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by BunnyDog3
4-24-01
I wish I could make one of those typical comics about how my life is all angsty and why it sucks... maybe even how I wish it could be...
But no one cares... and even if they did, I would feel weird and awkward...
Maybe that's because I don't know why I'm angsty...or even what I want... ------------------------------------------- *sigh*

 

by BunnyDog3
4-24-01
comics are best when you close your eyes while choosing characters...
GOD! I just can't take this life! Time to be a'shufflin' off this mortal coil...
Hmm, I've seen this type of depression before...maybe a trip to phallic bunny land would do him good...
then you get the fun of trying in vain to make sense!
Mrrr!
dum dum dee dum
try it, it's better than crack ... (Kill me)
Lo Lo LOOOO la!
It is waaaay to stupid here to be depressed.

 

by BunnyDog3
4-24-01
I was gonna go to bed...
but really, how can I?
WHen there is so much fun and excitement in the land of COMICS!

 

by BunnyDog3
4-24-01
Look, a bird!!
What is up, bird?
Do people actually try to tell you that you don't suck?

 

by BunnyDog3
4-24-01
You are a lazy bitch!
Yeah! You at the computer!
Who are you to be all concerned about school? You are making comics at 1:30 am.
Who cares if you fail Philo? That college didn't want you anyway.
So fuck yourself and die, 'ho.
HA. You aren't even cool enough to be a nurd.

 

by BunnyDog3
4-24-01
Squwak!
Creeeech!
Doo Doo Doo Daaa!
MNA-MNA!!
God, I love Sesame Street.
Pull up your pants, pervert.

 

by BunnyDog3
4-24-01
Today I had a conversation about which Zappa is the coolest...
I love nurds.
It is too bad that I wil never, ever...ever, ever, ever...ever really be happy.

 

by BunnyDog3
4-25-01
So I'm sitting at the computer...reading old emails, perusing random sites...
dum dee dum...
Why do I find sleep so non-valuble

 

by BunnyDog3
4-25-01
So, this thing...would it fit up Greg's ass?
Um...yes
Alright...now, it that each one individually, or all of them together?
Ummm...
Sooo, could I be the one to put them up Greg's ass?
Yipe.

 

by BunnyDog3
4-25-01
So I go to Sonic and order two frozen slushes and a death virus...
And the chick askes "Did you say Ice water?"
I just agreed with her...I mean, all death viruses come from my crotch anyway...

 

by BunnyDog3
4-25-01
Gravity is like this big comb, and everything is drawn to it, just like I am drawn to the happy world corporation...
because of all the friction that makes the sun shine, and all those aliens who come steal our crops for food...
Someday, I'll be sorry for this mockery...I will die and wish I had ordered immortality foot braces...oh me! There is no careness in the world!

 

by BunnyDog3
4-25-01
She's a new age girl! Tell us what she's like! Environmentalism girl! Does she ride a bike?
What's the frequency, Kenneth? they shout endernamaahhhna! urrrrb
...And I wonder...I WA WA WA WA wonder...Why...WA WA WA WA why she ran away...

 

by BunnyDog3
4-25-01
I..We...They... Urr...
Am I tired? Why am I not making sense?
Oh, I know. Too many twirling positive and negative energies making draning-sink like shapes in my head. You see, it's like our galaxy...it's all hot and thick at the center...

 

by BunnyDog3
4-25-01
Ug! I wish I could just stop thinking and be happy.
I have no reason to be upset...it's just so easy for me to make myself miserable.
It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache.

 

by BunnyDog3
4-25-01
I'm sure there is someone out there reading my comics and those of my esteemed nurd colleagues, thinking "What the heck? This isn't funny! I don't even get it!"
Well, sometimes comics aren't meant for every reader. Sometimes they aren't intended to be funny... Sometimes they have a higher purpose.
Okay, what I'm saying is that these damn comics are our only source of communication...SO LAY OFF! ...bastard.

