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by Brettles
9-11-03
SUP JIGGA!?!?!?
LOL I AM NOT A JIGGA I AM A CHIGGA WTF!?!?!?@!?ewq?rdsa??!?!?!
LOL CHIGGA DAS GAY
fuck
3WOEHA WTF WUZ THAT!?
lol iono

 

by Brettles
9-11-03
THE COP PULLS OVER A CAPTAIN.
I LIKE KFC!
FUCK I'M WRITING YOU A TICKET, RACIST.
CAPTAIN IS VERY SECRETIVE.
I AM NOT RACIST, I AM JUST HALF OF A DOLPHIN.
WTF WTF WTF
WTF LOL I WOULD HAVE NEVER KNOWN THAT!!! :D lolo
J/K LOL I WAS JUST FRONTIN'.
I KNEW IT!1 :o MEDDLING KIDS!

 

by Brettles
9-14-03
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by Brettles
9-14-03
OMG D00D DO YOU HAVE ANY POT!?!?!?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
harharh marijanauenaui joeks zre funyt!11
yeh i no
AJAJAJAJAJJA
HAHAHAJAJAJAJAJ

 

by Brettles
9-14-03
HEY MAN YOU WANT A BEER?
HELL NAW THAT IS FOR CRIMINALS.
STFU
NO THX
OMG U HAEV MAED ME TURN BALCK!1
NOOOOOOOO

 

by Brettles
9-14-03
This is panel 3.
NUFN MUCH WANA CYBER
USRE!1
This is panel 1.
HELLO.
HYE.
This is panel 2.
EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO ME TAKES ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK.
JUST SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU.

 

by Brettles
9-15-03
LOL HOW THE FUK DID THIS NAIL GET IN MY HEAD LOL!?!?
LOL I DONT NO MAN BUT UR REGEIRIDHTATOR IS RUNNING, YOU BETTER CATCH IT!1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHA DHASH!
WELL THAT ISTN ANY HELP YOU FUCKING DOLT I HATE YOU I HOPE THAT YOU DIE AND GET RAPED
y are u inculstign me i am just an innosent skqiwirel!1?
STFU
Y DON'T U!?!?!?

 

by Brettles
9-15-03
MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE IF YOU DON'T GOT BUNS HUN.
lol beka loek at her bnut
BABY GOT BACK!11
*whipping sound*
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT, HO HO HO HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO.
wtf

 

by Brettles
9-15-03
MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE IF YOU DON'T GOT BUNS HUN.
lol beka loek at her bnut
BABY GOT BACK!11
*whipping sound*
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT, HO HO HO HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO.
wtf

 

by Brettles
9-15-03
OMG U ACCIDENTIALLY SUBMITTED A COMIC TWICE, FAHGGTOT
FUK U D0D
OMG U ACCIDENTIALLY SUBMITTED A COMIC TWICE, FAHGGTOT
FUK U D0D
OMG U ACCIDENTIALLY SUBMITTED A COMIC TWICE, FAHGGTOT
FUK U D0D

 

by Brettles
9-15-03

 

by Brettles
9-16-03
HEY I'M ROBBIE AND I'M SO COOL NLKFNASLKF.
lol i no u r thtatz y im msakign a coicmc abotu u sily!!1
KTHXBAI
I TURNED ARABIAN
EXPLOSION BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM1111

 

by Brettles
9-17-03
I CAN TWIST MY PENIS IN MILLIONS OF DIFFERENT SHAPES.
WHOA, DUDE, THAT'S FUCKING COOL!
SEE? I JUST TURNED MY PENIS INTO A CIGARETTE, HARTAHRAH!
WHOA, FUCK.
I JUST TURNED MY PENIS INTO AN ASIAN WOMAN.
*seizure*

 

by Brettles
9-21-03
DEVO IS MY FAVOREITE BANDEE!11
OMGM I AM PLAYGIGN POKCET POOOL1
WHJIP IST GEOOD
CRACK THART EWHIP!1
YOU MUST WGIPHIP IT 11
INTO SHAPEE1

 

by Brettles
10-03-03
OMG U HAEV HAD NO TYMEZ TO MAEK COMICS IN A WHIEL!1
Yeah, I know. Sadly, school has been interfering with my entertainment time. I made myself black.
COOLLOOL
Yeah, Mr. Cooley's website is the best.
OYANK.
:D

