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by Beeko180
7-10-08
Fancy Some Flowers?
Why thank you Butch. Is there Any Occasion?
No
Ohhhhh your so sweet Butch......
The End By James.
Actually I only gave you some Flowers because it's Hand-Out-Flowers Day

 

by Beeko180
7-10-08
Blue says- It all started when I went to break up with my *moans* X-Wife...................
Honey I'm breaking up with you.
YOUR WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And that's basically how it happened.
Really? How come everyone is breaking up with their partners and moaning?
The End By James.
Because it's Break-up-with-Your-Girl-And-Moan Day.
Really? that sounds like a pretty pointless reason to break up if ou ask me!

 

by Beeko180
7-12-08
*hums* *types in charactar speech*
Watcha' doin'?
On Blue's PC Screen
So What Do You think We should do on friday for Pointless-Comic-Strip Day?
I dunno, If We're already in a pointless Comic Strip so what's the point in making one?
The End.
I'm making a Pointless Comic Strip for Pointless-Comic-Strip Day
Ok now your just weird!

 

by Beeko180
7-12-08
Hey aren't you a cigarette?
Why Yes I am! Care for a little whiff?
NO!!!!!
Oh, well it look's like it's back to begging children on the streets to start smoking. *sigh*
The End By James.
Your one messed up cigarette you know that?

 

by Beeko180
7-15-08
Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
Yes.
Why is it that you insist on doing the wrong thing?
Well it's because I wanna get booked.
The End By James.
And why th hell would you want to do that sir?
Because it's get Booked Day.

 

by Beeko180
7-15-08
GO NUMBER TWENTY EIGHT!
GO NUMBER EIGHTY-TWO!
The End By James.
Did you know that twenty eight is eighty-two backwards!

 

by Beeko180
7-16-08
If Chosen as President I promise to wreak of bad breath and Sewage Water. What do ya say to that?
Your a disgrace to the American Flag when you say that.
Ok well Plan 2 is: if You make me President I promise to link the sewage pipes so that sewage falls from the ceiling of my office onto my head! How about That?
I find your offer very intruiging
The End By James.
I thought this job was going to be much easier to get. But I thought wrong.
Ok You got the Job!

 

by Beeko180
7-17-08
Hey It's a Pickle! What are you doing here little buddy? You got lost?
The End By James.
I should have run when I had the Chance..............

 

by Beeko180
7-17-08
Welcome to lot #7269333. I will show you around this place. Let's Begin the tour. Now Any Questions about this Room?
Yes, Why is there a large amount of blood stains on the walls and floor?
Where?
It was right there!
The End By James.
Your Having Hallucinations sir.
I'm scared........

 

by Beeko180
7-17-08
Anything else doctor?
Yes, You need to get a drip.
The End By James.
What's the occasion?
There IS no occasion I just want to see you scream in utter pain.

 

by Beeko180
7-18-08
And Another thing, Why do fly's always rub their hands together as if they're washing their hands continuously................
Jeez, Does this guy ever stop complaining........
...........And then what seems to be like food to them is rotten food, dead people, doggy-doo, and even garbage! No wonder their breath smells of 50 dead hobos!
Is this a comment on my breath?
The End By James.
No, I was merely ranting and raving about complete utter nonsense. Why?
Because you said my breath smells of 50 Dead Hobos.

 

by Beeko180
7-19-08
*hums* *chop* *chop* *chop*
*chop* Huh? Where'd it go? Oh there it I - AAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End By James.
AAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HONEY I CHOPPED MY FINGER OFF!!!!!!!!
Finally, a chance to escape to the shed!

 

by Beeko180
7-19-08
You know, I've always thought of dragons as fire-breathing lizards with stinky breath. But your a bit different, you have breath ten times as bad and you can only breath sparks.
I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRE-BREATHING TIME!!!!!!!!!
Just so you know he's talking about the fire_______________The End By James.
So how long does it usually take for it to kick in?
Oh, about an hour or three.

 

by Beeko180
7-19-08
You know, I've always pictured you as a "Ted" and not a "Tim".
And why is that?
Because to me people who have the name Ted are normally smart-alecks who always give out bad comments and insults to the nicest of people in this world.
Are you trying to insult me?
The End By James.
What else would I be trying to do, give you a thumbs up for criticizing the way the Queen of England dresses? GOD TED USE YOUR COMMEN SENSE, NOT THAT YOU HAVE ANY!!!!

 

by Beeko180
7-20-08
*pant* *pant* *pant* *pant* Can't.........*pant* *wheeze* *puff* ......Take............. any....... m-
Ha Ha It's a Catman!!!!!!!!!
Correction: Cat WOMEN
They always say that it's better to die with good memories then to die a sad man_____________The End By James.
*collapses*
Well, at least he saw something funny before he died.............

