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You want to get some ice cream?
Are you asking me out?
What? No! I just want ice cream.
Oh. Good.
I don't go out with strangers.

 

We sort of disapeared over time, didn't we.
Shut up.
Why? We did! We should do something about it! We don't even get a background for god's sakes!
I didn't get forgotten.
Okay, then what did happen?
Everyone just stopped paying attention to me.

 

Oh, sure. That's just another way of saying you were forgotten.
No. People need to remember me to know they don't care.
Didn't you betray me? Like, ten times?
Why do you always focus on the bad times?
Dude, you frickin' tried to kill me!
Or did I?

 

Dude, this is some good stuff!
Yup. That's what I hear!
You do realize that's illegal, correct?
GAH! A TALKING OWL! that really is some good stuff....
Und zat's how I saved crist-mas.
Grandpapa, zat's not a true story, ees eet?

 

No, don't you see? I might only be a figment of your imagination due to your exposure to hallucinagenic drugs, but I'm also the new villain.
I thought Lorenzo was the new villain?
Don't you understand? That was simply an attempt to confuse the adueince, as Jason last saw me in form of Slime, but in fact the slime and I have split forms, hence both of us are the new villain.
Then why are you an owl if you were slime?
Because I'm a hallucination you dolt. I'm not real. Stupid and gullable, too. You're useless to me. I'm going to go be someone elses hallucination. Do I pay you know or something?
No. I guess not. But your british accent is pretty damn anoying.

 

Dude. Why are we here?
So now your a philosopher? I already told you I don't know.
This is amazing! What'd you say this sauce on it was.
Cyanide. And rat poision. Mixed together. With wet paper. And lead.
And some horseraddish.

 

You know, I don't think there's been a single "default" comic joke (on purpose) this entire time!
Don't be stupid, that's.....wait. You're right.
I mean, this is a pretty stupid, nonsensical comic, you'd figure he'd go for the easiest joke to make.
Seriously. Like, 131 comics in, and he acctually puts effort into this shitty strip.
Shitty? I L<3VE ZOMBO!
And now I remember why I shouldn't ever try to have reasonable conversations with you...Forgetful slime is soooooo much more fun.

 

Remember the goold old days?
The good old days?
In "the Good Old Days"
Are you sure this is safe?
What's the worst that can happen?
..........
I hate you.

 

When did we start hanging out in this valley?
Years ago?
I guess so. Hey, what do you think Flagstaff is up to?
.....Yhatzee?
John, I'm serious.
Oh.

 

Wait, I got it! We should do a reboot! All the cool kids are doing it!
Zombo, what would that acomplish?
I don't know, but this comic got weird. I'm not even the main character!
That's because nobody loves you. But very well, a reboot it is!
The Zombie Tries Hard
Let me eat you, Kimosabe.
No.

 

I love Zombo.
Grrrrrr!
Sing?
Invade hell!
God!
I feel like this reboot isn't really working.

 

Now, you've been charged with poisoning a sandwhich, which is an oddly serious offense.
I could always try to be smaller.
..........Anyways, what I recommend you do is escape through the air ducts.
That's your legal advice?
I am not going to lie to you; I am not a very good lawyer.

 

I decided to abandon the slime. The joke had worn old. Besides, some sandwhich poisoner had escaped, and the Feds wanted my help tracking her down.
What leads doo we have, Sergeant?
I am very obviously not with law enforcement...
Sergeant O'Malley was playing hard to get. But I knew the shake.
Listen up, donut boy! I ned to find that broad!
I don't have time for this.
And then it hit me like a tampon filled with white wine. This wasn't O'Malley!
Hands where I can see them, punk, and no sudden movements!
Jesus Christ, is that a gun?! Don't shoot!

 

Sergeant O'Malley was my brother-in-law. If you harmed a single hair on his head...
I swear man! I didn't do anything to him!
Elsewhere...
Zombo, I need your help.
Oh, I don't do anything anymore. I just loiter around this temple. You need someone like John, or Killsq, or Jason, or Jack.
Zombo please...I've been framed for murder.
I don't see any way that could be an amusing storyline. Good luck.

 

Sergeant O'Malley was my brother-in-law. If you harmed a single hair on his head...
I swear man! I didn't do anything to him!
Elsewhere...
Zombo, I need your help.
Oh, I don't do anything anymore. I just loiter around this temple. You need someone like John, or Killsq, or Jason, or Jack.
Zombo please...I've been framed for murder.
I don't see any way that could be an amusing storyline. Good luck.

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