All comics by bencomic

 

by bencomic
2-18-08
hm, i might go out tonight.
go out and do what, buy lard, fatty
i weigh 70kg retard, and am almost 2m tall
Q: who's fat? A: Serge is fat.
you mean, your male breasts weigh that much.
70 kg converted to real measurements is... 700 pounds, i believe...

 

by bencomic
2-18-08
burstroc, please remove all fuckheads from the channel
yeah, bye serge
OSNAP I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!!! :O!:O:O:OO!!
fuckheads
serge keeps cussing at me, and i'm serious, he's fat
get fucked. you have never even seen a fucking picture of me

 

by bencomic
2-18-08
* lemmer (~ovaries@) has joined #mzx420
lemmer: missed me too much?
how could i miss you, your fat can be seen for miles!
* burstroc sets mode: -o Serge
serge, i've removed your access. you start way too much shit in here
...right, it's me that starts it. me
fuck you, adrian. learn to read
you could just have said nothing in response

 

by bencomic
2-18-08
SEE, THIS IS WHY YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID ADRIAN
you could just have said nothing in response.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SAY NOTHING
your fat just .. spills out.. choking everyone.. causing so much shit...
IF THEY DON'T SAY SOMETHING IN THE FIRST PLACE... YOU'RE BLAMING ME WHEN THEY MADE THE FIRST FUCKING MOVE
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.

 

by bencomic
2-18-08
if you're not really fat then why are you so angry? why did it offend you, what's your problem
YOU ALWAYS TAKE THE WRONG FUCKING SIDES IN ARGUMENTS
YOUR LOGIC IS FUCKED! YOUR JUDGMENT IS FUCKED!
shut up
OR WHAT
i think he's lapsing into a big fat diabetic seizure. he's not going to remember any of this in ten minutes, don't worry about it

 

by bencomic
2-18-08
i dunno, just shut up, jeez
why should i
because you're making it fun for nuero and lemmer
because somebody else gives me shit, and now you want me to shut up
why are you so angry at it? no one would react like you did just now. what's wrong with you
nothing is wrong with me, it's called simple fucking principles

 

by bencomic
2-18-08
p r i n c i p l e s
am i the only person who believes in principles anymore or something?
there was no trouble until you started it
I DID NOT START IT
LEARN TO READ ADRIAN YOU DUMB FUCK
principle 1: eat all food, and every food. principle 2: eat things that aren't food, because fat

 

by bencomic
2-18-08
if i had known you were so sensitive about being such a huge fatass, we probably wouldn't have said anything
i imagine serge is sliding the barrel of a gun into his fat gaping maw right now, thinking "fuck you adrian.. fuck you all.. you'll never call me fat.. again......"
"doesn't anyone have.. principles.." *bang*
fat splatters onto the wall behind him
some even got on the mayor
a pack of stray kittens enters the room, and eats his remains. one day those kittens will have to be put down by the city, and for what. is for nothing.

 

by bencomic
2-18-08
what's more pleasure for serge? well, a big bucket of chicken, because he's fat
hi my name is lemmer i am a fuckhead.
serge is so fat, his fat has actually leaked into his computer, and as a result, his text is all bold
hi my name is Serge i huck or arrgh cant finish sentence am in throes of massive heart attack (because i am so fat is my deal)
hi my name is lemmer i am a fuckhead.hi my name is lemmer i am a fuckhead.hi my name is lemmer i am a fuckhead.hi my name is lemmer i am a fuckhead.hi my name is lemmer i am a fuckhead.
* Serge (~razerboy@) Quit (Excess Flood)

 

by bencomic
2-18-08
* lemmer (~ovaries@) has joined #mzxgay
serge why aren't you in #mzxfat
* Serge sets mode: +b lemmer
* lemmer was kicked by Serge (FUCKING BANNED YOUR ASS :D)
serge is this true, are you fat?
no, i weigh 70kg, and am almost 2m tall. in other words, i'm scrawny
but yeah, it all started with some shit lemmer said in #mzx420, and has blown out to something massive

 

by bencomic
2-27-08
Luke, This may feel like a blow to the stomach, but I've got to say it. You probably don't have what it takes to work from home and make money online like me.
>:O this sounds like a challenge
it does... thats what all spam should do
"hello, i bet you're too retarded to send all your money in the form of a cashier's check to my home in nigeria"
You probably don't have what it takes to add inches (length and girth) to your tool, sat!sfy your woman why do you think she laugh behind your back?

