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by Boring
1-01-08
My genitals are tingling.
More nails then?
I guess so.
There you go.
Now they feel like they´re on fire.
More nails then?

 

by Boring
1-20-08
Look what I bought, darling! Now the setup for our fuckfest weekend is perfect!
I don´t understand.
Don´t you see the expanded choices for our roleplay scenarios? - The firefighter, the sheep AND the syphillitic cat!
Who is this guy?
You´re not farmer Bob, are you? Stable door again, huh?

 

by Boring
2-01-08
And it was said a bee shall lead them. Lead them through the desert and through the gates of paradise.
I totally dig these ancient words of wisdom.
You´re aware I´m just a hallucination caused by a disease you caught from buggering camels?
There´s as many different ways to achieve enlightenment as there´s camel hair between my teeth.
Just asking. Follow me then.

 

by Boring
2-03-08
Penis season!
Vagina sea ... wait! You´re not the rabbit!
Maybe I am.
So that´s one of your paws in a handpuppet?
I don´t normally call that part of my body "paw". But you may if you´re nice.

 

by Boring
2-05-08
You win.
What do you mean? You caught me before I could ransack your house!
Yes. Now I´ll have to beat you up, pull out your fingernails really slowly, put toothpicks into your eyeballs, cut your limbs off and rape you repeatedly.
So you win at pulling me over to the dark side.
Did I mention I´m not really a competitive guy and I don´t mind losing at all?

 

by Boring
2-05-08
You win.
You´re saving your virginity for marriage?
No way. You lost that battle long ago.
Then what did i win?
You´ve been voted Mister Copyroom 2008. Those office ladies really dig your abs.
Well, they´re the only muscles I CAN work out.

 

Listen up, guys! This just in from head-intelligence: Ovaries shut down permanently. Menopause in effect since eleven hundred this morning!
MENS-CON 0? You kiddin´ me, Sarge? Dammit, now I´m never gonna see the beauties of Red River Valley ...
by Boring, 2-16-08

 

by Boring
2-22-08
Marco!
Polo!
Right answer again, guys! Marco Polo was the first European to travel the silk road to China. Not bad for rotting brains!
Enough now! Why don´t you go and play in the stillborn children depot instead?
But Butch don´t wanna go home yet.

 

Fuck disco!
I´m so D.I.S.C.O.
by Boring, 3-22-08

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