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by Chaplin
6-08-05
One.one.one.
Still one.
I don't get how counting sheep will help me fall asleep.
Watch Are We There Yet?.

 

by Chaplin
6-08-05
I won't let you vaperize the Earth, Vghtigly.
You won't? My lazer says otherwise!
I hate cheesy B-Movies. They are never realistic.
Year. I look more fluid.
Wheres Spielberg when you need him?

 

by Chaplin
6-08-05
For the last time,Socky, I already know my ABC's. I also learned the letters F & U.
Now now bad words can make people sad. Do you want to go to the nawdy corner?
I want to beat the stuffings outta you then poop on your dead lifeless corpse!
Looks like someone needs a hug...
Later...
Now whats this about Oreo injuring and deflowering a sock puppet?

 

by Chaplin
6-09-05
Are you Captain America??
No I was his first sidekick "Bucky" and I stood for justice until...
Until what?
All my spirit for justice ended when I learned about Bush's war plans.
Yeah, we all been there.
Now I play Kim in Kim Possible.

 

by Chaplin
6-14-05
Did you hear Michael Jackson was found innocent?
Yes.
That is the single most wrong answer they could say! Hes Guilty! Guilty!
Oh come on, He just had a sleepover. Nothing bad happens at sleepovers.
Please don't tell me...
I own the VHS and DVD copy of Thriller.

 

by Chaplin
6-14-05
Good move, Adolf but take that. Checkmate!
No! Now I have to get hit by the bowling ball. *groan*
Don't you just love eXtreme Chess?

 

by Chaplin
6-15-05
Clerks is the greatest movie of all time but Chasing Amy seemed to be Just a money grab...
But Mallrats and Dogma was so amazing and great.
Yes but what if it turns into a Jersey Girl?
Well, It could turn into Jay and Silent Bob:Strikes Back
But do we need a Clerks 2?
Hey! If Rush Hour got a sequal I think its fair for a Good movie to get a sequal...

 

by Chaplin
6-15-05
Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaasssseee...
No, Oreo! I'm not buying you "Clerks:Tenth Anniversity Edition"
Why not??
It teaches you bad words.
What?? It F***ing don't! You are a lying B***! A LYING B***!
Yes you Sure proved your point...

 

by Chaplin
6-15-05
Hello. I'm Oreo and this is Adolf.
We're doing a speacil strip showing you how the comic world changes depending how you use the obscenity filter.
obscenity filter on
obscenity filter off

 

by Chaplin
6-17-05
Please...call for help...
I'm having a heart attack...Why don't... you call a Ambulance??
I would if I could get out of this chair.
Bleh...

 

by Chaplin
6-17-05
Hello. for the next few strips it'll be all about Adolf.
So don't get confused if you wonder where Oreo is.
I'll be vacationing in Miami.
Yes...wait What??
Like I'm vacationing here.
I'm surprised babies can vacation.

 

by Chaplin
6-17-05
Taking a stroll...la-de-da..do-do-doo
Hi, Hooker!
Hi, Little guy. Wanna have a good time?
Like Ping-Pong?
Not Exactly what I meant...

 

by Chaplin
6-17-05
If you're wondering Adolf is singing..IN HIS MIND!!!
Still strolling along. Do-do-doo La-la la fla.
THATS GUYS DEAD!
No but a car crash did leave him paralyzed.
Can I poke'em?
Sure. Use a stick!

 

by Chaplin
6-17-05
Hes still singing...IN HIS MIND!!!
Still strolling..la-la-la-laaaaaa
HEY! You're a dolphin! I eat you with bread!
!!!
Come back! You're magicaly delicous!

 

by Chaplin
6-18-05
COW! Got Milk?
I find that offensive. Whats with always doing a lame "Got Milk?" Pun towards a Cow? A Goat gives milk,too ya know. Why do everyone have to ridicule the cow?
I'm sorry.
You better be.
Later...
Got Milk?
Who the F***!?

 

by Chaplin
6-18-05
Still singing inside his MIND!!!
Wandering...Do-do-de-doooo.
Hey! You're the dude who invented StarBucks.
Yar. So whadda want?
Come on! You would've done the same thing!

 

by Chaplin
6-18-05
Even more dumb singing from Adolf's MIND!!!
Dooooowop-beeeeewop-de-de-duuuuuuun.
Oh my Gumdrops! You're such a cute beetle! You're gonna be my new pet!
Sweeeeeeeeet.
Later at home...
Mommy, Meet my new pet...Nestle.
Whats she doing with that Spray can?

 

by Chaplin
6-18-05
Why is there a giant cockroach eating a Whopper in the kitchen?
Thats Nestle. My new pet.
Why a giant bug?
Hes got manners.
Well...Since he got hear he flushed and haven't put his elbows on the table.
Cockroaches have elbows?

 

by Chaplin
6-19-05
So while you were gone I took a long walk and I met some tasty dolphins, pokeable dead people, a very fun hooker, and a new pet.
Year about that...Could you explain more about...
The hooker? The Dolphin? The Dead Person?
*munch* *munch*
I meant more of that beetle behind me eating a Twinkie.

