Sort of introducing someone new by DC6-20-05 Man, it's been a while, hasn't it? And how! We have a whole new host of wacky characters to associate with now! So let's see who's behind the curtain, Johhny! DC! Whoever you are, Squirrel! I'm not coming out. But, you have to! Pashleys need wacky adventures too! No, we don't.
This is not Wix by DC6-20-05 Look, you have to come out sooner or later, OK? We have the comic surrounded. You can't surround a comic. That's stupid. I don't suppose you'd care to hear how I see and know all, would you? Maybe I'm here already, standing right here, and you just can't see me because I'm the void. ...No, I'm pretty sure I can see you. Not if I hammer this nail into my skull, you can't!
Don't question the artwork, Pashforth by DC6-20-05 Seriously, why did you think that was going to work? Who says it didn't? More importantly, I have a question to ask. Yes, Pashley? In the comic, uyou look like a catgirl, when clearly in life you look more like this. What's up with that? Sure is a dull life, being a statue. Well, you see, Dictator Kitty is...No, you shut up! Guess it's that time again.
Letters by DC6-23-05 According to this, I'm to introduce the next character. Yep. Also, my long lost uncle in Slovenia has died and bequeathed me his Haunted Mansion (Tm) Evidently a forward thinking man. ...Have you been tampering with my mail? No, but I think it's fairly obvious your uncle was tampering with my writing paper.
I thought it was going to be Dave, or something by DC6-23-05 Well, the whole business with dear old uncle whoever, time to introduce the next character! OK . All the way from stage right, here's Dave. ...That's it? That's all I get? But I dressed up and everything. Good job I came prepared for your bullshit, matador! Aye Carumba! Wear a hat!
That ole' Pash Spirit by DC6-23-05 ... Come back, Matador! I have nails-a-plenty! Does anyone else wonder why Pash is chasing an invisible Matador and pounding nails into his head? Pash makes enemies easily, DC Mostly through drinking paint and dreaming fevered dreams brought on by drinking paint, which he does to quel the fever dreams. YOU CAN'T TAKE MY CEREBERAL CORTEX NOW, CAN YOU, MATADOR?
Season's Greetings by DC6-23-05 Happy Christmas, Santa! ...Were...were you sent to kill me, zombie? Would I do a thing like that? Hell if I know. I'm going to find out. Hah! Nice try, Jerk! No-one messes with S.T Nick!
Uh-oh! by DC6-23-05 ...So, what, pray tell, was the last comic? What makes you think I'd know? I'm just a squirrel. Uh, squeak, squeak. Powers of distracting Kitty, don't fail me now.. Come with me to the basement. Someone made an awful mess down there, so I thought we could develop a plot.
Need Make Comic Go by DC11-22-05 So, this awful mess in the basement. Where is it? Right there. Where the body is. Was. Am. I don't see it. It's not really suprising. According to these findings from the Matador, squirrels can't see bloodied corpses. THE MATADOR! Not The Matador! Wait, actually, yeah. That makes sense. Or snese.
He'll shine your shoes. AND THEN STEAL THEM. by DC11-22-05 Look, everyone! It's Tharrick, the lovable rogue! I'm a lovable scamp! Isn't he just a cheeky chappy with a heart of Gold? I sure am. It was free after I prised it out of the old man's chest with this.