 

by Brettles
10-07-03
I ENJYO TEK DEKC SK8IGN
YEH SERIUSLY BUT IM IN THE ARMY, AND HAEV NO TIEM FO IT
I ENJYO TEK DEKC SK8IGN
YEH SERIUSLY BUT IM IN THE ARMY, AND HAEV NO TIEM FO IT
I ENJYO TEK DEKC SK8IGN
YEH SERIUSLY BUT IM IN THE ARMY, AND HAEV NO TIEM FO IT

 

by Brettles
10-09-03
WTF
MAN I LVOE TO ROLERBLAED
SMAE HEAR EXCEPT I AM BLAKC AND DO NOT HAVE THE ABILITY TO
TEH THIGN IS WHEN YOU TOTALLY GO UP TEH RAEMP U ALWAYSZ JUMP AND YUOR NIGAR LEGZ ALWAUYZ GET SPRINYG
YEH I KNO
WEL IM GOIGN 2 OG ROLELRBLAED IL SE U LATER
c u 2 im gona go masurbaet i wunse did it fo liek 5 houirz nwo IM STERUL!11

 

by Brettles
10-09-03
HYE DID U KNNWO THE BAND "WILD CHERRY" THAt BNAD THAT SINGZ "PALY THAT FUKNY MUSIC" R ALL WITE!?!?!?!?!?!?
OMG :0 I THUGHOT THAT THYUE WERE AL NIGRES
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO >:000
SOZ SIR DINT MAEN TO MAEK U MAD
TI IS ALRITE NWO I WIL MOEV BACK TO VIRGINIA WHEER I ENSLAVDE MY DUAGHTRE
TRUR TRU SAEM SAEM

 

by Brettles
10-15-03
TAHT BOI NEDZ THERATPY
FRONTEIR HPYSYICAITSRST
TAHT BOI NEDZ THERATPY
FRONTEIR HPYSYICAITSRST
TAHT BOI NEDZ THERATPY
FRONTEIR HPYSYICAITSRST

 

by Brettles
10-15-03

 

by Brettles
12-16-03
THSI IS OEN UV DA GAYEST COMICS I HAEV EVER READ!111
FUK OFF HO ALL U DO IS COMPLANE
UR SO GAY
NO U R
LOL HANDS OFF MY BICH J/K ACTUALLY I AM NOT J/K GET DA FRICK OF MY WOMANMN!1
I WUZ NOT GROPTIGN UR BABE I WUZ JUST ARGUINGN WIT HER DOTN KIL ME PLZ DONT U C

 

by Brettles
12-16-03
Wow, it's been 2 months since I've made a comic.
I know, how are you going to catch up with all of the other members who made so many comics?
You see, it's about the quality of the content, not the quanity.
That makes you a hypocrite.
FUCK OFF.
I hate everyone.

 

by Brettles
12-16-03
If only there was a bathroom background. The ashes is a substitute for a hot tub, since Stripcreator hasn't added a hot tub yet.
U SEE MUTHAFUCKAZ THIS IS MY HOT TUB
U C YM HTO TUBB GOEZ BU-BU-BUBBEL U HAERD!??!1 :):()0
MOTHAFUCKAZ GET DA FUARK OUT OF MY KRIBB

 

by Brettles
12-16-03
I GOT THE ONE THING YOU WANT, GET IT ALL NIGHT LONG, YOU GOT THE ONE THING I NEED, WHEN YOUR BODY TALKS
I GOT THE ONE THING YOU WANT, GET IT ALL NIGHT LONG, YOU GOT THE ONE THING I NEED, WHEN YOUR BODY TALKS
I GOT THE ONE THING YOU WANT, GET IT ALL NIGHT LONG, YOU GOT THE ONE THING I NEED, WHEN YOUR BODY TALKS

