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by BDD
1-09-03
I'm a black Nazi.
Don't kick me in the balls!
But I'm a fun-loving happy-go-lucky economic Nazi!
OMG he's gonna say "Heil Hitler!"
Heil Greenspan!
That's it, I am going to kill you sir!

 

by BDD
1-09-03
In AD 2101 War was beginning.
What happen?
Somebody set up us the bomb.
We get signal.
What!
Main screen turn on.
It's you!!

 

by BDD
1-09-03
How are you gentlemen!!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.

 

by BDD
1-09-03
What you say!!
You have no chance to survive make your time.
HA HA HA HA....
Take off every 'Zig'!!

 

by BDD
1-09-03
You know what you doing.
Move 'Zig'.
For great justice.

 

by BDD
1-09-03
So kaufman, how does it feel to be a megapopular Stripcreator user?
Well BDD, it's a very cool thing. In fact, I have been nicknamed "KKK" by my fans.
Oh? And what does KKK stand for? Certainly you're not a white supremacist.
Ha ha, of course not BDD. "KKK" stands for "Kaufman, Krowd Favorite."
That doesn't make "KKK," you bastard.
Hey, you can't win 'em all!

 

by BDD
1-09-03
So Spankling, how does it feel to be a megapopular Stripcreator user?
I get so turned on by the thought of so many people seeing me masturbate.
...right. I didn't hear that. BTW Mr. Spankling, I must say I am a fan of your comics too. Bravo!
Why thank you, BDD. I get so turned on by the thought of so many people seeing me masturbate.
Just what kind of sick fuck are you, sir?
*beats meat*

 

by BDD
1-09-03
BDD speaks...
Spankling, kaufman, I just wanted to give a pre-emptive apology in case those last two comics offended you.
I find your comics very funny, and did not intend for the "interviews" to be offensive. Consider it like a roasting. You're well-known enough to get one, and it's all in good clean fun.
Suckas.

 

by BDD
1-09-03
Time to answer some mail from my beloved fans!
WTF?! "No new messages?"
You shitty bastards better give me some damn fanmail! Or hatemail! Or requests for pr0n, I don't fucking care! Just give me some fucking mail, and I might answer questions here.

 

by BDD
1-09-03
True story!
*rolls up BDD's fortune cookie paper into small roll*
Let me guess. You're making a tiny joint.
LOL!!! No...
Ahh...
Shit. Got me all worked up for nothing.

 

by BDD
1-09-03
Help me! I fell from a 300-story building and caught onto this laundry wire but the ground is still 200 feet down!!!!!!1
Will anyone save me, or will I fall to my doom???
WTF is your problem you asshole?

 

by BDD
1-09-03
Another true story! Two friends ride in a car...
...when the dad says something stupid!
*says something stupid*
Dad, you fudgepacker!
I don't pack fudge. I eat it!

 

by BDD
1-09-03
Yet another true story! BDD talks to Spencer...
You know what you should make? Bathrooms in a movie theater, so you don't miss the movie when you have to take a piss.
LOL! Yeeeeah...
It's a lot easier than crouching down and pissing into your empty soda cup.
You asshole...
...or your full soda cup!
You DOUBLE asshole!

 

by BDD
1-09-03
I fucking hate school. Especially with teachers like this.
So I want everyone to write an essay, AND finish this whole packet, AND finish THIS whole packet!
We have work in other classes too, bitch!
I'm so proud of myself! I'm such a great teacher!
I hate that fucking bitch. She's such a shitty teacher!
Denial
I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!1
My students just love me!

 

by BDD
1-09-03

 

by BDD
1-10-03
Go to the school pep rally.
Actually, I have a better idea.
Oh?
How 'bout no, bitch?
*cries*
Yeah that's what I THOUGHT!

 

by BDD
1-10-03
Hey, you're that Jesus dude, aren't you?
Yes, I am Jesus Christ, the one true Son of God.
Damn straight!
Say BDD, there's something I wanted to tell you.
Is this about my masturbation? Listen it's really not a prob --
No, no, that's not it. I was going to point out that this comic is not at all funny.

 

by BDD
1-10-03
"Dear Stick-person: Come to the scene of the crime. You won't believe what you see!"
OK, I guess.
Now what's so amazing here? OMG!!!!1 Teh backgrounds make one big pic, w00t!

