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by BillyBob
7-09-05
What are you lookin at? What the hell are you lookin at?
Oh nothing, just a lame excuse for a jack @$$!

 

by BillyBob
8-28-05
Oh Hanky, My gosh that skydiving trip was awesome! I'd love to do it again!!!
Alex baby, you know I got plane sick and well... I don't want to go into it. That's not for Me.
But I really liked it, now what are we gonna do?
I'll tell you what, You've been wanting to go down to the new wildlife auditorium right? Tomorrow we can do that!
Oh thanks Hank! You so good to Me!
Man do I love making you happy!

 

by BillyBob
9-30-05
Alexandra and Hank just got to the house!
That was so sweet of you to take Me there! I loved seein those cool critters!
Oh anything for you Alex!
How about you take Me out ..... what the heck happened? All of those sirens! Hey, let's check it out!
I don't know???
Whoa, it sounds like it could be huge!
Ok, its right down the street! We can walk down to see whatever it is!

 

by BillyBob
10-05-05
Well, they're there!
OH MY GOSH! Look at that! I knew something huge had to of happened!
Yeah, you were right.
Look at that! That truck is on that guy! His body must've been crushed! Blood's everywhere!
Oh darn it Alex, seein it is bad enough! Must you commentate on this horrible matter?
Hey I'm just excited! After we get home and eat let's go bumin around. I gotta couple places I want to go!
Oh why do I put up with her?

 

by BillyBob
10-13-05
I wanted to see if they had that coat and the perfume they advertised on TV.
Ok, if they got 'em , I'll get 'em for ya!
Gee Hanky, Thanks! I can't wait!
I know.
A few moments later....
MY GOODNESS! They have a lot! I'm gonna have a tough time picking out everything I want!
Oh great!

 

by BillyBob
10-21-05
A night after spending a ton on his girl she wants to go walkin!
I like it out here, its cool, and windy and creepy! I love the fact that something could be out here! I'm so glad your with Me!
Me too.
Its nearly midnight now and she's still having fun!
Its exciting! Oohh it feels so dang weird in this woodsy area!
How much farther do you want to go?
Still taking a stroll and its getting later!
A few more minutes so we can... Oh wait! Look up there! A castle! we gotta go up there!
OH NO Alex! Not up there!

 

by BillyBob
10-28-05
It's really late at night and what a stroll this has been!
WOW! Lets go up there! Look! The lights are on! Somebody's up!
I am not going there and I'm not letting you go there either!
Why Hanky? This'll be great and spooky! And fun!
Darn it Alex! You don't get it! This is too much! WE ARE NOT GOING TO THAT PLACE!
Oh yeah! I know! Your too afraid and you care about Me. Well then let's go some place else tomorrow!
Uh oh!

 

by BillyBob
11-26-05
After a hectic few days of shopping....
My gosh. You sure know how to tire out a person. I've gotta lay down before I fall down!
Ahhhh! You know I wanted to walk in the park after we came home!
Well this sure wasn't that!
What sure wasn't what?
This shopping spree WAS NOT A WALK IN THE PARK!
Thanks a lot Hank!

 

by BillyBob
12-28-05
From the view through their window a great snowman is seen!
After hours building that snowman and throwing snowballs at each other.
I can't believe that we built a snowman that big! I couldn't have done it without ya babe!
Same goes for Me! I'm glad that we did it together! Hey, I sure beat you up with them snowballs!
Yeah, but next time I'll get even ya!
Well tough guy Hank, let's see what you got!

 

by BillyBob
1-26-06
WOW! This place looks really nice! I can't wait to eat the food!
Well, I thought that you would like this restaurant. I've always wanted to bring you here!
Well that's very nice of you hank. You treat Me so good! I'm so lucky to have a guy like you!
About an hour later after a great dinner.
That food was fabulous! So where to now???
.....................

 

by BillyBob
2-26-06
After a great long dinner and bumin' around for a bit Hank and Alex had a busy nite!
Well Alexandria, you wanted to go places after we ate so I hope you're happy!
Yeah, I wanted to go but this isn't how I wanted it to be. I didn't think you'd get lost! I didn't want you mad!
Hey, it wasn't My fault! I'm not the one who wanted to go to the neck of the woods that's in the middle of nowhere, now did I?
Oh okay!!!
So.........
So hanky boy, it was My fault. In fact it was quite different. Howbout we go out and do it again!