 

by Beeko180
7-21-08
This is Red.
He's a nerotic self-centered man who doesn't care about anyone but himself. When he's alone he tends to hit himself in the head because he wants to show himself how unsmart he can be.
I do not!
Oh yeah! Then get an X-ray and then you'll see the bruises in your skull!

 

by Beeko180
8-28-08
So, I was wondering if you'd like to come to dinner with me on Saturday Night.
Yeh sure, I mean it's not like I have anything planned, right?
He thinks He's sooooooooo great!!! Well why won't he try throwin' a rock at my FACE!!!!!!!!!!
The End By James.
NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
8-28-08
You think your soooooooo great!!!!
I'm sorry I don't want to quarrel with a completely insane psychopath who's high on drugs and alcohol.
Weeell *hic* Why Won't you say that to my FACE!!!!!
I did.
Oh, Well I guess that solves the problem then!

 

by Beeko180
8-28-08
So Who won the contest?
You did.
Really!!!!
The End By James.
You know, Right now I reeally feel like punching you in the face for being such a moron.
I got the medal I got the Medal I got the Medal. And you got a-nothin'

 

by Beeko180
8-29-08
Sooooo. Who EXACTLY are you?
Why I'm-a Mario.
Your uhhh who?
Don't yousa know me. You know-a The Brother of-a Luigi. Everybudy's heard of Luigi and-a Mario-a. Uh do you-a?
The End By James.
Do I what? Sorry I was too busy listening to the boring comentator on the TV behind your "ugly-beyond-all-reasons" head to pay even the slightest bit of attention to You. Please go on.
Uhhhhh...... I think-sa I should-a be goin'-a now ok-sa.

 

by Beeko180
8-29-08
*sigh*
You okay there Mario?
Oh-a Such a Sad-a Sad-a Day for the Mario-bruders-a...... ....................... *sigh*
Why what happened?
The End By James.
Luigi's gotten-a drunk and uhh jumped off a bridge and-a fractured his-a spine.
Oh, that's a pretty stupid thing to do. So did he die?

 

by Beeko180
8-29-08
Hi, I'm Tretty Beckett your Anchorman for this Evening on CHANNEL 3 NEWS
First off, A fire was spotted today at local "John Hutchkinsons" House. The Fire spread through-out the house and was put out but thank the lord the house didn't survive! Let's go LIVE to Tariza Banks
Tariza, how are things going down there?
Wait, Tariza's a Boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
8-29-08
Woop Woop
Woop Woop Woop
The End By James.
Ok You can shut up already!!!!
Woop Woop Woop Woop

 

by Beeko180
8-29-08
Have you ever noticed how cold it can get out in the FREAKING SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No. Why?
WHY NOT YOU MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End By James.
Maybe because it's summer and we're in the middle of the desert and nowhere in sight can I see snow. Could that be why?
Yeah most likely that would be the case, yes.

 

by Beeko180
8-29-08
So Do We Understand ourselves clearly Mr. Red?
Uhhhhhh No.
Ok, let me explain it again but this time I'll say it veery sloowly so that you can understand every word I'm saaying. Here we go..............
One hour later after lots of explanation........
So................ Now.................... ......................do ......................you ........under....stand
What did you say again?

 

by Beeko180
8-29-08
Have you ever noticed how cold it can get out in the FREAKING SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No. Why?
WHY NOT YOU MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End By James.
Maybe because it's summer and we're in the middle of the desert and nowhere in sight can I see snow. Could that be why?
Yeah most likely that would be the case, yes.

 

by Beeko180
8-29-08
You know, I've never really believed in Jesus but that's all changed now that I know you actually exist.
Well that's good because I'm not Jesus I'm-
A DOG ON A BALL!!!!!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End By James.
Your the freakiest damn dog I've ever seen!

 

by Beeko180
8-29-08
Hi May I take your order sir?
Yes, can I please have a bucket of fish Nibblets and two packets of French Fries
I'm sorry sir we're all out of French Fries. We gave the last batch to that fat guy sitting over there. What would you like instead?
One second Miss.
The End By James.
GIVE ME THE FREAKIN' FRIES OR I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND FEED IT TO MY FLESH-EATING LABRADOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
8-29-08
You know let me tell you about my friend in law..........
Friend in law? How's that even possible?
WOULD YOU SHUT YOUR TRAP AND LISTEN YOU STUPID BOY!!!!!!!!!!
ok.............
The End By James.
It all started fifteen years ago when I was reeeeeally old and puckered out from my short-term battle with cancer.................
Boy, this gonna be a loooooooong day...................better start singing- yippy-dee doo-da yippy-dee-day my oh my what a wonderful day.........

 

by Beeko180
8-29-08
You know Ted, I've always wondered whyand how we became and are still friends. Do you know why?
No I don't know why. Would you please share it?
here goes.......BECAUSE YOUR A SICKY SICKO AND I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!
The End By James.
Sicky Sicko?
Yes, Sicky...Sicko!

