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by Asuka_61
12-28-03
hello, another little break as i forgot the site existed
life update, i have a new job at KFC, now have purple hair, and get drunk in pubs instead of streets
and it took me about 3-4 months to do all that

 

by Asuka_61
12-28-03
hmm, well i guess that was jus a sumery or summit
it has been quite a good 4months
and when i can be arsed to
which wont be too often i hope
but not tonight, i cant be arsed
ill make little dramatisations of my best adventures ^_^
because... i am that sad

 

by Asuka_61
1-04-04
u know that film about the pirates, that one with that guy... from lotr
yeah, well,thats cool, and made me far more obsessed with pirates than ever b4... and that was alot to start with
im sorry.. ill go bed now to stop it happening again
....which was nice [i was bored, its late, i had to say something]

 

by Asuka_61
1-04-04
or mayb i wont go bed and leave it
yeah i go out drinkn vodka alot... i can take alot for my age u know...
the girl is a new mate i made a work- abi
oh yeah. wanna come out tonight, moorland, drinking contest
yeah, your one- winner gets free rounds the nxt night
first time i went out with her- true story :\
....abi, get up off the road... theres a fuckin car coming
i love u liza.... take me to liza.... liza, ware are u

 

by Asuka_61
1-12-04
kilroy: so you enjoy eatting healthy food, but u cant swim?
:(
kilroy: so, your the ruler of hell, but your just not evil-enough?
:(
i hate ppl who hate kilroy for telling the truth :(
kilroy: so, your a filthy arab, who suicide bombs random things?
i hate you because its true, as does the rest of england, excluding Aus

 

by Asuka_61
5-21-05
This is the second time i've had to do this after disappearing for a year... well where to start
.. Well, i broke my wrist which resulted in my loosing my job, got very very drunk alot, dyed my hair white, then pink, then white.......
god i hate itv.... and the people who watch it [grr!]
All this and more comeing up next time on...
some crappy ITV1 show that no one in the right mind would ever watch!

 

by Asuka_61
5-21-05
I'm going to try and just list all the things that have pissed me off, or just you know- shouldnt of happend since last time i made a 'new' strip...
Georgebush back in, iraqi war,tonyblair back in despite me canceling a hospitle appointment to vote against him, halo 2's ending, 'sorry no sick pay for you' - okay ill just sue you
teenage pregnancy, Newcastle and hanley nightlife, 'sorry we cant hire you because you might be gay' WTFs that got to do with anything bastards...teenage prengancy again georgewbush again

 

by Asuka_61
5-21-05
Same as the last one but all the good things that have happened
... Halo 2s multiplayer was cool i guess...NEW series of family guy, starwars episode 3 didnt suck
oh, and Xbox 360, omg...omg Xbox360, oh, and perfect dark zero is finally going to get released, only duke nukem left now, tho that'll never happen

 

by Asuka_61
5-21-05
yeah if i'd of thought of it i'd have coverd the good first for a pun of 'the good the bad and the ugly' but, stfu XD
Anyway, remeber that scene RIGHT at the end of Episode 3 were sidius tells vader that padme is dead and..
Asu: yeah that scene... how fucking funny was that!
Vader, you killed her in your anger
....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

by Asuka_61
5-22-05
I noticed recently i've taken every opertunity to quote starwars :\ so meh
I have a bad feeling about this artoo
*R2D2 whistle*
Be mindfull of your feellings asu, they betray you
*lame chewie impression*
no more starwars from me, ever, i promise.
*grunt* never underestimate .. the power of the force
... oooo

 

by Asuka_61
5-24-05
Hey, i just spent the last 12hours saving alarge amount of music after XP desided to breakon me, thru dos...
And, eventually, i actually managed it, and got everything back the way it was, and you know the first tune i listened to, to celebrate?...
Pac-man fever by Buckner and Garcia

 

by Asuka_61
5-24-05
AH CRAP! I'M DEAF!

 

by Asuka_61
5-27-05
Yeah, bout that last comic, i woke up that morning and had two bodged eardrums, was literally deaf...
well, its better now, not the brilliantly funny story i thought it'd be.

 

by Asuka_61
5-27-05
... shit
oh just fuck off already you stupid bitch, you know we cant stand eachother- dont need to make you excuses to me

 

by Asuka_61
5-27-05
Yep, sure am gonna bitch/preach in a drunken stylee
The best thing you could possibly do.... ever, is ignore everyone, and stay single, as no matter who you see, he/she will be a bitch/bastard!
no offence ofcause, but i'm fairly annoyed
altho, i cant see this affecting much as you're probably all total loner-nerds like myself ...