 

by BillyBob
3-28-06
After going out to dinner.
That food was delicious! I am so full! This was a great choice to bring Me here Hank! So what are we gonna do now?
I don't know babe, what you wanna do?
After going to the show.
WOW! My gosh that movie was so awesome! So now where we going?
I guess home? It's pretty late.
What a surprise here!
Home? I want to be out all night! With you!!!!!! Hey, how bout ya take Me shoppin! Holy moses! A guy got killed here!
It's gonna be a Looooonngg nite!

 

by BillyBob
4-18-06
Well whadya think?
Umm, I don't know.
Listen outside, did you hear that? Oh, I think its him!
What? Nope, it wasn't!
Huh?
Oh, I just said something you didn't want to hear.

 

by BillyBob
4-18-06
You're so good looking Kim!
Oh quit the $h!t! Just knock it off Tony, NOW!!!
I mean it sweet thing, I think your beautiful! I don't know why you don't think so!
Yeah, that's the prob! I ain't happy with My looks!
How about this. At the fair tonight, how bout I get everyone's attention and ask them if they all think your beautiful then you'll know!
NO! DON'T YOU FREGGIN DARE!!!!!

 

by BillyBob
5-04-06
Conversation already in progress!
Yeah, its cool but...
But what? There shouldn't be no buts about it cuz its dang cool!
Uh huh BUT its missing something.
Like what?
Like a paint job and a good motor plus its toooo expensive!
Maybe but I want it!

 

by BillyBob
5-04-06
Conversation continued!
I wouldn't! In My opinion it's just a piece of metal waiting for someone to buy it so it can fall apart on you!
I'll fix whatever needs fixin'. It'll give Me somethin' ta do!
You know you could save a whole bunch of time buying a new one instead of this crap!
You know dude, what the real reason is, why I want it?
Don't have a clue!
I'm getting it so I can shove it up your @$$!

 

by BillyBob
6-27-06
Excuse Me Nurse, Could you tell Me where I could get a job application at?
Okay, go straight up the hall until you hit the corner, go left then right and then left....
take the stairs and stop at the 9th floor then go through to hall on the right then left to finally room 1Z!!!
All that way to just get an application? That is ridiculous
You know the hospital is big so you're the one that's ridiculous!

 

by BillyBob
7-15-06
The other day I couldn't believe it!
What?
It was when I going to do some shoppin'. This guy was going 80 on a 35 mph street and almost hit me and then he jumped out and his car went right through the store! Talk about insane!
Sounds like you had quite an exciting time.
Scary is more like it. I thought Me and a half dozen other people were goners. I mean I was freaked out!
I'll tell you something that'll make you freak, that was Me in disguise! Didn't catch on did ya?

 

by BillyBob
8-25-06
Hank, I'm so glad we're together especially tonight!
Yeah babe, how come?
Cuz we get to go to the new shopping mall!
Oh I know, I haven't forgot about the grand opening and that you've been waiting for it.
Yes and don't forget they got a new sports store there and a couple restaurants too!
It sounds good. I think we'll both have a ton of fun!

 

by BillyBob
9-25-06
Alexandra was out shopping and thinking!
Sometimes I think I'm such a brat or something to Hank.
What does he think of Me? I mean really, I know he must not like Me wanting to do all of these things and...
Go to all of these places. I think he finds Me a bit strange but he does what I want..
and where I want to go. I know there's no other guy like him out there so...
Oh well why worry? I got some plans for some dates for us coming up!

 

by BillyBob
10-21-06
A Witch and a bloody Bat!
A Zom and some bones!
A killer Plant and there's Drac!

 

by BillyBob
10-27-06
Alexandra and Hank are on a spooky stroll. Three guesses as to whose Idea this was.
Ouu woouuu what was that? It sounded like, like a wolf!
There's more things that exist than a human mind believes in.
What's that suppose to mean?
My dear, what you heard is known throughout the world as a werewolf!
Hey, don't get all Helsing on Me!!!!!
Oh yeah, I got her!

 

by BillyBob
11-27-06
Oh guess what? I farted in front of your girlfriend the other day and I couldn't believe that she thought it was funny!
What did you say?
Ha ha ho ha ha! I won and you didn't!!! Such a loser!
...............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man I squished this bug earlier and a whole bunch of guts came out all over My shoe!
Just shut up for a second!

