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There once was a man from Maryland Who lived in his very own fairyland He jumped on stage and cried “No, I haven't lied!” And the people sank low in his marshyland
After decades of gridlock, I’m proud to have helped push the federal government to finally act.
And I thought I wqas full of it!
by Coffee_Party, 11-06-21

 

There once was a man from Maryland Who lived in his very own fairyland He jumped on stage and cried “No, I haven't lied!” And the people sank low in his marshyland
After decades of gridlock, I’m proud to have helped push the federal government to finally act.
And I thought I was full of it!
by Coffee_Party, 11-06-21

 

There once was a man from Maryland Who lived in his very own fairyland He jumped on stage and cried “No, I haven't lied!” And the people sank low in his marshyland
After decades of gridlock, I’m proud to have helped push the federal government to finally act.
And I thought I was full of it!
by Coffee_Party, 11-06-21

 

There once was a man from Maryland Who lived in his very own fairyland He jumped on stage and cried “No, I haven't lied!” And the people sank low in his marshyland
After decades of gridlock, I’m proud to have helped push the federal government to finally act.
And I thought I was full of it!
by Coffee_Party, 11-06-21

 

There once was a man from Maryland Who lived in his very own fairyland He jumped on stage and cried “No, I haven't lied!” And the people sank low in his marshyland.
After decades of gridlock, I’m proud to have helped push the federal government to finally act.
And I thought I was full of it!
by Coffee_Party, 11-06-21

 

There once was a man in government Who ruled with pen and peppermint He offered a bag of candy The people thought that was dandy And the man boasted in wonderment
Today I announced two appointments to further Maryland’s commitment to cybersecurity and data protection, further cementing Maryland's status as the cyber capital of America.
I don't know what he's boasting about. I do all the work around here.
by Coffee_Party, 11-10-21

 

A funny man strolled about the Port of Baltimore With hands in his pockets he searched for a salty whore While playing pocket pool He thought “Crown jewels pretty cool!” And he sauntered about no
Today I highlighted one of Maryland’s crown jewels—the Port of Baltimore
I need to find a better neighborhood. I hear Georgia is pretty nice this time of year.
by Coffee_Party, 11-10-21

 

A funny man strolled about the Port of Baltimore With hands in his pockets he searched for a salty whore While playing pocket pool He thought “Crown jewels pretty cool!” And he sauntered about no
Today I highlighted one of Maryland’s crown jewels—the Port of Baltimore
I need to find a better neighborhood. I hear Georgia is pretty nice this time of year.
by Coffee_Party, 11-10-21

 

A funny man strolled about the Port of Baltimore With hands in his pockets he searched for a salty whore While playing pocket pool He thought “Crown jewels pretty cool!” And he sauntered about no
by Coffee_Party, 11-10-21

 

There once was a man who declared he stood for the people A few felt he stood on the heads of the sheeple He stayed quiet today But no one gave a hey And he spent the day peering through a peep hole
Why do I feel like someone's watching me?
by Coffee_Party, 11-12-21

 

There once was a boy who put all his eggs in a bag “That's not going to work,” warned an old hag When the pandemic struck He thought, “Heck, what the %#&!” And ordered everyone to line up for
Maryland has now vaccinated 99% of seniors and surpassed 50,000 vaccinations for 5- to 11-year-olds
I need to look at this clown's resume. He might make me a good assistant some day.
by Coffee_Party, 11-13-21

 

There once was a boy who put all his eggs in a bag “That's not going to work,” warned an old hag When the pandemic struck He thought, “Heck, what the %#&!” And ordered everyone to line up for
Maryland has now vaccinated 99% of seniors and surpassed 50,000 vaccinations for 5- to 11-year-olds.
I need to look at this clown's resume. He might make me a good assistant some day.
by Coffee_Party, 11-13-21

 

There once was a governor who ruled by citation He toured his state with lots of ambition He came upon a duck Offered congrats for a buck And then he returned to his plantation
It was my honor to present the festival board members with a citation to mark 50 years of this incredible event.
Incredible? You're celebrating my whole family becoming the main course for dinner!
by Coffee_Party, 11-14-21

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