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by Dacca
1-20-09
I haven't sleeped for 9 weeks.
What?!
Yup, I have been drink coffee for 9 weeks.
Oh, Is that why you look so scared all the time.
Yeah
Can I have a cup?

 

by Dacca
1-20-09
Oh crap its that Chuck guy.
So the boss gave me a promotion.
Oh well done
Yeah I know I feel great, have you got any coins for the candie machine
No, I lost all my money, because my place is a sty.

 

by Dacca
1-20-09
I walked in on the new girl naked.
Really? Was it good?
Well, It was new.

 

I hate my job!
by Dacca, 1-20-09

 

Well I personally don't think office comidies are as good as they use to be.
by Dacca, 1-20-09

 

by Dacca
1-20-09
Well i've worked here for 10 years and I could work here for ten more
Well, I've worked here for 7 months and I can't wait to die.

 

by Dacca
1-20-09
Why do you wear that scientist outfit?
Well, why do you wear that human outfit?
Wow what a come back!!!
But seriously that was the dumbest thing i've ever heard!!!

 

by Dacca
1-20-09
So your that new girl everyones been talking about
Well i'm not that new I've worked here for 3 months.
Well in this work station we do everything naked.
Oh really thats strange.
Yeah but I think you could be good at it!

 

by Dacca
1-20-09
What do you even do here.
Well I just stand around and drink coffee.
Oh so you do the same thing as me

 

by Dacca
1-20-09
Well Mevin we are running low on our most important suplies. So I need you to call the dilevery place and order them for me.
Okay, what are we running low on.
Donuts and coffee the onl things we ever use.
No donuts and coffee are the things that you use then don't let the rest of us have.
why arn't you calling them.
I'm a drawing you idiot!

 

by Dacca
1-20-09
Hey what are you doing in my office?
It's me your evil twin. Don't you remember me?
Oh, how have you been?
Well, I've spent 20 years in jail because of you and have came to get my revenge
Oh, why are you holding an empty cup?

 

Life would be so much better if I was an Octapus
by Dacca, 1-20-09

 

by Dacca
1-20-09
Did you just say you are going to quit?
Yes that is what I said.
But what are you going to do now you would never be able to get a job with this kind of pay ever again.
Yes I know but thats okay because I am going to open a shoe shop.
Oh and i'm getting a 10 part spin off. Yipee

 

by Dacca
1-20-09
Are you going to Chucks goodbye party?
Yeah are you
No way I would die if I heard one more of Chucks crap jokes.
Your right.
Do you want to be my date anyway?

 

by Dacca
1-20-09
I'm verry sad today!
Why? Whats wrong?
My names Gilroy
Oh that is sad!

 

by Dacca
1-20-09
And then he punched me in the head, so I got up and ran away.
Well done.
Yeah, but then he followed me.
Oh what did you do then?
Well, put my entire family in danger.

 

by Dacca
1-20-09
I don't like this one bit!

 

by Dacca
1-20-09
Your dumped. It's over between us!
But your my sister!

 

If you read the title I want you to know that we where joking, Chuck's never going to get laid!
by Dacca, 1-20-09

 

If you read the title I want you to know that we where joking, Chuck's never going to get laid!
by Dacca, 1-20-09

 

by Dacca
1-24-09
After all fails Chuck becomes a comedian.
So what do you call a oh hang on I forgot, oh awell I was never to good at that joke but awell they all end up wearing the same hat. HAHAHAHA
So whats up with airline food, I can't remember why I don't like it but yeah. HAHAHAHA

 

by Dacca
1-25-09
I am going to retire soon and I will need someone to replace me as boss
Really?
Yeah and I was thinking about that pig here do you think he would make a good boss.
Na, his a pig, what about me?
Ha, thats funny

 

by Dacca
1-25-09
I've been thinking and I think I might stay for a long time to come...
WOW, great
A Long, Long time!
This is bad news

 

by Dacca
1-25-09
Well, gilroy have you ever thought of what we are actually meant to do here?
Every day Ted, Every day
Do you want to get some lunch.

 

by Dacca
1-25-09
Do you remember the day that we met?
No, I can't remember at all. Sorry
Well, never do I. Now that I think of it I don't even remember meeting you in first place

 

by Dacca
1-25-09
The anual office party will be held this week, are you coming?
Hell yeah!
Wow this comic has went down hill big time!

 

by Dacca
1-26-09
STOP LOOKING AT ME!

