All comics by Cowboy_Dave

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by Cowboy_Dave
3-11-03
There he is. Now it's all a matter of killing him.
Eh?
What?
What?

 

by Cowboy_Dave
3-14-03
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?

 

by Cowboy_Dave
3-26-03
I'm going to kill you!
Oh, are you now?
Yes.
Okay, just double checking.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
3-26-03
You look like a twitcher. Are you a twitcher?
Well, I don't really know....
Well, there's only one way to find out...
By killing you...
Oh, yeah. You're killing me.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
3-26-03
Tell you what, I'll let us fight to the death. I could use the excercise.
Cool. Wanna do it like a Matrix parody?
No.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
3-26-03
LASER CANNON!!!!!!!!!!1111
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Cowboy Dave didn't know what was going to happen next so he bit the hitman and ran.
MOH!
You got that right!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
5-04-03
Ow!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSHHH!!!!!!!
Woop! Woop! Woop!
What th-?
Yeah, I don't understand how I did it either.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
5-04-03
It looks like I must fight you...
Good......GO, PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!
Huh?
Sorry, I don't get out much.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
5-04-03
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Why are you screaming? I didn't hit you yet...
I know, it's just that...the plot is going nowhere!
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by Cowboy_Dave
5-04-03
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POPPY COCK!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
5-04-03
Heh! Heh! He said cock!
There you are, you bastard! Where were you when I was about to be killed?
Getting a soda!
Ooh, did you get me one?

 

by Cowboy_Dave
5-04-03
No.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
5-04-03
blah blah blah
Helloooo? Excuse me! Are we going to fight to the death or what?...
Could you just give me a minute? The world doesn't revolve around you, ya know!
...But I'm thirsty, Horse!...
...I wish it did...

 

by Cowboy_Dave
5-04-03
Intermission
Let's go down to the lobby
Let's go down to the lobby
To get ourselves a snack!
I'll have some twizzlers!
Shut up.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
5-04-03
please? please? please? please? please? please?
no. no. no. no. no. no.
Hours later......
please? please? please? please? please? please?
no. no. no. no. no. no.
no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no.
I could kill them both now, but I want to see where this goes.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
5-15-03
Hey, that guy fell asleep. Let's run for it.
I don't think the ranger's going to like that.
What?
I mean: Let's go!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
5-15-03
(Benny Hill theme plays in background)
Get back here!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
5-15-03
We should be safe in this cave.
I agree.
WELL, I DO!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
5-15-03
Who goes there?
Just a semi-retarded cowboy and his talking horse.
You know how many semi-retarded cowboys and talking horses I get here, boy?
Um .... 12?

 

by Cowboy_Dave
5-15-03
Actually, yes.
Wow.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
5-15-03
So, what business do you have at the cave of LOST SOULS!?!
The cave of what?
LOST SOULS!
*whimper!*

 

by Cowboy_Dave
5-15-03
W-w-w-w-w-we just need a place to hide out for an hour or six.
Sure. You're welcome to stay at the cave of...
LOST SOULS!
Stop doing that.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
5-15-03
Who are you? A moleman or something?
Yes.
I see.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
5-15-03
Mort the moleman to be exact. I'm the very last of my kind.
How do you know?
I just naturally assumed.
Don't assume! Because if you assume, you make an arse out of you and me!
......

 

by Cowboy_Dave
5-15-03
That's not it.
What do you mean?
It's: Don't assume or you make an ass out of you and me.
Are you calling me an ass?

 

by Cowboy_Dave
5-15-03
Later......
I hope you enjoyed your stay!
I have to go already?
You've been here for 7 months.
Wow, time really flies by when you're in a disgusting cave with a wild beast.
What a moron.
Bye, Mort. I hope you find one of your kind .... And thanks for filling in a few comics to lengthen the series.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
5-15-03
(Walking)
That Mort. What a nice guy.
Who the fuck is Mort?

 

by Cowboy_Dave
5-15-03
Why aren't they dead yet?
I'm working on it.
*sigh* .... why didn't I just do it myself? I am the most quailified killer there is.
Yes, I've seen your resume. It was spectacular.
Get out....
Exit stage left!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
5-15-03
Well, I'm off the case. What should I do now?
ROAD TRIP!!!!
Who are you?

 

by Cowboy_Dave
5-15-03
(Now let's see what Miss Kitty's father is up to)
...........................................
(Hmmm, I thought as much)

 

by Cowboy_Dave
5-16-03
Where is he? WHERE IS HE?
...............
Who am I talking to?

 

by Cowboy_Dave
5-16-03
I think this comic series is running out of spunk. Something big better happen soon.
I got cancer.
DING! DING! DING! THERE WE GO!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
5-30-03
Horse and Cowboy Dave get lost in a desert......
Ugh! How the cunt did we get lost here?
Well, I'm sure this is better than the other path we could of took.
*nature noises*
How can we get out of this desert?
Desset? I'll have a fudge bar, please!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
12-12-03
Wow, now we're under the sea.
Yes.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
12-12-03
We're still under the sea.
Yes. That's odd.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
12-12-03
Raaah!
Oops. Wrong way.
Raaah!

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