 

by BDD
1-10-03
Frodo, you must destroy the ring.
my naim is badguy
We get signal.
They made Scott say "dumbbutt" instead of "numbnuts!" WTF??? Now little kids watching this to learn insults will always be fucking cocksuckers and calling each other "dumbbutts."
...free pr0n!!!
Just what kind of sick fuck are you, m'am?

 

by BDD
1-11-03
Birdman Entertainment, Inc is proud to sponsor the dramatic performance of Shakespeare's "Tradgedy of Julius Caesar." Who wants to try out?
I will be Caesar. Only someone as supremely cool as me could fulfill such a role.
Score! I'll be Calpurnia, his wife!
I will be Marellus, an obscure character who opposes Caesar and dies early on.
No fair, that's a great role, I want it! I'll just have to settle for Flavis, who is the exact same character.

 

by BDD
1-11-03
I will be Cassius, the evil fucker who gives this damn story a plot.
You son of a bitch! I'm going to be Antony just so I can fight you and kick your ass!
As the only moderately attractive girl at Stripcreator, I will be Portia, Brutus's sexy psycho wife.
How kinky, my dear! I shall be Brutus then!
Kill me now...

 

by BDD
1-11-03
Yo yo BDD, I wanna do dis shiznit too, yo.
I'm sure I'll find a place to randomly throw you in.
Yo yo BDD, I wanna do dis shiznit too, yo.
I'm sure I'll find a place to randomly throw you in.
Yo yo BDD, I wanna do dis shiznit too, yo.
I'm sure I'll find a place to randomly throw you in.

 

by BDD
1-11-03
Say, default kid 2...
Yes, default kid 1?
This Julius Caesar shit is going to blow, isn't it?
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-11-03
BDD watches pr0n finally.
*jacks off*
I am the Semen Ghost, the dead spirits of all the sperm cells you have ever killed while jacking off!
OMG MY CUM IS ALIVE AND TALKING!!!

 

by BDD
1-11-03
I AM PAUL KELLER'S MOM, BEST SELLING WHORE!!!
Shit, I gotta find out how much she charges.
The next morning...
I have never found such a great whore for just five bucks.

 

by BDD
1-11-03
Hi my name is who my name is what my name is dika dika Paul Keller!
'Cause I'm Paul Keller yes I'm the real Keller all you other Paul Kellers are just imitatin' so won't the real Paul Keller please stand up please stand up please stand up!
So what do you think? Am I ready to start my big rapping career?
Yershit.

 

by BDD
1-11-03
Dude, you are like the prudest person ever.
So me and the bros have decided to buy you a whore. Our treat. Enjoy!
BDD is such a great friend. Don't you wish you had friends like that?
Wow thanks.

 

by BDD
1-11-03
Edurp sets out for the whore his friends bought for him.
Well I heard sex is bad I hope this is ok.
OK I think she lives somewhere around here. Alright Edurp, you can do this. No more prudeness...
OMG I CAN SEE YOUR PANTIES COVER UP THAT IS NASTY!

 

by BDD
1-11-03
Westend Whore House
Hello there. You must be the lady my friends...ah..."purchased" for me.
Yeah. I'm the whore.
Oh, I'm sorry, ma'm. I didn't want to offend you or anything.
Who the fuck is this bastard?
So...do you want to grab something to eat?
?

 

by BDD
1-11-03
At Edurp's insistence, he and the whore go for a picnic in the park.
What would you like on your sandwich?
MAYONAISE!!!!!!!1
*spreds mayonaise on bread*
*smiles and gives her sandwich*
Fuck. He can't even take a hint.

 

by BDD
1-11-03
How did you like the picnic?
Err...it was great.
Now follow me back to my place!
I hope she has tea. I do love a good cup of tea.

 

by BDD
1-11-03
Back at Westend Whore House...
Do you have any tea?
...no. No, I don't have any tea. Just take your damn clothes off.
Oh my...
Let's talk a little first. What's your name?
Killmenow.

 

by BDD
1-11-03
Nice to meet you, Killmenow. I'm Edurp.
I think you got that backwards.
...I don't think I follow...

 

by BDD
1-11-03
So what kind of music do you listen to?
Classic.
Delightful! I always enjoyed a good Beethoven, Bach, Handel. It's so hard to find people like me these days.
Classic rock. You know...Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix.
I see. I've never liked rock music. It's always so loud and rowdy.
Heaven forbid this guy gets rowdy...