 

by Asuka_61
5-27-05
I gotta pocket full of quarters, and I'm headed to the arcade...
I don't have a lot of money but I'm bringing everything I've made
I've gotta callus on my finger, and my shoulder's hurtin' too
I'm gonna eat 'em all up, just as soon as they turn blue
God bless NES classics on GBASP
'Cause I've got Pac-Man Fever, Pac-Man Fever
It's driving me crazy, driving me crazy

 

by Asuka_61
6-09-05
Welcome back to: 'the worlds most boring people on ITV'
thats right asiangirl1, ITV, because we do, suck so bad
Haha... our next subject is a 19 year old who is about to loose his internet connection
yes, even worse, probably for good! hah, how pathetic .. lets look shall we!
True story, possibly good bye :(
Fasinating, isnt it? - Comeing up next, when Washed up old celebritys attack! Only on ITV, cause no one else wanted it!

 

by Asuka_61
2-05-06
Guess whos back once again from a break ^_^
i know i said a few months ago that i'd probably never be back but hey! sorry to disappoint
should i do my normal life update? ya know, just to piss off everybody who happens to read this...

 

by Asuka_61
2-05-06
Before you whine, fuck off i'm not sad enough to just start a live journal!
here we go again -_-
right-o good: gota job, dyed my hair black for a change- gotta couple of new friends who arnt total bitches...all the time :P dont know if you noticed, but i got the net back, at a much better speed
oh, and because you didnt want me to mention you: hi stace :P
and to save the horid pun of last time: the bad: my dumbass sister has a child! all my friends seem to think i'm depressive gay crossdresser dont have a x360 yet the film doom!
i'll carry on i think: everythings shit, but asu's to dumb to say anything about it, everyone he works with is retarded, especially karl, people wont just let him stay single .. stupid emo bitch

 

by Asuka_61
2-06-06
my name is jason, i'll rock ya face in!
well, no its not but hey - i supose i'm trying to cheer up abit so my 'A' collection comes out ^_^ -
... yeah it aint working very well, brings back memorys, but ya know, still feel like dying, oh 'A' rock btw, look them up ¬_¬

 

by Asuka_61
2-06-06
i figure it's about time, well, while i'm bored enough - to explane the meaning of the blonde girl
:)
well, she's ment to represent my personality, while, i'm ment to show what i act like in real life
makes no sence does it?
well, none what so ever, but ya know
yeah yeah, everyone thinks your messed up so might as well not bother hiding it as much

 

by Asuka_61
2-06-06
yeah, last.fm, totally owns, i've descoverd more great bands in the time i've been signed up there, than i have in a few years

 

by Asuka_61
2-06-06
i get confused to easily
Asu, i think you know what was going on there really, you just think you were wrong because of how you see your self
god i hate you, always pointing out the goddamn obvious! if i wanted your help i'd ask for it
but... you clearly need my help, you're just not willing to admit i exist, which ya' know kinda upsets me at times...

 

by Asuka_61
2-07-06
*the chris moyles show, international radio one*
yey ^_^
"close your eyes allard, i'm just going to touch you with my hairy face"
.. botherd, our podcasts always there! ... rumbled, but hey, moyles owns
^___^
*hello hello, how are you, we hope your feeling great, your listening to this podcast cause you always wake up late - we'd like it if you'd wake up and listen live on air, but if you can't be...

 

by Asuka_61
2-09-06
i sware, if i dont win teh lottery this time, i'm never playing again, waste of money!
good for you ¬_¬
well, i'm not stupidly rich, fuck playin that game again
and to think, i wanted to lend money off you once i was rich, i mean you ... *cough*
Asu, what're you doing
playing the nation... ffs, dont judge me i'm only human!

 

by Asuka_61
2-13-06
hey asu's totally given up on everything so i'm hear to tell you all to fuck off and die on his behalf :)
i bet the people who know me were hoping to find an explination here :P
what thats it, stop looking at me!