 

by BunnyDog3
4-25-01
Y'know, I'm not really that upset, I just suck...and would you quit bashing yourself!!!!!!??
No, NEVER!!!
I never make good use of "props" ...why?
It's how tornados work... NOW YOU GOT IT!! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... *sniffle* ... ... ... Oh, won't somebody love me?

 

by BunnyDog3
4-25-01
I was just contemplating why all the feamle charaters are so goddamn ugly...
Hrm
When suddenly, for no reason...
*glee*
... I LOVE YOU!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!! (...but I still don't know why...)

 

by BunnyDog3
4-25-01
I have unpredictable emotional fluctuation...
...and I make no sense...
But I have a belly-button ring... What fun!!!

 

by BunnyDog3
4-25-01
Urm..
So hey...
You come here often?

 

by BunnyDog3
4-25-01
When a chick talks to you, just say...
Is that a keg in yo' pants? 'Cuz I'd sho' like to tap 'dat ass!!
It always works for me.

 

by BunnyDog3
4-25-01
Comics are the saddest form of communication...
fitting for us, no?
When I make comics where you talk, I am really just talking to myself...
y'know, between 3 people, we've made the last 20 or so cartoons...
I keep being tempted to call you by your name...
Damn inferior communication...

 

by BunnyDog3
4-25-01
No wonder it hurts to sit for more than a few minutes!!!!
Suck!

 

by BunnyDog3
4-25-01
If i were surrounded by any more suavity, i would swoon and weep and die...
So time for a change of pace...
"Almost all of the people in ancient Rome would be happy to throw a branch in your ass, you dick head. "

 

by BunnyDog3
4-25-01
*contented sigh*
How swell life is.
There is no feeling quite so fulfilling as that after one has made an assload of shitty comics.
*sigh again*

 

by BunnyDog3
4-26-01
Stupid comic fest...
Wiggle wiggle...
Believe me, dear, you didn't miss a damn thing...

 

by BunnyDog3
4-26-01
Here i sit, in front of the computer, pathetic beyond belief...
Too much to pretend that I am a normal human, but not enough to become obsessed with anything even remotely useful, or to gain any sort of productive knowledge...
I'm stuck in nurd limbo, and it's worse than hell.

 

by BunnyDog3
4-26-01
Hmm, I'm a thinkin' that I should minimize my time on lowpass tonight...
because I spent $50 bucks on a fucking computer (fuck fuck fuck) game today, even though I swore I never would...
I'm so ashamed...but I at least intend to get my money's worth.

 

by BunnyDog3
4-27-01
Y'know, I am not going to be mad that you almost failed me and utterly ignored me today...
Nor am I going to bitch because your absence made me have to spend extended time with the glitter-spewing freak...
...But you gloated about all the fun you had ditching me in a COMIC?! That's just pure evil...You don't know how I hurt...
Meh.

 

by BunnyDog3
4-27-01
I really love being the responsible one sometimes, making reservations, organizing meetings, pulling shit together for the whole group to enjoy...
But no one appreciates me! They slack off! They don't return my calls! They completely ignore what is going on, and then take it for granted when I miraculously pull shit off...
...But really, I suck, so who cares?

 

by BunnyDog3
4-27-01
I am sooooo tired.
Been a looooong day.
UCK! And I cannot BELIEVE that your name for mike is Lt. Nurd... WHY?! And why is everyone stealing my spelling of nurd, anyway?

 

by BunnyDog3
4-28-01
Today: I did nothing in school, my school friends all sucked ass, I am starting to get sick again, My prom date hasn't called me to arrange anything yet, and prom is tommorrow...
I had to race to get my friends from out of town, and it was impossible to amuse them, I got clawed by a kitten, Shogun doesn't take discover, relationships perplex me- in a bad way...
I went to a stupid party were guys were drinking beer out of a bowl with a straw, then I went to Kmart and my dad bitched me out. I am tired. Now I'm here. TA DA!! (fuck life)

 

by BunnyDog3
4-28-01
Maybe if I cross my fingers and start praying a lot, Life will stop sucking for a breif amount of time...
Nahh, no way.