 

by BDD
1-11-03
Now let's talk politics!
The things I endure for money...
Where do you stand on the Iraq crisis?
I don't fucking care. Nuke them all.
Oh my...wouldn't you prefer a more humanitarian solution?
I'd prefer a more orgasmic solution. Can't you just take your clothes off and get this over with?!

 

by BDD
1-11-03
Then of course we have the dilemma of fighting both Iraq and North Korea at once, which would really be diffi--
Look bud, do you even know what a whore is?
whore, n.: One who solicits and accepts payment for sex acts.
Thank you, random colorless man.
I'm not sure I'm ready for this. Believe it or not, I'm still a virgin.
I never would've guessed.

 

by BDD
1-11-03
I'm getting fucking sick of this. If you won't make a move, I will. I want to get this over with!
OMG what are you doing to me??? RAPE!!!!!!!1
*falls out of bed, grabs phone, and dials 911*

 

by BDD
1-11-03
HELP THAT WHORE IS RAPING ME!!!!!1
What's this I hear about rape, m'am?
Officer, I'm a whore!

 

by BDD
1-11-03
The whore arrested, she is now in the police car. Edurp comes out of hiding...
I can't believe you tried to rape me. I trusted you!
After how nice I was to you...
Why, you're nothing but a dirty whore!
NOW he gets it!!!

 

by BDD
1-12-03
BDD I'm starting to worry about you. Why weren't you in church this morning?
Well Jesus, you see, I just got Breath of Fire II for GBA and --
OMG me too! I love that game!!!!!1 Isn't Bleu hot?
She's not bad. But have you seen Nina? Eh? Eh?
...you make the worst excuses.
I know, Lord...

 

by BDD
1-13-03
Shit, my cum is back in ghost form! I knew I shouldn't have jacked off last night!
I will touch you with my sticky touch.
I'll use my super-cool transforming powers!
w00t I rule!!!!!!!!!1
I must flee!

 

by BDD
1-13-03
What should the next comic be about?
I don't know.

 

by BDD
1-13-03
LIFESTYYYYYLES! OF THE RICH AND THE FAMOUS! THEY'RE ALWAYS COMPLAININ'...ALWAYS COMPLAAAAIIININ'!
I am a hardcore GC groupie...*cheers*
IF MONEYYYYY IS SUCH A PROBLEM!!!! WELL THEY GOT MANSIONS! THINK WE SHOULD ROOOOOB THEM!
*cheers maniacally*
*continues rocking*
I love GC how exciting.

 

by BDD
1-13-03
We need to kidnap someone from another strip. Then people will notice me and put me in their favorites! BWAhahahahahahaha!!!
I will see what I can do, great BDD.
We, the Generic Shapeshifting Aliens, will capture someone from another comic for Master BDD!
Yes sir!
Meanwhile, back on Earth...

 

by BDD
1-13-03
Look, it's Hey Richey! Come with us, we're abducting you.
We have captured Hey Richey, sir!
Excellent. Master BDD will be most pleased.
Welcome! I am BDD.
Who the fuck is this guy?

 

by BDD
1-13-03
Capture me more intra-comic characters. I don't care if you take every fucking character out of every fucking comic. If one person puts me in their favorites...well, the end justfies the means.
Yes, Master.
We must capture many more characters to appease the Master.
Sure. This shit's pretty fun anyway.
Duuuude! Way to ruin the fucking atmosphere. We're supposed to sound like mindless alien underlings that don't realize we're twice as powerful as our master! And now there you go talking all normal.
SHIT I APOLOGIZE!!!!!!1

 

by BDD
1-13-03
Let's do drugs.
I don't want to do drugs.
Let's drink.
I don't want to drink.
Let's have lesbian sex.
Yes.

 

by BDD
1-13-03
Hey yungun, you come over here and suck mah dick!
Geez mister, are you sure that's safe?
Just lahk that...oh yeah...
This is weird...
Lucky bastard...
HEY-ULL YEAH!!!

 

by BDD
1-13-03
Another fascinating yet true story...
*touches BDD, static electricty shocks* Uh...God did it!
Surrre....
*knocks down BDD's charger* Uh...God did it!
Surrre...
*bumps into BDD*
Ha! You can't say God did it this time!!!!1

 

by BDD
1-14-03
I M U, R U 2?
One Character Man!
O, U R J!
What the fuck? "You are Jay?" My name's BDD, you asshole. Don't fucking forget it.
Why can I only speak one character at a time?

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