All comics by boinky33

 

by boinky33
6-01-03
Do you love me?
No.
But we just made love.
Your point being?

 

by boinky33
6-01-03
I'm so full I could throw up that horse I just ate.
Clip-Clop?

 

by boinky33
6-01-03
I taught my doggy a new trick today!
Cool! She can balance on a ball!
What? She always could do that. The trick I'm talking about is that she can sing all the songs of West Side story.
I feel pretty, Oh so pretty....

 

by boinky33
6-01-03
I want the front seat!
No, I want the front seat!
Well, there's only one way to settle this!
That's right....
You must FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
!!!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
6-03-03
***essiedebr has joined #stripcreator
Hi, weird name
***essiedebr has quit IRC
Bye, weird name
[boinky33] [BigEvilDan]
I don't like him. He's too talkative.

 

by boinky33
6-03-03
[boinky33] [BigEvilDan]
Dan, you haven't felt pain until you tried to push a 10 pound baby out your ass!
What if I tried to push one in?
[boinky33] [BigEvilDan]
I'll help. Chooby I'm going to need some vaseline STAT!
I just want to know if it counts.
[boinky33] [chooby]
Of course it does. How else can you push it out without pushing it in first?
These losers are ignoring me.

 

by boinky33
6-03-03
[punkrockskaboy] [boinky33]
shape factory is never updated/ cuz the author is too lazy
No, I'm just too busy getting busy with your mama/ uh uh uh, ohhhhhh, boinky. oh oh oh. yeah oh oh. uh, spank me baby. uh oh uh.
[punkrockskaboy] [boinky33]
boinky...the hole in your couch cusion isnt for that
[punkrockskaboy] [boinky33]
FUTON!

 

by boinky33
6-03-03
[punkrockskaboy] [boinky33]
so when is this mystery cup gettin under way/ i am in with my super duper alias
punkrockskadude?
[punkrockskaboy] [boinky33]
no.
punkrockskaman? punkrockskakid? punkrockskaguy? punkrockskafellow?
[punkrockskaboy] [boinky33]
punkrockskawhore
In that case, I'd like a hand job.

 

by boinky33
6-06-03
Then I says, "The rotor turbines will generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha, Ha!
I know what the fuck you're talking about.

 

by boinky33
6-06-03
Hey look over there!
Where?
There
Now what?
Get me a funnel cake.
No.

 

by boinky33
6-06-03
But I want one.
I want one too.
Then go get one.
Maybe I will!
Get me one also!
NEVER!

 

by boinky33
6-06-03
AFTERWARDS!!!!
(anger)
mmm....(slurp)....oh god!....(smack)....this funnel cake is like an orgasm in my mouth!....UHHHH!!!!
........
(juicy lip smacking sound)
Can I smell your breath?
For a price.

 

by boinky33
6-06-03
ok! what do you want?
Another funnel cake!
alright! Coming right up!
Thanks!
Wait a minute!
(slurp)....oh god yes!....(munch)

 

by boinky33
6-06-03
You tricked moi!
Did I? Or did you trick yourself?
................
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Poor child. Her fragile mind couldn't take it...............(slurp)

 

by boinky33
6-06-03
What a glorious day to be alive!
Well, I'm going in to play X-Box.

 

by boinky33
6-06-03
What a glorious day to be alive.
Well, I'm going in to masturbate to asian porn.

 

by boinky33
6-06-03
What a glorious day to be alive.
Well, I'm going in to fuck a dead horse.

 

by boinky33
6-06-03
The next few comics will be regular's old comics that I will redo in NEWBIE VISION!
That means I will make classic SC comics as if a newbie was doing it.
Enjoy.

 

by boinky33
6-06-03
then i siad: them roter terbines are not gonna do stuff by themselves
LOL
WTF r u talking about???

 

by boinky33
6-06-03
This is a story of a young man, seeking revenge on the person who killed his 2nd cousin many years ago......
Did you kill my 2nd cousin?
I most certainly did not!
He is not making much progress......
Well, sorry for wasting your time......
That's alright, old chap!

 

by boinky33
6-06-03
The young man has been wandering without rest for many days. He needed a place to rest post-haste......
I need a place to rest post-haste!
He found a small village in hope for a good night's sleep......
I am hoping for a good night's sleep in this small village.
I know. I read the narration.
I see....
Come, you must be hungry. I'll get you some tacos and some pudding!

 

by boinky33
6-06-03
The young man was taken to the great master Fonzie......
Thank you for such a lovely meal, master Fonzie. You honour me.
Don't mention it. It is a great privilege...what is your name?
I have no name.
Oh. Can I call you Jimbo then?
Sure, go nuts.
Excellent. Then the training may begin.

 

by boinky33
6-06-03
Yes, the training. We believe you were sent to us to fight off our great enemy.
Who?
I don't know, he won't tell me his name....But his ICQ account in sexy_angel69.
And you want me to fight him?
Yes.
All right. Just double checking.