 

by Beeko180
8-29-08
I remember you!!!!!
OH REALLY? I REMEMBER YOU TOO. YOUR THE "UGLIEST DAMN THING I'VE EVER SEEN" CREATURE AREN'T YOU!!!!!!
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.............. ...........................................
The End By James.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
8-29-08
So how did your beep test go Bill?
Oh it was fine really. Why?
Oh. Well I just wanted to know the results I didn't want to know that it was fine.
Oh ok.
The End By James.
So what was your mark?
1.0

 

by Beeko180
8-29-08
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
So what's happening in the movie so far?
SHHHHHHH!!!!! I'M TRYING TO WATCH A MOVIE DINGUS!!!!!
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I know that because we all are but I wanna know what happened while I was out takin' a wizz wouldn't you?
Well so Far it's been hell tryin' to-
The End By James.
SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
8-29-08
So what are you some kind of hypocritical disaster.
*squawk-itty squawk squawk*
aaa I see. So your a dead vulture ooooor your a moronically ugly, gawking, long-necked, giraffe resembling bird.
*SQUAWK*
The End By James.
Hey! There's no need for that tone unless you wanna go out dinner some time heh?
*squeek?*

 

by Beeko180
8-29-08
Hi.
Hi.
What's your name?
What's your name?
The End By James.
STOP FREAKIN' COPYIN' ME OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STOP FREAKIN' COPYIN' ME OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
8-29-08
If there's one thing I LOVE about you it's yopur wingy. Wouldn't you say?
What's a wingy?
your ding-dong.
ding-dong? wingy? What the hell are you talking about
The End By James.
your little buddy!!!!!!!!
oooooh, eeeeeeew!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
8-30-08
My life is brilliant. My love is pure.
I saw an angel of that I'm sure.
No you didn't!
But she smiled at me on the subway and she was with another man
The End By James.
Your beautiful. Your beautiful. Your beautiful it's true. I saw your face in a crowded place and I don't know what to do. Cuz I'll never be with you.
You're Gay?!

 

by Beeko180
8-30-08
DRAMATIC THEME MUSIC PLEASE
Come here AND GIVE ME A HUG!!!!!!
DA-DA DUM!!!!!!!!!!
This is........................ ...................awkward
The End By James.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
8-30-08
I hate you.......
So I was talking about this exact same thing to my manager.....
Come on man We're missing the flight to Los Angoles!
look.......I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'M FREAKIN' FINISHED OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End By James.
Fine........... *mutters* moron
Now as I was saying...........

 

by Beeko180
8-30-08
+++ *SQUEEL* +++ ++ A MOUSE!!!!!!!! ++
The End By James.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
8-30-08
Hands up Fatty!
I'm NOT Fat it's just all these scales that poof up when I get scared.
Shut up and put yer back to da wall sonny-boy Jim.
The End By James.
Ok ok! I'm up against the wall. now what?
Turn around so I can shoot you and then steal your valuables.

 

by Beeko180
8-30-08
You know if there's one thing I love abouty you, it's you.
Do even realise how gay that just sounded?
The End By James.
I'm not gay......... .............................

 

by Beeko180
8-30-08
OMG it's the moronically ugly,gawking, long-necked, giraffe resembling bird again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*SQUAWK*
Would you STOP using that damn tone on ME!
*squawk-squawk*
The End By James.
Good boy.

 

by Beeko180
8-30-08
Ted, I have a question.
Yes, what is it?
Do you love me?
ZOOM
The End By James.
That's so dissapointing........... .....................................

 

by Beeko180
8-30-08
Ted, about before...........
ZOOM
The End By James.
stupid idea. stupid idea. stupid idea. stupid idea. stupid idea. stupid idea

 

by Beeko180
8-30-08
Wooooooooooo
STOP THAT!!!!!!!!!
What this, Woooooooooooooo
The End By James.
I SAID STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
8-30-08
Oh, Hi Clappy. How are you?
Good. You?
Bad.
Why what happened?
The End By James.
Ted knows i'm gay and he keeps on running away at the sight of me whenever I want to say sorry for asking if he loved me.
Your WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
8-30-08
Look Ted I'm-
I'm goin'
Wait!!!! Ted I'm sorry!!!!
Sorry for what?
To be continued.........
Why do you keep on running away from me?

 

by Beeko180
8-30-08
Well?
To be continued.............
I hate you.......

 

by Beeko180
8-30-08
Why do you hate me?
Because of three reasons.
Reason #1- Your Gay. Reason #2 Your completely Dumb. and Reason #3 You have no sense of decency attached to your name
The End By James.
***baby cry*** ***baby cry*** ***baby cry*** ***baby cry***

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