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by ChaosMan
1-21-06
PARADOX!

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Is your skin made of dog shit?
Is your brain sliced in half? Because it must be since your walking on the streets in your boxers.
Ouch...dissed by the talking horse.

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Hey...uhm...sorry about earlier.
Hey, no prob man!
So I see you are still on the streets.
Yeah. I'm a hobo. They live on the streets and eat from garbage cans.
If you want, you could move in me...I guess.
Wow. I never thought that God would actually throw a miracle on my life.

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Heeeereee we are.
Good, I need to pee.
Uhhh...
Who are you, and what are you doing in my Marshmallow Factory?
There's some weird guy in a trash can inside your bathroom.
Ah, I see you've met Cousin John.

 

by ChaosMan
1-22-06
Day 1 on SURVIVOR: ANTARTICA
Look, we must stay alive!
I hear ya! We'll win that 50,000,000 dollars in Chuckee Cheese tokens!
Day 21 on SURVIVOR: ANTARTICA
Just a few more days...oh crap. Our fire burned out!
I still don't know how we started a fire in Antartica...
Day 70 on SURVIVOR: ANTARTICA
Man, you SUCK at staying alive.
Shut up.

 

by ChaosMan
1-22-06
This is my 7th grade class. It's cool, but the teacher sucks.
Really? I'll fix that.
Hi! Are you a new student?
Go to hell, you pathetic little moron.
All fixed!
Wow. I can't believe you made Mr. Moron quit.

 

by ChaosMan
1-22-06
Since we've been summoned for jury duty, we've been called to the crime scene.
I'm hungry.
Hey Mr. Police Officer guy, do we HAVE to do this jury duty crap?
Of course you do!
He said we don't have to do this jury duty crap.
To Pizza Hut!

 

by ChaosMan
1-22-06
That stupid Larry...he stole my lunch money...if only...
...?
Oh crap.
I'll give you 2 choices. You can give me my lunch money and I'll only hit you 199 times. Don't give it back and you will be suffering 200 hits. To the face. Or the torso. Whichever comes first.
That'd be cool.
You wish loser. I could beat you with one swipe of my tail!

 

by ChaosMan
1-22-06
8:00 AM (Thursday)
Well, Tony's at school until 3 PM...what shall I do to pass time...?
3:00 PM
What the hell did you do while I was as school?!
Nothing, I swear!

 

by ChaosMan
1-22-06
Who the hell knocks on a door at 6:30 AM...on a Sunday?!
*Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong*
Yes? Is there any way that I can help you at 6:30 AM on a Sunday, the day I usually wake up at 1 PM...?
Would you like to buy some Girl Scout Cookies?
Tell me little girl, do you really think I would want cookies at 6:30 AM? Do you think that? Do you...?
Uhh...quick energy?

 

by ChaosMan
1-22-06
Dananana, I'm playing a guitar and I'm pretty good! Yeah!! Whoo!!!
You stink.
I do? Well then, it's time for a different song!!!
If only my ears were gouged right now.
Dananana, I'm playing a guitar and I ain't too good! Yeah!! Whoo!

 

by ChaosMan
1-22-06
You're all wimps.

 

by ChaosMan
1-22-06
Hi Tony.
Hi Harry. I'm just checking in. You're outta here Tuesday.
Ok. Thanks.
Bye.
I'm so lonely.
Quiet, inmate!

 

by ChaosMan
1-22-06
Wow...this girl I'm flirting with seems cool.
Wow...this guy I'm flirting with seems coom.
I'll tell her my real name!
I'll tell him my real name!
Samantha Oscars?! EWWWW!!! I'VE BEEN FLIRTING WITH MY SISTER FOR 5 MONTHS?!
Larry Oscars?! EWWWWW!!! I'VE BEEN FLIRTING WITH MY BROTHER FOR 5 MONTHS?!

 

by ChaosMan
1-22-06
Baby, you must be tired 'cuz you been runnin' through my mind all day.
That's so old.
Pfft, it's not older than me!
EWWWWW!!!

 

by ChaosMan
1-22-06
Hey, if you want we could head over to me place for some pizza...
Sounds great, honey.
And then I can show you my Pokemon Plush Doll collection! They're so cute!
Ugh, get away from me Loser!
Hey, that girl said 5 more words than the last one! Whoo! I must be getting better at this flirting stuff!

 

by ChaosMan
1-22-06
*Fart*
NEXT!
*Fart fart*
WE SAID NEXT!!!!
*Fart fart fart*
Ok, we'll be leaving to find a brand new stage for the tryouts, because you have caused the stench of your ass to live in THIS stage forever. Later, Fart-ass.

 

by ChaosMan
1-22-06
Hi-yah!
HI-YAH!!! Whoops...
OUCH!!!
Sorry...
GOD DAMMIT, GET OFF THE FUCKING STAGE!!!

 

by ChaosMan
1-22-06
Ok, kid! What's your talent?
Not caring if the other girls in school laugh at my boobs.
They are kinda funny...wait a minute, NEXT!!!

 

by ChaosMan
1-22-06
A bench...what kinda talent you got?
Not much. I guess just sitting here is my talent.
That's such a lame talent it's not even funny. Ok, maybe it's a little funny. Next.

 

by ChaosMan
1-22-06
Well, if I'm still alive after this, I can tell Tony the food on the plane tasted like rat poison.

 

by ChaosMan
1-22-06
Ok, I'll be back from my family comping trip Tuesday at 1:00PM.
Alright, alright.
Tuesday, 112:59PM.
Oh shit.

 

by ChaosMan
1-22-06
Tuesday, 1:01PM
Can you explain yourself?!
I only have 1 thing to say.
Cousin John did it.
Oh. Ok. Let's go home.
It it's still standing...

 

by ChaosMan
1-22-06
Friday, 3:00PM
Ok. Look, today I have soccer practice. I'll be back in 2 hours. Promise me you won't cause a nuclear war or the end of the world?
I promise, I promise.
As time passes.
Friday, 5:00PM
Holy shit. My lamp is still in place.
It wasn't that hard. All I had to do was lock myself in the bathroom with Cousin John. He happens to be a great chess player.

 

by ChaosMan
3-15-07
Welcome, we've been expecting you. This...is the MATRIX.
The Matrix? If this is the Matrix, why the hell are you in a shinobi costume and why am I in a space suit?
We were on a low budget, sorry.

 

by ChaosMan
3-15-07
The tour of the Matrix...
Andrew here deals with the paperwork.
What are these papers for anyway?
Lawsuits.

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