All comics by CowTipper

 

This happened just a few minutes ago... (2) by CowTipper 3-01-05
Mom! You'll never guess what my friend just fell for! Ok, what?	Later... ....And then she says, "But everyone's always told me that it wasn't a word because it wasn't in the dictionary!"	Gullible's not in the dictionary?

 

People who live in glass houses... (Random) by CowTipper 4-26-05
Cripple! Ugly!	Four eyes! Uh...	Yeah, I went there.

 

Guarantee (Random)

One move, and I'll shoot, I swear... Pinky swear?

by CowTipper, 4-28-05

 

I fear for the future by CowTipper 5-19-05
Well, Blind Justice was a fantastic idea. A couple more shows like that and we're gold. Any suggestions? What about that phrase, "love is blind"? A show about a prostitute who tragically lost her vision? Or, "The blind leading the blind"? A blind seeing-eye dog continues guide people.	I like how you're thinking, but let's branch off from the blind people. Alright, what about that phrase, "Jumping to Conclusions"? A kangaroo could travel the word listening to the ends of speeches... or wait, I've just had my most brilliant one yet.	Later... No one believes this man can start his own airline made of bacon, but he perseveres... this fall: "When Pigs Fly" airs on ABC.

 

Angster's Paradise by CowTipper 6-05-05
My name is Kyle N, but I’m really a G /I got a nice house and a family that loves me, /I pretend that school’s below me, but hell, that shit is above me! /I’m white boy but I got poor black en-v	I roll with my crew, and they roll with me, /When we get bored we launder money /It make us feel cool, it makes us feel pretty, /Even though if I had a job, I’d get plenty	I used to be nice, but that’s just not cool, /‘cause I’ve got a motto, and it’s my rule /It’s the mantra for every gansta wannabe /What would a gansta do? /WWGD.

 

Ridiculous Things My Mother Has Said by CowTipper 4-05-07
#1 Oh, your balloon flew away! But don't cry... maybe it flew into some little girl's yard an it's her birthday, and she can't afford a balloon of her own, and... What?	#2 I can't tell you the combination for the house safe so that if someone tries to rob it, you can honestly tell them you don't know the combination. Daddy says then they'll just kill me.	#3 I never said those things.

 

Godot by CowTipper 3-24-08
See this red light? There's no one around. I'm gonna run it just to prove a point. We spend way too much of our lives waiting... waiting for opportunity to come...	We wait for the right moment, for good news, for bad news, and we wait for the light to change when there's no-frickin-body around! While you were talking, it turned green.	Shit. Let's wait for it to turn red again so I can run it. Then let's blog about it.

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