 

by bencomic
2-27-08
MEANWHILE IN #MZX:
koji do you want pics of me having sex with my dogs
no :(
ral i want those pictures of you fucking your dog, so i can use them as incriminating evidence against you later, oh whoops
<Nadir> I mean because I want to jerk to them...
<Nadir> I mean I want to jerk you to them
you're all terrible people

 

by bencomic
2-27-08
koji, you take awful jokes pretty far
I'm sorry, I'm dead inside. Some say it was because of the accident, others say it's because of my traumatic up brining
koji is everything alright, i worry about you :(
yet others think I am not koji at all but his murderer who has taken over his identity
you must be koji, you're as terrible as ever
nadir said I was terrible... now i'm comming for you...

 

by bencomic
2-27-08
* MeshGear sucks koji's dick :3
you'll be cumming for me alright
well that sure broke the atmosphere didn't it? Seriously I'm done this time though :)
broke the atmospher? No. Just your virginity.
hate you both, both suck so much
* MeshGear sucks Nadir's dick too
ral is a cock sucking machine, look at him take it in! D: it's SCARY
jesus christ

 

by bencomic
3-23-08
MEANWHILE IN #MZX
LOL WHY DID THE EMO CROSS THE ROAD
TO GET TO THE RAZOR ON THE OTHER SIDE HUR HUR HUR HUR
Why did the #mzxers make fun of the emo people? Because they were the only other group nearly as socially inept as them.
... * Insidious signals for an OP.
is that the irc equivalent of you yelling "mommy!!!"
I'm not in a very patient mood. Please just shut up.

 

by bencomic
3-28-08
Jesus Eurakarte, the bitterness of your pent-up sexual tension is getting absurd. Just admit you're gay and have feelings for me and shut up about it
kjorteo, even if i were gay (which i am not)
i would sooner cut off my own dick than even think about thinking about oh god i can't even bring myself to type it
living without me?

 

by bencomic
4-02-08
cja downloaded We Are Scientists. i saw them live, two years ago, open for Monkeys
i am scientists
a whole team of them
engineering the perfect lemmer
with jet boots

 

by bencomic
4-02-08
have you guys played ROM CHECK FAIL? rom check fail is really fucking hard
i'm really fucking hard
thinking about banning skullie makes me hard!
i'm lemmer.
Oh jeez

 

by bencomic
4-03-08
and now for another episode of: skullie's horrible secret
i took a shit really fast just now and piss started coming out really fast, and it sounded kind of funny
when i stood up my foot was in a huge puddle of piss! i have no idea how it happened, my wiener was in the bowl.
i guess i had good aim and fired right under the rim. or bad aim, i guess it depends on your perspective.
EPILOGUE: i wiped it up with my underwear and ran away, crying (my underwear was already slightly wet)
on tomorrow's episode of skullie's horrible secret: I get myself into a strange situation involving ICQ.

 

by bencomic
4-07-08
*screams* I HAAAAAATE cooter (I cant believe I even typed it)! I also cant stand any of the ones that start with a "p". Coochie is also highly annoying and it sounds gross! I prefer kitty! -Angela-
i probably couldn't take any girl seriously if she called her Vagina her kitty
we'd just be bonin' and i'd be all,
No, no. This is ridiculous. This isn't working. You call your vagina a stupid name.

 

by bencomic
4-15-08
i'm trying to make drums that make you feel like you're running through a forest, but instead i churn out drums that make you feel like you're listening to poorly made garage rock

 

by bencomic
5-24-08
MEANWHILE IN #MZX...
akai you ever sucked off a black dude.
i did
how was it
it was ok
he wasn't very big

 

by bencomic
5-24-08
er rather, he was huge but his penis wasn't very.
paul sucking off a black guy is funny just cause paul is albino.
yeah that is kinda weird, heh. he sucked my dick, too.
paul nobody cares.
* Ral has left #mzx
he asked

 

by bencomic
5-28-08
who here watches stargate
Nerds and queers
like black people
stargate flippin' kicks the cat
kicks the cat, whats that
a cat

 

by bencomic
5-28-08
Ha just kidding, yeah, it really does kick cat
kick cat?
you kickc the cat
Spinning kick!
It kicks the cat. where you from, Mars?
Europa

 

by bencomic
5-28-08
Helloooo! Earth to Martians!!! hahahaha
Hahahahaha yeah
hhahahahahahaha
That's basically what is goin' down here hahahahahaha
Yerah hahahahaha
do you guys really watch STARGATE

 

by bencomic
5-30-08
REMEMBER that time i yelled at people in #mzx for like two hours?
Wat?!? You on the people at the time.
Gbelo-bot! How did you... what!
Bot.
Guards!
Guards! Guards! Guards! Guards!

 

by bencomic
5-30-08
Guards!
here's pihkal's entry on it, in case you might be worth a midget punching you in here? Guards! Hahahahahaha! Guards! Guards! Guards! Guards! Guards! Guards! Guards! Guards! Guards! Guards!
jeez, way to laugh at anything, jerk
>:O
You're stupid turn >:O.
this means war....

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