 

by Dacca
1-26-09
STOP LOOKING AT ME!

 

by Dacca
1-26-09
STOP LOOKING AT ME!

 

Hey, I just came down to tell you tthat I quite. Good bye my best friend.
Who the hell are you?
by Dacca, 1-26-09

 

by Dacca
1-26-09
It's going to be sad to see you go HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA I couldn't say that with a straight face!

 

by Dacca
1-26-09
Do you remember when we where younger.
Yup, those where the days. Don't you think so.
Well, actually thats why I asked because I don't actually remember.
Well, that means it's almost time for you to retire.
Your a good friend!

 

by Dacca
1-27-09
I'm sorry I'm demoting you!
Oh, but where to?
Well, all i'm going to say is sorry.
Why?
Oh, I see why!
Hi friendly man I like the scarf that you are wearing on your body as we speak.

 

by Dacca
1-27-09
Hey, buddy who the hell are you?
I'm the guy who works in the office next to you.
Well, it's been 39 comics and I don't ever remember seeing you.
Maybe because you all you do is drink coffee all day then you probally would have done some work.
But I can't put it down because I was drawn with it in my hand. I don't like you I don't ever want you to go in my office. EVER!
Yeah well, it smells funny!

 

by Dacca
1-27-09
I did something really awkward last night.
really what was it?
I was making love to a girl last night and I said Harry.
WOW! thats really gross

 

by Dacca
1-27-09
Oh, it's from Dacca, it says "I just released the 40th comic in the robotic pinapple and that it has only 10 comics left. and they will be a story ark that will end on a really sweet note."
" Then I will make a even better series that's not as long. And that the star trek comics have a big future ahead of them now and also that the Robotic Pinapple will end but that doesnt stopa sequal"
And It also says I have AID's. I guess we don't win them all!

 

by Dacca
1-27-09
No! You can't leave!
I got to move back to my local town, I have gotten a job they're that is offering me 4 times what you pay me.
BUT YOU CAN"T LEAVE!
Why?
Well I guess you have nothing stoping you. See ya.

 

by Dacca
1-28-09
Please don't leave!
Today is my last day i'm sorry
But What am I going to do know!
Goodbye you've been a great friend.
WOW! this is so boring!

 

by Dacca
1-28-09
It's sad to see you leave. I love you!
I know! Goodbye!
Wow it's actually happened. I need some one to talk to.

 

by Dacca
1-28-09
So did you watch that Mel Gibson movie last night
Yeah
Oh, I don't think I like you anymore!

 

by Dacca
1-28-09
Well, we had a vote and we all think your getting abit old.
Who voted?!
Oh, well just me and the pig. Well just the pig.

 

I don't like you.
by Dacca, 1-29-09

 

by Dacca
1-29-09
Well, Mr Sanderson I think today I will announce my retirement
I'm over here!
Oh, you're just being modest.

 

by Dacca
1-29-09
Well why are you retireing.
Well because it's about time, Plus this job sucks without Melvin.
Oh who long will you be here for?
Well, 3 days, what ready to get rid of me all ready? ha ha ha
Well yes I was hoping you would leave!

 

by Dacca
1-29-09
So I want you to replace me as boss as soon as I leave. Because your also old and I'm old and bosses can only be old.
Well theres got to be other reasons?
Well, what do you have in mind.
Well first because I'm a good worker.
Really? Where do you work?
I'm not really going to miss you.

 

by Dacca
1-29-09
Well, goodbye, Hang on. Before I leave I might have a donut.
Later
some one ate my last donut, was it you?
Yeah I think it was Bob
Didn't I fire Bob?
Yeah thats what I thought as well.

 

by Dacca
1-30-09
Let's start at the end.
I am so sorry.
I will miss you Garry.
I will miss you!

 

by Dacca
1-30-09
Two days earlier.
Are you sure you don't know anything about Garry's murder?
Yes I am so sad!
He was a big part of me I will miss him lots.
I think Garry was a big part of all of us.

 

by Dacca
1-30-09
10 minutes earlier:
OH CRAP! I killed Garry.
2 minutes earlier.
Well, why arn't you talking! don't you like my house!
15 minutes earlier.
Hey Garry would you like to come back to my house.

 

by Dacca
1-31-09
2 months earlier.
I am so sorry Garry but you will never be able to talk again.
Why arn't you shocked, oh I know what will scare you!
Look at this how high this is!

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