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by Beeko180
11-01-08
We've got all the money in the world and all of the joy in the world.
So what do we do now?
Steal a Bus.

 

by Beeko180
11-01-08
Ok. Now on the count of three we beat up the old lady, hijack her car and speed our way to a better land.
I'll count.................... 1. . . 2 . . . 3!!!!

 

by Beeko180
11-01-08
This is spooky.
Why are we heading straight for a cliff?

 

by Beeko180
11-01-08
AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm stuck in a bin for some reason.
I'm different. It appears that the crash has radioactively changed our appearance and given us super powers!

 

by Beeko180
11-02-08
Hey dad are we gonna head back to the ranch soon? My legs need some sleep!
Well?
ha ha
No.

 

by Beeko180
11-02-08
Are ye almos' done in der boy?!
Almost dad. Almost........
When I was a yound folk I never talk that long to de' a whizz on a bowl!
Oh god! Here he goes again.

 

by Beeko180
11-02-08
*tweet* *tweet*
In my day bardy's didn' have wings!
*twittle*
They had farthers!
*tweet?*

 

by Beeko180
11-02-08
AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
In my day people didn't scream wen day got shot! Day got marderd!
eeeeeeeeeeeew. luk at dat scary ting.

 

by Beeko180
11-02-08
I gess yo've all bin wondrin war I've been?
I wiz in rehab.

 

by Beeko180
11-02-08
Wat'cha cookin' der mate?
green potato.
In my day Potato wasn't green. It was purple n' pink!
What the?!
Get out of my kitchen you tasteless freak!

 

by Beeko180
11-02-08
Ye people may be wonderin' why I'm crazy.
Well it's becuz' I shot 3000 people in NAM boy.
I went bang bang yippilydoodle smick! That sun of a gun stole my rifle!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
11-02-08
Dad. Why do I have to wear this extremely embarrasing suit?
uuh..........
Because I wanna prove to NASSA that their space suits povide oxygen by dem selves!

 

by Beeko180
11-02-08
Heeeeeeeeey Midget.
In my day tall people wer da midgets and shart people wer the quickest of da bunch!
ha ha
What the hell are you going on about you crazy loophead?!

 

by Beeko180
11-02-08
Most people don't know this.
But NASSA makes truckloads of soap.
And the soap has been used to bathe aliens.

 

by Beeko180
11-02-08
Just before our company goes off the comic collection for a week or so I would like to do one thing.
IT'S CELEBRATION TIME!
LET'S GET DRUNK AND PARTAY!

 

by Beeko180
11-02-08
Hey santa look at my comics or I'll shoot you in the head.
ok.
We all know what happened here.
Take that.

 

by Beeko180
11-02-08
Hi.
I'm agent FlonkyStonky.
And I'm here to rip your head off and work with the National Comic Police.

 

by Beeko180
11-02-08
Shed the details Mr. Finigan We know what you did with Santa and We know you're responsable.
No.
Now. We can either do this the easy way. Or the hard way.
No.
15 days later after a brutal beating.
I forgot. He only knew the word "No".

 

by Beeko180
11-02-08
Shed the details Mr. Finagin we know what you did.
beat him beat him beat him beat him.
Take that you evil duck.

 

by Beeko180
11-02-08
Agent FlonkyStonky is on a desperate and daring mission.
To pee in a bottle.

 

by Beeko180
11-02-08
Shut up kid. We know where you hid the drugs.
So i just got one thing to say.
What is it?
Can I have some too?

 

by Beeko180
11-03-08
Think about all those greasy toilet marks left on the inside of your toilet bowl.
Add that. And you get impossible-to-clean stains. That's why you should use The new Bam! Lifesaver product.
Bam! And the dirt is gone!

 

by Beeko180
11-03-08
Just look at that dirty carpet.
It makes you think: Bam! MegaSunshine Powder.
What a stuffy name.

 

by Beeko180
11-03-08
Have YOU ever wanted to get rid of all those grubby little ants near YOUR bin?
All you need is the New Bam! Garbage disposer!
THUNK!
Bam! And the dirt is gone!
Hey!

 

by Beeko180
11-03-08
Just look at those dirty little benches in this bar. It just makes you say Bam! Polishing Soap
Jiust a little scrup like this and-
Bam! And the dirt is gone!

 

by Beeko180
11-03-08
When you look at the cheap plastering job on these ancient looking beasty walls you have words like "Clean" sweep across your mind.
As you gaze into the very soul of the dirt you-
Bam! And the dirt is gone!

