All comics by boinky33

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
Dear diary: Today a man came to my door to tell me about Jesus. I didn't know who this "Jesus" character was. I asked the man if he was running for mayor or something.
He said no and then I said "Good, because I'm too young to vote." The man then told me all about Jesus and how he died for my sins. I said "Well, if he died for my sins, might as well make a few, eh?"
I laughed, the man didn't. He then yelled at me. My dad woke up from his druken slumber and beat the man with a boogie board. I said "I love you, daddy." Then he kicked me, took my money and left me.

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
o/` The kid is not my son! `\o
He's my boyfriend!
Hello, officer.

 

by boinky33
6-15-03
Uh....Sploosh?

 

by boinky33
6-15-03
Yes?
Hello, I'm here to talk about Jesus-
HEY MAN, IT'S FOR YOU!
????
Yes? How may I help you?
............

 

by boinky33
6-15-03
Hurry up honey, you don't want to be late for the film festival.
uka murishi orindu ooh abi ala guenidesh lurakee opilkuro mahala!
What was that?
What was what?

 

by boinky33
6-15-03
My girlfriend just left me.
Uh....where's your right hand?
What did I just tell you?
Oh.

 

by boinky33
6-15-03
May I have this last muffin?
Go nuts.
Um....ok.
BLAAA!!! URAAAGHHHH!!!! YI! YI! YI!
That's not what I meant.

 

by boinky33
6-15-03
May I watch tv?
Knock yourself out.
Um....ok.
***BASH!***
What an idiot.

 

by boinky33
6-15-03
the no pants club!
Hey, you're wearing pants!
No.
They're slacks.

 

by boinky33
6-15-03
I can't believe it! I got drunk and slept with my friend's boyfriend!
You really fucked yourself!
Oh, ya? At least I'm not the one with anal leakage!
Actually, that's also you.
My life sucks!

 

by boinky33
6-15-03
Hey! Can I see your box?
Uh....I guess.
Ohh yaaa!
This is HOT!

 

by boinky33
6-15-03
How many dairy farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One.
LOL!

 

by boinky33
6-15-03
Hi, I'm Ron Howard!

 

by boinky33
6-15-03

 

by boinky33
6-15-03
Wait....we shouldn't be fighting this war. We should learn to love eachother.
Go fuck yourself!

 

by boinky33
6-15-03
Hey, I'm boinky's father and I broke into my son's account while he's taking a crap! So get ready for some funny shit!
Hi! I'm boinky the little retard!
What the? DAD! What are you doing? Stop that! That's my account! Ugh!!!
Sorry about that, folks. My dad is a drunken fool and he isn't funny. I will now finish off the comic with my funny powers......
Hi! I'm boinky the little retard!

 

by boinky33
6-15-03
Why did the chicken cross the road?
WELL? I ASKED YOU A QUESTION!

 

by boinky33
6-15-03
What's with those airline peanuts? They are so damn hard to open!
I...HATE...THEM...SO...MUCH!
***ZOOP!***
RAAA!!!! HULK SMASH!!!!

 

by boinky33
6-15-03
You asshole.
What did you say to me?
You asshole.
Oh, okay.

 

by boinky33
6-15-03

 

by boinky33
6-16-03
Aw, man. I got another e-mail saying that I can enlarge my penis size!
Who do those people think they are?
Yeah, I know. I already bought it 8 times. How big do they want my dick to be?
Dumbass.

 

by boinky33
6-16-03
It's usually bigger. It's just cold in here.

 

by boinky33
6-16-03

 

by boinky33
6-16-03
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Interupting cow-
Got a dollar?
FUCK OFF! I'M BUSY!

 

by boinky33
6-16-03
That's it! I'm fucking sick of this!
I agree! Something has to change!
Ahhh.
That's better.

 

by boinky33
6-16-03
Possummmmmmmms

 

by boinky33
6-16-03
I have come from the heavens to answer one and only one question for the whole existance of man. What question do you wish to ask?
How does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on?

 

by boinky33
6-16-03
I'm Jesus.
I'm Avril Lavigne.
Oh...my...god.
IT'S AVRIL!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
6-16-03
SWEET JESUS!
Stop licking me.

 

by boinky33
6-16-03

 

by boinky33
6-16-03

 

by boinky33
6-16-03

 

by boinky33
6-16-03
Hi, I'm here to talk about me.

 

by boinky33
6-16-03
*Sigh*

 

by boinky33
6-16-03
SPRING BREAK!!!!

 

by boinky33
6-16-03
Looks like I win.
When I challanged you to this, I naturally assumed you didn't have a penis.

 

by boinky33
6-16-03
10% complete

 

by boinky33
6-16-03
I don't get it! Way back when, cowboys used to be manly and rugged. Now they are all gay! What's with that?
Suck my dick.

 

by boinky33
6-16-03
I CAN FLY!

 

by boinky33
6-16-03
The view is so beautiful from up here!
Wow, this is great!
Oh no, a wall!

 

by boinky33
6-16-03
Ooah, so much blood!....IS THAT MY ARM OVER THERE?
Then he blacked out from the pain and died. The moral is: Don't have fun or you'll die!
Come into the light!

 

by boinky33
6-16-03
Ha! I'm winning!

 

by boinky33
6-16-03
Hey, my computer died! How could that be?
What?

 

by boinky33
6-16-03
It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose!

 

by boinky33
6-16-03
Nobody loves me.

 

by boinky33
6-16-03
Finish this puzzel!

 

by boinky33
6-16-03
Hello?
Hello, I am collecting donations.
For what?
The sperm bank!
!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
6-16-03
Hi! I'm Fred! What's your name? I have a cat! Do you have a cat? My cat's name is Snowbell! She's so soft and cute! I love to pet her soft, fluffy fur! I'm more of a dog person though! Are you?
Man, I hate it when mimes take a day off.

 

by boinky33
6-17-03
Hey, I heard Jim tell me that you said that you hate black people.
No, no, no, no, no.
Black liquorice!

 

by boinky33
6-17-03
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