling! Bling bling! Bling bling! Bling bling! Bling

 

by boinky33
5-30-03
Shut up, honkey!
Gasp!....HATE CRIME!!!!
Come with me, sir.
But-
I don't want to hear it. You sicken me.
??????

 

by boinky33
5-30-03
I'm in for killing my old man.
I'm in for blowing up a bus of nuns.
I'm in here for calling a white man a honkey.
GASP!!!!!!
The black man was then beaten to death by the other prisoners with bars of soap with string attached to the end......
THE END!

 

by boinky33
5-31-03
boinky33 has made over 800 comics.
UNBAN DOUG AND MOMMYANDDADDY!!!!

 

by boinky33
5-31-03

 

by boinky33
5-31-03
boinky, get my belt.
Why? What did I do?
You questioned getting my belt!

 

by boinky33
5-31-03
boinky33 was searching through the closet......
Dad! Did you kill another hooker again?
No, not since last christmas. That's probably an old one.
Nope, it's pretty fresh.
Really?
*SLAM!*
No calls!

 

by boinky33
5-31-03
Dad, where's grandma?
I sold her for cigarettes.
WHAT?
I SOLD HER FOR CIGARETTES!

 

by boinky33
5-31-03
Daddy, what type of wonders lie at the end of a rainbow?
FAG!!!!

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