 

by BunnyDog3
4-29-01
When you talk to this character as if it were something resembling me, I am confused and afraid...
Isn't it very clear to all that I am an S&M penguin?
And this here guy looks nothing like a Phallic bunny...So quit bastardizing the untouched purity that is our lowpass comic creator identities...
even though i didn't even get to pick mine...

 

by BunnyDog3
4-29-01
My phone is in my pocket.
It is making my ass blink in an auditory type way.

 

by BunnyDog3
4-30-01
Why am I such a bitch to everyone that is worth anything?
Because you suck ass...
Yeah, I knew those comic-makin' kids were wrong...

 

by BunnyDog3
4-30-01
Today I got a PlayStation 2!!
I am so pleased that I have not left the television all day! ...except for now - to use the computer...
...The transformation into nirdity is complete!
I am not benevolent enough to consume you.

 

by BunnyDog3
4-30-01
Why is it that just when life is starting to smooth out in general, something stupid happens and makes it all confusing?
This is always the case! Why?
Because God hates you! There will be no ranch again tomorrow!

 

by BunnyDog3
4-30-01
Lee Le Leeeeee! See how I suck!?! Let me stay and suck with you!!!
NO! Get the heck out of here!
Yeah!!
DIE!!!!!
As if this proves nothing...
But..I..er...Hey is your ass in those pants, cuz mine went... ... ...awaay..er ... ... ... um... I had something witty prepared, but I forgot it...

 

by BunnyDog3
4-30-01
Die, you kid! I mean..not really, but you suck.
What?
'Cause, see, like, I am trying to have witty banter so that you will like me or something and..um..not think that..um..i..you...
Are you still talking at me?
Cuz you...Um...words!! I mean. Get it? ... So, Hi...
Hey look, something interesting.

 

by BunnyDog3
4-30-01
Masochism? Hrm, well I am an S&M penguin...so I am told...
Well?
If I could move my arms, I would hit you with this thing I am holding.
Oh.
Maybe you should have just run away when you had the chance...
Oh, look, a pretty flower.

 

by BunnyDog3
4-30-01
I have never had a conversation this long with you in real life.
Yup.
So...
Isn't it great how computers can be such a social-enhancement tool?
Yup.

 

by BunnyDog3
4-30-01
Well, computer, it was a good day. I was unproductive, I loafed around all day and I spent 3 hours and $500 at Best Buy!!
I should kill myself shouldn't I?
Yes

 

by BunnyDog3
5-01-01
Moments ago, I was weeping like a little girl and hating life a lot...WAAAAAAAAAY more than usual...
But then I came here and read comics made by my little comic buddies...I laughed, I cried...Life is grand again...
Thank you, you are all so wonderful!!! ... ... ...*weep of joy* ... ... .. .... ... ... Hmm, should I be concerned at how pathetic this is?

 

by BunnyDog3
5-01-01
Group Sex???
YAAAAY!! ...I mean..urm..
How happy can I be about this and still make people think I am being sarcastic?

 

by BunnyDog3
5-01-01
This Is what would happen if "little asian girls" were bizzarre...
Let's play outside!
Oh, lookie! A dead rotting fish carcass!! I want to poke it!
I'll take a picture!
Now let's take a picture of a beer can and a rusted truck!
That was fun, now let's rape a donkey!
Damn.

 

by BunnyDog3
5-01-01
Fuck you...I am not a nird...
Just because I do geeky things and suck...um...I still do not qualify...
er...At least I have never made my own RPG...
You're jealous, aren't you?

 

by BunnyDog3
5-01-01
What is this?
Tis only 9 1/3 o clock!! Way too early for a comic-athon!
Yes, since I have no life, I will allow it!

 

by BunnyDog3
5-01-01
Here is a story...
I used to be in love with Billy Corgan in a really scary way...
He had a guitar that said "honk if you hate people,too"
The End
I still like that slogan...

 

by BunnyDog3
5-01-01
Today in philosophy class, a girl had a fit because someone said "clitoris"
She is a dumb whore...
But then again, who isn't?

 

by BunnyDog3
5-01-01
THE END!

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