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by CaiaphasVulture
11-01-05
Hi, Sandy.
Hey, Pete! So, how's it going with Kenny?
I don't know, he can never be the way Robbie was, he can never really fill that space.
I understand.
But, hey, at least you're not sleeping with him!
Um, right.

 

by CaiaphasVulture
11-01-05
I never meant to kill him. He was my best friend!
It just kind of... happened, you know?
Hehe... you know what I just realized? You aren't the baby I brought to the park, are you?
Dada?

 

by CaiaphasVulture
11-01-05
Instant karma’s gonna get you, gonna knock you right on the head, you better get yourself together 'cause pretty soon you're gonna be dead!
Listen, I know I have nothing to say in my deffence for killing Robbie, and there's a resturant full of victims to... um... to...
What in the world are you thinking of, laughing in the face of love? What on earth are you trying to do? It's up to you, yeah, you! Instant karma's gonna get you, gonna look you right in the face.
Uh, officer, isn't that...
Better get yourself together, darling, join the human race! How in the world are you gonna see, laughing at fools like me? Who in the hell do you think you are? A superstar? Well, right you are...
Just cuff me.

 

by CaiaphasVulture
11-01-05
What cell mate?
How do you like that, pretty boy? You just stay there and make friends with your cell mate!
They used to call me "foxy Doris".

 

by CaiaphasVulture
11-02-05
Day after day, alone on a hill, a man with the foolish grin is keeping prefectly still but nobody wants to know him, they can see he's just a fool but the fool on the hill sees the sun sun going down.
And the eyes in his head see the world spinning around, well on his way, his head in a cloud, the man of a thousand voices talking perfectly loud, but nobody ever hears him.
Or the sounds he appears to make, and he never seems to notice, but the fool on the hill sees the sun going down, and the eyes in his head sees the world spinning around.

 

by CaiaphasVulture
11-02-05
I'm out tomorrow. And Sandy will be waiting for me. And our kid, Robbie Jr. I'll really truly miss you, foxy Doris.
Robbie Jr? But you're name is Pete.
Oh.

 

by CaiaphasVulture
11-02-05
Home, home, skipping my way home home!
Oh, finally I'll see my wife and child again!
I should check my mails, I must have gotten loads of them!
YOU ARE INVITED TO THE WEDDING HELD BETWEEN KENNY AND SANDY THIS SATURDAY AT...
DUMPEE!

 

Well, it's only the second one...
You have a huge ass. Wanna sleep with me?
by CaiaphasVulture, 11-06-05

 

by CaiaphasVulture
11-20-05
No, I'll stay on the ship. I won't run like the other chickens. Titanic is unsinkable.
Right. No one fancy or rich looking at me.
WAIT UP!

 

OK, now I've lost all hope in him...
Oh, heeey... pixled and twice my size. Just the way I like 'em.
by CaiaphasVulture, 11-20-05

 

by CaiaphasVulture
12-04-05
Listen, you little punk, I'm in, you're out and that just the way life goes. If you want the peoples effection, you need to give them stuff, not just leave your freaky mutant butt-eggs where you go!
Still here? Are you retarded or something? Get the fuck out of my face, your pink queerness might pass on to my present. A jolly golly boot up your ass, that's what you're getting for Christmas!

 

by CaiaphasVulture
5-22-06
As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
That's so lame, quoting "Fight Club".
Oh, yeah? What's a "cool" quote then?
I pity the fool.

 

by CaiaphasVulture
5-22-06
I love men with beard.
Score one for the Gogh-man!
I love artistic men.
It just gets better and better.
You know what else I love, Vincent? Men with ears.
Damn.

 

by CaiaphasVulture
5-22-06
Hey, baby!
Hi.
The girls back home call me a sex-bomb! They say I'm great in bed.
Why are you telling me this?
I just can't keep off them blonde chicks, baby!
Neither can I.

 

by CaiaphasVulture
5-22-06
This is actually not a bad way to go.
I mean, dying in my sleep would have been so much worse.
At least now I can die knowing it.
I could just break my neck here and now and get it over with.
... Yup.
Oh, god, I need to poo.

 

... your head.
Messing with...
by CaiaphasVulture, 5-22-06

 

by CaiaphasVulture
5-22-06
Little Janie, why aren't you off playing soccer with your mates?
I'm not playing because I look funny when I run.
No, you don't. Not at all, little Janie.
Are you saying I'm pretty?
Of course you are.
Fine, then I'm not playing because you're a pedophile. One step closer and I'll mace you, dad.

 

by CaiaphasVulture
5-22-06
Something's wrong with America today. How is it that naked is the same as sexy nowadays?
Beats me.
And being passionate about something is being a geek?
Whatever.
And being clueless is considered cool?
Dunno. I'm cool. Wanna go bump uglies?

 

by CaiaphasVulture
5-22-06
I had a weird dream last night.
Really? What was it about?
I was on a plane with a bunch of people. 50 Cent was there, and my boss and Brad Pitt. And the plane crashed and everyone died but me.
Scients say that the ones you "kill" in your dreams are usually the ones you want to be or you envy.
Woah...
Harry Potter was on your dream plane too, wan't he?

 

by CaiaphasVulture
6-14-06
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... should I even ask?
According to the girl who just shamelessly promoted her site... no.

 

by CaiaphasVulture
3-31-07
Oyhoy, fair maid'n! I've be come to rescue thee!
Come again?
I, Sir Knight of Knightington, have be come to have your frail ivory hand in marrige! Now, allow me to heroicly swing you across my shoulder, my princess!
Say, how thick is that visor on your hemlet?
Thick enough...
Hey-oh!

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