 

by Beeko180
11-03-08
Is YOUR fish tank dirty?
If it is you should try the newest in Bam! Technology. Use Bam! Glass Cleaner Formula 0176 for the newest shine to a fish tank near you!
Bam! And the dirt is gone!

 

by Beeko180
11-03-08
Is YOUR classroom blackboard dusty?
Then think about trying Bam!'s newest formula. The new Bam! Chalk dust removal powder should do the trick! With a sprinle of vanilla scent you'll loose yourself in the scent.
Bam! And the dirt is gone!
GET OUT OF MY CLASSOOM!

 

by Beeko180
11-03-08
Do YOU want to clean up your crimescene so the police don't find out?
Come here you greasy little muppet.
Then try Bam!'s newest formula. Add a touch of this to any crimescene and nobody will suspect a thing!
Bam! And the dirt is gone!
NO!! NO NOOOOO!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD HELP ME!!!!!!!! SIR!!!!!!! SIR PLEASE!!!!!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO SET YOUR CAR ON FIRE ON PURPOSE!!!!!!!!! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
11-03-08
Try Bam!'s newest formula!
It's the best spice to add o you carpet or bookshelves!
Bam! And the dirt is gone!

 

by Beeko180
11-03-08
With the 3rd Volume nearly coming to a close I'd like to do a traditional advertisement.
Try Bam!'s Silky and Smooth custard range. It's the perfect topping for any toilet bowl! Just add a touch of this.
And it will stink the place up in no time!

 

She glows like the fat on the deep fryer.
by Beeko180, 11-04-08

 

by Beeko180
11-04-08
Dead ants have a scent.
I'm serious.
I squashed one once and sniffed my finger.

 

by Beeko180
11-05-08
It's ok. You've just been through a very traumatic brain freeze.
It's ok! Can't you see that my nostrils need to have ice picks shoved up them to make them clean again!
I'm going to replace your kidney with a potato. Say aaaaa.
It's alright. You've just woken up after waking from a fear/ alcohol induced coma. I'm going to insert this chainsaw through your brain so that it destroys your internal organs and renders you dead.

 

by Beeko180
11-06-08
Life sucks.
I mean maths sucks.

 

by Beeko180
11-06-08
The other day we got a new car.
It had one wheel and no engine.

 

by Beeko180
11-07-08
Daddy I'm growing lines near my belly button.
That's great son.
Why am I growing a six-pack?
Don't worry son.
But why?
It's just god drawing on you.

 

by Beeko180
11-07-08
Ar! Are ya ready kids?!
Yes!
Who live in a pile of poop.
Spongebob Squarepants
Light! Come on! Light god damn it light!
Smoking crack AGAIN spongebob?

 

by Beeko180
11-07-08
Life is like the titanic.
We eventually crash and burn.

 

by Beeko180
11-07-08
Are you ready to learn the way of the postman?
No.
You start on Monday.

 

by Beeko180
11-07-08
Can I have a pin good sir?
Sure here.
I meant a pin.

 

by Beeko180
11-07-08
Come on Randy we're going to go on a magical trip to the carnival.
We're going to ride a horsy all the way over to la la land and rip the angel's heads off and use them as rocks to pelt at George bush's car.
Then we'll egg his wife.
OK!

 

by Beeko180
11-07-08
poopy doopy yoop yoop
poopy doopy yoop yoop

 

by Beeko180
11-07-08
The door knob fell off.
What?
Stupid cheap door.

 

by Beeko180
11-07-08
SLAM!

 

by Beeko180
11-07-08
Did they just steal my car?

 

by Beeko180
11-07-08
Carnival?
Here we are.

 

by Beeko180
11-07-08
Right. On the count of three we beat them in the head pummel them into the ground and stab them until pigs fly.
What about the pig up there? Does he count?
Weeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Go get me that rifle over there will ya.

 

by Beeko180
11-07-08
Right. On the count of three we brand the old lady's face so that it burns like all hell. And then we beat her in the head and steal her ticket to the carnival.
What if some one just stole our car?
Weeeeeee!!!!!!!
How many seconds before the bus explodes again?
oops.

 

by Beeko180
11-07-08
Ok we're in the carnival. Now let's drink ourselves silly and shoot the bar tender.
Where's the bar?
Here it is.
Bar tender. 60 bottles of red wine please.

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