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by Choobychooby
8-08-05
Hi, I just moved in next door, I'm Becci.
*slam*
We have to seal up those spy-holes as soon as possible.

 

by Choobychooby
8-08-05
Hello there, neighbour, my name's Becci, I just moved here.
Oh, hello there....Becci. That's an unusual name.
Not really, it's short for Rebecca.
Wow, cool, I dated a guy called Hillary once.
Was he a pre-op transexual too?
I think he was a postman.

 

by Choobychooby
8-08-05
So, what's the dating scene like around here?
Hmm, there's Jenny and her friend in number 15, but I'm not sure what's going on between them, then there's me, I'm single...
What about that little hottie that lives next-door to me?
Mr Kidney? Oh, yeah, he's not gay though.
I'm a woman.
Wow, great disguise, the beard totally fooled me. You trying to join the golf course or something?

 

by Choobychooby
8-08-05
You don't understand, I was born a man but I am now a woman.
Oh, I see, you've had a sex change?
No, not yet. I still have a penis, but I also have breasts and I go to the ladies toilets.
But "technically" you're a gay man?
I'm not gay! I'm a straight woman who has sex with men.
Right, has sex with gay men.

 

by Choobychooby
8-08-05
Do you understand everything now? I'm a straight woman, looking for a straight man to love me as a woman.
I tell you what, why don't you go talk to Bob at number 14, that'll be interesting.
Hi, I'm Becci, I've just moved in to the neighbourhood. Kevin's wife said I should come and say hello.
Honey, remember that ex-boyfriend of yours I was always getting jealous about...?

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