All comics by bencomic

 

by bencomic
1-24-08
* Nevaeh moves slightly faster
aaau... no.. don't...
* Nevaeh goes back to the original speed
Holy shite there's a lot of people here.
I see a Sonic, but it isn't going... :P
no... it's coming.... aaau..

 

by bencomic
1-24-08
* Csonicgo explodes
* Nevaeh feels it
aaau..... this feels.. nice... ....more....
* Csonicgo moans softly
... Faster, CSonic?
no.... tight...er... aau...

 

by bencomic
1-24-08
* Nevaeh constricts
ooooooooooh!!! * Csonicgo moans loudly
holy crap, a guy moaning like that? must be hella good. :P
That's just not right...
* Nevaeh clamps
* Csonicgo makes animal like noises

 

by bencomic
1-24-08
aaaauuu... more.... ...raaaa..... mmmmmore......
* `pink just shakes her head
* Nevaeh constricts to the point where she can't constrict more
AAAUUU! * Csonicgo screams
DAMN! that's beyond off, guys don't scream...
Sissy guys do. :P

 

by bencomic
1-24-08
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnngahhh!! * Csonicgo explodes
* Csonicgo falls back on the couch
aaau... au......
nnn... *pant* she's... awesome....
* Csonicgo is sweating like a mofo
I need a permanent human... that was... awwwesome...

 

by bencomic
1-24-08
Heh... I can change into this whenever you want me to...
ooh.... ok... but what about kittay, my fursona?
I can change back whenever he wants me to. :P
he might get jealous.
the end?
Jealous... of what?
me taking his girl... even though he is part of me...

 

by bencomic
1-25-08
and Nadir is up there with Bin Laden in terms of pure evil
meanwhile...
i wish i could say this was the first time i've been compared to al-quaeda, but, well, it isn't
Nadir....Bin Laden still awaits you're blueprint to attack the financial district in L.A......put away the images you cum to and get to work......

 

by bencomic
1-25-08
hey guys, gorth got stoned and played Gay Chicken with a dude last night, and he just got a girlfriend like last week
what is gay chicken, is it what i think it is
like, you keep getting gayer and gayer with each other and whoever backs out loses
i was close. so uh, how far did they get...
they made out with tongue and started touching each others dicks
oh, that's what it is? i figured it's just two dudes running towards each other naked

 

by bencomic
1-28-08
meanwhile, on mzxirc...
matt is hotness!
:) ilu matt
* Matt[G] smiles at all the love, then sprays a mixture of hydrogen peroxide and "miracle-gro: hair edition" on his head, puts a ribbon in it and takes a spanish guitar out of nowhere
* Matt[G] then gets killed by a combination of sheer coincidence and elementary chemistry

 

by bencomic
1-30-08
* Hornsby (~ElVikingo@cloak-513E6409.cable.dyn. cableonline.com.mx) has joined #idiots-club
United Mexican Trolls On The Attack!!!!? ? WE WILL RECONQUER THE SOUTHWEST DEMOGRAPHICALLY!!!?
VAYANSE A LA CHINGADA GRINGOS DE MIERDA? SON RATEROS JUDIOS Y NECESITAN VOLVER A EUROPA? ?
GO BACK TO EUROPE THEIVING GRINGOS? FUCCCKING JEWS?
WE WILL OUTBREED YOU AND RECONQUER THE AMERICAN SOUTHWEST? ? 6 TROLLS AT THE UNAM IN MEXICO CITY? ?
UNSTOPPABLE
...it's a shame i'm the only one here

 

by bencomic
2-03-08
* gorth has joined #idiots-club
dude, my gay roommate tried to fuck me, and i am high
he was grabbing my boobs, and then he got mad and screamed "I NEED COCK"
and then he stormed out
gorth, you have ten seconds to redeem yourself
this story is terrible.
sorry that took so long to type, i had to run arund the world three times!

 

by bencomic
2-06-08
[verse 1] Down in the funeral procession, I see a guy/ My lips are trembling, so are yours/ I can't find out the reason behind/ I see a panoramic view, but I can't seperate truth from fiction
[chorus] Jux, the new household cleaner. I'll murder your family. / I can't seem to eat Chinese food without a sudden lapse in metricity.
[verse 2] You and I are just sitting alone/ When the lights go out, ghosts appear/ I go through time, lost and lonely/ I can't seem to get the top off this bottle
[chorus 2] Jux, the new service professional. I'll extricate your beliefs. / I can't seem to watch Japanese shows without a burst of pedophilia.
[verse 3] red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red. so guys what did you think of my lyrics
kind of like nu-metal meets something even worse than nu-metal

 

by bencomic
2-06-08
another day, another insidious internet relationship trauma:
"omfg you failed out of college, omfg summer dumped you"
"omfg hahahahaha"
* Exophase chortles

 

by bencomic
2-06-08
I think I turned her off men entirely, so it probably wouldnt work.
yeah i can see how you could do that to a person
maybe i need to market myself as being the exact opposite of you
Eurakarte: That might work.
Insidious, you are not a perfect male specimen. If anything, you turned her off potato.

