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by DAVIDACRUZ
8-13-07
Yo [BLEEP] this place is [BLEEP] up!!!
I mean yo! this is just the coolest [BLEEP] in the [BLEEP] god[BLEEP] world!
I wish i knew where we were though..
Same here..

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
8-13-07
GREETINGS WEARY TRAVELER
I wanna join your Geek group.
Ok i will need your stats.
Ok i have 67 HP 42 MP and 45 IP. OH! and 600 SP.ATK
Ok. You are now deemed the honor of being the Black Night of Excalabir.
I better not find out that is some kind of racial crap!

 

As I walk through the valley where i harvest my grain i take a look at my wife and realize shes pretty plain but thats just perfect for an amish like me ya know i shun fancy things like electricity..
At 4:30 in the morning i'm milking cow Jebbidia feeds the chickns and jacob plow FOOL I've been raking and plowing so long that even Ezikeal thinks my mind is gone
by DAVIDACRUZ, 8-13-07

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
8-13-07
Geeze another Christsmas...in August
Another fake Christmas Tree...From the forest
Another boring Comic Strip..
At least we have our dignity..

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
8-13-07
I hear there is a cat that somehow predicts death or something?!? But how??Oh yeah thats right it sits next to the person that will die .
I want that ability too!!
HEY!!! DOCTOR LEMMINGS!!!! HAVE YOU SEEN THE DEATH CAT!?!?!?!
YES IT WAS SITTING NEXT TO ME A FEW MINUTES AGO!!!

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
8-13-07
Hola, I am Karina.I am so desparate for a boyfreind i decided to go Speed dating
Hi Karina I am Nuerowortnezzelsee IV
DING! Oh sorry Speed Date over nice chatting with you. You were so boring i thought i was watching King of The Hill but that joke is corny but so very true. You still here Puto get out!!

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
8-13-07
Listen you stupid rodent get off this bench and your death shall be quick and painless..
Ok.. be that way you stupid rodent i'm gonna go [BLEEP] the [BLEEP] outta your sister.
Oooooooooohhhh Riiiiiiiight!

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
8-13-07
Lets see do do do doo do Death Star plans..
Hmm..
Did you find them?
What!?! I like that book and Movie
No but i did find a copy of The Outsiders..well thats a keeper.

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
8-13-07
Apple is really a terrorist plot!
Listen we need something to attrack lightning to a person during a thunderstorm.
How about uh.. de ipod sir..
hmm.. i like that what does it do..
well uh.. you could upload music to the ipod..and it will attract lightning when you listen to the proclaimers..
sweet...

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
8-13-07
Birth of the ipod
Ok i need you to make me a portable music lightning device.
Shouldn't we make some sort of computer..or phone even??
Listen Billy you need to listen to my orders!!
Screw you Microsoft is better!!
Fine i'll make it myself!!
I'm outta here.

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
8-13-07
Oh man my bladder!
Oh man!!
geze where is the news crew!?!

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
8-14-07
what are you doing.
I am lookin for this person that parodied my comic.
Oh!!!.....good luck...

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
8-14-07
HOLY JESUS CHRIST!!!!
I thought you didn't beleive in Jesus...
Well i didn't beleive in aleins either untill about 4 seconds ago...

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
8-14-07
I'm gonna need to tell you you to remove the suit.
But it is my Holloween costume.
Yes, but this is a no fly zone.
???

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
8-15-07
And why didn't you do this and that and ya'Know i can't do everything around here and blah blah blah!!!
You are actin like a child, you never pay attention to me and i didn't want to say this in front of our guests but you have really let yourself go!! Just look at that FAT!
Well if your gonna be such a bitch...

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
8-15-07
I'll Kill you!!!
Naaaah!!! Lets bae Freinds....
hmm...according to this issue of Tales to Stupify you are what we call a dummy
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh me no think so..me alive..

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
8-15-07
Uh...i just wanted to say-
BOO!!!
I SWEAR THAT HAPPENED!
Your full of it man...
It happened!!!!
sure...

 

I rather operate on Electrictions because everything is color coated..
Well i rather operate on lawyers because they are spineless, gutless, brainless, and they lie still..
by DAVIDACRUZ, 8-15-07

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
8-15-07
Um..ok i goin to tell you a joke
ok ok...Black people are like Hey Bitch! but we do not adress our women in such a way.
You Suck!!

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