 

by Asuka_61
2-13-06
crap, well thats what you get when you refuse to pay someone full price, looks like i'll have to say bye myself
and the doctor that broke my hand even more
that strange guy was right bout what i said about fuck off and die, but that only applies to everyone i dont know, dont like, or doesnt like me!
too all the people i didnt hate, and yeah, thats bout two-three people, and no, one of them isnt you dave, i bet you wanna know whats been bugging me all these years well...
ah hahaha, he's just kidding around ... asu wouldnt tell anyone that shit

 

by Asuka_61
2-19-06
Well, i know i said i wouldnt come back... again, but i've had a rather eventful couple of days - cant go into detail mind
yeah, sorry if anyone actually reads/cares - but this stays between us for the time been :)
... i supose i should say sorry for swaring at everyone then
no dont worry, let me do it - sorry everyone, well, except dave, the sooner you rot the better- watch what you say before you have no one left to back you up you wanker
i couldnt of said that better myself, well, i supose its about time i went on holiday for a bit, i'll let you take over if you dont mind ^_^
yeah sure! it's about time i got to write some of these things again! ... might have to dye my hair tho, hasnt been blonde for years! :P

 

by Asuka_61
2-19-06
Dammit i cant think of anything to say, damn asu leaving me here on my own!
go away, i'll think of something later

 

by Asuka_61
2-20-06
Well, my good mood didn't last long, god i'm a foolish fool!
yeah i'm not going to explain, it's either write it here or take it out on who ever i find smaller than me on the street!
note: asu's inner self does not actually enjoy beatting little children! dont sue
... what? even i need to beat up children evernow and again!

 

by Asuka_61
2-21-06
Crap whats wrong with me recently! I cant even get my head around making a doctors appointment...
then again, i aint been to docs or anything for about 5-6years
ya know, that explains alot doesnt it!

 

by Asuka_61
2-26-06
Hey, how crap is this, my best friend is leaving stoke for ever in a few weeks time, and didnt bother telling me till the other day!
i know i should be happy for her, and i'm been quite selfish, but i cant stand being alone, i'm too weird to deal with it...
HEY your back! what amazing timing, just as i was talking about loosing my grip on reality
well, funny you should say that, ya know how one of us isnt real? well, yeah, now you cant even remember which of us it is - well done bitch

 

by Asuka_61
2-26-06
Yep, i messed up strip number, doubt you noticed tho so meh
there has to be more than this, something to live for, it used to be but isnt now, i've grown up since last season
damn you Lost, One Tree Hill, OC
american drama just isnt worth this pain

 

by Asuka_61
2-27-06
is it wrong to continually use my broken hand as an excuse to have time off work because my head is falling apart?
well.. i supose as long as they dont realise i'm making up all these doctors visits i should be fine till my sick note runs out o_0
its a damn good thing everyone i work with is illiterate, and possibly a monkey rather than an actuall person, and there for wont find this site

 

by Asuka_61
2-27-06
Yarw!
Yey, we have so much in common
Yawh, well, no not really ye fine lass, i loot and pilage ports around ye seven seas...
Yeah, and i Lewt teh internets.... as it were
but, yawh, thats not the same
oh get outta your old boat ya damn pirate, get with the times

 

by Asuka_61
2-27-06
I wonder, i was lookin thru all the past strips i've done, and Asu has done two about pac-man fever todate....
would it be a bad thing if i did one about it as well? i mean, i'm sort of a different person and all, so it must count for something?
ah screw it: I got pac-man fever, It's drivin me, drivin me, drivin me crazy, yeah i got pac-man fever, i'm goin outta my mind XD
yey :D Another cameo for teh ghosty

 

by Asuka_61
2-28-06
woo, more time off work over an injury that pretty much healed a week ago.
i'm so gonna get the sack over this eventually tho, lying aint good
but who cares, i've got today off :D

 

by Asuka_61
2-28-06
oops, seems manager noticed i hadnt turned up... and hadn't botherd ringing in... so should ring him now...
>_< but i dont want to, i'm going in tomorow anyway, so cant i just wait till then >_<
... damn, maybe stace was right, i am a bit of a state o_0 o hum, looks like i'm gonna be outta a job soon

 

by Asuka_61
3-01-06
o dear, how did i get into such a state without actually drinking much!?
god everyone must think i'm a totally insane now...
instead of just partially insane ^_^

 

by Asuka_61
3-04-06
well, as it seems i have to leave to go to the A&E shortly, for you know what. You must also realise that if it is that, i probably wont be coming back
so this is a public-ish apology- first of all for my stupidity, secondly for not been around to see you move to cornwall - which i hope you have more fun than, like, ever with.
and thirdly - as even at these times i cant stay serious, i say sorry for my spelling, as it really is that bad. oh and this isnt really my fault but i'm sorry this drawing doesnt look like me as well

 

by Asuka_61
10-04-06
Woo, I made it back! and only ... half a year off work to show for it.
hm...
I brought an xbox 360 yey - in your face sony

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