 

by bencomic
2-06-08
eurakarte and elig:
there is nothing about zaphod that is good
I use his box43 server. Besides, he's never really done anything to me, infact he's a rather nice guy. Just has a bunch of strange quotes.
And I remember when he used to argue and yell and kick and scream on IRC. He's not like that much anymore
Not as much as he was. What nick does he use now?
"insidious"
Oh, nevermind.

 

by bencomic
2-06-08
omg, on our trip, there was this one completely clueless bitch type girl in our district. she was clueless, i hate girls like that -_-
they're generally mean to people like me, because i'm rather shy in real life, and i've got a goofy sense of humor that puts most girls off
so they talk to me for 10 minutes, raise their eyebrow, and walk away mumbling "ookay"
I love girls like that, all they care about is dating and boys and looking as hot as they possibly can, which I've got to say, quite appeals to me.

 

by bencomic
2-13-08
i forget how good #pooproad is when nadir's around, and No Other Time is it good
i like to talk about stupid crap, in #pooproad
also, i'm opped here, and serge is opped here
what a fuckin' country

 

by bencomic
2-13-08
everyone is opped here
you know who isn't...
koji.... and Eurakarte
and that's the way it should be, forever, amen
thank god for that
Zamros, I don't even know what that's supposed to mean :/

 

by bencomic
2-13-08
he's saying you suck, and i'm agreeing with him
:/
harsh. i partially agree, though
haha
what did I do to get this sort of stupidity fuled hate?
you talk a lot

 

by bencomic
2-13-08
i mean, you did make "rel to self"...
that was kuddy
really
REL TO SELF, i forgot that comic, it was kuddy made it
fuck

 

by bencomic
2-13-08
i guess you didn't make rel to self, koji. therefore i have no problem with you.
koji's still awful though
zamros, seriously?
yeah, seriously, i'm fuckin' serious here
SO. SERIOUS. ZAMROS.
i always saw koji and the only thing i ever thought was "rel to self." i would skip the lines you said on irc because all i would see was "rel to self."

 

by bencomic
2-13-08
i see koji and i think "chronostodian is coming soon guys! :D"
I never said it was comming soon. EVER.
zamros koji was artith, though
oh............ OH..... ..........oh...
that has got to count for something
....i'm going back to idiots club now....

 

by bencomic
2-14-08
i can't take it anymore...
i... i just... UGH
* Nadir sets mode: +b koji
wauugh!

 

by bencomic
2-14-08
I -love- Jenni, and anyone who thinks otherwise can go suck themselves off :) do any of you guys have concepts of what love is? honestly?
johnk how old are you?
15
HAHAHAHAHAhA
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahaahahaha hahahahahahahahaha
* JohnK has left #zeux (fuck off.)

 

by bencomic
2-14-08
On the next "Everybody Loves Lemmer": Baby Crank stuffs his fat face with Oreo Pizzas and gets his first cavity!
....and the older kids leave him terrified of the dentist!
Meanwhile, Lee Jew and friends secretly orchestrate world sadness.

 

by bencomic
2-14-08
On the next "Everybody Loves Lemmer," Lee Jew remembers when he fretted over Father's Day as a misunderstanding led him to believe that his girlfriend was pregnant.
Meanwhile, Lemmer contemplates fatherhood.

 

by bencomic
2-14-08
Theatre presents: Everybody Loves Lemmer. Starring, Lee Jew and his cohort of goons.
In tomorrow's episode, Fungahhh and zamros stumble across a bounty of cocaine, and hilarity ensues as they argue over who gets the larger half.
Meanwhile, crank stresses over his latest programming deadline.

 

by bencomic
2-14-08
On the next episdoe of the Lemmer eveybody lobves show
Crank crashes a party!@!!! and is a drunk
oh no can fungaahhhh get him to alcohol anonymous before it's too late.

 

by bencomic
2-14-08
John C. McGinley stars in: "Fung."
On a very special episode of "Everybody is dead: Will Crank ever realize his dream of server?
Congratulations, Burprenorphine, you are Goo"fy Molecule of the Week

 

by bencomic
2-14-08
Lame Games for the Experienced Girl Gamer presents: The Crank van Dyke show. Starring, David Bock, Sir Alex Bebout
Larry "Fungahhh" Evans, and tonight's special guest, Bubb Rubb.
On tonight's episode: Crank tells us what's funny, and what isn't - like always!

 

by bencomic
2-14-08
On the next "Everybody Loves gbelo-bot" - crank dares gbelo-bot to take lemmer's oversized hat...
...which he then does, revealing lemmer's totally awful 'do!
lemmer got mad and punched gbelo in the gut, what a jerk!'