 

by BillyBob
12-15-06
Santa and his Reindeer crashed in the middle of nowhere (but don't ask how)!
Dag nab it! Where are those reindeer?
Don't know!
Oh there you are Dasher! I've found everybody except Rudolph, have you seen him Dasher?
No sir!
A bit later
Oh there you are Rudolph. Ok, let's get a goin' so we won't be late!
And so that's it? No "gosh if it wasn't for your red nose I wouldn't of found you"?! No how ya doin'?

 

by BillyBob
12-23-06
Wow Hank! This restaurant looks great! Its so nice of you to take Me here on this special day.
I thought you would like coming here. Wait until you see the menu!
Your right, this place is got a lot of food and food I like! I wanna order a huge whole gob!
Yes I know Alex, its Christmas, order what you want!
After the dinner!
My goodness! I have never had four orders before. Man was that delicious!
Well, there goes the green!

 

by BillyBob
1-21-07
So how was your day?
Well let Me tell ya! I was 2 hours late for work, got into it with My boss, got some bills in the mail,
................
Almost got into it with My girlfriend, burnt My finger, and the cable is out! I think that is enough! How was your day
Oh, I won that contest we were talking about. I won one thousand bucks!
Well whoopie F'N do!

 

by BillyBob
2-28-07
Don't even think about it!
So what the heck is with the bunny costume?
Well its almost Easter and My wife thought I should be the Easter Bunny of the town.
Nice wife, so thoughtful of her.
A few minutes later...
Yeah, VERY! Now I'll dress like this for Halloween!
Oh great just what we need, a cwazed wabbit!

 

by BillyBob
3-29-07
BRUISED!!! Apply directly on the area!
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BRUISED!!!, Your product sucks but I love your advertisement!

 

by BillyBob
4-22-07
You damn idiot, I told you to put the boxes in these shelves and not one is here! Your fired!
Alright Dan, since I fired Mr. Lazy you are going to put the boxes in the shelves. Right?
Right on bossie boss!
Here are the shelves. Now make it snappy.
Uh, so where's the boxes?

 

by BillyBob
5-21-07
BREAKING NEWS!
huh?
THIS MAN ROBBED THE BANK!
Oh no!!!
What?
YEAH, YOUR MY PARTNER!

 

by BillyBob
6-22-07
BRUISED!!! Apply directly on the area!
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BRUISED!!!, I just can't dig your product but your ad is so cool!!!

 

by BillyBob
7-27-07
BRUISED!!! Apply directly on the area!
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by BillyBob
8-26-07
Before school starts, a chat among friends!
Oh Jimmy, I have a headline!
Yeah Danny, what is it?
That's the headline!
Whatdaya mean that's the headline?
I mean the headline is just that what I said!
Uh dude, you seriously got a screw loose.

 

by BillyBob
9-21-07
Just another day at the Office!
I'm really getting tired of this job Dean.
Son, let Me tell you a story about tired.
.................
It was My first two weeks working here years ago when I got tired of this job, it actually happened quite quickly....
I didn't have to tell the boss about it, he already knew because he could sense it. When you get My age you'll KNOW what tired is!

 

by BillyBob
10-20-07
It's Halloween Night!!!
What??? Don't tell Me you are actually going trick or treating in that thing? I thought you were just kidding!
Uh, I wasn't. Remember My wife wanted Me to be the Easter Bunny of the town?
Well yeah which was so strange asking her husband to dress up on Easter and to be the bunny of the town. I'll ask the big question, WHY???
She doesn't like disappointment and I don't want to disappoint her. Your looking at what happens when I do. Now since I did the blood and the ax she wants Me as the Bunny of Halloween!
Um, I gotta ask you one thing, since you don't like it, has it ever occurred to you NOT to dress up and to be a man?
...........................

 

by BillyBob
11-25-07
Billions of people have used BRUISED!!!
Buy BRUISED!!! Not happy with the results....
You'll get a complete refund, you'll get a complete refund!!!

