All comics by Aero_God

 

by Aero_God
2-28-03
Hmmm, where is the doctor?
Psst. Im the doctor...DISGUISED AS FIRE...and i deduce your anus to be bloody.
No my anus isnt bleeding, actually its my herpes but...
Turn around so i can administer my rectal examination.
It appears that your anus isnt bleeding.
No it isnt...but now its burning.

 

by Aero_God
3-06-03
After the huge success of our Herbal Essence comercial campaign we have decided to lauch our newest product...Herbal Essence toothpaste!
Yes Now you can enjoy brushing your teeth and make sexually gratifying noises at the same time...check this TV spot out.
Ohhhh yesssss yesssss yesssss
I wonder what my wife is doing in the bathroom so long. Conundrum?
Yes. So dont forget to pick up your own Herbal Essence toothpast today...its like performing fetallio after every meal.

 

by Aero_God
3-06-03
God speaks with his advertising representative.
So God, you want to get more people into the catholic religion.
Yeah we need to come up with advertising and fast. That last thing didnt work so well...
Joseph and the Virgin Mary's Conundrum..
Okay, so you are pregnant?
Shaq-cessories.
errmmm...I think you are missing the point of the immaculate conception thing.
I think we can honestly say sex doesnt sell...lets try Shaqiel O'Neil

 

by Aero_God
3-07-03
Coming soon from Nintendo..
Look everyone, itsa Mario! Hey Mario, what kinda new adventures are you getting into this year?
Im mostly kicking back, drinking a beer, and watching the Spice channel
Take control of everyones favorite plumber as you negotiate street corner hookers, pimps, the conundrum of getting Peach to give you head, and a large enema kit strapped to your back.
.....
...got any blow?
...its Super Mario XXX only on Nintendo Gamecube. Pre-order your copy today.
...complete all the stages to unlock real live strippers!!
WORST. USE. OF. SEXUAL. ADVERTISING. EVER.

 

by Aero_God
3-07-03
Sally signs on to AIM...
16/F/FL....you?
Cool 16/M/FL. Wanna meet?
Where is he? What a conundrum.
Mmm...little girls.
AOL, so easy to use no wonder stupid young bitches are getting killed.
Victim is female, about age 16, looks like a rape.

 

by Aero_God
3-07-03
Hey buddy wanna get some hoes. Ive got hoes in diff'rnt area codes...area code...HOES!
Say word?
Ive got asian hoes, puerto rican hoes, red head hoes, blonde hoes...ive got hoes...in different area codes...334 543 678 987...different area codes.
Hey baby wanna ride
Ohhh feel me up...
Sup niggas. If you lookin for hoes in your area code then throw down da whack white pages and pick youself up a Black Pages today.
Ludacris is gunna set you up with hoes , just pick up your own black pages today fo shizzle. Only from AT&T dawg
....

 

by Aero_God
3-14-03
insert tumbleweeds
insert more tumbleweeds
Scyess Wins!!

 

by Aero_God
3-14-03
Scyess and his pal share a beer to celebrate his victory
Scyess randomly presses his keyboard in a drunken state of mind
CC 176 is born...(poorly)!!

 

by Aero_God
3-14-03
George W. Bush's speech
Just imagine them naked
George doesnt feel too good.
You can do it Georgie. Just say it "Teen Drinking is Bad"
Looks like all that brain activity caused George to black out. He'll be back in about an hour, maybe with one of his stories about how he met Abe Lincoln and saw the "light".

 

by Aero_God
3-17-03
I made my move too soon. Holly denied me and presumed to kick my ass. At least I got to see her panties when she did that high kick. Hmmm, someone got a brazilian wax.
Insult to injury. Holly makes sure that tonight I will definatly not masturbate. At least if she kicks me again in the balls it wont hurt so much because they are resting comfortably in my throat.
I cant figure out what went wrong. Maybe she didnt like my Pac-Man wifebeater, or my horrible deformed feet. ahhh hell, despite the pain and the fact I still cant find my 2nd teste im still jerkin it

 

by Aero_God
3-19-03
But Mengigo, if we dont find the doctor soon the evil Dutch dictator will unleash his clog dancing army in downtown Kansas City.
Dammit
We need to call in the Delta Force and Ben Afflek
Shit.
This new Tom Clancy political thriller book really sucks.
Yeah but it will make a great video game.

 

by Aero_God
3-21-03
Hey Mengigo, wanna come back to my Cabin.
Ummm sure.
shrill moaning usues
Ohhh ummm, hello Legree
Being kind to little kids again Tom! I am so going to beat you to death.

 

by Aero_God
3-21-03
Fahrenheit 451-The Temperature at which online comic strips BURN!!!!
BURN
BURN
BURN
BURN
BURN
Boo-Urns....errr BURN

 

by Aero_God
3-21-03
Fahrenheit 451--The temperature at which online comic strips burn
BURN
BURN
RIP Mengigo's!!!
BURN
God oh god someone please save the Mengigo family!
BURN
Boo-Urns...errr BURN

 

by Aero_God
3-31-03
Oh great Sea sage. I have finished de-icing the undersea difubulation module. I need a drink of something that isnt sea water or Ill have to drink the sea water and probably die.
Patience young apprentice. your next task is to journy to the Empire oF Azad and obtain the uranium enriched cheese from the great Dr.gurgeh Doublenutz!
Well Ill be a pigs lover on sunday night, Im almost free of my undersea exile.
Indeed. Go now. Look to the Windward and know the State of the Art use of weapons.
Okay so the great sage doesnt know THAT much.
Ummm...but you...
SHUT UP YOU! Never question my steamingly erectileable intelligence.

 

by Aero_God
4-07-03
So, itsclark. You think you can steal my ideas and use them to win comic competitions, DO YOU?
Yes I do infact
You dont wanna mess with me man! I have a Ph.D thingamajig in Information Technology from George Mason University! Ha!
I have a Ph.D too.
......
...a Pretty huge Dick.

 

by Aero_God
4-07-03
Ya know son, we have had our differences in the past. I just thought that maybe we could get along together, maybe go to camp David for the weekend.
No way.
Awww come on. Youve insulted me so much in the past with your comics cant you at least let me do you the favor of taking you to the camp right now.
Ummm...okay fine...wait...this just in...NO!
Please. Pretty please with the rotting corpses of 100s of dead inmates from Texas on top?
No. And let me just say if the real Kaufman were doing this strip I would be Pun-ishing you to death right now. Hahahahha! I still got it.

 

by Aero_God
4-09-03
...and that is how you learn to make intelligent puns. Just like me.
Why are you watching gay porn?
I dont wanna be Kaufman anymore.

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