 

On the next "Everybody Loves Gofer" - Tammy decides that Gofer isn't the one for her.
by bencomic, 2-14-08

 

by bencomic
2-14-08
Next "Everybody Loves LemmingCow": apparently CrankGod has a big fucken metal penis and muscles
V.J. DarkMage hosts the Club's first annual dance-off.

 

by bencomic
2-14-08
Coming this summer: Dave v. David. Starring Alex "can diablo2 download on xp windowes" Bebout. Billy W. Ingram.
David Sock. Lee Jew.
Fungahhh. And Greg Reed as "Crank." David won't stand a chance. 4/19.

 

by bencomic
2-14-08
On the next "Everybody Loves Lemmer":
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by bencomic
2-15-08
my favourite "everybody loves lemmer" topic was the porno, "everybody fucks lemmer"
!search everybody fucks lemmer
on the next "everybody fucks lemmer": Crank licks Lemmer's balls while David K. Bock penetrates lemmer anally. Meanwhile, the dog gets summoned for jury duty.
i don't remember that one
i ALWAYS remember it!

 

by bencomic
2-17-08
Next time, on Everybody Loves Lemmer: Lee Jew gets a haircut,
Dave finds treasure in a maple tree.
Meanwhile, Lemmer draws murmurs from his classroom with an accid

 

by bencomic
2-17-08
On a very special "Everybody Loves Lemmer"
No! It's all a story told by people who don't trust skullie or his divine judgment.

 

by bencomic
2-17-08
On the next episode of "Everybody Loves Lemmer":
Sean, Lemmer, and Billy become obsessed with different computer games.
Crank gets a little bit too excited about an upcoing promotion at his zoo job.

 

by bencomic
2-17-08
On a very special "Everybody Loves Lemmer"; the cosmic principal has to negate itself, resulting in the negative mirror image of the Satchitananda.
In other words, how do you tell shit from shinola?
Fungahhh tells us, from the center of the Amazon while on mushrooms.

 

by bencomic
2-17-08
On the next "Everybody Loves Lemmer": A new robotic Idiot is added to the cast;
Crank gets a bit egotistical after being promoted to Janitor.

 

by bencomic
2-17-08
Next "Everybody Loves Lemmer":
Lee Jew becomes a monk. "when i joined the monk hood i had 2 agree 2 giv dem all my possesions"
"so i sed fuk u nobs giv me urs first but they sed dey nevr had ne so i like y i join den and dey say it spiritual so i left"

 

by bencomic
2-17-08
On the next "Everybody Loves Lemmer": Crank becomes addicted to a video game about propane;
Billy trains for the presidential fitness test.

 

by bencomic
2-17-08
On the next "Everybody Loves Lemmer" -- Crank just killed a helicopter with a car!
ALSO: Whoever gets in Lee Jew's line of fire gets the "DEET DE-DEE!"

 

by bencomic
2-17-08
On the next "Everybody Loves Lemmer": John Lemmer produces a '70s style soft rock album.
Meanwhile, Dave schemes to marry a girl just so he can change his last name (which is "Socks").

 

by bencomic
2-18-08
Theatre presents: Everybody Loves Lemmer. Starring, Sir Alex Bebout, Dave "Socks" Bock, Lee Tisenskiel or whatever, "Fungahhh" Larry Evans, "Bullie" Ingram, and Greg Reed as Crank.
In tomorrow's episode, Crank has a midlife crisis after a disappointing birthday party;
Lemmer and Skullie go bear hunting.

 

by bencomic
2-18-08
tonight's "Everybody Loves Lemmer": Lemmer gets retconned by ticket scalpers while waiting in line for the Simpsons Movie.
Meanwhile, there's some sweat and blood.

 

by bencomic
2-18-08
On the next "Everybody Loves Lemmer": Fungahhh makes typos.
The audience asks for more.

 

by bencomic
2-18-08
On tonight's Everybody Loves Lemmer, things get tense around the #Club when Lemmer pulls a racist community chest card during a heated game of Monopoly.
Crank tries to teach Gbelo-Bot to walk, and when he succeeds realizes the lens cap of his camcorder is still on.

 

by bencomic
2-18-08
kjorteo, on not letting madtom down in the big zzt contest:
I'm like the lovable loser sports team who's having their pep talk right before their big game with the #1 team in the world, where the winner gets enough money to save the orphanage
And we're like "WE HAVE TO DO IT FOR MADTOM :( HE GOT US THIS FAR"
And I'm a twelve-year-old hemiplegic in a wheelchair that cries as I masturbate with my left hand to pictures of Marge Simpson in the orphanage bathroom
I'm the guy in the peanut gallery who says you suck!
Yes, and Flimsy is the guy in the peanut gallery who says I suck
... wait, what

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