 

by BillyBob
12-22-07
On Christmas day Hank gives Alex something she'll want MORE of!
Alex, one of the special things I wanted to get you for Christmas is something you'll love, a gift card so you can go shopping!
OH WOW Hank! This is great! I'm like, totally excited! THANK YOU Hanky baby!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO GO!!!
A day later she doesn't exactly like what he says!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember babe, you can only spend the $150 limit.
In the store for several hours and she finds all what she wants and them SOME!
I can't believe it Hank! They got EVERYTHING I WANT that the card BARLEY covers plus they got a whole bunch more!
Why did I have to get her a gift card?

 

by BillyBob
1-28-08
Hello there big boy! What's yur name?
Um, hi Ms. My name is Trevor but My pals call Me Trev.
I can't believe that you got NO beer! WHY!?
I ran out of it! MAN!
Yo boss, you call this art?
Yeah, I do!

 

by BillyBob
2-25-08
Hi yea Trev, My name's Helena. My car broke down and I was wondering if you could give Me a ride?
Okay, sure. My car is just outside. So where you need Me to take you?
Well don't you think you oughta get your @$$ rollin' and Me a twelve pack?
You know nothin's wrong with you so why don't you get YOUR @$$ out and do it youself!
Um, what do you call this art boss?
I call it damn freaky!!!

 

by BillyBob
3-22-08
I need to go to My place, when we're there wanna see My new bed set?
Ah ferget about it woman!
Fine, the only way I'll get it done is going there Myself!
That a boy, now go get Me a six pack and some cigs while your at it!
Really? I think so too boss!
What? I was just kidding Jon. I thought I knew you!

 

by BillyBob
4-27-08
So why are we doing this?
Because, I'm sick and tired of him calling us clowns and since he's having a party we'll dress up!
.........................
Well, here we are Harryboy!!!
What the heck is this? Why are you's dressed like that? Halloween ain't for months! You guys are embarrassing Me!!!!!
So when we startin' the party man?

 

by BillyBob
5-26-08
So where exactly is this place?
Its down the road.
You said that three hours ago!
I know, don't worry its there.
Yeah, I am! That its NOT there!
Um, if its not, you got Me and the road to keep ya company!

 

by BillyBob
6-23-08
.........................
You da man Buzz!
You know Harry, I'd really like to know what's inside that briefcase of yours!
That is for Me to know and for you to find out!!!
Ah isn't this great? I've been workin' here for years and can't stop wanting the job!
Really? This is My second day I can't wait to QUIT!!!!!

 

by BillyBob
7-20-08
OK sis, you better get ready or Mom is gonna be mad!
Huh, look who's talkin'!
Are you ready yet?
Okay okay, I'm gettin' ready!
She's gonna ground both of us!
HEY GET OUT OF HERE!!! SHUT THE DOOR!!!!!!

 

by BillyBob
8-21-08
Oh what to do?
To kill My boredom I'll do a thing or two!
I'll work here!
I'll work there!
Out of My chair!
I'll work everywhere!!!

 

by BillyBob
9-26-08
Stay tuned for the continuing marathon after the conclusion of the feature!
Wow, I can't believe it! The stink'in movie's on for twelfth time today!
Its a good thing networks is got marathons. If you missed it, now you won't!
If you loved it you can memorized the whole thing or if you hate it, you'll hate it more!

 

by BillyBob
10-25-08
Oh I can't wait for you to show Me Hanky! I love this dark walk in the woods because its so cool!
Its not that much further Alex! Oh I see it now. I think you'll have a ball!
Its so freaking dark I can't see squat! Oh what was that? I think a bat flew on Me!!!!!!
Oh Alex, don't spoil the fun!

 

by BillyBob
11-22-08
Okay, I'm here! Gimme some turkey!
Hey dude, I can't wait fer the Turk! I want it all!
Yeah, is it done yet? I'm starving!
Is it done yet? It EXPLODED! Who set the degrees to 1000???!!!!

 

by BillyBob
12-23-08
Oh I gotta get this back to Santa!
Whoa, its a long way to his workshop. Won't he be surprised when he sees I found the present that dropped out of his bag on his sleigh!
Hey, Hey Santa, I found it, I found it!
OK! What are you waiting for? Christmas is just hours away! We gotta get go'in!

 

by BillyBob
1-28-09
So why the long face?
Well, I'll you why. I'm out of work! Huh, I got fired simply for not putting boxes onto the shelves!
There is one way you can look at it you know.
Yeah and what's that?
You got shelved!
Oh very funny, you're hilarious babe!

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