 

by Chaplin
6-23-05
OK. Its time we launch our new World Domination plan.
We will send 20,000 Children and babies laced with explosives around their necks and...
Blow the crap outta Area 51!
But How will this help us Rule the World?
Um...
*sigh* It'll just be easier to let Bush do it himself...

 

by Chaplin
6-23-05
*sigh* I geuss we ain't cut out to Dominate the World.
Maybe we should just give up.
Yeah. We'll leave World Destruction to Bush.
What do we do with the army of explosive kids?
I dunno...Send them to France.
Yay! We're heros!

 

by Chaplin
6-25-05
So 78 x 412 divided by 1/2 and mulitiplied by 666.23 then multiplied again by 4,722 twice equals 238,692,060,446,433.76.
Actually, its 238,692,060,436,433.76!
I stand corrected

 

by Chaplin
6-28-05
Why did you want me to come to your church?
I hate being Catholic so I want you to scare them so I can go home early.
Dude, Preists don't fear Ghosts they fear Demons...
Oh! OK...
So Oreo went to the park...
Demon, Is that Kangeroo still around??
No. Hes on break. Whadda want?

 

by Chaplin
6-28-05
So all I have to do is scare those Preists so Church will end early?
Yes. Now hurry up or you don't get paid!
RAWR! I'm the Demon from HELL! RAWR! Hey...Whadda doing? OW! Stop that! Grrrr!......Ahhhhh!
!?
Ow! They have sticks.
You are the wussiest Demon...

 

by Chaplin
7-05-05
John, I hate my life! My boss is a Dick, My wife is sleeping with my father,and my fathers pregnate!
Thats gotta suck. I mean my Boss gave me a raise, My wife got implants, and my fathers full male.
...
You're not helping my situation.
Never said I was Trying, Timm.

 

by Chaplin
7-05-05
Um...What are you doing?
Writing you a ticket for parking in front of a Fire Hydrant.
But your Police Car is parked in the Handicapped Zone so shouldn't it mean you should get a ticket too? I mean you can't enforce the law strictly if you won't obey it,right?
apparently, I'm Wrong.

 

by Chaplin
7-05-05
So Dad, Hows your Pregnacy going?
Swell! Its fun feeling like you're trying to take S*** out of your mouth!
Is it Really THAT bad??
Son, There are gonna be things Far worse than you could imagine...
Like what?
I'm a Man and I don't want to think WHERE this babys coming out.

 

by Chaplin
7-05-05
Hey, TiVo.
Bad Day?
Could it be worse?
And Bush has decided to invade Britian because Quote "He doesen't trust that Mr.Bean fellow"
Touché.

 

by Chaplin
7-05-05
Timm! I'm demoting you!
B..But why,Sir??
Because our sales are doing horrible and you know why?
Because you fired half the staff so we can't keep up with demands and you're selling Pencils 80% more than our competitors .
You forgot the Child Labor Lawsuits...

 

by Chaplin
7-06-05
Brian, You can't smoke here. We're in a bloody church!
So? I bet Jesus smoked.
No I told you this a thousand times hes a Alcoholic!
Fine! I'll just have some Whiskey!
Then I'M Driving us home...
Why? I'm Just Gonna have one Keg.

 

by Chaplin
7-07-05
You're leaving me? But why??
I'm getting sick of seeing you like everyday! Like, at work,at home, on the moon! You're way too clingy!
But...
No...Don't speak. I'll just go....
But how the hell will I get back?

 

by Chaplin
7-07-05
Chaplin on StripCreator...
Lets see how I'm doing... Aw! I'm now 2 stars!
Well, Possums said you're... "Wicked Stupid"
Wha...Why doesen't Possums like you?
You're taking this too Serious. Just get over it and go to watch relax.
Is it because I ask about Boinky??
*sigh* God, You're F***ing stupid...

 

by Chaplin
7-07-05
Maybe Possums will like me if I go back to babies...
Chaplin, You sucked the humor from that in the 5th strip.
Should I copy other people like Scyess?
No. Just try to be funny.
I never thought of that...
Good. Now go before Zaster kicks your ass.

 

by Chaplin
7-07-05
Errrrr.... Its hard trying to be funny. Can't I copy Tobor?
No! No! Now for saying that I'm banning you from Kadder.
ARG! Now I have to use Dexx...
Whats wrong with Dexx?
It has a Demon with pubic hair...
Then use something else and quit whining...

 

by Chaplin
7-07-05
So Dick Tracy pulled out his gun.
Did he kill him?
Of course the guy was going to murder his freind!
He could of just shot his leg and arrested him. He diddn't need to kill him.
Yeah but if the guys dead he can't hurt people.
I just beleive Killing is wrong.

 

by Chaplin
7-28-05
Clay Aiken?? I own all your CD's!
Its great to meet a fan.
Why are you working at the GAP?
To get some ideas for a new song!
In a store where they sell overpriced shirts and pants?
Yeah. I heard this is where Van Halen gets his ideas...

