If the Potty could talk... 3 by A2k3fest1-19-09 These panels have been censored for your full imaginative pleasure. ...can I turn around and face you?? No, that's Gay. Oh.. and two bottomless dudes sitting on a toilet in "tower-formation" isn't??? It's different... You don't say... LET GO OF MY HAND YOU "BUTT-PIRATE!!!"
If the Potty could talk... 4 by A2k3fest1-19-09 My butt is getting numb from sitting on your lap... Pussy. My ex used to sit naked on my lap for days. You're full of shit. *Nrggghh* *PLOOOP* *SPLOOOOSH* Nope. Not anymore.
Dr. Butthole by A2k3fest1-21-09 Health Screening Day Cholesterol? check Blood Sugar? good BP? Nothing odd Right. All that's left, is to check your butthole. wHaT?!?!!! Oh don't worry.. we've brought in a "butthole-specialist" to look at it. OOOOOOOOO MMMMMMMM GGGGGGGGG NOOOOOO!!1!@!! Dr. Baloney, would you like me to retrieve the Speculum from the freezer? Yes! -oh wait, I want to test it out on myself first.. :):):) God? It's me, Saddam, down here...Why do you hate me so?
STM - Starring in "Crack Fill-in's" by A2k3fest2-09-09 Yeah hi, I need some masonry work done? I would do it myself, but i'm a carpenter. .........uh huh... OK...... so you'll send someone out then? Kickass. OOOOOOOOOOOO MMMMMMMMMMM GGGGGGGGGGGGGG NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiya! I'm here to fill some cracks in! Oh heeeeeeyyyyy I know you! :):):):)
STM - Starring in: "Boat Situation" by A2k3fest3-20-09 Baloney the Sexual Touching Monster Sir, there seems to be a "boat situation" happening in the barracks right now! What. The fuck. IS. A. "BOAT". "SITUATION"?!?!? Sir? I've just received word: It is in fact....... a "MOTORBOAT" SITUATION!!!! ZZOOOMGGGGGGGG NOOOOOOOOO *phtblrbblrbbpht* *PHTBLRBLRBLRBL* ARGHHHHHHHH!!! GAAAAAAYYYY!!! GAAAAAAAAAYYY!!
"Turd" Situation by A2k3fest10-26-09 Ahhhh yes. Here we are. What Here we are. At "Wing Street". This is the Men's toilet. That would explain the funny tasting "wings"... You don't say...
"Turd" Situation 2 by A2k3fest10-26-09 Oh look! I found a free Baby Ruth in this toilet! :):):) Hmm. It's not wrapped. It's probably not fresh. Hey! I found another one in this stall! :):):) Aweeeesooome! Let's eat the together! :):):) Faggot.
STM starring in: "The Ass-Getting Contest" by A2k3fest10-26-09 Let's have an "Ass-Getting" CoNtEsT!!! what READYSETGOOOO!!!!!!! WHA-- I'M NOT READY I AM
Nude Beatings by A2k3fest10-26-09 I'm going to beat you. THE FUCK YOU ARE hahahahahaha why am I nude??? ASS! I am nudey too! ...nudey? really? nude-ey? Nudels.
The Brown Clams by A2k3fest12-15-10 Your "Brown Clams". Show them to me. Brown Clams? I no understand.. Let me help you understand......... It's your vagina. OMg my V?? That's disgusting... you soo crazyyy! It not look like clams..? Yes. Yes it does. YOU JUST RUINED XMASSSSSSSSS
I'm Getting Anal for Xmas by A2k3fest12-16-10 Mmm..I'm having the bad news... I don't care. "Little Friend" is her period. It may also mean vagina. My "little friend" is coming for xmas.. !!!! Whore.