 

by Brettles
12-16-03
NOW KIDS, STOP PACKING UP! STOP IT, CLASS HAS NOT ENDED YET!
STOP FUCKING PACKING UP! GET THE FUCK BACK IN YOUR SEATS I AM NOT DONE TALKING!
SERIOUSLY, ALL THE FUCK YOU KIDS DO IS DISRESPECT ME! I HATE ALL OF YOU! TIME TO SHOW YOU A FUCKING PHARCIDE ABOUT SCIENCE!
HAHAHAHAH DAMN YOU KIDS HAVE NO FUCKING SENSES OF HUMOR I HATE YOU. PERIOD 1 WAS LAUGHING THEIR BUNS OFF AT THIS SHIT!
OKAY, STOP TALKING! I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF EXPLAINING A FUCKING LAB! GET THE FUCK BACK TO YOUR SEAT AND DON'T MESS UP MY CLASS WITH YOUR STUPID ASS QUESTIONS.
OKAY, I'M DONE. GET THE FUCK OUT.

 

by Brettles
12-16-03
OMG I AM EVAN I COPY BRETT'S CRIBS IDEA BECAUSE I AM A FART FACE.
I'M SO FARTY.
SERIOUSLY, WHY DO I HAVE TO BE A FART-FACE?
The End

 

by Brettles
12-16-03
I THINK THOSE GEICO COMMERCIALS ARE FUNNY.
THEY HAVE A CLEVER PICK-UP LINE.
THEY'RE MY FAVORITE.

 

by Brettles
12-16-03
I DIZCOVEREDE THERE WIL BE AN APOPKOLPSE SOON!1
OMG FARTS R U SERIOUZ!?
YES, AT APPROXIEMETNETALY 4:00 O'KLOCK THEREE WIL BE 4 TRILION METEROS COMIGN FROM TEH MON AND INTO THE SWEAGE OF THE EARTH! :(:(:( :0
OGM WERE SOOOO SCREWED!1 KIND OF LIEK TEH SCREW LIEK A DRILL!1111
BOOM BOOM COMETS EVERETYYHWERE!11111111 PHEW FUCKC ITS JUST TEH MOION1! :):):):):):):):):):):):):
OH MY GODD!11 IT 4:01 THEH APOLCOLYPSES IS SOON TO ARRIEV!1
OGM ITS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Brettles
12-16-03
TEH COMIC IS NOTHING!
TEH COMIC IS NOTHING!
TEH COMIC IS NOTHING!

 

by Brettles
12-16-03
MY NAEM IZ SARAH ADN I TELL MY TEACHERZ THTA IM GOOD AT SK8BORDIGN
PHPHPHPH PHPHPHPH PHPHPHP HPHPHPHPH PHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPH PHPHPHPH PHPHPHPHPHP
wtf notthingn 4 thsi panell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

by Brettles
12-17-03
OGM MOM U MNAED BURIOTOZ 4 DINNAR CAN I HAVE 4000000000000000 OF TEHM?????////
FUK JUNYOIR NO U CANNOT YUO HAEV TO HAEV 1 AT A FN TIEM
UR SO MAEN
WELLL IF U WERENT SUHC A SPOILD BRAT I WOIULD LET U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >;0
fuk off i haet u
my lief is a livieng farthole

 

by Brettles
12-17-03
ALRIGHT, KIDDIES. WHAT IS A WORD THAT DESCRIBES FLUFFING
WHOOPS I MEANT TO SAY STUFFING HAHAH :D :D :D
:)

 

by Brettles
12-17-03
B-But..
JIMMY, I DON'T GIVE A HOOT IF THERE IS A PURPLE ELEPHANT WITH A YELLOW ZEBRA IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM! TURN AROUND.
Jimmy starts crying. He's 14.
:'( :'(
Now, Kevin.. What did you do with Jimmy's pencil?
He was drawing a smiley face on my desk, and I told him I would give it back after class because I don't want him drawing on my desk.
Put the pencil over on that desk.

 

by Brettles
12-17-03
HELLO KIDS IM A COWBYO IM HEER 2 SOLEV PROBLEMZ ADN BRIGN JKUSTICE AND PEACE 2 ALL
WEL MY MIOM GROUDNED MMMMEN LSTA WEEK WUT AM I TO DO!?!?!?!?!?
WEL SONNNNY ALL U HAEV 2 DO IS BE A NIEC BOY ANDN YUO WILL GET WUTEVAR U WIUSH :D
KTHX
MY PLEZEAURE ! ! ! ^.^ ^.^6

 

by Brettles
12-18-03
OMG CHRIS YOUR PEEPEE IS SO AWESOME.
YEAH BITCH.
OMG CHRIS YOU'RE SUCH A PIMP AND YOUR MUSCLES ARE SO HOT.
YEAH HO.
I couldn't think of anything to put here.