 

by Chaplin
7-28-05
Awwwwwww...
A cute wittle baby!
I am the AntiChrist here to burn you all in Eternal Hellfire and cause chaos to all who oppose me!!!
You're SO cute with that graspy demonic voice! I just want to pinch your cheeks!!
I have found my first Victim...

 

by Chaplin
7-28-05
Hi, Jimbo!
Do I know you?
Timm. You and I were roomates for 12 years,and you were the best man at my wedding before Peggy divorced me. You got drunk one night and pooed in my car...
I still don't have the faintest idea of who you are...
YOU TOOK MY KIDNEY WHILE I WAS SLEEPING!!!
Well...I DO Remember a kidney...

 

by Chaplin
7-28-05
Yeah. I had to put down Snupples.
...
What?
Snupples is my Dog...
And your point?

 

by Chaplin
7-28-05
Wayne, you secretly inserted poison in over 30,000 cases of pencils!
I'm sorry, sir. Whadda going to do now?
Now I have to fire Timm.
What?? But Wayne put the poison in the pencils!
That may be so but I just don't like you.

 

by Chaplin
8-13-05
And some parents are boycotting "Dukes of Hazzard" because they think it is too horrible for kids and that it ruines what the Series was...
...
Yeah. I know. It seems so stupid that some parents ain't letting their kids go see it just because....Um...Timm? Why are you drooling??
Jessica Simpson....in skimpy wet clothes...washing cars....
Don't make me turn it to King of Queens
I'll be good! I'll be good!

 

by Chaplin
8-13-05
So did God create toothpicks or did he inspire the person who made it?
Silly Silly Timm. It doesn't matter anymore! God died in 1994.
What?
Yep. Heartattack. You weren't invited well, Because God just doesn't like you...
Then...If theres no God How do we deal with the fact that theres no way of getting into heaven??
Porn and Masterbation.But this time Kittens won't die!

 

by Chaplin
8-13-05
...
So then the the mom was swerving all over the place and Accidently hits her head on the car's stearing wheel knocking her out ice cold...
...
And the kid is screaming. Loud. I mean like Orgasm loud. Anyways, The car then hits a big bump which flips the car over a baby kitten and it whams into a tree and knocks it over...whats wrong?
How did talking about The new Four Brothers flick turn into a horrific car crash story???
I dunno. Anyways after the wreck the little girl had to pull her self out with two broken bleeding legs and one even snapped off while she......

 

by Chaplin
8-14-05
Hello fellow Americans. Do you hate Terrorists? I do. You know who else hates Terrorists?... Ernest P. Worrell.
Yes, the man who Went to camp and saved Troubled kids. The man who saved Christmas. The man who escaped Jail to stop a robbery. The man who saved the world from the Goblins. And...
The man you should vote for in 2008. Just because hes dead doesn't mean he doesn't care...
I'm Jim Varney and I approve this message

 

by Chaplin
8-14-05
Hey you're a cowboy! Do you do ropetricks?
Yes. I can rope up children and horribley rape them while I shoot their crying parents with a shotgun...
TOBOR CAN BEAT THAT! TOBOR ONCE CORNHOLED...
Okay...well guys good luck with that...I gotta um go and well....Bye...
Noone likes to hear our stories,huh,Tobor?
TOBOR SAD. TOBOR MUST GO CORNHOLE SHANK FOR HAPPINESS...

 

by Chaplin
8-16-05
And then the old lady kicked me in the--AHHHHH!
Oh my God!! My ass! What the Fuck?? What the hell happened?? My ass, it burns!!! Oh my God!!
And Timm was another unsuspecting Victim of Mr. Sticks-His-Dick-in-Your-Ass-While-You're-Looking-the-Other-Direction
Mwa-Ha-Ha-Haaaa

 

by Chaplin
8-19-05
Nice nipples,man. Wanna go fuck??
Wait..wha?? This ain't a Gay bar....
I know.
Well, I'm walking away now.
You sure you don't wanna fuck?? I got candy!

 

by Chaplin
8-19-05
So then he kidnapped me in the parking lot and shoved his....
Oh Yeah! I forgot! Your Dad's water broke....
What?? When was this??
A few hours ago.
We gotta get to the hospital!!
Hes still at home. He told me to tell you to drive him...

 

by Chaplin
8-19-05
I'm sorry,Dad!! When I learned your water broke I came as fast as I could!!
Its okay. I had the baby here. Hes sleeping in the bread basket...
Timm, That bread was good...
Oh my God! You ATE the baby!!
No.
Oh good. That would of been a really disturbing humorous plot attempt.

 

by Chaplin
8-19-05
Yay! Yay! Yay!
Why are you so happy?
I'm as happy as a kitten with catnip! We reached our 100th strip!!
100 strips and 2 stars? Thats really fucking lame,Timm.
And suddenly the Catnip turns to poisen...

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