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by Bastaard
8-26-03
Read http://www.little-gamers.com/index.php?strip_id=657 first.
[Bastaard] Madsen, i'm gonna stick that comment where the Sun doesnt shine, man?!
What are you doing talking to madsen about. Its not about today's little-gamers comic, right?
Yeah man, he went too far to call Sun hardware fishy, who goes and calls ultra risc processors running a superior OS...FISHY!!
Err, i dont want to sound skeptical, but have you been in the cafeteria lately?
ow wait, you're right.
Yep, Fish day 3 times in a row last week. Our hardware smells fishy. Close down the sub7 terminal window and lets get something to eat....pizza without ansjovis?

 

by Bastaard
9-22-03
So you finally found yourself a nice girl?
Yeah! She's really sweet and sexay. She and i talk about all kinds of stuff
Its good to see you happy again, you know.
Thanks, she makes my life worth it again. Never thought i'd see the day.....
Sooo.... what are you doing here then.
playing Star Wars: Knights of the old republic! What else!

 

by Bastaard
9-22-03
So he's playing games rather than seeing his new GF?
Yeah, i'm telling ya, he's gonna find out sooner or later that women just dont like gamers!
I wouldnt say that. There are a lot of women gamers out there.
Riight, and THAT's gonna make him happy?!
meanwhile
So what are you doing here then? I thought you were playing SW: Knights of the old republic
I can't, chelle is playing rayman 3 and she's not letting me near the xbox......

 

by Bastaard
9-28-04
Letseeeee, do i have any new messages?
You have 8 new messages. Click here to get them (and to enlarge your virtual penis)
Downloading mail...... error in transit, please try again later.
What the he....
Meanwhile...
Man, i'm so stupid... Why'd i do that for...
No worries. I'll have that mail out in no-time... you just make sure you check the emailaddress before sending pics of your wang to girls on datingsites.

 

by Bastaard
9-28-04
Ever had one of those dreams that you're driving a car, kitted out with the latest technology
And you start driving around, admiring the scenery and you notice that you keep passing the same houses over and over again
So you take a better look around and you see this HUGE time counter floating above your head.....
and THEN you notice your in NFSU2?
watching that trailer over and over again before going to sleep is NOT gonna make it come sooner....

 

by Bastaard
9-29-04
'sup
Man, i think i'm really catching the cold here.
I'll get you some tea
No thanks man, bring some beer. That always works....
Meanwhile, up in roi's nose...
Goddammit, where's the beer!
Dont be stupid man, do you really WANT the warmth?

 

by Bastaard
10-03-04
Goddammit! How do you get instmsi to FAIL even after a windows reinstall!?
Dude, if i knew, you wouldnt be here.
And there are like a dozen folders with 'sp1' in it which cannot be deleted.... whats up with that?!
Yeah, i didnt know how to install SP1, so i tried like 20 times but i can't get rid of em....
Dude, im gonna pack up this shit and i'm getting you an imac
Hold still......

 

by Bastaard
10-17-04
Dear Diary
Today i made a new step towards anti-boredom.
::: LonelyTeenAngst has joined #anti-boredom [Grrl1982] Wts ur sgn?
Now to get a book on communication skills for the bored....

 

by Bastaard
11-04-04
Every time i'm working on something, i always get disturbed by men....
What do you mean by that
It's like i am not allowed to think for myself anymore. Green men always want my attention, no matter if i'm in the middle of something or not.
How much sleep did you have this week?
GG morningshifts
Sleep?
forget it....

 

by Bastaard
11-10-04
What are you doing?
downloading the World of Warcraft open beta program!! Its gonna be wild!
Any time now....
43% done downloading....
Stardate 294372.4
ITS DONE!!!!
Open Beta is closed now. We actually released WoW3 2 weeks ago.....

 

by Bastaard
5-16-05
What are you doing?
.. playing Jade Empire.
playing a female char i see. Its good to know that female gamers are now being looked after too
dont get your hopes up....
uhm.. what?
My Hayasaka Erika just kissed the princess. They fell in love.. o_0

 

by Bastaard
6-07-05
Oh, look!! Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (c) Rockstar *DVD* - ASCENSION
forget it, its a hoax...
Why do people make hoaxes anyway. Thats kinda lame...
yeah, but meh. It happens. Its the same as with WoW.
Heh, i think i get it... DING-GRATZ-DING-GRATZ-DING-GRATZ-DING-GRATZ ?
Exactly....

 

by Bastaard
6-13-05
Hey, could you take care of my plants when i'm gone?
Oh? You're still going to munich?
Yeah, i mean.. .I already booked and paid for the trip to munich. I might as well go alone then.
I'm really sorry for you..... wait a sec.. you dont have any plants?!
Sure i do, check the fridge.
I had to ask....

 

by Bastaard
6-28-05
So, how was the vacation
It was so cool. The drive was really worth it
1000 km drive, 10 days in sunny italy with a beatiful girl. I think i understand.
.. and thats not all...
... no...
YES!! REST BONUS BABY!!!

 

by Bastaard
9-27-05
Thanks for having me over. It's been fun seeing you.
Yeah, we should do it again sometime soon :)
....... how soon
i'll let you know...

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