 

by Brettles
5-03-04
HOLY BALZ WYH YUO TRYIN TO ARGEU
U SEE ALL U SDO IS SLUYT ALL THE FUKCIN THIEM
O SORY
ITZ FIEN HJYST STOIP
WHO WANTZ CKAEK AND LMNONAIDE!?!? !?!?!?!?!?! =) =) =)
oh i do!111 ^_^_^_^_^_^_

 

by Brettles
5-04-04
FETCH.
vbarjk bartk!1
FETCH.
vbarjk bartk!1
DNOT MOKC MY RESPONSALBILITYS YUO FUKCINN MUTT
LOL

 

by Brettles
6-25-04
OGM IT'S XMAS!111 :)
osm!1
but i thot blakcs selebrated kwanza!1?!?
WTF

 

by Brettles
6-25-04
THSI PARTY SEEMS FUN~!111111!!!
thsi is 1 k3wl party!1`
DAMN STREIFGT MAN!!11 :)
yo guys wana hear a hjoke
wtf do ui call 2 niogars in a sleepign bag@?@!? tWIX!11 OLOLOLOLOL
STFU RACIST

 

by Brettles
7-20-04
Hey Mario, do you think that you can do me a favor?
Hey, Orlando.
Well, remember our deal a while ago?
Oh yeah. I remember.
Well?
I successfully got into Mid-Eastern border with almost no effort, and nothing was made of it because they look at me as if I am a fucking fat ass dego plumber.

 

by Brettles
7-31-04
but robie is a very niec and respecutcful purson!1
i loev him hes my budy11 =D
lol
hez the onyl purson that my mateur self kan haev a convursatan wiht
lief sux
every1 shud dei

 

by Brettles
8-01-04
helo i am mega_h8 i liek stupid thigns bcuz im a gya hed
I am Brettles, most people here must assume that my lack of grammar and spelling in my comics is unintentional.
im a doodie faec
Taking Stripcreator seriously is cool.
i knwo wut u r but wut am i
I am a 12 year old who is friends with Robb (xxausrottenxx) and Rob (robm). IM A FGA BCUZ NOOEN KNWOS ME HERE!11

 

by Brettles
8-01-04
BILY U LITL SUMBIHTCH ITZ TIEM TO AET!1111
stfu mom get da fuk out uv mie roum
u fukin brat get tegfuck dowen heer!1Q
mom ur suhc a bithc
cmmogn i maed chkikn n duymplgigng ngngngs

 

by Brettles
8-02-04
son get teh fukc 2 ur rum
but dad i dot5n wnana
u littel mofuckar u gto til teh vcuont of 3!11 >:(
niga plz last tiem u did thsi i alomst died!1
ur 19 nwo son, its tiem we haev a talk abiuot wut sex is
EWWIE DAD WTF

 

by Brettles
8-03-04
MAN GTES APPROACHEDDSDDS
LOL SMOKIGN IS COOL DOTN U WANA 2 BE COL!?.,,/
YO MOFUCKA U KNO THAT SHIT IS BAD!?!
WTF WUT A FAG
wel if yur gona be a ghaybo
d00d U FUKCIGN R ST0PID
LOL!!!!! =)
LOL APRIL F090LZ!1
LOLOLOLOLOL OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOL OLOLOLOLOL

 

by Brettles
8-03-04
LOL HEY IM DERW!11
stfu
LOL HEY IM DERW!11
stfu
LOL HEY IM DERW!11
stfu

 

by Brettles
1-19-05
HYE I WUZ AWAY 4 A WILE@@@!!!!11
I can't think of what to put here.
I can't think of what to put here, either.
Or here
Or here

 

by Brettles
2-28-05
SO DIS 1 TIEM I WUZ W/ MY WIEF N I SAID STFU
LOLZ
LLO SO TEHN SHE SAID I WUZ TEH FAG
;;LKJHGFDSA WTF
HYE LOOK ITZ WORLDZ WILDEST POLIEC CHASE VIEDEOS!11
=D lolol ^_^_^

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