 

by boinky33
6-06-03
Very well, master Fonzie. If that is what I must do, then....doing it is what I'll be doing......I guess.
Great, let's get it on!
....I hope you mean training....And if you do, I'm ready!
Okay, your first task will be to sit through the whole first season DVD of Star Trek: the next generation!
Even the special features?
Unfortuatly, yes.

 

by boinky33
6-06-03
I don't think I'm quite ready yet, master Fonzie. Perhaps I should train for my training.
Very well. We'll meet here first thing in the morning.
All right, as long as your remove your hand off your head. You've been in that position for 45 minutes and it's creeping me out.
This is an advaned act of meditation.
....................
Fine! My head's just itchy, okay?

 

by boinky33
6-06-03
How can I defeat some evil guy? I have to find the man who murdered my 2nd cousin!
FORESHADOWING!
Who are you?
I have many names, but that's not important. I'll be going now.

 

by boinky33
6-06-03
So you are the new hot shot in town, eh?
I suppose that is what people could be saying.
You think you are so big, then why don't you fight me? I'll beat your booty from here to Rhode Island!
Look, I'm really good and I do not want to put you in any physical harm.
I do not like you very much at this moment!
IT'S ON, BITCH!

 

by boinky33
6-06-03
Come on! Hit me with your best shot, baby!
BANG!
AHHH!!!! HE'S GOT A GUN!
I suppose I'm the victor!

 

by boinky33
6-06-03
You should not be so mean to Walter like that. He's just the simple kid in town who dances for nickles. He is not a real ninja master like you.
He asked for it. He made fun of my hairstyle!
He did?
Well, no, but I'm pretty sure he was thinking it!
I like you. I am ever so pleased you will be saving us.
Anything for a pretty face.

 

by boinky33
6-07-03
Jimbo and the beautiful woman spent the whole day with eachother until the sun came up, telling her all the adventures he has had......
And then I said, "Why don't YOU leave the restaurant, JERK!"
Oh, you're so brave.
JIMBO! What's all this? You were supposed to be training!
Training?......Oh, shit! The training!
We have no more time to waste! We must start now!
For what?

 

by boinky33
6-07-03
Master Fonzie and Jimbo finished their first task after many hours of torture......
Ok, you sat through all the episodes, but I'm taking off some points.
Why, master?
Well, all your blinks took 20 seconds!
GET YOUR DAMN HAND OFF YOUR HEAD!

 

by boinky33
6-07-03
What a horrible turn of events!
Indeed.
Aren't you going to come to my aid?
No, but I'll do one thing....
................
I'll roast this funnel cake over your blazing torso!

 

by boinky33
6-07-03
I am in pain.
Searing pain or agonizing pain?
A little bit of both.
Would you say 50-50?
I suppose.
Interesting......I'm getting another funnel cake.

 

by boinky33
6-07-03
This is my true form! The fire melted off my costume!
You're a duck! I KNEW IT!
I'm not a duck! This is another costume!
(gasp)
This is who I really am!
(gasp?)

 

by boinky33
6-07-03
So you are dressed up like a duck who is dressed up in a costume that looks just like you?
Yes.
Ok. That's cool, that's cool.

 

by boinky33
6-07-03
Now that you know my terrible secret, I will be forced to kill you.
Understood.
Would you like a blindfold?
No, I want another view of the world before my untimely demise.
Good bye, dear friend....(sniff)

 

by boinky33
6-07-03

 

by boinky33
6-07-03
Holy shit, I'm hungry!

 

by boinky33
6-07-03
Holy shit, I'm tired!

 

by boinky33
6-07-03
Holy shit, I'm horny!

 

by boinky33
6-07-03
Holy shit, I'm awesome!

 

by boinky33
6-07-03
Holey shitt, i cant spel!

 

by boinky33
6-07-03
Holy shit, I'm not funny!

 

by boinky33
6-07-03
Holy shit, I was lying in that last comic!

 

by boinky33
6-07-03
Holy shit, I'm thinking!

 

by boinky33
6-07-03
Holy shit, I'm under water!

 

by boinky33
6-07-03
Holy shit, my wallpaper sucks!

 

by boinky33
6-08-03
ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?
NO!!!! GIVE US FIVE MINUTES!!!!
Four minutes later......
NOW ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?
I THOUGHT WE SAID FIVE!!!!
OH, I'M SORRY!!!!
THAT'S OKAY!!!!

 

by boinky33
6-09-03
We finally beaten the evil Klorgins that were attacking our peacful planet. What a relief.
Yes, I sure am glad it is over, but what an adventure it was.
It sure was. But it is good that everything is all normal now.
But there is one thing I do not get. Why did boinky only make an ending and not the rest of the series?
Good question. I'll tell in the next episode.
Uh....

 

by boinky33
6-12-03
I got the boogie woogie flu.
I got cat scratch fever.
I got AIDS.
............
............

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